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  #21  
Old November 28th 07, 02:20 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Default Da Hoomins ated da Turkee



: An I will... oh, nevver mind.
:
: Sundance, knowing Tiger would never need help finishing off food
:
: Ahhh, M. Sundance, how eez yourownself?
:
: I haff heard of zees 'venture, and my wink and myownself weel 'port
: offur wif zee 1935 Bugatti zat I aff borrowed.
:
: Now, mine freend, ze best portion eez going to be goink thru New
: England, where dere eez an abundance of zee seefuds. Zo, I infite you
: to sit wif myownself and M. Tiger zo dat we can zample awl ov zee
: delikacies zere - like zee lopster an Wellfleet oysterz, an well, I
: weel 'port ofur a few cases of furry nice white nip-wines.....and we
: can eet owr way down zee coast!
:
: --
: à bientôt,
:
: Jacques

yum!
Burt


  #22  
Old November 28th 07, 05:23 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Default Da Hoomins ated da Turkee

Bert you anna yourown furnd missy kan sit wif uses alzo, Tiger
squiffer wrote in message
...


: An I will... oh, nevver mind.
:
: Sundance, knowing Tiger would never need help finishing off food
:
: Ahhh, M. Sundance, how eez yourownself?
:
: I haff heard of zees 'venture, and my wink and myownself weel 'port
: offur wif zee 1935 Bugatti zat I aff borrowed.
:
: Now, mine freend, ze best portion eez going to be goink thru New
: England, where dere eez an abundance of zee seefuds. Zo, I infite you
: to sit wif myownself and M. Tiger zo dat we can zample awl ov zee
: delikacies zere - like zee lopster an Wellfleet oysterz, an well, I
: weel 'port ofur a few cases of furry nice white nip-wines.....and we
: can eet owr way down zee coast!
:
: --
: à bientôt,
:
: Jacques

yum!
Burt




  #23  
Old November 28th 07, 09:16 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Granby
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Default Da Hoomins ated da Turkee

Hewo, did yourownselves fall offda face of da earpth? Piglet wondering
where Woo Too is wif fudn to be eaten in da garage
"Will in New Haven" wrote in message
...
Maggie May: I hafta report dat wee faled to steel da turkee in time
anda hoomins ated it jus now.

Missy: HIss, spit

Maggy May: Hush. It was still nice becuz r ant Bevurlee cam offer an
eeted wiff de uver hoomins ass did r Uncl Scott an also Judee frum
Meowmeess job.

Winnie: Judee wivz inna speshul hom fr peepl hoo need r Meowmee too
tak care uv dem. Meowmee alllus brings hur anna sumtimes sum uvvers
hom but it wuz juss Judee dis yeer. Shee wuz scorted by Bear hooo
allus paiz her tenshun an treets hur assa speshul gest. She wuvs Bear,
ass hoo wuld not, anna sang Happeee Purrday to him, aldo hee did knot
no dat it wuz hiss purrday.

Missy: Miss Judee issa ok, four a hoomin.

Maggie May: R ant Bevurlee come over kwite offen. DIS tim shee wass
werin a shirp wiff a pitchr uv r fren Lady Di, hooo iss hur kittee. I
tot it wuz weeely Lady Di an dat wud haff bin purfekt. Butted da
pitchr wuz nic. I will tell hur how prittee it wuz ness tim I talk too
hur.

Sunrise: Lady Di ISS kwite pritty fur a mottl Himmy, wike yooo Maggie
May anna Missy. It iss knot hur falt dat sheee iss not a spectacular
red Perzhun wike mee. Uncl Scott wass heeer an hee issa Meowmees
barekitten. Heee iss growd up now. Hee cam offur to petted me wile I
layed inda winnowsill sodat effuryone could see me.

Bear: I wuv Judee anna peepl gift mee turkee.

All: Happee Manxgiffing to efferybudy on dis noosegrooop.

--

"I have seen the David, seen the Mona Lisa too
And I have heard Doc Watson play Columbus Stockade Blues"
Guy Clark - "Dublin Blues"



  #24  
Old November 28th 07, 09:22 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Will in New Haven
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Default Da Hoomins ated da Turkee

On Nov 28, 3:16 pm, "Granby" wrote:
Hewo, did yourownselves fall offda face of da earpth? Piglet wondering
where Woo Too is wif fudn to be eaten in da garage


R sekrtary hass bin furree bussee an den I wuss mad on him. Hiss.
Butted Iyam not so mads now anna will rite mor diss ebenin. My fren
Winnie teld mee dat hee heerd frum da Wascal dat heee is ok an will
beee back in contac sooon, in kas yu wanned too no fur sum reezun.

