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I think Bruiser joined a gang
Early this morning around one I was out on my patio and heard the sound
of cats about to commit violence. Maya was dozing on the cat tree but Bruiser was out and about. I dashed out front and saw four cats furtively running well spaced apart along the back cement block wall. I was familiar with the first three and they were all heading towards their homes. Maya, who followed me out must have thought they looked guilty of something as well because she puffed up and chased off after them Bringing up the rear looking a little confused was Bruiser. OK, Bruiser looks confused a lot but he has a good heart. I could just see him. Hey, why is that cat getting mad at us? Why are we running away. Why are you guys leaving? I checked him out and he seemed fine, not even agitated, just well... confused. |
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Has Bruiser been disappearing very late @ night w/ no explanation? This is
difficult - he can't pull his buttfur down around his thighs very well, exposing his "crack" (cats don't have "cracks" anyway); gang color-wearing is out: what he was born with is his "colors" for life; piercing jewelry worn as a badge of membership is pretty much out, vets are not into this form of body adornment as such, I think the only "piercing" they do is for i.d. chips. This group is probably just looking for a new hangout, since you did shut down their all-nite Club Biltz recently. "John Biltz" wrote in message news:cGO6c.116894$h23.8693@fed1read06... : Early this morning around one I was out on my patio and heard the sound : of cats about to commit violence. Maya was dozing on the cat tree but : Bruiser was out and about. I dashed out front and saw four cats : furtively running well spaced apart along the back cement block wall. I : was familiar with the first three and they were all heading towards their : homes. Maya, who followed me out must have thought they looked guilty of : something as well because she puffed up and chased off after them : Bringing up the rear looking a little confused was Bruiser. OK, Bruiser : looks confused a lot but he has a good heart. I could just see him. : Hey, why is that cat getting mad at us? Why are we running away. Why : are you guys leaving? I checked him out and he seemed fine, not even : agitated, just well... confused. : |
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Has Bruiser been disappearing very late @ night w/ no explanation? This is
difficult - he can't pull his buttfur down around his thighs very well, exposing his "crack" (cats don't have "cracks" anyway); gang color-wearing is out: what he was born with is his "colors" for life; piercing jewelry worn as a badge of membership is pretty much out, vets are not into this form of body adornment as such, I think the only "piercing" they do is for i.d. chips. ROFL! You *really* shoulda put a beverage warning on this one. I don't think ID chips are real macho, though. It's sort of like wearing mommy's apron strings. Tatoos, on the other hand, could be. In adddition to the ID number, the vet could inscribe the Bad Cats with something very macho like ""Born to Raise Hell". Except in Oklahoma of course, where tatooing is illegal. Our Bad Cats probably have to either go to Texas or go to one of those back-alley kitty tatoo parlors. Sherry Sherry That would certainly id |
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"Hopitus2" wrote Has Bruiser been disappearing very late @ night w/ no explanation? This is difficult - he can't pull his buttfur down around his thighs very well, But, with his Maine Coon blood, he does wear pretty baggy "pants". ;o) snip This group is probably just looking for a new hangout, since you did shut down their all-nite Club Biltz recently. Sounds that way. The kids have nowhere to hang out, so they hang out on the streets. The gang might think Bruiser will be their muscle. At least it will be better to have him on their side, even if he is too kind-hearted to carry out their sinister plots. -- Marina, Frank and Nikki Email marina (dot) kurten (at) pp (dot) inet (dot) fi Pics at http://uk.f1.pg.photos.yahoo.com/frankiennikki |
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On Fri, 19 Mar 2004 19:14:16 -0800, John Biltz
