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Itz awlmost Jamaica!
Daisy-chan overhears and is happy. She tells Cash that all the snakies he
brought to the kitchen are fine. Cash wags his tail fast with no warning and almost knocks over a catender but goes back to sniff/lick until they giggle at his apology. 'Tank you Capt LeGrand. I kinda eated uther stuff dat nite. Iz tink dey would be happy snakies here iffin spread out a bit soz dey gots lots of fuds. Unlike usunz, dez plant eaters. Yoiz so wise!' says Daisy-chan. Aunti Mabel boldly reaches over and gives Captain LeGrand a cheek lick then snickers as his ears turn pink inside. 'Oh No! Wez aboiut to miss dat exciting boat!' says Daisy-chan. (Cash silently looks hopeful). Aunti Mabel say 'I kin still run a bit! Lets go! Iz gonna be a blast!' Cash sighs. Arriving at the boat, Cash goes to the port and Aunti Mabel and Daisy-chan go to the starboard to balance him. A few kittahs laugh and move to the starboard until there is an even weight. Aunti Mabel is braced to the seat with Daisy-chan to her chest and both are grinning with delight. Cash is trying hard to tuck his butt under the chair but when he can't see the water, his tummy feels funny as the boat rocks. Sighing to himself, he knows sometimes you have to do things for friends. Finally the boat sets out. Not soon enough for any but the reasons differ. Aunti Mabel has her nose high with Daisy-chan's head as high as it can get as they start to enjoy the ride! WEEEEEE!!! Waves breaking all along! Soe kittahs move inwards but most are just enjoying the speed boat. It is after al, only a bit of spray if you stay inside the gunwhales. Enjoying rhemselve immensely, they dont notice at first that Cash has started chumming the fish. First up is the duck liver canapes and eggplant. His head is hanging over the gunwhales because the fresh spray feels like the only good part and he doenst want to hurk up breakfast in the boat. The driver noting one passenger isnt' feeling so hot (the rest are fine) asks if it would be better to get in fast or slow down? Cash tries to answer but ends up chumming the fish with breakfast. Daisy-chan shifts to sit by Cash while Aunti Mabel looks on worried but knows it's not good for her to move from port to starboard or the boat won't be balanced. Land is very near. Suddeenly a wave hits just wrong as daisy-chan was settling in and she goes flying! She's moved just wrong being not used to boats and upset the weight balance. It is not possible to calculate the time. Cash and Aunti Mabel see her flying and that she's going to land in the water. There is a splash, then 2 more which may be a millisecond or so behind it. The boat comes to the fastest hault it can but it was moving fast. Aunti Mabel who isnt big but swims very well, reaches Daisy-chan first who is spluttering but amazingly laughing. She has Daisy-chan doff her skirt as it's dragging her down then climb on her back. Reorienting and making her way to shore, Cash catches up and offers his bigger back (more of Daisy-chan is out of the water) while Aunti who's a faster swimmer catches his collar and helps him get to shore faster. On the shore, catenders with warm towels come running. The boat captain, seeing Cash is already in shallow water and touching toes, heads to the dock. He wipes his brow and vows to teach the next set (if there are any) how to balance the load. Meeting the catenders on the beach, Cash and Aunti Mabel ask them to stand off for a second then do a total doggie shake down. Then they join Daisy-chan with warm towels and snuggles. All 3 are laughing, especially after Cash's now empty tummy rumbles. In tandem they say 'Wez Here!' "Community Cats" wrote in message ... I would repkeptfulie ask LL to set dem free anna deklare dat we duzent eated snakez. I really iznt fond of dem but Salina iza a pardt of da grup now and I won't kondone eating her or den bitties or annie ofther bitties dat haz profably been borned by now in da galley of diz shipz. [Capt LeGrand overhears as Petunia reads the message from Piglet] Mme. Pet2nya, I beg your pardon, but I couldn't help overhearing as you read that message. I am pleased to report that the kitchen staff had already realized that the members of the Community would probably end up requesting this, so they have sheltering (pampering, actually) the rest of Miss Silena's group in the pantry. The spaghetti that was served at the last dinner party was true spaghetti. If you have recommendations as to where the rest of the snake party might like to relocate to, I would be delighted to have some of the staff deliver them to their new home. Oh, and the staff we had sent out in the rescue boat earlier had determined that the little island they had been living on before was in the early stages of recovery from a blight that had infected much of the island's vegetation; if the snakes had remained on that island they might well have starved. So relocating them to this island is most definitely in their best interest. Capt LeGrand |
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Itz awlmost Jamaica!
