cricket hunt

that's fine, I am an expert at mice, Miss Violette
Sundance wrote in message
m...
"ClowderCat" wrote in message
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Chester, Clarence and Nathan look at the cool stuff that Sundance
brought.

Where did you get that stuff? It looks really useful. Mom wasn't able
to see the cricket at work because it was hiding in dark places.

The last mom heard, it had gone into this office here.

Chester, Clarence and Nathan lead Sundance and the other cats into a
supervisor's office.

You might find some mice here too.

I got all da stuff at da Catmerica Army/Navy surplus store. Dey tried to
get me to take some night-vizhun gogglez, too, but what wud kitties need
wif
doze?

I didn't bring anyfing fur katchin mices, so if dere are any we will haz
to
katch dem da uzual way.

Sundance

Fangu. Wud yoo like a helmet, or maybe one uv da messkitz?

Sundance

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
very impurrsife, Trudi
Rebecca wrote in message
t...
[The teleporter twinkles and Sundance steps out, lugging a big duffle bag
made of jungle camouflage material. He unzips it and starts unpacking.
First he pulls out a short, sturdy tripod and sets it on the floor. The
tripod is followed by a long weapon bearing the words "Krikit Findr";
Sundance mounts the weapon on the tripod. The next item out of the bag
is
a
long string of ammunition that gets inserted into the Krikit Findr; each
round of ammunition is a tightly packed net that can trap insects until
kitties can get to them. Next a huge telescopic sight comes out of the
bag
and gets attached to the Krikit Findr.

The weapon assembly complete, Sundance hands out other gear: kitty-sized
helmets covered in the same jungle camouflage material that the duffle
bag
is made of, bandoliers of additional ammunition for the Krikit Findr, and
mess kits complete with cricket recipes.]

OK, gize, letz git owrownselfs a krikit.

Sundance

"ClowderCat" wrote in message
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Hi everykitty. Mom came home today and told us that there's a cricket
at work and that it's driving some of the humans crazy. Do all of you
want to go to mom's work tonight and help us hunt that cricket?

Chester, Clarence and Nathan

"ClowderCat" wrote in message
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Chester, Clarence and Nathan put on the camouflage helmets and look at
themselves in the mirror.

We look real cool in these. You do too!

I guess we duz, duznt we?

Sundance, pleased at having inadvertently made a fashion statement

Glad yoo like dem. Heer, hab sum uv dese bug-trappin grenades, too. Yoo
juss throw dem at da buggies and da net opinz up an traps it. Yoo juss haz
to be closer to da buggies dan yoo haz to be wif da Krikit Findr.

Sundance

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
Miss Violette admires the helmet and all five get geared up, they are
cool,
Miss Violette
ClowderCat wrote in message
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ClowderCat wrote:
Rebecca wrote:
[The teleporter twinkles and Sundance steps out, lugging a big duffle
bag
made of jungle camouflage material. He unzips it and starts
unpacking.
First he pulls out a short, sturdy tripod and sets it on the floor.
The
tripod is followed by a long weapon bearing the words "Krikit Findr";
Sundance mounts the weapon on the tripod. The next item out of the
bag is a
long string of ammunition that gets inserted into the Krikit Findr;
each
round of ammunition is a tightly packed net that can trap insects
until
kitties can get to them. Next a huge telescopic sight comes out of
the bag
and gets attached to the Krikit Findr.

The weapon assembly complete, Sundance hands out other gear:
kitty-sized
helmets covered in the same jungle camouflage material that the
duffle
bag
is made of, bandoliers of additional ammunition for the Krikit Findr,
and
mess kits complete with cricket recipes.]

OK, gize, letz git owrownselfs a krikit.

Sundance

Chester, Clarence and Nathan look at the cool stuff that Sundance
brought.

Where did you get that stuff? It looks really useful. Mom wasn't able
to see the cricket at work because it was hiding in dark places.

The last mom heard, it had gone into this office here.

Chester, Clarence and Nathan lead Sundance and the other cats into a
supervisor's office.

You might find some mice here too.

Chester, Clarence and Nathan put on the camouflage helmets and look at
themselves in the mirror.

