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  #1  
Old June 13th 11, 09:44 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mosey =^..^=[_10_]
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Default Hey Ranger

Hey Pipps, you wanna go to da Madonna Inn wif me? Sounz like it could be
fun.

Ranger

I'd love to Ranger, thank you for asking meh. It duz sound like it could be
fun

Pipps



Are we still going? ai habn't hur bak frum you.
ai got Sundance uh prezzie.

Pipps

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Old June 13th 11, 09:51 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Ranger Greykitten
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Default Hey Ranger

Are we still going? ai habn't hur bak frum you. ai got Sundance uh
prezzie.

Pipps


Sorry, mine lazee sekretary hasn't been posting for us as often as he
used to.

Yes, let's go right now! I'z gots a corsaj - korsaz- a flower fur you.
Here you go - it's a red rose.

Ranger
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Old June 13th 11, 11:29 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Default Hey Ranger





Are we still going? ai habn't hur bak frum you. ai got Sundance uh
prezzie.

Pipps


Sorry, mine lazee sekretary hasn't been posting for us as often as he
used to.


Yes, let's go right now! I'z gots a corsaj - korsaz- a flower fur you.
Here you go - it's a red rose.


Ranger


Waffs..no worries.
Oh, fank yoo fur mai bootiful red rose korsaz
[blushes n pins it on mai dress]
it's bootiful n so thotful uf yoo.
It goes purrfectly wiff mai red dwess n shooz.
ai m reddy to go rite now

Pipps --grabbing mai purse n Sundance's prezzie..
  #4  
Old June 13th 11, 11:41 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Ranger Greykitten
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Default Hey Ranger

Waffs..no worries.
Oh, fank yoo fur mai bootiful red rose korsaz [blushes n pins it on mai
dress]
it's bootiful n so thotful uf yoo.
It goes purrfectly wiff mai red dwess n shooz. ai m reddy to go rite now

Pipps --grabbing mai purse n Sundance's prezzie..


[Ranger and Pipps step into the teleporter, and emerge at the Madonna Inn
in San Luis Obispo. Spotting some other kitties approaching the door,
Ranger and Pipps run to catch up. Entering the lobby, they spot the kitty
check-in desk just to the side of the human check-in desk. Ranger sees
the kitty Maitre d' Hotel standing near the desk, so he speaks to him.]

'Scooz me, Mr. Hotel Cat - we'z here fur da Sundance party. Where are we
'sposed to go?

[The Maitre d' signals for a bellcat]

Henri, please show this gentlecat and his ladycat companion to the Gold
Ballroom, please.

[Ranger and Pipps follow, and soon find where everybody is gathering.]

Howz about I get us a plate of doze yummy looking snacks and some of doze
bubbly drinks? An while I'z doing dat you could gif Sundance hiz prezzie.

Ranger
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Old June 14th 11, 07:03 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mosey =^..^=[_10_]
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Default Hey Ranger




Waffs..no worries.
Oh, fank yoo fur mai bootiful red rose korsaz [blushes n pins it on mai
dress]
it's bootiful n so thotful uf yoo.
It goes purrfectly wiff mai red dwess n shooz. ai m reddy to go rite now

Pipps --grabbing mai purse n Sundance's prezzie..


[Ranger and Pipps step into the teleporter, and emerge at the Madonna Inn

in San Luis Obispo. Spotting some other kitties approaching the door,
Ranger and Pipps run to catch up. Entering the lobby, they spot the kitty
check-in desk just to the side of the human check-in desk. Ranger sees
the kitty Maitre d' Hotel standing near the desk, so he speaks to him.]

'Scooz me, Mr. Hotel Cat - we'z here fur da Sundance party. Where are we
'sposed to go?

[The Maitre d' signals for a bellcat]

Henri, please show this gentlecat and his ladycat companion to the Gold
Ballroom, please.

[Ranger and Pipps follow, and soon find where everybody is gathering.]

Howz about I get us a plate of doze yummy looking snacks and some of doze
bubbly drinks? An while I'z doing dat you could gif Sundance hiz prezzie.

Ranger

Wow, that wuz a great ride in your porter. Ranger
Yes, I am very hungry, so I will leeve et up tew you to fill our plates
Pipps goes over to Sundance and hands him awrapped bokz
Happy Purrday Sundance..ai hoap yoo wike et.

Pipps

[Pipps then goes back and joins Ranger and they sit down and eat gud fudz n
have some nippy drinks and talk to their frends}

  #6  
Old June 14th 11, 07:41 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Sundance[_2_]
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Default Hey Ranger

Fangu, Pipps, yoo didnt reely haz to bring preznitz. Whut iz it?

Sundance, shaking the box

"Mosey =^..^=" wrote in message
...



Wow, that wuz a great ride in your porter. Ranger
Yes, I am very hungry, so I will leeve et up tew you to fill our plates
Pipps goes over to Sundance and hands him awrapped bokz
Happy Purrday Sundance..ai hoap yoo wike et.

