Iyam Smarter Nor Uncl Bill

But wut else iss noo.

Hee wuz makin da howlymonster eet da flor anna I wuz stayn outa da
weigh. Hee got diss box dat hee puts stuff in wen hee go way. He call
it a soup-case. He moft it wen hee wuz usin da howlymonster anna
putted it on its side by da dressur.

I know what DAT meen. He waz gonna go sumwer. I wuz noyed. Butted I
spend evury minut wen he wuz awake an inna rum seepin on dat soup-
case. It is furry cumfurtabl butted I wud YOOZHULLY onee rests and
seep on it part uv da time becuz der are furry nic chers and da
cuddly-
bed and effun da FLOOR is fluffy an sof. I onee gotted off itt to eet
an drink an do da udder stuff wen hee wass out. I also, ub cours, got
in da cuddly wen he was seepin. Our Meowmie did tell mee to tak car uv
himm, affur all.

Butted I stayed on da soup-case anna I mad sur I wooked reely-reely
KYUTE, so hee woun' wanna disturb mee. I slep wiff my adorable widdle
paw offur mynown nodze, Hee kennot resist dat. Hee spent part of
yesterday away but not a longlong trip like he wud tak wid da soup-
case. I haff wun anna Uncl Bill iss not unhappee bout it. It wuz for
hiss own gud, which iss basically too mak mee happee.

In uver nooze, Uncl Bill anna Bear wuz on der morning walk anna dey
saw a deer-lady com out frum between sum buildings. Sheee wuz
byootiful anna wooked at dem. Den Bear got two sited anna barked ann
da deer-lady ran back too da wudz, wiff her prettee wite tale up.

WooToo

Da deer-lady iss wuvly. Iyhaff seed her frum da windo. Butted shee iss
not ass prettee az mee.

WooToo ISS furry smart.

Sunrise, da PRITTY wun.

--

"If once a man indulges himself in Murder, very soon he comes
to think little of Robbing, and from Robbing he comes next to
Drinking and Sabbath-breaking, and from that to Incivility and
Procrastination." T. De Quincy (1785-1859) "Murder Considered As One
of the Fine Arts"

Dere iz tu derz dat kom in da grambyz yardz and we duzen like dem. Dey iz
wayz too bigbig. Dey just stanz and lookz aroun and den getz a drink from
da flourpotz dat iz dere, I suspekt dat gramby putz water in demselfs cauze
she knows dey drinkz dere. Willow who runs when she sees them.
"Will in New Haven" wrote in message
...


But wut else iss noo.

Hee wuz makin da howlymonster eet da flor anna I wuz stayn outa da
weigh. Hee got diss box dat hee puts stuff in wen hee go way. He call
it a soup-case. He moft it wen hee wuz usin da howlymonster anna
putted it on its side by da dressur.

I know what DAT meen. He waz gonna go sumwer. I wuz noyed. Butted I
spend evury minut wen he wuz awake an inna rum seepin on dat soup-
case. It is furry cumfurtabl butted I wud YOOZHULLY onee rests and
seep on it part uv da time becuz der are furry nic chers and da
cuddly-
bed and effun da FLOOR is fluffy an sof. I onee gotted off itt to eet
an drink an do da udder stuff wen hee wass out. I also, ub cours, got
in da cuddly wen he was seepin. Our Meowmie did tell mee to tak car uv
himm, affur all.

Butted I stayed on da soup-case anna I mad sur I wooked reely-reely
KYUTE, so hee woun' wanna disturb mee. I slep wiff my adorable widdle
paw offur mynown nodze, Hee kennot resist dat. Hee spent part of
yesterday away but not a longlong trip like he wud tak wid da soup-
case. I haff wun anna Uncl Bill iss not unhappee bout it. It wuz for
hiss own gud, which iss basically too mak mee happee.

