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Old September 22nd 03, 01:40 AM
Arlene Knop
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I hav nefur made theze prepurrayshuns befur, but I wud be honored to
help. Anything speshul to use to cover thuh mirrorz and iz ther anyfing
to say as thuh guests are greeted?

Gretchen Marie, getting into thuh teleporter wif extra plates fur bagelz
and stuff

ChildFree23 wrote:

Meow, this is Kitty Schottland DOC, Chief Tortie In Residence. Meow has
decided to sit Shiva for Spook (RB). Meow needs some volunteer kitties to
teleport over to Auntie Kami's compartment to get the place ready. Cover
all the mirrors (except in the bathroom), arrange for bagels & lox to be
sent over, and receive visitors at the door.

Kitty Schottland DOC
Chief Tortie In Residence

We'll come!

Capt. Midnight DOC & Lilith Kitten

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Old September 22nd 03, 02:45 AM
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We iz goyish kittiez but we wood lyke tu help if dat's OK. We haz heerd dat it
iz kustomery tu serve round fuds so we will bring sum hard-boild aigs fur da
hoomins an sum fishykakes fur da kittiez.

Spike & Stormy, missing dere fren Spook

Arlene Knop wrote:

I hav nefur made theze prepurrayshuns befur, but I wud be honored to
help. Anything speshul to use to cover thuh mirrorz and iz ther anyfing
to say as thuh guests are greeted?

Gretchen Marie, getting into thuh teleporter wif extra plates fur bagelz
and stuff

ChildFree23 wrote:

Meow, this is Kitty Schottland DOC, Chief Tortie In Residence. Meow has
decided to sit Shiva for Spook (RB). Meow needs some volunteer kitties to
teleport over to Auntie Kami's compartment to get the place ready. Cover
all the mirrors (except in the bathroom), arrange for bagels & lox to be
sent over, and receive visitors at the door.

Kitty Schottland DOC
Chief Tortie In Residence

We'll come!

Capt. Midnight DOC & Lilith Kitten

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Old September 23rd 03, 01:44 AM
ChildFree23
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We iz goyish kittiez but we wood lyke tu help if dat's OK. We haz heerd
dat it
iz kustomery tu serve round fuds so we will bring sum hard-boild aigs fur

da
hoomins an sum fishykakes fur da kittiez.


Fangu, Spike and Stormy. Meow is sure Auntie Kami will be furry happy
you're coming.

Kitty Schottland DOC
Chief Tortie In Residence


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Old September 22nd 03, 03:38 PM
Stinky
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Heerz sum No-va locks ana toona-fishie spreed fur dem gold-fishy crackerz.
I iz wearin me mourning jacket ana vail.

P.C.


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Old September 22nd 03, 03:52 PM
KS
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Heerz sum No-va locks ana toona-fishie spreed fur dem gold-fishy crackerz.
I iz wearin me mourning jacket ana vail.

P.C.


Thanks P.C.

Antie Kami



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Old September 25th 03, 06:46 PM
JGW
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[Miranda-banda bursts in through the teleporter, carrying a HYOOJ tray
of fud, followed by the rest of the JMCC cats, bunnies, guinea pigs,
and fishies (da fishies is arriving in a bigbig water bubble)]

ANTIE KAMI!!!! We'ze heer, we'ze heer.

Omigudniss, yoo look awful. Dis is terrible. Heer, sit down. Yoo
look so skinny. Wy haven't yoo bin eeting? Yoo hafta eet. Look at
her, yoo guys, duzn't she look awful?? She'z not eeting. Heer have
some toona. Wut do yoo like? Yoo want a bagel? Gud, eet a bagel.
Nonononon I wont take no for an answer. EET.

Oy, somecat come heer an gimme a paw. She'z gonna fade away. Lookit
da circles under her eyes. Now Anti Kami yoo hafta try remember da
gud times. Fink of da gud times.

Heer, heer's a pillow. Leen back on dis. Can somecat help me hold
her down? She'z gonna float off dis sofa. Heer, I'll take da left
leg, somecat take da rite an maybe someother cats cud sit on her arms
an cud somecat wraps herself around Aunti Kami's neck an purr?

Miranda-banda, swinging into Shivah mode


Heerz sum No-va locks ana toona-fishie spreed fur dem gold-fishy crackerz.
I iz wearin me mourning jacket ana vail.