Pipps

[Pipps then goes back and joins Ranger and they sit down and eat gud fudz
n have some nippy drinks and talk to their frends}



  #7  
Old June 14th 11, 04:40 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Default Hey Ranger



"Sundance"

Fangu, Pipps, yoo didnt reely haz to bring preznitz. Whut iz it?

Sundance, shaking the box

Opun et n yoo wyl fynd owt, silly.
Pipps

"Mosey =^..^=" wrote in message
...



Wow, that wuz a great ride in your porter. Ranger
Yes, I am very hungry, so I will leeve et up tew you to fill our plates
Pipps goes over to Sundance and hands him awrapped bokz
Happy Purrday Sundance..ai hoap yoo wike et.

Pipps

[Pipps then goes back and joins Ranger and they sit down and eat gud fudz
n have some nippy drinks and talk to their frends}


  #8  
Old June 14th 11, 09:21 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Pi2nya AKA Sweetee
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Default Hey Ranger

Duz it rattill Sunnydanze?
Izzit it sovt, ur skwisshey?
Kin yu smel enny nip?
--
Pitô.ônya

"Mosey =^..^=" wrote in message
...


"Sundance"

Fangu, Pipps, yoo didnt reely haz to bring preznitz. Whut iz it?

Sundance, shaking the box

Opun et n yoo wyl fynd owt, silly.
Pipps

"Mosey =^..^=" wrote in message
...



Wow, that wuz a great ride in your porter. Ranger
Yes, I am very hungry, so I will leeve et up tew you to fill our
plates
Pipps goes over to Sundance and hands him awrapped bokz
Happy Purrday Sundance..ai hoap yoo wike et.

Pipps

[Pipps then goes back and joins Ranger and they sit down and eat gud
fudz n have some nippy drinks and talk to their frends}




  #9  
Old June 15th 11, 02:07 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mosey =^..^=[_10_]
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Default Hey Ranger




Duz it rattill Sunnydanze?
Izzit it sovt, ur skwisshey?
Kin yu smel enny nip?

--
Pitô.ônya


Pipps waffs n tellz Sundance to opun it..Sundance tares awf da rapping
paypur, n
taykes owt uh sawft sturdy red n bwak stripey nip filled pillow dat hym n
Pitô.ônya kan hab uh pillow fite wiff]
Mai Unka Mosey sells hiz homegroan nip tew da kompany dat maykez deez n dey
r da laytest fing
Anti Mimzy hulped meh pik et owt. Yew kan tayke da nip owt n sabe et fu
layter n sleep on da sawft pillow,
den put da nip bak in wen yew wanna hab uh pillowfite.
Pipps

[Pipps den goze bak tew da big taybul n eetz moar snax wif Ranger n
efferbuddy waitz fur da Purrdai Kake n Micecream]



"Sundance"

Fangu, Pipps, yoo didnt reely haz to bring preznitz. Whut iz it?

Sundance, shaking the box

Opun et n yoo wyl fynd owt, silly.
Pipps


Wow, that wuz a great ride in your porter. Ranger
Yes, I am very hungry, so I will leeve et up tew you to fill our plates
Pipps goes over to Sundance and hands him awrapped bokz
Happy Purrday Sundance..ai hoap yoo wike et.

Pipps

[Pipps then goes back and joins Ranger and they sit down and eat gud fudz
n have some nippy drinks and talk to their frends}



  #10  
Old June 15th 11, 12:13 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Sundance[_2_]
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Default Hey Ranger

Wow, dis iz kool -- fangkz! Me an Toonya will play wif it latur.

Sundance

"Mosey =^..^=" wrote in message
...



Duz it rattill Sunnydanze?
Izzit it sovt, ur skwisshey?
Kin yu smel enny nip?

--
Pitô.ônya


Pipps waffs n tellz Sundance to opun it..Sundance tares awf da rapping
paypur, n
taykes owt uh sawft sturdy red n bwak stripey nip filled pillow dat hym
n Pitô.ônya kan hab uh pillow fite wiff]
Mai Unka Mosey sells hiz homegroan nip tew da kompany dat maykez deez n
dey r da laytest fing
Anti Mimzy hulped meh pik et owt. Yew kan tayke da nip owt n sabe et fu
layter n sleep on da sawft pillow,
den put da nip bak in wen yew wanna hab uh pillowfite.
Pipps

[Pipps den goze bak tew da big taybul n eetz moar snax wif Ranger n
efferbuddy waitz fur da Purrdai Kake n Micecream]



"Sundance"

Fangu, Pipps, yoo didnt reely haz to bring preznitz. Whut iz it?

Sundance, shaking the box

Opun et n yoo wyl fynd owt, silly.
Pipps


Wow, that wuz a great ride in your porter. Ranger
Yes, I am very hungry, so I will leeve et up tew you to fill our plates
Pipps goes over to Sundance and hands him awrapped bokz
Happy Purrday Sundance..ai hoap yoo wike et.

Pipps

[Pipps then goes back and joins Ranger and they sit down and eat gud
fudz n have some nippy drinks and talk to their frends}





 




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