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#41
September 25th 03, 07:18 PM
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[Miranda-banda bursts in through the teleporter, carrying a HYOOJ tray
of fud, followed by the rest of the JMCC cats, bunnies, guinea pigs, and fishies (da fishies is arriving in a bigbig water bubble)] ANTIE KAMI!!!! We'ze heer, we'ze heer. Omigudniss, yoo look awful. Dis is terrible. Heer, sit down. Yoo look so skinny. Wy haven't yoo bin eeting? Yoo hafta eet. Look at her, yoo guys, duzn't she look awful?? She'z not eeting. Heer have some toona. Wut do yoo like? Yoo want a bagel? Gud, eet a bagel. Nonononon I wont take no for an answer. EET. Oy, somecat come heer an gimme a paw. She'z gonna fade away. Lookit da circles under her eyes. Now Anti Kami yoo hafta try remember da gud times. Fink of da gud times. Heer, heer's a pillow. Leen back on dis. Can somecat help me hold her down? She'z gonna float off dis sofa. Heer, I'll take da left leg, somecat take da rite an maybe someother cats cud sit on her arms an cud somecat wraps herself around Aunti Kami's neck an purr? Miranda-banda, swinging into Shivah mode Thank you Miranda, and all the JMCC residents. You don't have to hold me down. I miss having kitties on me, so help yourself. I'll even have the bagel, but you have the tuna. Antie Kami SHHHH. Nonono. Yer sposed to say, "Oh I cudn't possibly." An then we say "But yoo h ave to. Pleeze. For mee." Then yoo say, "No reely I can't." Then we say, "Try. Yoo hafta try." Then yoo say, "well all rite. I'll try. One liddle bite." Yoo haven't done dis much, have yoo. It's okay, don't worry. We'll help. Banda, leefing throo the book to see wut comes next I'm not thinking too clearly these days, sweetie, and I miss the touch of cats on me. As for the bagel.... No, I'm not hungry. I couldn't possibly eat. Antie Kami -- email: furpods at mindspring dot com 
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#42
September 25th 03, 07:20 PM
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Thank you Miranda, and all the JMCC residents. You don't have to hold me down.
I miss having kitties on me, so help yourself. I'll even have the bagel, but you have the tuna. Antie Kami SHHHH. Nonono. Yer sposed to say, "Oh I cudn't possibly." An then we say "But yoo h ave to. Pleeze. For mee." Then yoo say, "No reely I can't." Then we say, "Try. Yoo hafta try." Then yoo say, "well all rite. I'll try. One liddle bite." Yoo haven't done dis much, have yoo. It's okay, don't worry. We'll help. Banda, leefing throo the book to see wut comes next I'm not thinking too clearly these days, sweetie, Dat's okay, Anti Kami, we no dat. and I miss the touch of cats on me. We no dat too. Don't worry about dat. We got dat cofured. As for the bagel.... No, I'm not hungry. I couldn't possibly eat. Antie Kami Dat's it. Now yoo got it. Okay heer goez. But yoo have too. Pleeze. For mee. Banda, shoving a peece of a cinnamon bagel in da auntie's face
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#43
September 25th 03, 07:20 PM
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On Thu, 25 Sep 2003 17:59:45 GMT, KS
wrote: OK. I hav covered all thuh mirrorz. Meowmie had sum eggztra linenz in thuh kloset that I brot. Anti Kami, kin I help wif anyfing in thuh houze? I can dust wif my tayl and moov furnichure if itz not too hevvy. I brot sum makarony and cheez to heet up in thuh mikrowave. Don't yew get up and down and run all thuh tyme. Us kitteez will do anyfing yew want. Gretchen Marie, SOC, Justicat, TCC, PCC, also waring strypes Oooo, Gretchen Marie yoo got da Shivah fing just rite. Yer GUDGUD. How yoo bin? It's gud to see yoo. Banda, businly kneading in Aunti Kami's lap She sure does have it right. And thank you, MIranda. Spook was the only cat here who'd sit on my lap, and kneed. Even on my bare legs, I miss it. So you do it as long as you'd like to. Antie Kami Oh okay, shore. Do yoo want to change into shorts first? Banda, missing the point