In uver nooze, Uncl Bill anna Bear wuz on der morning walk anna dey
saw a deer-lady com out frum between sum buildings. Sheee wuz
byootiful anna wooked at dem. Den Bear got two sited anna barked ann
da deer-lady ran back too da wudz, wiff her prettee wite tale up.

WooToo

Da deer-lady iss wuvly. Iyhaff seed her frum da windo. Butted shee iss
not ass prettee az mee.

WooToo ISS furry smart.

Sunrise, da PRITTY wun.

--

"If once a man indulges himself in Murder, very soon he comes
to think little of Robbing, and from Robbing he comes next to
Drinking and Sabbath-breaking, and from that to Incivility and
Procrastination." T. De Quincy (1785-1859) "Murder Considered As One
of the Fine Arts"

On Dec 31, 5:50 pm, "Granby" wrote:
Dere iz tu derz dat kom in da grambyz yardz and we duzen like dem. Dey iz
wayz too bigbig. Dey just stanz and lookz aroun and den getz a drink from
da flourpotz dat iz dere, I suspekt dat gramby putz water in demselfs cauze
she knows dey drinkz dere. Willow who runs when she sees them.

I wurry bout da kitteez in da OUT wen I heer bout da bigbig deerz.
Uncl Bill sez dat dey eet gras anna stiks an fwowers. Butted hoo iss
too say dat dey don eet kittees wen no wun iss wooking?

Oh, Uncl Bill sayz dat dey don't effur eet no kitties.Well, I feelz
better butted I wud vize beein karful in nenny kase.

Dey is shor BIG enuff to eet kittees.

Maggie May

--

"If once a man indulges himself in Murder, very soon he comes
to think little of Robbing, and from Robbing he comes next to
Drinking and Sabbath-breaking, and from that to Incivility and
Procrastination." T. De Quincy (1785-1859) "Murder Considered As One
of the Fine Arts"



"Will in New Haven" wrote in ...



But wut else iss noo.

Hee wuz makin da howlymonster eet da flor anna I wuz stayn outa da
weigh. Hee got diss box dat hee puts stuff in wen hee go way. He call
it a soup-case. He moft it wen hee wuz usin da howlymonster anna
putted it on its side by da dressur.

I know what DAT meen. He waz gonna go sumwer. I wuz noyed. Butted I
spend evury minut wen he wuz awake an inna rum seepin on dat soup-
case. It is furry cumfurtabl butted I wud YOOZHULLY onee rests and
seep on it part uv da time becuz der are furry nic chers and da
cuddly-
bed and effun da FLOOR is fluffy an sof. I onee gotted off itt to eet
an drink an do da udder stuff wen hee wass out. I also, ub cours, got
in da cuddly wen he was seepin. Our Meowmie did tell mee to tak car uv
himm, affur all.

Butted I stayed on da soup-case anna I mad sur I wooked reely-reely
KYUTE, so hee woun' wanna disturb mee. I slep wiff my adorable widdle
paw offur mynown nodze, Hee kennot resist dat. Hee spent part of
yesterday away but not a longlong trip like he wud tak wid da soup-
case. I haff wun anna Uncl Bill iss not unhappee bout it. It wuz for
hiss own gud, which iss basically too mak mee happee.

In uver nooze, Uncl Bill anna Bear wuz on der morning walk anna dey
saw a deer-lady com out frum between sum buildings. Sheee wuz
byootiful anna wooked at dem. Den Bear got two sited anna barked ann
da deer-lady ran back too da wudz, wiff her prettee wite tale up.

WooToo

Da deer-lady iss wuvly. Iyhaff seed her frum da windo. Butted shee iss
not ass prettee az mee.

WooToo ISS furry smart.

Sunrise, da PRITTY wun.