We look real cool in these. You do too!

yez a helmit purleze, Trudi
Sundance wrote in message
...
Fangu. Wud yoo like a helmet, or maybe one uv da messkitz?

Sundance

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
very impurrsife, Trudi
Rebecca wrote in message
t...
[The teleporter twinkles and Sundance steps out, lugging a big duffle
bag
made of jungle camouflage material. He unzips it and starts unpacking.
First he pulls out a short, sturdy tripod and sets it on the floor.
The
tripod is followed by a long weapon bearing the words "Krikit Findr";
Sundance mounts the weapon on the tripod. The next item out of the bag
is
a
long string of ammunition that gets inserted into the Krikit Findr;
each
round of ammunition is a tightly packed net that can trap insects until
kitties can get to them. Next a huge telescopic sight comes out of the
bag
and gets attached to the Krikit Findr.

The weapon assembly complete, Sundance hands out other gear:
kitty-sized
helmets covered in the same jungle camouflage material that the duffle
bag
is made of, bandoliers of additional ammunition for the Krikit Findr,
and
mess kits complete with cricket recipes.]

OK, gize, letz git owrownselfs a krikit.

Sundance

"ClowderCat" wrote in message
ups.com...
Hi everykitty. Mom came home today and told us that there's a
cricket
at work and that it's driving some of the humans crazy. Do all of
you
want to go to mom's work tonight and help us hunt that cricket?

Chester, Clarence and Nathan

why thank you, this is very sophicatted, Miss Violette
Sundance wrote in message
...
Glad yoo like dem. Heer, hab sum uv dese bug-trappin grenades, too. Yoo
juss throw dem at da buggies and da net opinz up an traps it. Yoo juss
haz
to be closer to da buggies dan yoo haz to be wif da Krikit Findr.

Sundance

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
Miss Violette admires the helmet and all five get geared up, they are
cool,
Miss Violette
ClowderCat wrote in message
ups.com...

ClowderCat wrote:
Rebecca wrote:
[The teleporter twinkles and Sundance steps out, lugging a big
duffle
bag
made of jungle camouflage material. He unzips it and starts
unpacking.
First he pulls out a short, sturdy tripod and sets it on the floor.
The
tripod is followed by a long weapon bearing the words "Krikit
Findr";
Sundance mounts the weapon on the tripod. The next item out of the
bag is a
long string of ammunition that gets inserted into the Krikit Findr;
each
round of ammunition is a tightly packed net that can trap insects
until
kitties can get to them. Next a huge telescopic sight comes out of
the bag
and gets attached to the Krikit Findr.

The weapon assembly complete, Sundance hands out other gear:
kitty-sized
helmets covered in the same jungle camouflage material that the
duffle
bag
is made of, bandoliers of additional ammunition for the Krikit
Findr,
and
mess kits complete with cricket recipes.]

OK, gize, letz git owrownselfs a krikit.

Sundance

Chester, Clarence and Nathan look at the cool stuff that Sundance
brought.

Where did you get that stuff? It looks really useful. Mom wasn't
able
to see the cricket at work because it was hiding in dark places.

The last mom heard, it had gone into this office here.

Chester, Clarence and Nathan lead Sundance and the other cats into a
supervisor's office.

You might find some mice here too.

Chester, Clarence and Nathan put on the camouflage helmets and look at
themselves in the mirror.

We look real cool in these. You do too!

Hi everykitty. Mom came home today and told us that there's a cricket
at work and that it's driving some of the humans crazy. Do all of you
want to go to mom's work tonight and help us hunt that cricket?

[The teleporter twinkles, winkles, and shines, and out steps Capt.
Midnight DOC, The Good Luck Black Cat.] I'm here to help you with the
cricket hunt. Where do you want me to go?

Capt. Midnight DOC
The Good Luck Black Cat

Hi Captain Midnight. We're over here in this office. Can you hear it
cricketing?

Are Kitty Schottland and Lilith coming?

Chester, Clarence and Nathan

Yes, I hear it. I think it's behind that file cabinet in the far
corner. [Capt. Midnight jumps to the top of the file cabinet.] Come
out come out wherever you are!