wrote: Early this morning around one I was out on my patio and heard the sound of cats about to commit violence. Maya was dozing on the cat tree but Bruiser was out and about. I dashed out front and saw four cats furtively running well spaced apart along the back cement block wall. I was familiar with the first three and they were all heading towards their homes. Maya, who followed me out must have thought they looked guilty of something as well because she puffed up and chased off after them Bringing up the rear looking a little confused was Bruiser. OK, Bruiser looks confused a lot but he has a good heart. I could just see him. Hey, why is that cat getting mad at us? Why are we running away. Why are you guys leaving? I checked him out and he seemed fine, not even agitated, just well... confused. Maybe they were discussing forming a choir -- or a barber shop quartet. |
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"Sherry " wrote in message ... Has Bruiser been disappearing very late @ night w/ no explanation? This is difficult - he can't pull his buttfur down around his thighs very well, exposing his "crack" (cats don't have "cracks" anyway); gang color-wearing is out: what he was born with is his "colors" for life; piercing jewelry worn as a badge of membership is pretty much out, vets are not into this form of body adornment as such, I think the only "piercing" they do is for i.d. chips. ROFL! You *really* shoulda put a beverage warning on this one. I don't think ID chips are real macho, though. It's sort of like wearing mommy's apron strings. Tatoos, on the other hand, could be. In adddition to the ID number, the vet could inscribe the Bad Cats with something very macho like ""Born to Raise Hell". Except in Oklahoma of course, where tatooing is illegal. Our Bad Cats probably have to either go to Texas or go to one of those back-alley kitty tatoo parlors. Tattooing is illegal in Oklahoma? I've never heard that one. Do you mean for cats and other animals, or for humans too? What if you already have a tattoo, can you not go to Oklahoma? Do they have a lot of laser tattoo removal clinics there? The mind boggles... -- Britta Check out pictures of Vino at: http://photos.yahoo.com/badwilson click on the Vino album |
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In news:cGO6c.116894$h23.8693@fed1read06,
John Biltz radiated into the WorldWideWait: Early this morning around one I was out on my patio and heard the sound of cats about to commit violence. Maya was dozing on the cat tree but Bruiser was out and about. I dashed out front and saw four cats furtively running well spaced apart along the back cement block wall. I was familiar with the first three and they were all heading towards their homes. Maya, who followed me out must have thought they looked guilty of something as well because she puffed up and chased off after them Bringing up the rear looking a little confused was Bruiser. OK, Bruiser looks confused a lot but he has a good heart. I could just see him. Hey, why is that cat getting mad at us? Why are we running away. Why are you guys leaving? I checked him out and he seemed fine, not even agitated, just well... confused. Tsk. Typical wannabe. -- From the one-and-only Holy MosesĀ® |
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Tattooing is illegal in Oklahoma? I've never heard that one. Do you mean
for cats and other animals, or for humans too? What if you already have a tattoo, can you not go to Oklahoma? Do they have a lot of laser tattoo removal clinics there? The mind boggles... -- Britta Yes, human tattooing is illegal here! Is that not the stupidest thing? You can carry a gun, drive 75 miles an hour, but you can't get a tattoo. Go figure. Sherry |
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Sherry wrote:
Tattooing is illegal in Oklahoma? I've never heard that one. Do you mean for cats and other animals, or for humans too? What if you already have a tattoo, can you not go to Oklahoma? Do they have a lot of laser tattoo removal clinics there? The mind boggles... -- Britta Yes, human tattooing is illegal here! Is that not the stupidest thing? You can carry a gun, drive 75 miles an hour, but you can't get a tattoo. Go figure. Sherry Nutso. But then, tatoos are not very attractive. Jill |
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On Sat, 20 Mar 2004 11:58:55 -0600, "jmcquown"
yodeled: Sherry wrote: Tattooing is illegal in Oklahoma? I've never heard that one. Do you mean for cats and other animals, or for humans too? What if you already have a tattoo, can you not go to Oklahoma? Do they have a lot of laser tattoo removal clinics there? The mind boggles... -- Britta Yes, human tattooing is illegal here! Is that not the stupidest thing? You can carry a gun, drive 75 miles an hour, but you can't get a tattoo. Go figure. Sherry Nutso. But then, tatoos are not very attractive. Jill Mine are. Theresa alt.tv.frasier FAQ: http://www.im-listening.net/FAQ/ Single-mindedness is all very well in cows or baboons; in an animal claiming to belong to the same species as Shakespeare it is simply disgraceful. (Aldous Huxley) |
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