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Old March 25th 09, 11:02 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Sundance
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Default Deer Maggy May

I iz a resintly winked kittee wif a wunnerful wifekittee hoo dezervez awl my
atenshunz. Howevver, myown sekkaterry went an had herownself opurratid on
at da hoomin hospittle, an now she sez she kant post heer furry much kuz it
hurtz to sit in da chare at da pooter. Dis iz obviusslee not troo, kuz she
sitz juss fine on da cowch to watch teevee. She sez she will be recuvverin
fur a fyoo mor weekz, which iz juss not asseptible. I iz wurreed dat my
bridekittee will feel neglecktid and dat we will have winkiage purroblimz.
Whut kan I do to git diss lazy sekkaterry to attend to myown korryspondintz
heer as she shud be doin?

Yurs trooly,
Sundance


  #2  
Old March 26th 09, 12:11 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Will in New Haven
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Default Deer Maggy May

On Mar 25, 5:02*pm, "Sundance"
wrote:
I iz a resintly winked kittee wif a wunnerful wifekittee hoo dezervez awl my
atenshunz. *Howevver, myown sekkaterry went an had herownself opurratid on
at da hoomin hospittle, an now she sez she kant post heer furry much kuz it
hurtz to sit in da chare at da pooter. *Dis iz obviusslee not troo, kuz she
sitz juss fine on da cowch to watch teevee. *She sez she will be recuvverin
fur a fyoo mor weekz, which iz juss not asseptible. *I iz wurreed dat my
bridekittee will feel neglecktid and dat we will have winkiage purroblimz..
Whut kan I do to git diss lazy sekkaterry to attend to myown korryspondintz
heer as she shud be doin?


Firstest of awl, I wud let mine wink gnow about da sishuashun. Den
shee could port ober an bee wiff yoo sew your sekretary don' haff to
dew sew much.

Den awl yoo gneed iz to bee abul to catmunicate wiff all ub yoor uther
frenz. So wee can ALL port over an keep you company till your
sekretary iz bettered.

I bet shee get bettered two.

--
Maggy May
  #3  
Old March 26th 09, 04:05 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Granby
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Default Deer Maggy May

Diz izn Maggy May but you haff ta be patientz wiff your sekretarie, Toonya
knowz da proflem and herself kan port ofver to see yourself. Piglet wanting
Sundance not to worry so much.
"Sundance" wrote in message
...
I iz a resintly winked kittee wif a wunnerful wifekittee hoo dezervez awl
my atenshunz. Howevver, myown sekkaterry went an had herownself opurratid
on at da hoomin hospittle, an now she sez she kant post heer furry much kuz
it hurtz to sit in da chare at da pooter. Dis iz obviusslee not troo, kuz
she sitz juss fine on da cowch to watch teevee. She sez she will be
recuvverin fur a fyoo mor weekz, which iz juss not asseptible. I iz
wurreed dat my bridekittee will feel neglecktid and dat we will have
winkiage purroblimz. Whut kan I do to git diss lazy sekkaterry to attend to
myown korryspondintz heer as she shud be doin?

Yurs trooly,
Sundance



  #4  
Old March 26th 09, 05:53 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Sundance
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Default Deer Maggy May

Ooh, so yur sujeschun iz to hav a partee at myown howse? OK, efurrykittee
iz invited! C'mon over! Derez lotsa fudz in da frij, inkloodin a whole
terkee dinner wif awl da trimminz! Juss dont tell da sekkaterry if yoo eetz
it, kuz sheze plannin on eetin it herownself.

Sundance

"Will in New Haven" wrote in message
...
On Mar 25, 5:02 pm, "Sundance"
wrote:
I iz a resintly winked kittee wif a wunnerful wifekittee hoo dezervez awl
my
atenshunz. Howevver, myown sekkaterry went an had herownself opurratid on
at da hoomin hospittle, an now she sez she kant post heer furry much kuz
it
hurtz to sit in da chare at da pooter. Dis iz obviusslee not troo, kuz she
sitz juss fine on da cowch to watch teevee. She sez she will be recuvverin
fur a fyoo mor weekz, which iz juss not asseptible. I iz wurreed dat my
bridekittee will feel neglecktid and dat we will have winkiage purroblimz.
Whut kan I do to git diss lazy sekkaterry to attend to myown
korryspondintz
heer as she shud be doin?


Firstest of awl, I wud let mine wink gnow about da sishuashun. Den
shee could port ober an bee wiff yoo sew your sekretary don' haff to
dew sew much.