Let's take the porter. I'm afraid of falling overboard if we take the
boat. Auntie Debby sent along a newly seasoned catnip mouse to play with when we get to the beach. Rosco ok ursef wantsa takeda boat or da porter? storrmmee I'd like to go exploring on the beach. Rosco storrmmee yells rosco!!!! ursef decide... |
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Itz awlmost Jamaica!
Trudi standing in line for a boat, sees the look on cash's face and turns to
jack and sayz, err wuldursef mind ifin we taked da porter, trudi "cshenk" wrote in message ... Daisy-chan overhears and is happy. She tells Cash that all the snakies he brought to the kitchen are fine. Cash wags his tail fast with no warning and almost knocks over a catender but goes back to sniff/lick until they giggle at his apology. 'Tank you Capt LeGrand. I kinda eated uther stuff dat nite. Iz tink dey would be happy snakies here iffin spread out a bit soz dey gots lots of fuds. Unlike usunz, dez plant eaters. Yoiz so wise!' says Daisy-chan. Aunti Mabel boldly reaches over and gives Captain LeGrand a cheek lick then snickers as his ears turn pink inside. 'Oh No! Wez aboiut to miss dat exciting boat!' says Daisy-chan. (Cash silently looks hopeful). Aunti Mabel say 'I kin still run a bit! Lets go! Iz gonna be a blast!' Cash sighs. Arriving at the boat, Cash goes to the port and Aunti Mabel and Daisy-chan go to the starboard to balance him. A few kittahs laugh and move to the starboard until there is an even weight. Aunti Mabel is braced to the seat with Daisy-chan to her chest and both are grinning with delight. Cash is trying hard to tuck his butt under the chair but when he can't see the water, his tummy feels funny as the boat rocks. Sighing to himself, he knows sometimes you have to do things for friends. Finally the boat sets out. Not soon enough for any but the reasons differ. Aunti Mabel has her nose high with Daisy-chan's head as high as it can get as they start to enjoy the ride! WEEEEEE!!! Waves breaking all along! Soe kittahs move inwards but most are just enjoying the speed boat. It is after al, only a bit of spray if you stay inside the gunwhales. Enjoying rhemselve immensely, they dont notice at first that Cash has started chumming the fish. First up is the duck liver canapes and eggplant. His head is hanging over the gunwhales because the fresh spray feels like the only good part and he doenst want to hurk up breakfast in the boat. The driver noting one passenger isnt' feeling so hot (the rest are fine) asks if it would be better to get in fast or slow down? Cash tries to answer but ends up chumming the fish with breakfast. Daisy-chan shifts to sit by Cash while Aunti Mabel looks on worried but knows it's not good for her to move from port to starboard or the boat won't be balanced. Land is very near. Suddeenly a wave hits just wrong as daisy-chan was settling in and she goes flying! She's moved just wrong being not used to boats and upset the weight balance. It is not possible to calculate the time. Cash and Aunti Mabel see her flying and that she's going to land in the water. There is a splash, then 2 more which may be a millisecond or so behind it. The boat comes to the fastest hault it can but it was moving fast. Aunti Mabel who isnt big but swims very well, reaches Daisy-chan first who is spluttering but amazingly laughing. She has Daisy-chan doff her skirt as it's dragging her down then climb on her back. Reorienting and making her way to