WooToo

--


"Will in New Haven" wrote in ...



Maggie May: I hafta report dat wee faled to steel da turkee in time
anda hoomins ated it jus now.


Missy: HIss, spit


Maggy May: Hush. It was still nice becuz r ant Bevurlee cam offer an
eeted wiff de uver hoomins ass did r Uncl Scott an also Judee frum
Meowmeess job.


Winnie: Judee wivz inna speshul hom fr peepl hoo need r Meowmee too
tak care uv dem. Meowmee alllus brings hur anna sumtimes sum uvvers
hom but it wuz juss Judee dis yeer. Shee wuz scorted by Bear hooo
allus paiz her tenshun an treets hur assa speshul gest. She wuvs Bear,
ass hoo wuld not, anna sang Happeee Purrday to him, aldo hee did knot
no dat it wuz hiss purrday.


Missy: Miss Judee issa ok, four a hoomin.


Maggie May: R ant Bevurlee come over kwite offen. DIS tim shee wass
werin a shirp wiff a pitchr uv r fren Lady Di, hooo iss hur kittee. I
tot it wuz weeely Lady Di an dat wud haff bin purfekt. Butted da
pitchr wuz nic. I will tell hur how prittee it wuz ness tim I talk too
hur.


Sunrise: Lady Di ISS kwite pritty fur a mottl Himmy, wike yooo Maggie
May anna Missy. It iss knot hur falt dat sheee iss not a spectacular
red Perzhun wike mee. Uncl Scott wass heeer an hee issa Meowmees
barekitten. Heee iss growd up now. Hee cam offur to petted me wile I
layed inda winnowsill sodat effuryone could see me.


Bear: I wuv Judee anna peepl gift mee turkee.


All: Happee Manxgiffing to efferybudy on dis noosegrooop.


--


"I have seen the David, seen the Mona Lisa too
And I have heard Doc Watson play Columbus Stockade Blues"
Guy Clark - "Dublin Blues"- Hide quoted text -


- Show quoted text -


  #25  
Old November 28th 07, 09:35 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Granby
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Default Da Hoomins ated da Turkee

Piglet stammering a bit "wellz, yez, I waz wonnerink but didn wanna, wel
uhmm, thankz for tellink me diz. I really did wonner where WooToo waz cauze
her likez da fudz from da freezer and Tiger, T/V. Butch, Sebatian and da
free of uzens has about ate itselfz. We will port back to Beautys soon as
diz runz out!!!
"Will in New Haven" wrote in message
...
On Nov 28, 3:16 pm, "Granby" wrote:
Hewo, did yourownselves fall offda face of da earpth? Piglet wondering
where Woo Too is wif fudn to be eaten in da garage


R sekrtary hass bin furree bussee an den I wuss mad on him. Hiss.
Butted Iyam not so mads now anna will rite mor diss ebenin. My fren
Winnie teld mee dat hee heerd frum da Wascal dat heee is ok an will
beee back in contac sooon, in kas yu wanned too no fur sum reezun.

WooToo

--


"Will in New Haven" wrote in
...



Maggie May: I hafta report dat wee faled to steel da turkee in time
anda hoomins ated it jus now.


Missy: HIss, spit


Maggy May: Hush. It was still nice becuz r ant Bevurlee cam offer an
eeted wiff de uver hoomins ass did r Uncl Scott an also Judee frum
Meowmeess job.


Winnie: Judee wivz inna speshul hom fr peepl hoo need r Meowmee too
tak care uv dem. Meowmee alllus brings hur anna sumtimes sum uvvers
hom but it wuz juss Judee dis yeer. Shee wuz scorted by Bear hooo
allus paiz her tenshun an treets hur assa speshul gest. She wuvs Bear,
ass hoo wuld not, anna sang Happeee Purrday to him, aldo hee did knot
no dat it wuz hiss purrday.


Missy: Miss Judee issa ok, four a hoomin.


Maggie May: R ant Bevurlee come over kwite offen. DIS tim shee wass
werin a shirp wiff a pitchr uv r fren Lady Di, hooo iss hur kittee. I
tot it wuz weeely Lady Di an dat wud haff bin purfekt. Butted da
pitchr wuz nic. I will tell hur how prittee it wuz ness tim I talk too
hur.