Den awl yoo gneed iz to bee abul to catmunicate wiff all ub yoor uther
frenz. So wee can ALL port over an keep you company till your
sekretary iz bettered.

I bet shee get bettered two.

--
Maggy May


  #5  
Old March 26th 09, 06:17 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Pi2nya AKA Sweetee[_2_]
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Default Deer Maggy May

T*W*I*N*K*L*E*
Heer i yam! Sowee furr da lowd sownd ov mine teleportur.
Da motor nedz toonink. Nonono, dunt yu tayke yur preshuz tyme wiff it
rite
neow. Hewlp me wiff da fuudz furr da kold-bockz.
I brot furrozin dinnerz, and tzikkin soop witff matza ballz, an sam
hamwichez
an sum sherree fur yur purr sik meowmee, an nip wine an treetz furr puur
yu
an tyert Rebecca. I dun't kno wy I didnt tink tu port offurr befurr
Maggy May
sluggezted it...whut kin I du tu hewlp 'mom' get betterer?

Did I meow you heow mutsh yu meen tu me, an heow sweet an thotful it
wuz
fur yu tu rite tu Deer Maggy May
--
Mrz. Pitô.ônya AKA Sweetee



"Sundance" wrote in message
...
Ooh, so yur sujeschun iz to hav a partee at myown howse? OK,
efurrykittee iz invited! C'mon over! Derez lotsa fudz in da frij,
inkloodin a whole terkee dinner wif awl da trimminz! Juss dont tell
da sekkaterry if yoo eetz it, kuz sheze plannin on eetin it
herownself.

Sundance

"Will in New Haven" wrote in message
...
On Mar 25, 5:02 pm, "Sundance"
wrote:
I iz a resintly winked kittee wif a wunnerful wifekittee hoo dezervez
awl my
atenshunz. Howevver, myown sekkaterry went an had herownself
opurratid on
at da hoomin hospittle, an now she sez she kant post heer furry much
kuz it
hurtz to sit in da chare at da pooter. Dis iz obviusslee not troo,
kuz she
sitz juss fine on da cowch to watch teevee. She sez she will be
recuvverin
fur a fyoo mor weekz, which iz juss not asseptible. I iz wurreed dat
my
bridekittee will feel neglecktid and dat we will have winkiage
purroblimz.
Whut kan I do to git diss lazy sekkaterry to attend to myown
korryspondintz
heer as she shud be doin?


Firstest of awl, I wud let mine wink gnow about da sishuashun. Den
shee could port ober an bee wiff yoo sew your sekretary don' haff to
dew sew much.

Den awl yoo gneed iz to bee abul to catmunicate wiff all ub yoor uther
frenz. So wee can ALL port over an keep you company till your
sekretary iz bettered.

I bet shee get bettered two.

--
Maggy May


  #6  
Old March 26th 09, 06:24 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Pi2nya AKA Sweetee[_2_]
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Default Deer Maggy May

purleez eggzkyuz mine tiypizt.
Hur did gnot estymayte da lynez ritlee...uhgin!
Ya kaynt git gud hewlp deez daze.
ifihaddathum,ikudtypedizmineslph,butikaynthitdaspa yzebar
--
Pitô.ônya


"Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message
...
T*W*I*N*K*L*E*
Heer i yam! Sowee furr da lowd sownd ov mine teleportur.
Da motor nedz toonink. Nonono, dunt yu tayke yur preshuz tyme wiff it
rite
neow. Hewlp me wiff da fuudz furr da kold-bockz.
I brot furrozin dinnerz, and tzikkin soop witff matza ballz, an sam
hamwichez
an sum sherree fur yur purr sik meowmee, an nip wine an treetz furr
puur yu
an tyert Rebecca. I dun't kno wy I didnt tink tu port offurr befurr
Maggy May
sluggezted it...whut kin I du tu hewlp 'mom' get betterer?

Did I meow you heow mutsh yu meen tu me, an heow sweet an thotful it
wuz
fur yu tu rite tu Deer Maggy May
--
Mrz. Pitô.ônya AKA Sweetee



"Sundance" wrote in message
...
Ooh, so yur sujeschun iz to hav a partee at myown howse? OK,
efurrykittee iz invited! C'mon over! Derez lotsa fudz in da frij,
inkloodin a whole terkee dinner wif awl da trimminz! Juss dont tell
da sekkaterry if yoo eetz it, kuz sheze plannin on eetin it
herownself.

