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A Halloweem Storeee by Wascal (Very Long)
Hoomin Note: Wascal dictated most of this story in time for Halloween
but he got caught up in the planning for the events of the past few days and the events themselves, including his date with the lovely Piglet, and has just transmitted me the rest of it. I hope you enjoy it, even though it is belated. I groo up az a barn cat, wiff lotsa uvver kitties in ourveryown barn. Wee wuz not glected. Our hoomin Meowmie an her sun Bruce, hoo iss r Daddy, allas mad sur we saw da TED an dat wee cud sheltr in dahous in berry bad wevver. And dey petted uz anna talked to uz an gived us names. An der wuz allus fudz on daporch, aldo wee cots lots uv r own fudz. Sumtim I will tallk bout wut da oldr kitties teld us bout da nice cow ladies anna how da spayin an da nooterin ended da barn cat bidness and how da younger kitties found der truehomes wiff famblies affur da older wunz went to da Big Barn at da Bridge. An about da raccooms. But dat willbee for annuver time. I wanna talk bout Konrad, da bigbig d*g. Dis cud bee a tribyoot to Konrad anna hee deserfs wun. But ittiz a storeee too an sum uv it, a widdle bit, izza scary. So ittiz a Halloweem story. Konrad wuz a puppy dat my daddy Bruce found in da swamp of Guilfurd, wer his mommie-doggie anna hiz daddy-doggy wuz livin lik wild animulz. Dey staid wild butted Daddy brung da puppy hom wen I wuz not even bornded yet. Anni I groo up wif him allus aroun. Hee wuz a bibbig brown d*ggie wiff eers dat stuck up wikea big kittys eers. Daddy useda say dat hee wuz a huskee anna shepperd. But Konrad tol mee hee wuz a wuf. Anna hee wud not wie to a fren. An wee wuz frenz. Hee never bovered uscats except hee wud chase us up on daporch ifff anuver dog or a wil aminal com roun. An den hee wud go see wutday wanned. Iff it wuz a dog fren uv hiss an wuz not gonna bover us, he wud let usn off daporch and go visick wiff his fren. If it wuz sumwun hoo wanned truble, he would not bark. He wud get all swole up an scary- wookin anhee wud GROWL. Real lo anna loud atda same tim. Anna da groun anda porch wud shak an it wud be reel scary but it din scare US becuz weee noo hoo wuz doin it andat hee wuv us. An den hoooever wanned trubl wud rund away. Once in awile Konrad wud haffta fite but dat yoousullly ment dat dey ran way bleedin. Wunc three reelly meen cuyotes, wike d*ggies but bad naughty awful, wuz fitin him anna Daddy cum out of dahous wif a shootgun. Butted he din hafta shoot anda cuyotes run off bleedin anna Konrad wuz bleedin too. Ted mad him better. Mostly, do, der wuzn' no trubl and Konrad wud hang roun wiff us catz, listenin to r wisdum anna leernin stuff no d*g culd lern any uffer way. An da yeerz past. An da storeez I cud tell yoo. Butted ventually Konrad gotted ol an gray. An hiss eyesite gotted bad. Butted hee wuz stil havin fun, so it din matter much. But den hee gotted berry beerry sick. An da TED codnt mek him bettr. Anhee ast our Daddy anna Mommy purmissun to go to da Bridj, where hee wud feel bettr. Andey had TED hep him gotoo da Bridj. Anna wee all misst him furry furry much. But dat is da tribyoot anna not da story. Heer isda story: It wuz yeerz later anna wee all still mist Konrad. Anna allda uvver barn cats had true homs or had gone to da Big Barn atda Bridj. Anna I wuz wivvin inda hous. An getin a wil bit soft. But I still went to the OUT an patrolled r grounz anna enjoyd da aiir anda seezuns. Wee hav byootiful seezuns anna it wuz a fall nite wiff da smell ub da leevs anna mild breez. Anna I saw a Bobby-cat. Anda Bobby-cat saw meee. Ann I wuz too clos to run way anna der wuz no wun roun to hep mee. So I puffed up myownself anna trid to show da Bobby-cat datit wud be wotsa TRUBL to mess