Sunrise: Lady Di ISS kwite pritty fur a mottl Himmy, wike yooo Maggie
May anna Missy. It iss knot hur falt dat sheee iss not a spectacular
red Perzhun wike mee. Uncl Scott wass heeer an hee issa Meowmees
barekitten. Heee iss growd up now. Hee cam offur to petted me wile I
layed inda winnowsill sodat effuryone could see me.


Bear: I wuv Judee anna peepl gift mee turkee.


All: Happee Manxgiffing to efferybudy on dis noosegrooop.


--


"I have seen the David, seen the Mona Lisa too
And I have heard Doc Watson play Columbus Stockade Blues"
Guy Clark - "Dublin Blues"- Hide quoted text -


- Show quoted text -




  #26  
Old November 28th 07, 09:42 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Will in New Haven
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Default Da Hoomins ated da Turkee

On Nov 28, 3:35 pm, "Granby" wrote:
Piglet stammering a bit "wellz, yez, I waz wonnerink but didn wanna, wel
uhmm, thankz for tellink me diz. I really did wonner where WooToo waz cauze
her likez da fudz from da freezer and Tiger, T/V. Butch, Sebatian and da
free of uzens has about ate itselfz. We will port back to Beautys soon as
diz runz out!!!


Uncl Bill hass bin giffing myownself treets becuss he new I wuz maddat
him. So I din haffta go nower fur fudz. Neow (burp) I gotta get sum
rest sew I am reddy to seep later on. Haff a gudgud tim.

WooToo

--


"Will in New Haven" wrote in ...



On Nov 28, 3:16 pm, "Granby" wrote:
Hewo, did yourownselves fall offda face of da earpth? Piglet wondering
where Woo Too is wif fudn to be eaten in da garage


R sekrtary hass bin furree bussee an den I wuss mad on him. Hiss.
Butted Iyam not so mads now anna will rite mor diss ebenin. My fren
Winnie teld mee dat hee heerd frum da Wascal dat heee is ok an will
beee back in contac sooon, in kas yu wanned too no fur sum reezun.


WooToo


--


"Will in New Haven" wrote in
...


Maggie May: I hafta report dat wee faled to steel da turkee in time
anda hoomins ated it jus now.


Missy: HIss, spit


Maggy May: Hush. It was still nice becuz r ant Bevurlee cam offer an
eeted wiff de uver hoomins ass did r Uncl Scott an also Judee frum
Meowmeess job.


Winnie: Judee wivz inna speshul hom fr peepl hoo need r Meowmee too
tak care uv dem. Meowmee alllus brings hur anna sumtimes sum uvvers
hom but it wuz juss Judee dis yeer. Shee wuz scorted by Bear hooo
allus paiz her tenshun an treets hur assa speshul gest. She wuvs Bear,
ass hoo wuld not, anna sang Happeee Purrday to him, aldo hee did knot
no dat it wuz hiss purrday.


Missy: Miss Judee issa ok, four a hoomin.


Maggie May: R ant Bevurlee come over kwite offen. DIS tim shee wass
werin a shirp wiff a pitchr uv r fren Lady Di, hooo iss hur kittee. I
tot it wuz weeely Lady Di an dat wud haff bin purfekt. Butted da
pitchr wuz nic. I will tell hur how prittee it wuz ness tim I talk too
hur.


Sunrise: Lady Di ISS kwite pritty fur a mottl Himmy, wike yooo Maggie
May anna Missy. It iss knot hur falt dat sheee iss not a spectacular
red Perzhun wike mee. Uncl Scott wass heeer an hee issa Meowmees
barekitten. Heee iss growd up now. Hee cam offur to petted me wile I
layed inda winnowsill sodat effuryone could see me.


Bear: I wuv Judee anna peepl gift mee turkee.


All: Happee Manxgiffing to efferybudy on dis noosegrooop.


--


"I have seen the David, seen the Mona Lisa too
And I have heard Doc Watson play Columbus Stockade Blues"
Guy Clark - "Dublin Blues"- Hide quoted text -


- Show quoted text -- Hide quoted text -


- Show quoted text -


  #27  
Old November 28th 07, 09:46 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Granby
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Default Da Hoomins ated da Turkee

Have a good cuddlesleep.
"Will in New Haven" wrote in message
...
On Nov 28, 3:35 pm, "Granby" wrote:
Piglet stammering a bit "wellz, yez, I waz wonnerink but didn wanna, wel
uhmm, thankz for tellink me diz. I really did wonner where WooToo waz
cauze
her likez da fudz from da freezer and Tiger, T/V. Butch, Sebatian and da
free of uzens has about ate itselfz. We will port back to Beautys soon
as
diz runz out!!!