shore, Cash catches up and offers his bigger back (more of Daisy-chan is out of the water) while Aunti who's a faster swimmer catches his collar and helps him get to shore faster. On the shore, catenders with warm towels come running. The boat captain, seeing Cash is already in shallow water and touching toes, heads to the dock. He wipes his brow and vows to teach the next set (if there are any) how to balance the load. Meeting the catenders on the beach, Cash and Aunti Mabel ask them to stand off for a second then do a total doggie shake down. Then they join Daisy-chan with warm towels and snuggles. All 3 are laughing, especially after Cash's now empty tummy rumbles. In tandem they say 'Wez Here!' "Community Cats" wrote in message ... I would repkeptfulie ask LL to set dem free anna deklare dat we duzent eated snakez. I really iznt fond of dem but Salina iza a pardt of da grup now and I won't kondone eating her or den bitties or annie ofther bitties dat haz profably been borned by now in da galley of diz shipz. [Capt LeGrand overhears as Petunia reads the message from Piglet] Mme. Pet2nya, I beg your pardon, but I couldn't help overhearing as you read that message. I am pleased to report that the kitchen staff had already realized that the members of the Community would probably end up requesting this, so they have sheltering (pampering, actually) the rest of Miss Silena's group in the pantry. The spaghetti that was served at the last dinner party was true spaghetti. If you have recommendations as to where the rest of the snake party might like to relocate to, I would be delighted to have some of the staff deliver them to their new home. Oh, and the staff we had sent out in the rescue boat earlier had determined that the little island they had been living on before was in the early stages of recovery from a blight that had infected much of the island's vegetation; if the snakes had remained on that island they might well have starved. So relocating them to this island is most definitely in their best interest. Capt LeGrand |
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Itz awlmost Jamaica!
storrmmee breefz a sigh of reeleef and they go to the porter and get in
line... i thinkz diz iz gonna be fun, i thinkz der iz fudz onna beach later, storrmmee "Debby Hanoka" wrote in message ... Let's take the porter. I'm afraid of falling overboard if we take the boat. Auntie Debby sent along a newly seasoned catnip mouse to play with when we get to the beach. Rosco ok ursef wantsa takeda boat or da porter? storrmmee I'd like to go exploring on the beach. Rosco storrmmee yells rosco!!!! ursef decide... |
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Itz awlmost Jamaica!!
On Apr 3, 1:24 am, "Storrmmee" wrote: missy mine furnd, wuld ursef purfur ta stay wif urown famblee or wuld ursef kare ta share wif mineownsef... I wikes mine fambly but spennin tim on a romantik iland wiff DEM wood not mak sens. Az long az wee ar NEER my fambly, sew wee can visik bak an forf, let's stay in one of dem cyoot huts. -- Missy Mosey andd MeOwy and the bitties are staying in a hut wiff a nise comforter n PookyQat, Sqweex n Pipps wyll port bak n forf hoam tew beh nursekitties tew dere sik hoominz n BobQat n Mimzy kan beh neer MeOwy n Mosey n BobQat n Mimzy kan sleep in treez or on da beech, n dey awl fank RastaKat John n Miles fur dere kindness. |
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Da cocktail pawty... (was: Itz awlmost Jamaica!)