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#44
September 25th 03, 07:29 PM
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Thank you Miranda, and all the JMCC residents. You don't have to hold me down. I miss having kitties on me, so help yourself. I'll even have the bagel, but you have the tuna. Antie Kami SHHHH. Nonono. Yer sposed to say, "Oh I cudn't possibly." An then we say "But yoo h ave to. Pleeze. For mee." Then yoo say, "No reely I can't." Then we say, "Try. Yoo hafta try." Then yoo say, "well all rite. I'll try. One liddle bite." Yoo haven't done dis much, have yoo. It's okay, don't worry. We'll help. Banda, leefing throo the book to see wut comes next I'm not thinking too clearly these days, sweetie, Dat's okay, Anti Kami, we no dat. and I miss the touch of cats on me. We no dat too. Don't worry about dat. We got dat cofured. As for the bagel.... No, I'm not hungry. I couldn't possibly eat. Antie Kami Dat's it. Now yoo got it. Okay heer goez. But yoo have too. Pleeze. For mee. Banda, shoving a peece of a cinnamon bagel in da auntie's face No, no, really. I can't. I can't eat. Antie Kami -- email: furpods at mindspring dot com
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#45
September 25th 03, 07:31 PM
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Oooo, Gretchen Marie yoo got da Shivah fing just rite. Yer GUDGUD.
How yoo bin? It's gud to see yoo. Banda, businly kneading in Aunti Kami's lap She sure does have it right. And thank you, MIranda. Spook was the only cat here who'd sit on my lap, and kneed. Even on my bare legs, I miss it. So you do it as long as you'd like to. Antie Kami Oh okay, shore. Do yoo want to change into shorts first? Banda, missing the point Uh, that's okay. I'm sure you'll do fine. Antie Kami, hugging the beautiful black cat -- email: furpods at mindspring dot com
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#46
September 25th 03, 08:22 PM
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On Thu, 25 Sep 2003 18:31:06 GMT, KS
wrote: Oooo, Gretchen Marie yoo got da Shivah fing just rite. Yer GUDGUD. How yoo bin? It's gud to see yoo. Banda, businly kneading in Aunti Kami's lap She sure does have it right. And thank you, MIranda. Spook was the only cat here who'd sit on my lap, and kneed. Even on my bare legs, I miss it. So you do it as long as you'd like to. Antie Kami Oh okay, shore. Do yoo want to change into shorts first? Banda, missing the point Uh, that's okay. I'm sure you'll do fine. Antie Kami, hugging the beautiful black cat Az yoo wish. knead knead knead knead purrpurrpurrpurrpurrpurrpurr knead knead knead knead purrpurrpurrpurrpurrpurrpurr knead knead knead knead purrpurrpurrpurrpurrpurrpurr knead knead knead knead purrpurrpurrpurrpurrpurrpurr knead knead knead knead purrpurrpurrpurrpurrpurrpurr Banda
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#47
September 25th 03, 08:22 PM
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Thank you Miranda, and all the JMCC residents. You don't have to hold me down. I miss having kitties on me, so help yourself. I'll even have the bagel, but you have the tuna. Antie Kami SHHHH. Nonono. Yer sposed to say, "Oh I cudn't possibly." An then we say "But yoo h ave to. Pleeze. For mee." Then yoo say, "No reely I can't." Then we say, "Try. Yoo hafta try." Then yoo say, "well all rite. I'll try. One liddle bite." Yoo haven't done dis much, have yoo. It's okay, don't worry. We'll help. Banda, leefing throo the book to see wut comes next I'm not thinking too clearly these days, sweetie, Dat's okay, Anti Kami, we no dat. and I miss the touch of cats on me. We no dat too. Don't worry about dat. We got dat cofured. As for the bagel.... No, I'm not hungry. I couldn't possibly eat. Antie Kami Dat's it. Now yoo got it. Okay heer goez. But yoo have too. Pleeze. For mee. Banda, shoving a peece of a cinnamon bagel in da auntie's face No, no, really. I can't. I can't eat. Antie Kami Tryy. Yoo hafta try. Banda, hooking a claw between thuh aunti's teefs an trying to pry them open