--

"If once a man indulges himself in Murder, very soon he comes
to think little of Robbing, and from Robbing he comes next to
Drinking and Sabbath-breaking, and from that to Incivility and
Procrastination." T. De Quincy (1785-1859) "Murder Considered As One
of the Fine Arts"

I haf never herd of a deer eatink a kitten or a rabbit. Dey ken find more
fundz now dan de kud i da wild. Rest eazy fren you iz safe and so iz Bear
an Unkle Bill. Piglet knowing these things.
"Will in New Haven" wrote in message
...
On Dec 31, 5:50 pm, "Granby" wrote:
Dere iz tu derz dat kom in da grambyz yardz and we duzen like dem. Dey
iz
wayz too bigbig. Dey just stanz and lookz aroun and den getz a drink
from
da flourpotz dat iz dere, I suspekt dat gramby putz water in demselfs
cauze
she knows dey drinkz dere. Willow who runs when she sees them.

I wurry bout da kitteez in da OUT wen I heer bout da bigbig deerz.
Uncl Bill sez dat dey eet gras anna stiks an fwowers. Butted hoo iss
too say dat dey don eet kittees wen no wun iss wooking?

Oh, Uncl Bill sayz dat dey don't effur eet no kitties.Well, I feelz
better butted I wud vize beein karful in nenny kase.

Dey is shor BIG enuff to eet kittees.

Maggie May

--

"If once a man indulges himself in Murder, very soon he comes
to think little of Robbing, and from Robbing he comes next to
Drinking and Sabbath-breaking, and from that to Incivility and
Procrastination." T. De Quincy (1785-1859) "Murder Considered As One
of the Fine Arts"



"Will in New Haven" wrote in
...



But wut else iss noo.

Hee wuz makin da howlymonster eet da flor anna I wuz stayn outa da
weigh. Hee got diss box dat hee puts stuff in wen hee go way. He call
it a soup-case. He moft it wen hee wuz usin da howlymonster anna
putted it on its side by da dressur.

I know what DAT meen. He waz gonna go sumwer. I wuz noyed. Butted I
spend evury minut wen he wuz awake an inna rum seepin on dat soup-
case. It is furry cumfurtabl butted I wud YOOZHULLY onee rests and
seep on it part uv da time becuz der are furry nic chers and da
cuddly-
bed and effun da FLOOR is fluffy an sof. I onee gotted off itt to eet
an drink an do da udder stuff wen hee wass out. I also, ub cours, got
in da cuddly wen he was seepin. Our Meowmie did tell mee to tak car uv
himm, affur all.

Butted I stayed on da soup-case anna I mad sur I wooked reely-reely
KYUTE, so hee woun' wanna disturb mee. I slep wiff my adorable widdle
paw offur mynown nodze, Hee kennot resist dat. Hee spent part of
yesterday away but not a longlong trip like he wud tak wid da soup-
case. I haff wun anna Uncl Bill iss not unhappee bout it. It wuz for
hiss own gud, which iss basically too mak mee happee.

In uver nooze, Uncl Bill anna Bear wuz on der morning walk anna dey
saw a deer-lady com out frum between sum buildings. Sheee wuz
byootiful anna wooked at dem. Den Bear got two sited anna barked ann
da deer-lady ran back too da wudz, wiff her prettee wite tale up.

WooToo

Da deer-lady iss wuvly. Iyhaff seed her frum da windo. Butted shee iss
not ass prettee az mee.

WooToo ISS furry smart.

Sunrise, da PRITTY wun.

--

"If once a man indulges himself in Murder, very soon he comes
to think little of Robbing, and from Robbing he comes next to
Drinking and Sabbath-breaking, and from that to Incivility and
Procrastination." T. De Quincy (1785-1859) "Murder Considered As One
of the Fine Arts"

On Dec 31, 6:45 pm, "Granby" wrote:
I haf never herd of a deer eatink a kitten or a rabbit. Dey ken find more
fundz now dan de kud i da wild. Rest eazy fren you iz safe and so iz Bear
an Unkle Bill. Piglet knowing these things.

Bear fink da deer-lady iss a bigbig roste beef on wegs. Hee wuz not
fraid, he wuz hungree. Hee finks dat Uncl Bill shud shoot da deer-lady
butted he won do dat. Hee sez dat hee doo hiss huntin inda
refriginator deez dayz.