P.C.


Thanks P.C.

Antie Kami


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Old September 25th 03, 06:56 PM
KS
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[Miranda-banda bursts in through the teleporter, carrying a HYOOJ tray
of fud, followed by the rest of the JMCC cats, bunnies, guinea pigs,
and fishies (da fishies is arriving in a bigbig water bubble)]

ANTIE KAMI!!!! We'ze heer, we'ze heer.

Omigudniss, yoo look awful. Dis is terrible. Heer, sit down. Yoo
look so skinny. Wy haven't yoo bin eeting? Yoo hafta eet. Look at
her, yoo guys, duzn't she look awful?? She'z not eeting. Heer have
some toona. Wut do yoo like? Yoo want a bagel? Gud, eet a bagel.
Nonononon I wont take no for an answer. EET.

Oy, somecat come heer an gimme a paw. She'z gonna fade away. Lookit
da circles under her eyes. Now Anti Kami yoo hafta try remember da
gud times. Fink of da gud times.

Heer, heer's a pillow. Leen back on dis. Can somecat help me hold
her down? She'z gonna float off dis sofa. Heer, I'll take da left
leg, somecat take da rite an maybe someother cats cud sit on her arms
an cud somecat wraps herself around Aunti Kami's neck an purr?

Miranda-banda, swinging into Shivah mode


Thank you Miranda, and all the JMCC residents. You don't have to hold me down.
I miss having kitties on me, so help yourself. I'll even have the bagel, but
you have the tuna.

Antie Kami



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Old September 25th 03, 07:02 PM
JGW
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On Thu, 25 Sep 2003 17:56:45 GMT, KS
wrote:

[Miranda-banda bursts in through the teleporter, carrying a HYOOJ tray
of fud, followed by the rest of the JMCC cats, bunnies, guinea pigs,
and fishies (da fishies is arriving in a bigbig water bubble)]

ANTIE KAMI!!!! We'ze heer, we'ze heer.

Omigudniss, yoo look awful. Dis is terrible. Heer, sit down. Yoo
look so skinny. Wy haven't yoo bin eeting? Yoo hafta eet. Look at
her, yoo guys, duzn't she look awful?? She'z not eeting. Heer have
some toona. Wut do yoo like? Yoo want a bagel? Gud, eet a bagel.
Nonononon I wont take no for an answer. EET.

Oy, somecat come heer an gimme a paw. She'z gonna fade away. Lookit
da circles under her eyes. Now Anti Kami yoo hafta try remember da
gud times. Fink of da gud times.

Heer, heer's a pillow. Leen back on dis. Can somecat help me hold
her down? She'z gonna float off dis sofa. Heer, I'll take da left
leg, somecat take da rite an maybe someother cats cud sit on her arms
an cud somecat wraps herself around Aunti Kami's neck an purr?

Miranda-banda, swinging into Shivah mode


Thank you Miranda, and all the JMCC residents. You don't have to hold me down.
I miss having kitties on me, so help yourself. I'll even have the bagel, but
you have the tuna.

Antie Kami


SHHHH. Nonono. Yer sposed to say, "Oh I cudn't possibly." An then
we say "But yoo h ave to. Pleeze. For mee." Then yoo say, "No reely
I can't." Then we say, "Try. Yoo hafta try." Then yoo say, "well
all rite. I'll try. One liddle bite."

Yoo haven't done dis much, have yoo. It's okay, don't worry. We'll
help.

Banda, leefing throo the book to see wut comes next

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Old September 28th 03, 09:16 PM
Da Koster Katz
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JGW wrote:

Heer, heer's a pillow. Leen back on dis. Can somecat help me hold
her down? She'z gonna float off dis sofa. Heer, I'll take da left
leg, somecat take da rite an maybe someother cats cud sit on her arms
an cud somecat wraps herself around Aunti Kami's neck an purr?

Miranda-banda, swinging into Shivah mode



I ken do thuh neck dootee. Meowmie sez I melt like a pat uf buttur wen
I want tu drape on fings.

Cinni, heading for Anti Kami's shoulders

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Old September 28th 03, 10:26 PM
KS
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Da Koster Katz wrote:

I ken do thuh neck dootee. Meowmie sez I melt like a pat uf buttur wen
I want tu drape on fings.

Cinni, heading for Anti Kami's shoulders


Antie Kami melts along with Cinni.



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