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#48
September 25th 03, 11:34 PM
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Thank you Miranda, and all the JMCC residents. You don't have to hold me down. I miss having kitties on me, so help yourself. I'll even have the bagel, but you have the tuna. Antie Kami SHHHH. Nonono. Yer sposed to say, "Oh I cudn't possibly." An then we say "But yoo h ave to. Pleeze. For mee." Then yoo say, "No reely I can't." Then we say, "Try. Yoo hafta try." Then yoo say, "well all rite. I'll try. One liddle bite." Yoo haven't done dis much, have yoo. It's okay, don't worry. We'll help. Banda, leefing throo the book to see wut comes next I'm not thinking too clearly these days, sweetie, Dat's okay, Anti Kami, we no dat. and I miss the touch of cats on me. We no dat too. Don't worry about dat. We got dat cofured. As for the bagel.... No, I'm not hungry. I couldn't possibly eat. Antie Kami Dat's it. Now yoo got it. Okay heer goez. But yoo have too. Pleeze. For mee. Banda, shoving a peece of a cinnamon bagel in da auntie's face No, no, really. I can't. I can't eat. Antie Kami Tryy. Yoo hafta try. Banda, hooking a claw between thuh aunti's teefs an trying to pry them open Okay, Miranda, I'll have a bite. One little bite. Okay? Antie Kami -- email: furpods at mindspring dot com
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#49
September 25th 03, 11:35 PM
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Banda, businly kneading in Aunti Kami's lap
She sure does have it right. And thank you, MIranda. Spook was the only cat here who'd sit on my lap, and kneed. Even on my bare legs, I miss it. So you do it as long as you'd like to. Antie Kami Oh okay, shore. Do yoo want to change into shorts first? Banda, missing the point Uh, that's okay. I'm sure you'll do fine. Antie Kami, hugging the beautiful black cat Az yoo wish. knead knead knead knead purrpurrpurrpurrpurrpurrpurr knead knead knead knead purrpurrpurrpurrpurrpurrpurr knead knead knead knead purrpurrpurrpurrpurrpurrpurr knead knead knead knead purrpurrpurrpurrpurrpurrpurr knead knead knead knead purrpurrpurrpurrpurrpurrpurr Banda Antie K puts her arms around the black cat and kisses and smurrgles her. -- email: furpods at mindspring dot com
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#50
September 25th 03, 11:52 PM
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Thank you Miranda, and all the JMCC residents. You don't have to hold me down. I miss having kitties on me, so help yourself. I'll even have the bagel, but you have the tuna. Antie Kami SHHHH. Nonono. Yer sposed to say, "Oh I cudn't possibly." An then we say "But yoo h ave to. Pleeze. For mee." Then yoo say, "No reely I can't." Then we say, "Try. Yoo hafta try." Then yoo say, "well all rite. I'll try. One liddle bite." Yoo haven't done dis much, have yoo. It's okay, don't worry. We'll help. Banda, leefing throo the book to see wut comes next I'm not thinking too clearly these days, sweetie, Dat's okay, Anti Kami, we no dat. and I miss the touch of cats on me. We no dat too. Don't worry about dat. We got dat cofured. As for the bagel.... No, I'm not hungry. I couldn't possibly eat. Antie Kami Dat's it. Now yoo got it. Okay heer goez. But yoo have too. Pleeze. For mee. Banda, shoving a peece of a cinnamon bagel in da auntie's face No, no, really. I can't. I can't eat. Antie Kami Tryy. Yoo hafta try. Banda, hooking a claw between thuh aunti's teefs an trying to pry them open Okay, Miranda, I'll have a bite. One little bite. Okay? Antie Kami Okay. Dat's a gudgud Auntie. Banda
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