Maggy May

--

"In one of the great tragedies of publishing, it was not a limited
enough edition and so I have read it." - James Nicoll




"Will in New Haven" wrote in ...

On Dec 31, 5:50 pm, "Granby" wrote:
Dere iz tu derz dat kom in da grambyz yardz and we duzen like dem. Dey
iz
wayz too bigbig. Dey just stanz and lookz aroun and den getz a drink
from
da flourpotz dat iz dere, I suspekt dat gramby putz water in demselfs
cauze
she knows dey drinkz dere. Willow who runs when she sees them.

I wurry bout da kitteez in da OUT wen I heer bout da bigbig deerz.
Uncl Bill sez dat dey eet gras anna stiks an fwowers. Butted hoo iss
too say dat dey don eet kittees wen no wun iss wooking?

Oh, Uncl Bill sayz dat dey don't effur eet no kitties.Well, I feelz
better butted I wud vize beein karful in nenny kase.

Dey is shor BIG enuff to eet kittees.

Maggie May

--

"If once a man indulges himself in Murder, very soon he comes
to think little of Robbing, and from Robbing he comes next to
Drinking and Sabbath-breaking, and from that to Incivility and
Procrastination." T. De Quincy (1785-1859) "Murder Considered As One
of the Fine Arts"

"Will in New Haven" wrote in
...

But wut else iss noo.

Hee wuz makin da howlymonster eet da flor anna I wuz stayn outa da
weigh. Hee got diss box dat hee puts stuff in wen hee go way. He call
it a soup-case. He moft it wen hee wuz usin da howlymonster anna
putted it on its side by da dressur.

I know what DAT meen. He waz gonna go sumwer. I wuz noyed. Butted I
spend evury minut wen he wuz awake an inna rum seepin on dat soup-
case. It is furry cumfurtabl butted I wud YOOZHULLY onee rests and
seep on it part uv da time becuz der are furry nic chers and da
cuddly-
bed and effun da FLOOR is fluffy an sof. I onee gotted off itt to eet
an drink an do da udder stuff wen hee wass out. I also, ub cours, got
in da cuddly wen he was seepin. Our Meowmie did tell mee to tak car uv
himm, affur all.

Butted I stayed on da soup-case anna I mad sur I wooked reely-reely
KYUTE, so hee woun' wanna disturb mee. I slep wiff my adorable widdle
paw offur mynown nodze, Hee kennot resist dat. Hee spent part of
yesterday away but not a longlong trip like he wud tak wid da soup-
case. I haff wun anna Uncl Bill iss not unhappee bout it. It wuz for
hiss own gud, which iss basically too mak mee happee.

In uver nooze, Uncl Bill anna Bear wuz on der morning walk anna dey
saw a deer-lady com out frum between sum buildings. Sheee wuz
byootiful anna wooked at dem. Den Bear got two sited anna barked ann
da deer-lady ran back too da wudz, wiff her prettee wite tale up.

WooToo

Da deer-lady iss wuvly. Iyhaff seed her frum da windo. Butted shee iss
not ass prettee az mee.

WooToo ISS furry smart.

Sunrise, da PRITTY wun.

--

"If once a man indulges himself in Murder, very soon he comes
to think little of Robbing, and from Robbing he comes next to
Drinking and Sabbath-breaking, and from that to Incivility and
Procrastination." T. De Quincy (1785-1859) "Murder Considered As One
of the Fine Arts"

Ov cawze yur smarter dan a hooman, my deer - you iz a cat!

You did gudgud werk in prefentink him frum 'bandinink you!


On Mon, 31 Dec 2007 14:26:22 -0800 (PST), Will in New Haven's nimble,
little paws typed:

But wut else iss noo.

