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You walk into the room......
.....and I'm lying there with my eyes half closed.
I feel your presence and I can almost see you eying me up and down. I try to ignore you, and try to fight the urge within me to turn my smoldering eyes onto you. You come to me and slowly start to caress me. I turn my head away. No, I do not want you, I do not need you. But still you persist. As much as I try to fight it, I start to succumb to your seductive touch. The urge within me grows stronger as your touch intensifies. My lips, my neck, my ears all tingle at your touch. Even as you rub my back and legs, I can't help but shudder. My breathing increases and I don't know how much longer I'm going to last. You caress me more forcibly and with each one i grow weaker and weaker. I collapse onto my back, only to expose more of my body to you. You continue to drive me crazy with your touch, I cannot hold back! Oh no....no....no.....no..........no...... yes.......yes.......yes....oh yes.......OH YES...... YES......OHYES....YES.....YESYESYESYES!!!! I CAN'T STAND IT ANYMORE!!!! I HAVE TO........ I'M GOING TO...... PURRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrr........ .......... And finally you stop, and leave me lying there, a very happy and content cat. The end And for those dirty minds out there who THOUGHT they knew the end to this story, SICK SICK!! YOU'RE ALL SICK!!!!! YOU SHOULD ALL BE ASHAMED!!!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!! Kristi |
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You walk into the room......
top posted so as not to spoil the surprise
Love it! And I"m quite sure thats *excatly* what happens. LOL. Yowie "Mischief" wrote in message ups.com... ....and I'm lying there with my eyes half closed. I feel your presence and I can almost see you eying me up and down. I try to ignore you, and try to fight the urge within me to turn my smoldering eyes onto you. You come to me and slowly start to caress me. I turn my head away. No, I do not want you, I do not need you. But still you persist. As much as I try to fight it, I start to succumb to your seductive touch. The urge within me grows stronger as your touch intensifies. My lips, my neck, my ears all tingle at your touch. Even as you rub my back and legs, I can't help but shudder. My breathing increases and I don't know how much longer I'm going to last. You caress me more forcibly and with each one i grow weaker and weaker. I collapse onto my back, only to expose more of my body to you. You continue to drive me crazy with your touch, I cannot hold back! Oh no....no....no.....no..........no...... yes.......yes.......yes....oh yes.......OH YES...... YES......OHYES....YES.....YESYESYESYES!!!! I CAN'T STAND IT ANYMORE!!!! I HAVE TO........ I'M GOING TO...... PURRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrr........ .......... And finally you stop, and leave me lying there, a very happy and content cat. The end And for those dirty minds out there who THOUGHT they knew the end to this story, SICK SICK!! YOU'RE ALL SICK!!!!! YOU SHOULD ALL BE ASHAMED!!!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!! Kristi |
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You walk into the room......
doubtful it was much misinterpreted in this group
Mischief wrote: ....and I'm lying there with my eyes half closed. I feel your presence and I can almost see you eying me up and down. I try to ignore you, and try to fight the urge within me to turn my smoldering eyes onto you. You come to me and slowly start to caress me. I turn my head away. No, I do not want you, I do not need you. But still you persist. As much as I try to fight it, I start to succumb to your seductive touch. The urge within me grows stronger as your touch intensifies. My lips, my neck, my ears all tingle at your touch. Even as you rub my back and legs, I can't help but shudder. My breathing increases and I don't know how much longer I'm going to last. You caress me more forcibly and with each one i grow weaker and weaker. I collapse onto my back, only to expose more of my body to you. You continue to drive me crazy with your touch, I cannot hold back! Oh no....no....no.....no..........no...... yes.......yes.......yes....oh yes.......OH YES...... YES......OHYES....YES.....YESYESYESYES!!!! I CAN'T STAND IT ANYMORE!!!! I HAVE TO........ I'M GOING TO...... PURRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrr........ .......... And finally you stop, and leave me lying there, a very happy and content cat. The end And for those dirty minds out there who THOUGHT they knew the end to this story, SICK SICK!! YOU'RE ALL SICK!!!!! YOU SHOULD ALL BE ASHAMED!!!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!! Kristi |
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You walk into the room......
Uh, yeah, it was a silly attempt at a joke :P
Kristi |
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