Uncl Bill hass bin giffing myownself treets becuss he new I wuz maddat
him. So I din haffta go nower fur fudz. Neow (burp) I gotta get sum
rest sew I am reddy to seep later on. Haff a gudgud tim.

WooToo

--


"Will in New Haven" wrote in
...



On Nov 28, 3:16 pm, "Granby" wrote:
Hewo, did yourownselves fall offda face of da earpth? Piglet
wondering
where Woo Too is wif fudn to be eaten in da garage


R sekrtary hass bin furree bussee an den I wuss mad on him. Hiss.
Butted Iyam not so mads now anna will rite mor diss ebenin. My fren
Winnie teld mee dat hee heerd frum da Wascal dat heee is ok an will
beee back in contac sooon, in kas yu wanned too no fur sum reezun.


WooToo


--


"Will in New Haven" wrote in
...


Maggie May: I hafta report dat wee faled to steel da turkee in time
anda hoomins ated it jus now.


Missy: HIss, spit


Maggy May: Hush. It was still nice becuz r ant Bevurlee cam offer an
eeted wiff de uver hoomins ass did r Uncl Scott an also Judee frum
Meowmeess job.


Winnie: Judee wivz inna speshul hom fr peepl hoo need r Meowmee too
tak care uv dem. Meowmee alllus brings hur anna sumtimes sum uvvers
hom but it wuz juss Judee dis yeer. Shee wuz scorted by Bear hooo
allus paiz her tenshun an treets hur assa speshul gest. She wuvs
Bear,
ass hoo wuld not, anna sang Happeee Purrday to him, aldo hee did
knot
no dat it wuz hiss purrday.


Missy: Miss Judee issa ok, four a hoomin.


Maggie May: R ant Bevurlee come over kwite offen. DIS tim shee wass
werin a shirp wiff a pitchr uv r fren Lady Di, hooo iss hur kittee.
I
tot it wuz weeely Lady Di an dat wud haff bin purfekt. Butted da
pitchr wuz nic. I will tell hur how prittee it wuz ness tim I talk
too
hur.


Sunrise: Lady Di ISS kwite pritty fur a mottl Himmy, wike yooo
Maggie
May anna Missy. It iss knot hur falt dat sheee iss not a spectacular
red Perzhun wike mee. Uncl Scott wass heeer an hee issa Meowmees
barekitten. Heee iss growd up now. Hee cam offur to petted me wile I
layed inda winnowsill sodat effuryone could see me.


Bear: I wuv Judee anna peepl gift mee turkee.


All: Happee Manxgiffing to efferybudy on dis noosegrooop.


--


"I have seen the David, seen the Mona Lisa too
And I have heard Doc Watson play Columbus Stockade Blues"
Guy Clark - "Dublin Blues"- Hide quoted text -


- Show quoted text -- Hide quoted text -


- Show quoted text -




  #28  
Old November 29th 07, 02:37 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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Default Da Hoomins ated da Turkee

*bbuuurrrp* skuze mineself, dat wuz gud fudz, duz you supoze we haf eated
enuf ta hafa strinthta get bakta beuaty's howze, TV, mbarrazed fur burpin
but readi fur more fudz
Granby wrote in message
...
Piglet stammering a bit "wellz, yez, I waz wonnerink but didn wanna, wel
uhmm, thankz for tellink me diz. I really did wonner where WooToo waz

cauze
her likez da fudz from da freezer and Tiger, T/V. Butch, Sebatian and da
free of uzens has about ate itselfz. We will port back to Beautys soon as
diz runz out!!!
"Will in New Haven" wrote in message
...
On Nov 28, 3:16 pm, "Granby" wrote:
Hewo, did yourownselves fall offda face of da earpth? Piglet wondering
where Woo Too is wif fudn to be eaten in da garage


R sekrtary hass bin furree bussee an den I wuss mad on him. Hiss.
Butted Iyam not so mads now anna will rite mor diss ebenin. My fren
Winnie teld mee dat hee heerd frum da Wascal dat heee is ok an will
beee back in contac sooon, in kas yu wanned too no fur sum reezun.

WooToo

--


"Will in New Haven" wrote in


....



Maggie May: I hafta report dat wee faled to steel da turkee in time
anda hoomins ated it jus now.