Sundance

"Will in New Haven" wrote in
message
...
On Mar 25, 5:02 pm, "Sundance"
wrote:
I iz a resintly winked kittee wif a wunnerful wifekittee hoo
dezervez awl my
atenshunz. Howevver, myown sekkaterry went an had herownself
opurratid on
at da hoomin hospittle, an now she sez she kant post heer furry much
kuz it
hurtz to sit in da chare at da pooter. Dis iz obviusslee not troo,
kuz she
sitz juss fine on da cowch to watch teevee. She sez she will be
recuvverin
fur a fyoo mor weekz, which iz juss not asseptible. I iz wurreed dat
my
bridekittee will feel neglecktid and dat we will have winkiage
purroblimz.
Whut kan I do to git diss lazy sekkaterry to attend to myown
korryspondintz
heer as she shud be doin?


Firstest of awl, I wud let mine wink gnow about da sishuashun. Den
shee could port ober an bee wiff yoo sew your sekretary don' haff to
dew sew much.

Den awl yoo gneed iz to bee abul to catmunicate wiff all ub yoor
uther
frenz. So wee can ALL port over an keep you company till your
sekretary iz bettered.

I bet shee get bettered two.

--
Maggy May



  #7  
Old March 26th 09, 07:25 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Sundance
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Default Get-togedder at Sundance's (was: Deer Maggy May)

Welkum, Toonya Sweetee! Fangu fur bringin all dis stuffz! Let me make sum
rum in da frij -- I'll juss moov deze boddlez over heer, an moov dis over
dere... dere yoo go! I fingk yurown tzikkin matza soop will be juss da fing
to hewp Meowmie feel betterer, an havvin da ofur fudz will be a bigbig hewp,
too!

Yes, Rebecca an me iz a liddle tired. We normully spendz da daze sleepin in
da sunshine by da bak dor, or else on da sofa wile Meowmie iz at herown
toona place. Deze daze, we spendz dem eethur sleepin next to Meowmie on da
sofa, or by da bak dor whare she kan see ussez when she wantz to. Weze
lookin furward to gittin bak to owrown normul rooteen.

Maybe befur da other kitteezz gitz heer, yoo an me kan hav a liddle snak fur
two. Letz sit heer by da bak dor an luk at da starz an injoy bein togedder.

Sundance

"Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message
...
T*W*I*N*K*L*E*
Heer i yam! Sowee furr da lowd sownd ov mine teleportur.
Da motor nedz toonink. Nonono, dunt yu tayke yur preshuz tyme wiff it
rite
neow. Hewlp me wiff da fuudz furr da kold-bockz.
I brot furrozin dinnerz, and tzikkin soop witff matza ballz, an sam
hamwichez
an sum sherree fur yur purr sik meowmee, an nip wine an treetz furr puur
yu
an tyert Rebecca. I dun't kno wy I didnt tink tu port offurr befurr Maggy
May
sluggezted it...whut kin I du tu hewlp 'mom' get betterer?

Did I meow you heow mutsh yu meen tu me, an heow sweet an thotful it wuz
fur yu tu rite tu Deer Maggy May
--
Mrz. Pitô.ônya AKA Sweetee



"Sundance" wrote in message
...
Ooh, so yur sujeschun iz to hav a partee at myown howse? OK,
efurrykittee iz invited! C'mon over! Derez lotsa fudz in da frij,
inkloodin a whole terkee dinner wif awl da trimminz! Juss dont tell da
sekkaterry if yoo eetz it, kuz sheze plannin on eetin it herownself.

Sundance

"Will in New Haven" wrote in message
...
On Mar 25, 5:02 pm, "Sundance"
wrote:
I iz a resintly winked kittee wif a wunnerful wifekittee hoo dezervez
awl my
atenshunz. Howevver, myown sekkaterry went an had herownself opurratid
on
at da hoomin hospittle, an now she sez she kant post heer furry much kuz
it
hurtz to sit in da chare at da pooter. Dis iz obviusslee not troo, kuz
she
sitz juss fine on da cowch to watch teevee. She sez she will be
recuvverin
fur a fyoo mor weekz, which iz juss not asseptible. I iz wurreed dat my
bridekittee will feel neglecktid and dat we will have winkiage
purroblimz.
Whut kan I do to git diss lazy sekkaterry to attend to myown
korryspondintz
heer as she shud be doin?


Firstest of awl, I wud let mine wink gnow about da sishuashun. Den
shee could port ober an bee wiff yoo sew your sekretary don' haff to
dew sew much.