wiff me. Annif he cam four mee, I wuz reddy to fite bak, even do it wud haff been hopewess. Wun duz not giff UP. Butted hee started to rush meee. Anna I had nower togo. Anna I wuz scared but I wasn' gonna run caus it wunt doo any gud. Anhee stopped. Annhee wuz wookin offur my shoulder, right past mee. Anna his eyes got reel bigbig. Anden I heerd dat GROWL anna da Bobby-cat wooked at mee an den back over myown shoulder anden hee turn aroun an go way. Anna I wooked back reel quick quick anna four wun secon, I fout I saw Konradz big eyes anna ears inda wudz. Anden dey wer gon. Anna I wen hom. Anna now wee got Hevver, an Airdale Terrorist, anna shee wuv mee an protec me anna shee issa my veryown d*g but Konrad will allus be in myown hart. Wascal |
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A Halloweem Storeee by Wascal (Very Long)
Anna I wen hom. Anna now wee got Hevver, an Airdale Terrorist, anna
shee wuv mee an protec me anna shee issa my veryown d*g but Konrad will allus be in myown hart. Wascal It souns like Konrad was a furry gud friend. An it'z wunnderful dat him comed back to purrteck you from da Bobby-cat. It's not eezy, but doggies an kittiez able to come back from da Bridge if dey is really, really needed fur a short time. Like to purrteck dere kitties and dere hoomins. Harri |
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A Halloweem Storeee by Wascal (Very Long)
Oh Wascal, dat iz how we at our houze fellz bout Scooter D*G When wez all
waz babies, herself gived us a baf until we learnt how tado it ourownselves. I Iz glad to knowz dat effen after dey go to da bridj, they ken still help ourownselvez. Fangu for the tribute and story. Piglet wipeing tears from her eyes. "Will in New Haven" wrote in message ps.com... Hoomin Note: Wascal dictated most of this story in time for Halloween but he got caught up in the planning for the events of the past few days and the events themselves, including his date with the lovely Piglet, and has just transmitted me the rest of it. I hope you enjoy it, even though it is belated. I groo up az a barn cat, wiff lotsa uvver kitties in ourveryown barn. Wee wuz not glected. Our hoomin Meowmie an her sun Bruce, hoo iss r Daddy, allas mad sur we saw da TED an dat wee cud sheltr in dahous in berry bad wevver. And dey petted uz anna talked to uz an gived us names. An der wuz allus fudz on daporch, aldo wee cots lots uv r own fudz. Sumtim I will tallk bout wut da oldr kitties teld us bout da nice cow ladies anna how da spayin an da nooterin ended da barn cat bidness and how da younger kitties found der truehomes wiff famblies affur da older wunz went to da Big Barn at da Bridge. An about da raccooms. But dat willbee for annuver time. I wanna talk bout Konrad, da bigbig d*g. Dis cud bee a tribyoot to Konrad anna hee deserfs wun. But ittiz a storeee too an sum uv it, a widdle bit, izza scary. So ittiz a Halloweem story. Konrad wuz a puppy dat my daddy Bruce found in da swamp of Guilfurd, wer his mommie-doggie anna hiz daddy-doggy wuz livin lik wild animulz. Dey staid wild butted Daddy brung da puppy hom wen I wuz not even bornded yet. Anni I groo up wif him allus aroun. Hee wuz a bibbig brown d*ggie wiff eers dat stuck up wikea big kittys eers. Daddy useda say dat hee wuz a huskee anna shepperd. But Konrad tol mee hee wuz a wuf. Anna hee wud not wie to a fren. An wee wuz frenz. Hee never bovered uscats except hee wud chase us up on daporch ifff anuver dog or a wil aminal com roun. An den hee wud go see wutday wanned. Iff it wuz a dog fren uv hiss an wuz not gonna bover us, he wud let usn off daporch and go visick wiff his fren. If it wuz sumwun hoo wanned truble, he would not bark. He wud get all swole up an scary- wookin anhee wud GROWL. Real lo anna loud atda same