Anaïs returns to her room to freshen up before the
cocktail party and dinner. She takes a leisurely bath, and as she's brushing her fur, RastaCatJohn's voice comes over the PA: "Meow kitties! It's almost sundown! In about an hour the cocktail party on the beach will begin! Oh kitties, we'll have fun! We have the best selection of nip-rum on the island! Wonderful cocktails! And we'll have snacks of Jamaican patties, bite-sized squares of fried salt-fish and yucca - for tradishunal kitties, we'll haff a crayfishees boil! And for your listening pleasure, music will be provided by a steel-drum band. And after we've had time to socialize over cocktails, mon, we'll have dinner! Our chefs have prepared traditional Jamaican foods like: curried goat, ackee, salt fish, jerk chicken, coconut shrimp, spicy lobster and pepper stew. After dinner, for the older kitties, we'll have traditional calypso singers! And den we'll awl do da limbo dance! And my son Miles will take the younger kitties with him down the beach to a cafe with a dance floor with reggae music. He laughs his booming laugh, and then, smiling ear-to-ear sings: Forget your troubles c'mon get happy, you better chase all your cares away. Shout hallelujah! C'mon get happy, get ready for the judgement day. So c'mon kitties, c'mon get happy! See you at da beach!" Anaïs puts a few dabs of perfume behind her ears, and slips on a white linen dress, gold sandals, and walks down to the beach. She's the first kitty there, and she takes a cushion at the bar. "Do you know how to make an El Floridita?" she asks the bar-cat? "Oh madam!" he says, smiling, "We pride owrselbes on rum cocktailz!! Ob Cawze!" He shakes it up, and with a flourish, pours it into her cocktail glass. "Cheers!" she brightly says to the bar-cat. "And cheers to you, mon!" he replies. She takes a sip, savors it, and relaxes, waiting to see who will be the next kitty to arrive. -- All my Purrs, Mme. Anaïs “I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the cats become its visible soul.†Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963 4/5/2011 7:44:27 PM |
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On Mon, 4 Apr 2011 17:44:18 -0700 (PDT), Debby
Hanoka's nimble, little paws typed: Let's take the porter. I'm afraid of falling overboard if we take the boat. Auntie Debby sent along a newly seasoned catnip mouse to play with when we get to the beach. Rosco Meow Rosco! Welkum! Haben't seen yourseff in a while! Sekretary problumz???? Wherez da rest ob yur clowder? -- All my Purrs, Mme. Anaïs “I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the cats become its visible soul.†Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963 4/5/2011 7:57:52 PM |
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Da cocktail pawty... (was: Itz awlmost Jamaica!)
trudi having gotten evurione offa boat anna onto da island, makes herown way
to herown hut, she luksarownd, it haz twu kushins inna sleepin kompurtmint, but they are half moon shaped so can be pushed togefur... she alzo sees suppliez she haz reqwested anna her luggage haz arrifed... she opinz da door nezt to herown sleepin kompurtmint anna sees da fisheez ragz anna tagz is floatin happee in der fishtank... in diz rum iza set of kushinz fur harry anna his sifur ifin dey wantz dem... trudi changez into a smart burgundee pantsuit anna putz on herown danzin shoez anna makes herown way to da bar kushin nezt to Mme. A. juzt in timeta see her take a drink of dat cocktail, she turns to da bar cat anna sayz, one of doze, make itsef a duble purleze. Trudi, "Mme. Anaïs Lachatte" wrote in message ... Anaïs returns to her room to freshen up before the cocktail party and dinner. She takes a leisurely bath, and as she's brushing her fur, RastaCatJohn's voice comes over the PA: "Meow kitties! It's almost sundown! In about an hour the cocktail party on the beach will begin! Oh kitties, we'll have fun! We have the best selection of nip-rum on the island! Wonderful cocktails! And we'll have snacks of Jamaican patties, bite-sized squares of fried salt-fish and yucca - for tradishunal kitties, we'll haff a crayfishees boil! And for your listening pleasure, music will be provided by a steel-drum band. And after we've had time to socialize over cocktails, mon, we'll have dinner! Our chefs have prepared traditional Jamaican foods like: curried goat, ackee, salt fish, jerk chicken, coconut shrimp, spicy lobster and pepper stew. After dinner, for the older kitties, we'll have traditional calypso singers! And den we'll awl do da limbo dance! And my son Miles will take the younger kitties with him down the beach to a cafe with a dance floor with reggae music. He laughs his booming laugh, and then, smiling ear-to-ear sings: Forget your troubles c'mon get happy, you better chase all your cares away. Shout hallelujah! C'mon get happy, get ready for the judgement day. So c'mon kitties, c'mon get happy! See you at da beach!" Anaïs puts a few dabs of perfume behind her ears, and slips on a white linen dress, gold sandals, and walks down to the beach. She's the first kitty there, and she takes a cushion at the bar. "Do you know how to make an El Floridita?" she asks the bar-cat? "Oh madam!" he says, smiling, "We pride owrselbes on rum cocktailz!! Ob Cawze!" He shakes it up, and with a flourish, pours it into her cocktail glass. "Cheers!" she brightly says to the bar-cat. "And cheers to you, mon!" he replies. She takes a sip, savors it, and relaxes, waiting to see who will be the next kitty to arrive. -- All my Purrs, Mme. Anaïs "I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the cats become its visible soul." Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963 4/5/2011 7:44:27 PM |
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Itz awlmost Jamaica!