Hee wuz makin da howlymonster eet da flor anna I wuz stayn outa da
weigh. Hee got diss box dat hee puts stuff in wen hee go way. He call
it a soup-case. He moft it wen hee wuz usin da howlymonster anna
putted it on its side by da dressur.

I know what DAT meen. He waz gonna go sumwer. I wuz noyed. Butted I
spend evury minut wen he wuz awake an inna rum seepin on dat soup-
case. It is furry cumfurtabl butted I wud YOOZHULLY onee rests and
seep on it part uv da time becuz der are furry nic chers and da
cuddly-
bed and effun da FLOOR is fluffy an sof. I onee gotted off itt to eet
an drink an do da udder stuff wen hee wass out. I also, ub cours, got
in da cuddly wen he was seepin. Our Meowmie did tell mee to tak car uv
himm, affur all.

Butted I stayed on da soup-case anna I mad sur I wooked reely-reely
KYUTE, so hee woun' wanna disturb mee. I slep wiff my adorable widdle
paw offur mynown nodze, Hee kennot resist dat. Hee spent part of
yesterday away but not a longlong trip like he wud tak wid da soup-
case. I haff wun anna Uncl Bill iss not unhappee bout it. It wuz for
hiss own gud, which iss basically too mak mee happee.

In uver nooze, Uncl Bill anna Bear wuz on der morning walk anna dey
saw a deer-lady com out frum between sum buildings. Sheee wuz
byootiful anna wooked at dem. Den Bear got two sited anna barked ann
da deer-lady ran back too da wudz, wiff her prettee wite tale up.

WooToo

Da deer-lady iss wuvly. Iyhaff seed her frum da windo. Butted shee iss
not ass prettee az mee.

WooToo ISS furry smart.

Sunrise, da PRITTY wun.


--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

“I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by
little, the cats become its visible soul.�
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

12/31/2007 10:41:01 PM

when i seeza trafel boxez i howlz, Tiger
Will in New Haven wrote in message
...


But wut else iss noo.

Hee wuz makin da howlymonster eet da flor anna I wuz stayn outa da
weigh. Hee got diss box dat hee puts stuff in wen hee go way. He call
it a soup-case. He moft it wen hee wuz usin da howlymonster anna
putted it on its side by da dressur.

I know what DAT meen. He waz gonna go sumwer. I wuz noyed. Butted I
spend evury minut wen he wuz awake an inna rum seepin on dat soup-
case. It is furry cumfurtabl butted I wud YOOZHULLY onee rests and
seep on it part uv da time becuz der are furry nic chers and da
cuddly-
bed and effun da FLOOR is fluffy an sof. I onee gotted off itt to eet
an drink an do da udder stuff wen hee wass out. I also, ub cours, got
in da cuddly wen he was seepin. Our Meowmie did tell mee to tak car uv
himm, affur all.

Butted I stayed on da soup-case anna I mad sur I wooked reely-reely
KYUTE, so hee woun' wanna disturb mee. I slep wiff my adorable widdle
paw offur mynown nodze, Hee kennot resist dat. Hee spent part of
yesterday away but not a longlong trip like he wud tak wid da soup-
case. I haff wun anna Uncl Bill iss not unhappee bout it. It wuz for
hiss own gud, which iss basically too mak mee happee.

In uver nooze, Uncl Bill anna Bear wuz on der morning walk anna dey
saw a deer-lady com out frum between sum buildings. Sheee wuz
byootiful anna wooked at dem. Den Bear got two sited anna barked ann
da deer-lady ran back too da wudz, wiff her prettee wite tale up.

WooToo

Da deer-lady iss wuvly. Iyhaff seed her frum da windo. Butted shee iss
not ass prettee az mee.

WooToo ISS furry smart.

Sunrise, da PRITTY wun.

--

"If once a man indulges himself in Murder, very soon he comes
to think little of Robbing, and from Robbing he comes next to
Drinking and Sabbath-breaking, and from that to Incivility and
Procrastination." T. De Quincy (1785-1859) "Murder Considered As One
of the Fine Arts"