tim. Anna da groun anda porch wud shak an it wud be reel scary but it din scare US becuz weee noo hoo wuz doin it andat hee wuv us. An den hoooever wanned trubl wud rund away. Once in awile Konrad wud haffta fite but dat yoousullly ment dat dey ran way bleedin. Wunc three reelly meen cuyotes, wike d*ggies but bad naughty awful, wuz fitin him anna Daddy cum out of dahous wif a shootgun. Butted he din hafta shoot anda cuyotes run off bleedin anna Konrad wuz bleedin too. Ted mad him better. Mostly, do, der wuzn' no trubl and Konrad wud hang roun wiff us catz, listenin to r wisdum anna leernin stuff no d*g culd lern any uffer way. An da yeerz past. An da storeez I cud tell yoo. Butted ventually Konrad gotted ol an gray. An hiss eyesite gotted bad. Butted hee wuz stil havin fun, so it din matter much. But den hee gotted berry beerry sick. An da TED codnt mek him bettr. Anhee ast our Daddy anna Mommy purmissun to go to da Bridj, where hee wud feel bettr. Andey had TED hep him gotoo da Bridj. Anna wee all misst him furry furry much. But dat is da tribyoot anna not da story. Heer isda story: It wuz yeerz later anna wee all still mist Konrad. Anna allda uvver barn cats had true homs or had gone to da Big Barn atda Bridj. Anna I wuz wivvin inda hous. An getin a wil bit soft. But I still went to the OUT an patrolled r grounz anna enjoyd da aiir anda seezuns. Wee hav byootiful seezuns anna it wuz a fall nite wiff da smell ub da leevs anna mild breez. Anna I saw a Bobby-cat. Anda Bobby-cat saw meee. Ann I wuz too clos to run way anna der wuz no wun roun to hep mee. So I puffed up myownself anna trid to show da Bobby-cat datit wud be wotsa TRUBL to mess wiff me. Annif he cam four mee, I wuz reddy to fite bak, even do it wud haff been hopewess. Wun duz not giff UP. Butted hee started to rush meee. Anna I had nower togo. Anna I wuz scared but I wasn' gonna run caus it wunt doo any gud. Anhee stopped. Annhee wuz wookin offur my shoulder, right past mee. Anna his eyes got reel bigbig. Anden I heerd dat GROWL anna da Bobby-cat wooked at mee an den back over myown shoulder anden hee turn aroun an go way. Anna I wooked back reel quick quick anna four wun secon, I fout I saw Konradz big eyes anna ears inda wudz. Anden dey wer gon. Anna I wen hom. Anna now wee got Hevver, an Airdale Terrorist, anna shee wuv mee an protec me anna shee issa my veryown d*g but Konrad will allus be in myown hart. Wascal |
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A Halloweem Storeee by Wascal (Very Long)
bof of dem storiez iz gud anna bootiful, Tiger fur hiz howze...
Will in New Haven wrote in message ps.com... Hoomin Note: Wascal dictated most of this story in time for Halloween but he got caught up in the planning for the events of the past few days and the events themselves, including his date with the lovely Piglet, and has just transmitted me the rest of it. I hope you enjoy it, even though it is belated. I groo up az a barn cat, wiff lotsa uvver kitties in ourveryown barn. Wee wuz not glected. Our hoomin Meowmie an her sun Bruce, hoo iss r Daddy, allas mad sur we saw da TED an dat wee cud sheltr in dahous in berry bad wevver. And dey petted uz anna talked to uz an gived us names. An der wuz allus fudz on daporch, aldo wee cots lots uv r own fudz. Sumtim I will tallk bout wut da oldr kitties teld us bout da nice cow ladies anna how da spayin an da nooterin ended da barn cat bidness and how da younger kitties found der truehomes wiff famblies affur da older wunz went to da Big Barn at da Bridge. An about da raccooms. But dat willbee for annuver time. I wanna talk bout Konrad, da bigbig d*g. Dis cud bee a tribyoot to Konrad anna hee deserfs wun. But ittiz a storeee too an sum uv it, a widdle bit, izza scary. So ittiz a Halloweem