Rosco and Stormee arrive on the beach just in time to watch Cash and Aunti
Mabel shake their booties before diving into warm towels. Cash, now hungry looks at Rosco and Stormee and points the way to food. Daisy-chan high-fives Aunti Mabel but agrees they take the porter back. Cash looks *much* relieved. Cash as normal, leads the way to FOOD! He doesnt have that big beagle nose for nothing! With a deep sniff, he scents fresh raw fish, fresh drawn mice, chicken, and ... is that it?.... roasted whole pork!!!! He reminds himself to not run but suddenly 3 kittahs and Aunti Mabel streak by him. The kitchen staff are momentaily confused as 3 kittahs seem to be chased by 2 doggies but then they note who they are and that the 2 doggies aint swift and are just be laughing as they aim for the food. Daisy-chan holds up for a moment because the stairs are a little steep but Aunti Mabel takes them well with her help. Cash, leads the rear but he is bemused by the many scents of lovely things. Wandering into the pavillon, benificence of bounty pervades. Daisy-chan does make one whisper to Aunti Mabel. 'Iz izit ok to be awe-natural here? Iz lost my skirt'. Aunti Mabel says 'Dear, jus fine, let yur beauty shine anna no one will notice mur than yur purrfect self'. Selecting a low table, they invite rosco and stormee to join if they dont want a private one. "Debby Hanoka" wrote in message ... Let's take the porter. I'm afraid of falling overboard if we take the boat. Auntie Debby sent along a newly seasoned catnip mouse to play with when we get to the beach. Rosco ok ursef wantsa takeda boat or da porter? storrmmee I'd like to go exploring on the beach. Rosco storrmmee yells rosco!!!! ursef decide... |
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juzt wate until ursef tastez goat, itz efin betterer dan duckie byrd or
lamb, storrmmee, still purlezed dat rosco wanted ta takesa porter "cshenk" wrote in message ... Rosco and Stormee arrive on the beach just in time to watch Cash and Aunti Mabel shake their booties before diving into warm towels. Cash, now hungry looks at Rosco and Stormee and points the way to food. Daisy-chan high-fives Aunti Mabel but agrees they take the porter back. Cash looks *much* relieved. Cash as normal, leads the way to FOOD! He doesnt have that big beagle nose for nothing! With a deep sniff, he scents fresh raw fish, fresh drawn mice, chicken, and ... is that it?.... roasted whole pork!!!! He reminds himself to not run but suddenly 3 kittahs and Aunti Mabel streak by him. The kitchen staff are momentaily confused as 3 kittahs seem to be chased by 2 doggies but then they note who they are and that the 2 doggies aint swift and are just be laughing as they aim for the food. Daisy-chan holds up for a moment because the stairs are a little steep but Aunti Mabel takes them well with her help. Cash, leads the rear but he is bemused by the many scents of lovely things. Wandering into the pavillon, benificence of bounty pervades. Daisy-chan does make one whisper to Aunti Mabel. 'Iz izit ok to be awe-natural here? Iz lost my skirt'. Aunti Mabel says 'Dear, jus fine, let yur beauty shine anna no one will notice mur than yur purrfect self'. Selecting a low table, they invite rosco and stormee to join if they dont want a private one. "Debby Hanoka" wrote in message ... Let's take the porter. I'm afraid of falling overboard if we take the boat. Auntie Debby sent along a newly seasoned catnip mouse to play with when we get to the beach. Rosco ok ursef wantsa takeda boat or da porter? storrmmee I'd like to go exploring on the beach. Rosco storrmmee yells rosco!!!! ursef decide... |
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