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Old August 26th 06, 07:34 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
Mischief
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Default You walk into the room......

.....and I'm lying there with my eyes half closed.


I feel your presence and I can almost see you eying me up and down.



I try to ignore you, and try to fight the urge within me to turn my
smoldering eyes onto you.



You come to me and slowly start to caress me.




I turn my head away. No, I do not want you, I do not need you.



But still you persist.



As much as I try to fight it, I start to succumb to your seductive
touch.


The urge within me grows stronger as your touch intensifies.



My lips, my neck, my ears all tingle at your touch.



Even as you rub my back and legs, I can't help but shudder.



My breathing increases and I don't know how much longer I'm going to
last.



You caress me more forcibly and with each one i grow weaker and weaker.



I collapse onto my back, only to expose more of my body to you.


You continue to drive me crazy with your touch, I cannot hold back!



Oh no....no....no.....no..........no......



yes.......yes.......yes....oh yes.......OH YES......



YES......OHYES....YES.....YESYESYESYES!!!!



I CAN'T STAND IT ANYMORE!!!! I HAVE TO........ I'M GOING TO......




















PURRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrr........ ..........


And finally you stop, and leave me lying there, a very happy and
content cat.




The end





And for those dirty minds out there who THOUGHT they knew the end to
this story, SICK SICK!! YOU'RE ALL SICK!!!!! YOU SHOULD ALL BE
ASHAMED!!!!!


MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!



Kristi

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Old August 26th 06, 11:15 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
Yowie
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Default You walk into the room......

top posted so as not to spoil the surprise

Love it!

And I"m quite sure thats *excatly* what happens. LOL.

Yowie

"Mischief" wrote in message
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....and I'm lying there with my eyes half closed.


I feel your presence and I can almost see you eying me up and down.



I try to ignore you, and try to fight the urge within me to turn my
smoldering eyes onto you.



You come to me and slowly start to caress me.




I turn my head away. No, I do not want you, I do not need you.



But still you persist.



As much as I try to fight it, I start to succumb to your seductive
touch.


The urge within me grows stronger as your touch intensifies.



My lips, my neck, my ears all tingle at your touch.



Even as you rub my back and legs, I can't help but shudder.



My breathing increases and I don't know how much longer I'm going to
last.



You caress me more forcibly and with each one i grow weaker and weaker.



I collapse onto my back, only to expose more of my body to you.


You continue to drive me crazy with your touch, I cannot hold back!



Oh no....no....no.....no..........no......



yes.......yes.......yes....oh yes.......OH YES......



YES......OHYES....YES.....YESYESYESYES!!!!



I CAN'T STAND IT ANYMORE!!!! I HAVE TO........ I'M GOING TO......




















PURRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrr........ ..........


And finally you stop, and leave me lying there, a very happy and
content cat.




The end





And for those dirty minds out there who THOUGHT they knew the end to
this story, SICK SICK!! YOU'RE ALL SICK!!!!! YOU SHOULD ALL BE
ASHAMED!!!!!


MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!



Kristi



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Old August 27th 06, 12:27 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
[email protected]
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Default You walk into the room......

doubtful it was much misinterpreted in this group

Mischief wrote:
....and I'm lying there with my eyes half closed.


I feel your presence and I can almost see you eying me up and down.



I try to ignore you, and try to fight the urge within me to turn my
smoldering eyes onto you.



You come to me and slowly start to caress me.




I turn my head away. No, I do not want you, I do not need you.



But still you persist.



As much as I try to fight it, I start to succumb to your seductive
touch.


The urge within me grows stronger as your touch intensifies.



My lips, my neck, my ears all tingle at your touch.



Even as you rub my back and legs, I can't help but shudder.



My breathing increases and I don't know how much longer I'm going to
last.



You caress me more forcibly and with each one i grow weaker and weaker.



I collapse onto my back, only to expose more of my body to you.


You continue to drive me crazy with your touch, I cannot hold back!



Oh no....no....no.....no..........no......



yes.......yes.......yes....oh yes.......OH YES......



YES......OHYES....YES.....YESYESYESYES!!!!



I CAN'T STAND IT ANYMORE!!!! I HAVE TO........ I'M GOING TO......




















PURRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrr........ ..........


And finally you stop, and leave me lying there, a very happy and
content cat.




The end





And for those dirty minds out there who THOUGHT they knew the end to
this story, SICK SICK!! YOU'RE ALL SICK!!!!! YOU SHOULD ALL BE
ASHAMED!!!!!


MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!



Kristi


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Old August 27th 06, 12:34 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
Mischief
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Default You walk into the room......

Uh, yeah, it was a silly attempt at a joke :P

Kristi

 




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