Missy: HIss, spit

Maggy May: Hush. It was still nice becuz r ant Bevurlee cam offer an
eeted wiff de uver hoomins ass did r Uncl Scott an also Judee frum
Meowmeess job.

Winnie: Judee wivz inna speshul hom fr peepl hoo need r Meowmee too
tak care uv dem. Meowmee alllus brings hur anna sumtimes sum uvvers
hom but it wuz juss Judee dis yeer. Shee wuz scorted by Bear hooo
allus paiz her tenshun an treets hur assa speshul gest. She wuvs

Bear,
ass hoo wuld not, anna sang Happeee Purrday to him, aldo hee did knot
no dat it wuz hiss purrday.

Missy: Miss Judee issa ok, four a hoomin.

Maggie May: R ant Bevurlee come over kwite offen. DIS tim shee wass
werin a shirp wiff a pitchr uv r fren Lady Di, hooo iss hur kittee. I
tot it wuz weeely Lady Di an dat wud haff bin purfekt. Butted da
pitchr wuz nic. I will tell hur how prittee it wuz ness tim I talk

too
hur.

Sunrise: Lady Di ISS kwite pritty fur a mottl Himmy, wike yooo Maggie
May anna Missy. It iss knot hur falt dat sheee iss not a spectacular
red Perzhun wike mee. Uncl Scott wass heeer an hee issa Meowmees
barekitten. Heee iss growd up now. Hee cam offur to petted me wile I
layed inda winnowsill sodat effuryone could see me.

Bear: I wuv Judee anna peepl gift mee turkee.

All: Happee Manxgiffing to efferybudy on dis noosegrooop.

--

"I have seen the David, seen the Mona Lisa too
And I have heard Doc Watson play Columbus Stockade Blues"
Guy Clark - "Dublin Blues"- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -






  #29  
Old November 29th 07, 02:59 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Granby
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Default Da Hoomins ated da Turkee

yez guyz all da fudz iz gone and I kleaned up da bonz soz we ken head bak to
Beautys for da tour and more fudz. Dat burrrrrppp smellz bad from all da
diferint fudz. Piglet putting a paw ofver her noze. Set da porters and we
kin goez.
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
*bbuuurrrp* skuze mineself, dat wuz gud fudz, duz you supoze we haf eated
enuf ta hafa strinthta get bakta beuaty's howze, TV, mbarrazed fur burpin
but readi fur more fudz
Granby wrote in message
...
Piglet stammering a bit "wellz, yez, I waz wonnerink but didn wanna, wel
uhmm, thankz for tellink me diz. I really did wonner where WooToo waz

cauze
her likez da fudz from da freezer and Tiger, T/V. Butch, Sebatian and da
free of uzens has about ate itselfz. We will port back to Beautys soon
as
diz runz out!!!
"Will in New Haven" wrote in message
...
On Nov 28, 3:16 pm, "Granby" wrote:
Hewo, did yourownselves fall offda face of da earpth? Piglet
wondering
where Woo Too is wif fudn to be eaten in da garage

R sekrtary hass bin furree bussee an den I wuss mad on him. Hiss.
Butted Iyam not so mads now anna will rite mor diss ebenin. My fren
Winnie teld mee dat hee heerd frum da Wascal dat heee is ok an will
beee back in contac sooon, in kas yu wanned too no fur sum reezun.

WooToo

--


"Will in New Haven" wrote in


...



Maggie May: I hafta report dat wee faled to steel da turkee in time
anda hoomins ated it jus now.

Missy: HIss, spit

Maggy May: Hush. It was still nice becuz r ant Bevurlee cam offer an
eeted wiff de uver hoomins ass did r Uncl Scott an also Judee frum
Meowmeess job.

Winnie: Judee wivz inna speshul hom fr peepl hoo need r Meowmee too
tak care uv dem. Meowmee alllus brings hur anna sumtimes sum uvvers
hom but it wuz juss Judee dis yeer. Shee wuz scorted by Bear hooo
allus paiz her tenshun an treets hur assa speshul gest. She wuvs

Bear,
ass hoo wuld not, anna sang Happeee Purrday to him, aldo hee did
knot
no dat it wuz hiss purrday.

Missy: Miss Judee issa ok, four a hoomin.

Maggie May: R ant Bevurlee come over kwite offen. DIS tim shee wass
werin a shirp wiff a pitchr uv r fren Lady Di, hooo iss hur kittee.
I
tot it wuz weeely Lady Di an dat wud haff bin purfekt. Butted da
pitchr wuz nic. I will tell hur how prittee it wuz ness tim I talk

too
hur.