OK, heer yoo go.

Sundance, handing Trudi a helmet

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
yez a helmit purleze, Trudi
Sundance wrote in message
...
Fangu. Wud yoo like a helmet, or maybe one uv da messkitz?

Sundance

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
very impurrsife, Trudi
Rebecca wrote in message
t...
[The teleporter twinkles and Sundance steps out, lugging a big duffle
bag
made of jungle camouflage material. He unzips it and starts
unpacking.
First he pulls out a short, sturdy tripod and sets it on the floor.
The
tripod is followed by a long weapon bearing the words "Krikit Findr";
Sundance mounts the weapon on the tripod. The next item out of the
bag
is
a
long string of ammunition that gets inserted into the Krikit Findr;
each
round of ammunition is a tightly packed net that can trap insects
until
kitties can get to them. Next a huge telescopic sight comes out of
the
bag
and gets attached to the Krikit Findr.

The weapon assembly complete, Sundance hands out other gear:
kitty-sized
helmets covered in the same jungle camouflage material that the duffle
bag
is made of, bandoliers of additional ammunition for the Krikit Findr,
and
mess kits complete with cricket recipes.]

OK, gize, letz git owrownselfs a krikit.

Sundance

"ClowderCat" wrote in message
ups.com...
Hi everykitty. Mom came home today and told us that there's a
cricket
at work and that it's driving some of the humans crazy. Do all of
you
want to go to mom's work tonight and help us hunt that cricket?

Chester, Clarence and Nathan

She puts on her helmet anna stylez arownd, I iz lukin gud, Trudi
Sundance wrote in message
...
OK, heer yoo go.

Sundance, handing Trudi a helmet

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
yez a helmit purleze, Trudi
Sundance wrote in message
...
Fangu. Wud yoo like a helmet, or maybe one uv da messkitz?

Sundance

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
very impurrsife, Trudi
Rebecca wrote in message
t...
[The teleporter twinkles and Sundance steps out, lugging a big
duffle
bag
made of jungle camouflage material. He unzips it and starts
unpacking.
First he pulls out a short, sturdy tripod and sets it on the floor.
The
tripod is followed by a long weapon bearing the words "Krikit
Findr";
Sundance mounts the weapon on the tripod. The next item out of the
bag
is
a
long string of ammunition that gets inserted into the Krikit Findr;
each
round of ammunition is a tightly packed net that can trap insects
until
kitties can get to them. Next a huge telescopic sight comes out of
the
bag
and gets attached to the Krikit Findr.

The weapon assembly complete, Sundance hands out other gear:
kitty-sized
helmets covered in the same jungle camouflage material that the
duffle
bag
is made of, bandoliers of additional ammunition for the Krikit
Findr,
and
mess kits complete with cricket recipes.]

OK, gize, letz git owrownselfs a krikit.

Sundance

"ClowderCat" wrote in message
ups.com...
Hi everykitty. Mom came home today and told us that there's a
cricket
at work and that it's driving some of the humans crazy. Do all of
you
want to go to mom's work tonight and help us hunt that cricket?

Chester, Clarence and Nathan

[Sundance's army/navy surplus walkie-talkie buzzes and he answers it.]

Hello?... Hi Rebecca.... Ize a liddle bizzy rite now.... OK, I'll tell
her, but I hazta git bak to bizness.

[Sundance turns off the walkie-talkie.]

Hey, Pitoonya, Rebecca sez yoo shud try krikit sprinklez on yur MiceKreem.

Sundance

"Pitoonya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message
...
Heer I yam!!!
I gotta flutterby net furr katshink insektz, anna liddul kayje u pu him
in.

Meowmee sez we shud put him owtside wen we katsh him.
I tink I wanna tayzt him furzt, at leez uh lik.

Pitoonya

"ClowderCat" wrote in message
ups.com...
Hi everykitty. Mom came home today and told us that there's a cricket
at work and that it's driving some of the humans crazy. Do all of you
want to go to mom's work tonight and help us hunt that cricket?

Chester, Clarence and Nathan