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Hiss at Uncl Bill
"Nemo Me Impune Lacessit." as we seigh in Catin. Itted meens "Let NO
WUN touch mee wiff impunity." An Uncl Bill touched mee. I wuz on da ledg wer wee getted fudz an hee must hab thot dat I wuz mine mommy, Maggy May, beclaws wee due look awike an hee iz stupid. An HEE PETTED MEE. I will gno sleigh him beclaws it wud mak myne momny sad and it wud bother mine frens Sunrise and WooToo an r d*g Bear. Butted hee iz in four trubble. -- Missy, hisser at hoomins |
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Hiss at Uncl Bill
Iffin u figgerz what ta do wiff himselfz, letted me kno. Gramby gotted da
karpetz all wetz laz nite and we didn't like dat one bitz. We kuden go in da offize wifout gettink our feetz wet anna I HATEZ DAT. O T pacing the floor and still meowing this morning. What he probably hated was the 900, or so it seemed, pounds of cat hair I threw in the trash. Definitely need a new sweeper. "Will in New Haven" wrote in message ... "Nemo Me Impune Lacessit." as we seigh in Catin. Itted meens "Let NO WUN touch mee wiff impunity." An Uncl Bill touched mee. I wuz on da ledg wer wee getted fudz an hee must hab thot dat I wuz mine mommy, Maggy May, beclaws wee due look awike an hee iz stupid. An HEE PETTED MEE. I will gno sleigh him beclaws it wud mak myne momny sad and it wud bother mine frens Sunrise and WooToo an r d*g Bear. Butted hee iz in four trubble. -- Missy, hisser at hoomins |
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Hiss at Uncl Bill
I juzt hatez when dey tuchez mine furz, Barbi
"Will in New Haven" wrote in message ... "Nemo Me Impune Lacessit." as we seigh in Catin. Itted meens "Let NO WUN touch mee wiff impunity." An Uncl Bill touched mee. I wuz on da ledg wer wee getted fudz an hee must hab thot dat I wuz mine mommy, Maggy May, beclaws wee due look awike an hee iz stupid. An HEE PETTED MEE. I will gno sleigh him beclaws it wud mak myne momny sad and it wud bother mine frens Sunrise and WooToo an r d*g Bear. Butted hee iz in four trubble. -- Missy, hisser at hoomins |
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Hiss at Uncl Bill
On Mar 17, 11:47*am, "Stormmee" wrote:
I juzt hatez when dey tuchez mine furz, Barbi "Will in New Haven" wrote in ... "Nemo Me Impune Lacessit." as we seigh in Catin. Itted meens "Let NO WUN touch mee wiff impunity." An Uncl Bill touched mee. I wuz on da ledg wer wee getted fudz an hee must hab thot dat I wuz mine mommy, Maggy May, beclaws wee due look awike an hee iz stupid. An HEE PETTED MEE. I will gno sleigh him beclaws it wud mak myne momny sad and it wud bother mine frens Sunrise and WooToo an r d*g Bear. Butted hee iz in four trubble. -- Missy, hisser at hoomins- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - i awwayz dukkin..sumtimez pull mine hed bakk an turn a luk on da hand like "wat yoo fink yoo dooink??" |
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Hiss at Uncl Bill
On Mar 17, 4:58*pm, meOwy wrote:
On Mar 17, 11:47*am, "Stormmee" wrote: I juzt hatez when dey tuchez mine furz, Barbi "Will in New Haven" wrote in ... "Nemo Me Impune Lacessit." as we seigh in Catin. Itted meens "Let NO WUN touch mee wiff impunity." An Uncl Bill touched mee. I wuz on da ledg wer wee getted fudz an hee must hab thot dat I wuz mine mommy, Maggy May, beclaws wee due look awike an hee iz stupid. An HEE PETTED MEE. I will gno sleigh him beclaws it wud mak myne momny sad and it wud bother mine frens Sunrise and WooToo an r d*g Bear. Butted hee iz in four trubble. -- Missy, hisser at hoomins- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - i awwayz dukkin..sumtimez pull mine hed bakk an turn a luk on da hand like "wat yoo fink yoo dooink??" Dat is perZAKly wut I did. I fing it mad a nimpreshun two. -- Missy |
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Hiss at Uncl Bill
Will in New Haven wrote:
"Nemo Me Impune Lacessit." as we seigh in Catin. Itted meens "Let NO WUN touch mee wiff impunity." An Uncl Bill touched mee. I wuz on da ledg wer wee getted fudz an hee must hab thot dat I wuz mine mommy, Maggy May, beclaws wee due look awike an hee iz stupid. An HEE PETTED MEE. I will gno sleigh him beclaws it wud mak myne momny sad and it wud bother mine frens Sunrise and WooToo an r d*g Bear. Butted hee iz in four trubble. -- Missy, hisser at hoomins Yu ar a dumy! Yu shud cherish thos pets. TuTu |
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Hiss at Uncl Bill
On Mar 18, 1:34*am, MLB wrote:
Will in New Haven wrote: "Nemo Me Impune Lacessit." as we seigh in Catin. Itted meens "Let NO WUN touch mee wiff impunity." An Uncl Bill touched mee. I wuz on da ledg wer wee getted fudz an hee must hab thot dat I wuz mine mommy, Maggy May, beclaws wee due look awike an hee iz stupid. An HEE PETTED MEE. I will gno sleigh him beclaws it wud mak myne momny sad and it wud bother mine frens Sunrise and WooToo an r d*g Bear. Butted hee iz in four trubble. -- Missy, hisser at hoomins Yu ar a dumy! *Yu shud cherish thos pets. *TuTu DATS wut I tells hur. But Iyam onwee her mummy, sew shee don' wissen. -- Maggy May Cuddlee seep is speshul Effery ower counz az too An cuddly seep iz gud four yooo |
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Hiss at Uncl Bill
purt of da reazun i lowz deze ofur katz ta lif here iz so dey getsa hoomin
cooteez on demselvez anna i duzint, Barbi, agreein wif missee, while the rest do not "Will in New Haven" wrote in message ... On Mar 18, 1:34 am, MLB wrote: Will in New Haven wrote: "Nemo Me Impune Lacessit." as we seigh in Catin. Itted meens "Let NO WUN touch mee wiff impunity." An Uncl Bill touched mee. I wuz on da ledg wer wee getted fudz an hee must hab thot dat I wuz mine mommy, Maggy May, beclaws wee due look awike an hee iz stupid. An HEE PETTED MEE. I will gno sleigh him beclaws it wud mak myne momny sad and it wud bother mine frens Sunrise and WooToo an r d*g Bear. Butted hee iz in four trubble. -- Missy, hisser at hoomins Yu ar a dumy! Yu shud cherish thos pets. TuTu DATS wut I tells hur. But Iyam onwee her mummy, sew shee don' wissen. -- Maggy May Cuddlee seep is speshul Effery ower counz az too An cuddly seep iz gud four yooo |
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Hiss at Uncl Bill
On Mar 17, 9:31*am, Will in New Haven
wrote: "Nemo Me Impune Lacessit." as we seigh in Catin. Itted meens "Let NO WUN touch mee wiff impunity." An Uncl Bill touched mee. I wuz on da ledg wer wee getted fudz an hee must hab thot dat I wuz mine mommy, Maggy May, beclaws wee due look awike an hee iz stupid. An HEE PETTED MEE. I will gno sleigh him beclaws it wud mak myne momny sad and it wud bother mine frens Sunrise and WooToo an r d*g Bear. Butted hee iz in four trubble. -- Missy, hisser at hoomins Some people jus don't now us cats. Efurry nite my owner insists on dragging me into her bed. She throes me in and I bouce back up 3 feet! I put up wif it though, cause if I act mean, dey will desert me. Dey did dat wif Ruby, a calico kitten dat was lifin wif us. Jus cause she tore up the sheets tryin to get on the bed. Totaly agreein but puttin up wif it, Lori |
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Hiss at Uncl Bill
On Mar 18, 4:14*pm, Tabbeycat wrote:
On Mar 17, 9:31*am, Will in New Haven wrote: "Nemo Me Impune Lacessit." as we seigh in Catin. Itted meens "Let NO WUN touch mee wiff impunity." An Uncl Bill touched mee. I wuz on da ledg wer wee getted fudz an hee must hab thot dat I wuz mine mommy, Maggy May, beclaws wee due look awike an hee iz stupid. An HEE PETTED MEE. I will gno sleigh him beclaws it wud mak myne momny sad and it wud bother mine frens Sunrise and WooToo an r d*g Bear. Butted hee iz in four trubble. -- Missy, hisser at hoomins Some people jus don't now us cats. Efurry nite my owner insists on dragging me into her bed. She throes me in and I bouce back up 3 feet! I put up wif it though, cause if I act mean, dey will desert me. Dey did dat wif Ruby, a calico kitten dat was lifin wif us. Jus cause she tore up the sheets tryin to get on the bed. Totaly agreein but puttin up wif it, Dey giffd her DESSERT? I don't wike suites dat mulch butted I cud allus yoos mor fudz. -- Sunrise, da PRITTY wun |
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