Sunrise: Lady Di ISS kwite pritty fur a mottl Himmy, wike yooo
Maggie
May anna Missy. It iss knot hur falt dat sheee iss not a spectacular
red Perzhun wike mee. Uncl Scott wass heeer an hee issa Meowmees
barekitten. Heee iss growd up now. Hee cam offur to petted me wile I
layed inda winnowsill sodat effuryone could see me.

Bear: I wuv Judee anna peepl gift mee turkee.

All: Happee Manxgiffing to efferybudy on dis noosegrooop.

--

"I have seen the David, seen the Mona Lisa too
And I have heard Doc Watson play Columbus Stockade Blues"
Guy Clark - "Dublin Blues"- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -







  #30  
Old November 29th 07, 03:03 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Will in New Haven
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Posts: 5,073
Default Da Hoomins ated da Turkee

On Nov 28, 8:59 pm, "Granby" wrote:
yez guyz all da fudz iz gone and I kleaned up da bonz soz we ken head bak to
Beautys for da tour and more fudz. Dat burrrrrppp smellz bad from all da
diferint fudz. Piglet putting a paw ofver her noze. Set da porters and we
kin goez.


Wafes frum da cuddlybed

Nitenite. I gonna get my sekretery offa da computer anna go seep.

Wuv

WooToo

--

"If I listened long enough to you,
I'd find a way to believe it was all true,
KNOWIN' that you lied, straight-faced while I cried,
Still I'd try to find a reason to believe."

Tim Hardin - "Reason to believe




"Stormmee" wrote in message

...

*bbuuurrrp* skuze mineself, dat wuz gud fudz, duz you supoze we haf eated
enuf ta hafa strinthta get bakta beuaty's howze, TV, mbarrazed fur burpin
but readi fur more fudz
Granby wrote in message
...
Piglet stammering a bit "wellz, yez, I waz wonnerink but didn wanna, wel
uhmm, thankz for tellink me diz. I really did wonner where WooToo waz

cauze
her likez da fudz from da freezer and Tiger, T/V. Butch, Sebatian and da
free of uzens has about ate itselfz. We will port back to Beautys soon
as
diz runz out!!!
"Will in New Haven" wrote in message
...
On Nov 28, 3:16 pm, "Granby" wrote:
Hewo, did yourownselves fall offda face of da earpth? Piglet
wondering
where Woo Too is wif fudn to be eaten in da garage


R sekrtary hass bin furree bussee an den I wuss mad on him. Hiss.
Butted Iyam not so mads now anna will rite mor diss ebenin. My fren
Winnie teld mee dat hee heerd frum da Wascal dat heee is ok an will
beee back in contac sooon, in kas yu wanned too no fur sum reezun.


WooToo


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Maggie May: I hafta report dat wee faled to steel da turkee in time
anda hoomins ated it jus now.


Missy: HIss, spit


Maggy May: Hush. It was still nice becuz r ant Bevurlee cam offer an
eeted wiff de uver hoomins ass did r Uncl Scott an also Judee frum
Meowmeess job.


Winnie: Judee wivz inna speshul hom fr peepl hoo need r Meowmee too
tak care uv dem. Meowmee alllus brings hur anna sumtimes sum uvvers
hom but it wuz juss Judee dis yeer. Shee wuz scorted by Bear hooo
allus paiz her tenshun an treets hur assa speshul gest. She wuvs

Bear,
ass hoo wuld not, anna sang Happeee Purrday to him, aldo hee did
knot
no dat it wuz hiss purrday.


Missy: Miss Judee issa ok, four a hoomin.


Maggie May: R ant Bevurlee come over kwite offen. DIS tim shee wass
werin a shirp wiff a pitchr uv r fren Lady Di, hooo iss hur kittee.
I
tot it wuz weeely Lady Di an dat wud haff bin purfekt. Butted da
pitchr wuz nic. I will tell hur how prittee it wuz ness tim I talk

too
hur.


Sunrise: Lady Di ISS kwite pritty fur a mottl Himmy, wike yooo
Maggie
May anna Missy. It iss knot hur falt dat sheee iss not a spectacular
red Perzhun wike mee. Uncl Scott wass heeer an hee issa Meowmees
barekitten. Heee iss growd up now. Hee cam offur to petted me wile I
layed inda winnowsill sodat effuryone could see me.


Bear: I wuv Judee anna peepl gift mee turkee.


All: Happee Manxgiffing to efferybudy on dis noosegrooop.


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