Boyfriend's gift

I think I've told you all before that if he brings me some sort of edible
present he always places it on the rug in the kitchen right in front of my
kettle - he realises I will step on it when I go to make a cup of tea.
Yesterday it was a very small mowsie - the first prey he's brought me for
ages, but today, just now, I stepped on a half-eaten kebab complete with
part of its wooden skewer obviously from a neighbour's recent BBQ.

Gotta love him, he makes no attempt to eat these gifts himself and always
places them so I will step on them, thus ensuring they are found.
Which leads me to ask, is it possible that somehow he knows my sight is iffy
and in front of the kettle is the best place? Surely not.
He's a bright boy but surely not that clever, or is he?
Bless his little cotton socks - he obviously thinks I need hunting for and
if a mowsie did not suit maybe a kebab would.. ;-))
Tweed

they absolutely DO know your physiical limitations. I will leave the
wheelchair/reach stories to gramby, but all of mine have figured out i can't
see. i could fill this group with hillarous stories about that. don't want
to hijack your thread or i would, just trust me he knows. Lee
"Christina Websell" wrote in message
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I think I've told you all before that if he brings me some sort of edible
present he always places it on the rug in the kitchen right in front of my
kettle - he realises I will step on it when I go to make a cup of tea.
Yesterday it was a very small mowsie - the first prey he's brought me for
ages, but today, just now, I stepped on a half-eaten kebab complete with
part of its wooden skewer obviously from a neighbour's recent BBQ.

Gotta love him, he makes no attempt to eat these gifts himself and always
places them so I will step on them, thus ensuring they are found.
Which leads me to ask, is it possible that somehow he knows my sight is
iffy and in front of the kettle is the best place? Surely not.
He's a bright boy but surely not that clever, or is he?
Bless his little cotton socks - he obviously thinks I need hunting for and
if a mowsie did not suit maybe a kebab would.. ;-))
Tweed

24.4.2010 19:27, Christina Websell kirjoitti:
I think I've told you all before that if he brings me some sort of edible
present he always places it on the rug in the kitchen right in front of my
kettle - he realises I will step on it when I go to make a cup of tea.
Yesterday it was a very small mowsie - the first prey he's brought me for
ages, but today, just now, I stepped on a half-eaten kebab complete with
part of its wooden skewer obviously from a neighbour's recent BBQ.

Gotta love him, he makes no attempt to eat these gifts himself and always
places them so I will step on them, thus ensuring they are found.
Which leads me to ask, is it possible that somehow he knows my sight is iffy
and in front of the kettle is the best place? Surely not.
He's a bright boy but surely not that clever, or is he?
Bless his little cotton socks - he obviously thinks I need hunting for and
if a mowsie did not suit maybe a kebab would.. ;-))
Tweed


He's trying to cater to your tastes...

--
Christine in Finland
christal63 (at) gmail (dot) com

"Christina Websell" wrote in
message ...
I think I've told you all before that if he brings me some sort of
edible present he always places it on the rug in the kitchen right
in front of my kettle - he realises I will step on it when I go to
make a cup of tea.
Yesterday it was a very small mowsie - the first prey he's brought
me for ages, but today, just now, I stepped on a half-eaten kebab
complete with part of its wooden skewer obviously from a
neighbour's recent BBQ.

Gotta love him, he makes no attempt to eat these gifts himself and
always places them so I will step on them, thus ensuring they are
found.
Which leads me to ask, is it possible that somehow he knows my
sight is iffy and in front of the kettle is the best place?
Surely not.
He's a bright boy but surely not that clever, or is he?
Bless his little cotton socks - he obviously thinks I need hunting
for and if a mowsie did not suit maybe a kebab would.. ;-))
Tweed

Other places you likely walk around, that spot you probably walk up
and pause. Of course he knows that.

Now about ours hurking where we are most likely to step in it first
thing in the morning...

But logically, if they don't feel well, surely its the only way to
tell us.

Jo

"Christine BA" wrote in message He's a bright boy
but surely not that - he obviously thinks I need hunting for and
if a mowsie did not suit maybe a kebab would.. ;-))
Tweed


He's trying to cater to your tastes...

Yes. He does not eat people food at all, so he did not get it for himself.
He must know I love kebabs..

aw, he loves you

Lily & her mama

"Christina Websell" wrote in message
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I think I've told you all before that if he brings me some sort of edible
present he always places it on the rug in the kitchen right in front of my
kettle - he realises I will step on it when I go to make a cup of tea.
Yesterday it was a very small mowsie - the first prey he's brought me for
ages, but today, just now, I stepped on a half-eaten kebab complete with
part of its wooden skewer obviously from a neighbour's recent BBQ.

Gotta love him, he makes no attempt to eat these gifts himself and always
places them so I will step on them, thus ensuring they are found.
Which leads me to ask, is it possible that somehow he knows my sight is
iffy and in front of the kettle is the best place? Surely not.
He's a bright boy but surely not that clever, or is he?
Bless his little cotton socks - he obviously thinks I need hunting for and
if a mowsie did not suit maybe a kebab would.. ;-))
Tweed







--
Irulan
from the stars we come
to the stars we return
from now until the end of time.

Yes, he really does, Lydia. Took a few years, though
Tweed


"Irulan" wrote in message
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aw, he loves you

Lily & her mama

"Christina Websell" wrote:
"Christine BA" wrote in message He's a bright boy
but surely not that - he obviously thinks I need hunting for and
if a mowsie did not suit maybe a kebab would.. ;-))
Tweed


He's trying to cater to your tastes...

Yes. He does not eat people food at all, so he did not get it for himself.
He must know I love kebabs..

Oh, so when you said it was half-eaten, it wasn't by him. He probably
wanted to observe a hoomin actually eating it first, to verify that
it's palatable.

On Apr 24, 9:32*pm, Takayuki wrote:
"Christina Websell" wrote:
"Christine BA" wrote in message He's a bright boy
but surely not that - he obviously thinks I need hunting for and
if a mowsie did not suit maybe a kebab would.. ;-))
Tweed

He's trying to cater to your tastes... *

Yes. *He does not eat people food at all, so he did not get it for himself.
He must know I love kebabs..

Oh, so when you said it was half-eaten, it wasn't by him. *He probably
wanted to observe a hoomin actually eating it first, to verify that
it's palatable.

Unlike a mousie. It might not be to his taste but he _knows_ a mousie
is edible.

--
Will in New Haven

Christina Websell wrote:
I think I've told you all before that if he brings me some sort of edible
present he always places it on the rug in the kitchen right in front of my
kettle - he realises I will step on it when I go to make a cup of tea.
Yesterday it was a very small mowsie - the first prey he's brought me for
ages, but today, just now, I stepped on a half-eaten kebab complete with
part of its wooden skewer obviously from a neighbour's recent BBQ.

Gotta love him, he makes no attempt to eat these gifts himself and always
places them so I will step on them, thus ensuring they are found.
Which leads me to ask, is it possible that somehow he knows my sight is iffy
and in front of the kettle is the best place? Surely not.
He's a bright boy but surely not that clever, or is he?
Bless his little cotton socks - he obviously thinks I need hunting for and
if a mowsie did not suit maybe a kebab would.. ;-))
Tweed


Boyfriend brought you the kind of mowsie he knows that you'll like.
This is way too funny.

Pam S. and yes they do know