Den awl yoo gneed iz to bee abul to catmunicate wiff all ub yoor uther
frenz. So wee can ALL port over an keep you company till your
sekretary iz bettered.

I bet shee get bettered two.

--
Maggy May




  #8  
Old March 26th 09, 05:48 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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Posts: 12,281
Default Deer Maggy May

you kuld make hersef getsa keyboard whut wuuld reach to da kowch anna den
she wuldint haf no skuses, Trudi... but ifin tunia ported ofur den you kuld
juzt smurgle...
"Will in New Haven" wrote in message
...
On Mar 25, 5:02 pm, "Sundance"
wrote:
I iz a resintly winked kittee wif a wunnerful wifekittee hoo dezervez awl
my
atenshunz. Howevver, myown sekkaterry went an had herownself opurratid on
at da hoomin hospittle, an now she sez she kant post heer furry much kuz
it
hurtz to sit in da chare at da pooter. Dis iz obviusslee not troo, kuz she
sitz juss fine on da cowch to watch teevee. She sez she will be recuvverin
fur a fyoo mor weekz, which iz juss not asseptible. I iz wurreed dat my
bridekittee will feel neglecktid and dat we will have winkiage purroblimz.
Whut kan I do to git diss lazy sekkaterry to attend to myown
korryspondintz
heer as she shud be doin?


Firstest of awl, I wud let mine wink gnow about da sishuashun. Den
shee could port ober an bee wiff yoo sew your sekretary don' haff to
dew sew much.

Den awl yoo gneed iz to bee abul to catmunicate wiff all ub yoor uther
frenz. So wee can ALL port over an keep you company till your
sekretary iz bettered.

I bet shee get bettered two.

--
Maggy May


  #9  
Old March 26th 09, 05:49 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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Posts: 12,281
Default Deer Maggy May

well if she wuuld pozt fur yoursef den she wuldnt hafta be wurrieed bowt
turkey burd wuuld hersef, Trudi
"Sundance" wrote in message
...
Ooh, so yur sujeschun iz to hav a partee at myown howse? OK, efurrykittee
iz invited! C'mon over! Derez lotsa fudz in da frij, inkloodin a whole
terkee dinner wif awl da trimminz! Juss dont tell da sekkaterry if yoo
eetz it, kuz sheze plannin on eetin it herownself.

Sundance

"Will in New Haven" wrote in message
...
On Mar 25, 5:02 pm, "Sundance"
wrote:
I iz a resintly winked kittee wif a wunnerful wifekittee hoo dezervez awl
my
atenshunz. Howevver, myown sekkaterry went an had herownself opurratid on
at da hoomin hospittle, an now she sez she kant post heer furry much kuz
it
hurtz to sit in da chare at da pooter. Dis iz obviusslee not troo, kuz
she
sitz juss fine on da cowch to watch teevee. She sez she will be
recuvverin
fur a fyoo mor weekz, which iz juss not asseptible. I iz wurreed dat my
bridekittee will feel neglecktid and dat we will have winkiage
purroblimz.
Whut kan I do to git diss lazy sekkaterry to attend to myown
korryspondintz
heer as she shud be doin?


Firstest of awl, I wud let mine wink gnow about da sishuashun. Den
shee could port ober an bee wiff yoo sew your sekretary don' haff to
dew sew much.

Den awl yoo gneed iz to bee abul to catmunicate wiff all ub yoor uther
frenz. So wee can ALL port over an keep you company till your
sekretary iz bettered.

I bet shee get bettered two.

--
Maggy May



  #10  
Old March 26th 09, 05:50 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mme. Anaïs ^..^[_4_]
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Default Get-togedder at Sundance's

On Wed, 25 Mar 2009 23:25:05 -0700, Sundance's nimble, little paws
typed:

Maybe befur da other kitteezz gitz heer, yoo an me kan hav a liddle snak fur
two. Letz sit heer by da bak dor an luk at da starz an injoy bein togedder.


[some hours later, a 'porter twinkles, and Anaïs ans Tiger step out
with trays]

Meow, gize! Fangs fur infiting usses! I brot sum goodies from da
ship's chef: duckee-bird a la orange; bar-b-qued mousies; and sum
nip-wines.

Dis iz a nice place heer! [walks over to Anti Sandy and rubs her
ankles] Meow! Remembfur me? you petted me wen yoo can to bisit mine
hooman an me! I hopes dat yoo iz feelink better!

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

“I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by
little, the cats become its visible soul.â€
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

3/26/2009 12:47:05 PM
 




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