We Found a New Kind of Monster

yes you are missing, exciting the hoomanz especially if they have been
fixing hooman food and the ringy box goes off, when they turn their back and
one of us gets up there they squeal with delight and get very active, it
seems like good exercise for them so we do it as often as we can. Yesterday
they made corned beast and cabbage in the big roastermonster and the entire
house smelled wonderful, Miss Violette, with tiger drooling
Mlle. Anaïs ^..^ wrote in message
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On Sun, 20 Mar 2005 05:38:50 -0600, Miss Violette wrote:

and it doesn't appear to include things jumping off the counter, Miss
Violette

I'z just a liddle kitty - bowt sikz an a haff powndz - an I can't gettid
up on cownterz an dresserz caws dey're too high. Iz I missink own on
sumpfin?

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Purrs,

Mlle. Anaïs
3/20/2005 12:04:45 PM
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datz true, Tiger
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Miss Violette wrote:
one of da grupz haza troolbq when dey showz up, duz you think we
cuuld getta
dinin car onna train to serf it ifin somecat catched it? Tiger,
still all
'bout fud

We probably could, but we think it would probably taste horrible!

Chester, Clarence and Nathan

I can if you would like, I can also show you how to help it jump off the
counter if you would like, it is a good skill to have as you can use it to
help plates of food jump off the counter as well, Miss Violette
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Miss Violette wrote:
the other cats that live here are like that, except for me and tiger,
we
fight everything that bothers us. I was a feral kitty and tiger was
'abandoned by evil hoomanz so we were both in the out for quite a
while, the
only thing either of us won't fight is thundermonsters, Miss
Violette,
ferocious kitty

Do you want to come here and fight the monster on the counter?

Chester, Clarence and Nathan

I bet that is scary, Miss Violette
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Miss Violette wrote:
it isn't I am sure, it was a cheap Wal-Mart version beclawz soft
doesn't use
it much, Miss Violette

Mom got an expensive one that has an industrial strength growler!

Chester, Clarence and Nathan

that would certainly work, Miss Violette
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Miss Violette wrote:
it isn't I am sure, it was a cheap Wal-Mart version beclawz soft
doesn't use
it much, Miss Violette

Mom got an expensive one that has an industrial strength growler!

Chester, Clarence and Nathan


I gotta ideer!!!
Letz feed da monstur sum rokz!
Daddel brake itz teef an it wunt growl enny moor!!!
Waddya tink gize?

Pitoonya AKA Kreatiff Solushunz Kitty

ok when she goes for it, wind around your mom's feet and distract her from
it, she will pay attention to you instead of it, if you take enough of her
time she will not be able to wake it up, Miss Violette
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Miss Violette wrote:
ours is old or something, it doesn't growl very much, you know come
to think
of it, it never has growled that much, soft it is beclawz it has lazy
sickness, or was that soft that has that, Miss Violette

We want mom's growlmonsters to get the lazy sickness!

Chester, Clarence and Nathan

On Mon, 21 Mar 2005 12:14:10 -0600, Miss Violette wrote:

yes you are missing, exciting the hoomanz especially if they have been
fixing hooman food and the ringy box goes off, when they turn their back and
one of us gets up there they squeal with delight and get very active, it
seems like good exercise for them so we do it as often as we can. Yesterday
they made corned beast and cabbage in the big roastermonster and the entire
house smelled wonderful, Miss Violette, with tiger drooling

Ummm, dat souns like gud funs, buttid I don' like hoomin fuds. Wen he
eatz, I sitz across frum him on da table, and he cuts up what hez eetin and
puts sum uv it im a plate in frunt uv myownself. Den I sniff it and jump
down to eat my kibble-crunchies. I don't like hooman fuds at awl!

Even wen hiz ringy-boks goes off an hiz fuds iz on da table, I jus ignorz
dem...

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Purrs,

Mlle. Anaïs
3/21/2005 1:49:29 PM
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Miss Violette wrote:
I bet that is scary, Miss Violette

It is! It's worse than the growlmonster and metalmonster combined!

Chester, Clarence and Nathan

Miss Violette wrote:
I can if you would like, I can also show you how to help it jump off
the
counter if you would like, it is a good skill to have as you can use
it to
help plates of food jump off the counter as well, Miss Violette

When can you get here? We want to see that. The only thing we had
jump off the counter was a sun tea jar and it broke and scared us!

Chester, Clarence and Nathan

Miss Violette wrote:
ok when she goes for it, wind around your mom's feet and distract her
from
it, she will pay attention to you instead of it, if you take enough
of her
time she will not be able to wake it up, Miss Violette

We do stuff like that as much as possible but she always seems to get
it out and wakes it up when we're sleeping somewhere else!

Chester, Clarence and Nathan