story. Konrad wuz a puppy dat my daddy Bruce found in da swamp of Guilfurd, wer his mommie-doggie anna hiz daddy-doggy wuz livin lik wild animulz. Dey staid wild butted Daddy brung da puppy hom wen I wuz not even bornded yet. Anni I groo up wif him allus aroun. Hee wuz a bibbig brown d*ggie wiff eers dat stuck up wikea big kittys eers. Daddy useda say dat hee wuz a huskee anna shepperd. But Konrad tol mee hee wuz a wuf. Anna hee wud not wie to a fren. An wee wuz frenz. Hee never bovered uscats except hee wud chase us up on daporch ifff anuver dog or a wil aminal com roun. An den hee wud go see wutday wanned. Iff it wuz a dog fren uv hiss an wuz not gonna bover us, he wud let usn off daporch and go visick wiff his fren. If it wuz sumwun hoo wanned truble, he would not bark. He wud get all swole up an scary- wookin anhee wud GROWL. Real lo anna loud atda same tim. Anna da groun anda porch wud shak an it wud be reel scary but it din scare US becuz weee noo hoo wuz doin it andat hee wuv us. An den hoooever wanned trubl wud rund away. Once in awile Konrad wud haffta fite but dat yoousullly ment dat dey ran way bleedin. Wunc three reelly meen cuyotes, wike d*ggies but bad naughty awful, wuz fitin him anna Daddy cum out of dahous wif a shootgun. Butted he din hafta shoot anda cuyotes run off bleedin anna Konrad wuz bleedin too. Ted mad him better. Mostly, do, der wuzn' no trubl and Konrad wud hang roun wiff us catz, listenin to r wisdum anna leernin stuff no d*g culd lern any uffer way. An da yeerz past. An da storeez I cud tell yoo. Butted ventually Konrad gotted ol an gray. An hiss eyesite gotted bad. Butted hee wuz stil havin fun, so it din matter much. But den hee gotted berry beerry sick. An da TED codnt mek him bettr. Anhee ast our Daddy anna Mommy purmissun to go to da Bridj, where hee wud feel bettr. Andey had TED hep him gotoo da Bridj. Anna wee all misst him furry furry much. But dat is da tribyoot anna not da story. Heer isda story: It wuz yeerz later anna wee all still mist Konrad. Anna allda uvver barn cats had true homs or had gone to da Big Barn atda Bridj. Anna I wuz wivvin inda hous. An getin a wil bit soft. But I still went to the OUT an patrolled r grounz anna enjoyd da aiir anda seezuns. Wee hav byootiful seezuns anna it wuz a fall nite wiff da smell ub da leevs anna mild breez. Anna I saw a Bobby-cat. Anda Bobby-cat saw meee. Ann I wuz too clos to run way anna der wuz no wun roun to hep mee. So I puffed up myownself anna trid to show da Bobby-cat datit wud be wotsa TRUBL to mess wiff me. Annif he cam four mee, I wuz reddy to fite bak, even do it wud haff been hopewess. Wun duz not giff UP. Butted hee started to rush meee. Anna I had nower togo. Anna I wuz scared but I wasn' gonna run caus it wunt doo any gud. Anhee stopped. Annhee wuz wookin offur my shoulder, right past mee. Anna his eyes got reel bigbig. Anden I heerd dat GROWL anna da Bobby-cat wooked at mee an den back over myown shoulder anden hee turn aroun an go way. Anna I wooked back reel quick quick anna four wun secon, I fout I saw Konradz big eyes anna ears inda wudz. Anden dey wer gon. Anna I wen hom. Anna now wee got Hevver, an Airdale Terrorist, anna shee wuv mee an protec me anna shee issa my veryown d*g but Konrad will allus be in myown hart. Wascal |
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A Halloweem Storeee by Wascal (Very Long)
What a wonderful story and tribute youze told Wascal. Ize real real sure
that Konrad was there to protect youze from the bobcat. Some how Rainbow Bridge residents have a way of being there when really really needed. Least Meowmie has felt Punkins (RB) around sometimes when shez was really down. Puddi Cat -- Remove "spam" from addy to reply |
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