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Da nurf of dem alz
Diz iz da cats frum grambyz houze anna we iz all mad rite nowz. Cee when
her kamed home frum work diz day sum manhomanz asked if dey kud borrow da doggie kage dat iz in da out. Der waza Mom doggie nd four bitties dat kept going in da streetZ anna ofver by da faktorie. Well dat wuz fine, dat mom dog broke out of da fenze and taked da bitties wiff herself. Dat iz da gud part now her iz da bad. Not onlee did gramby take dem sum wadder IN OUROWN DIsh. Her taked two, not one but TWO kanz of gushy fudz out and fed dem dogggies. We duent effen git two kanz at da same timez. Rosco bedder git better quick we may hat6a file anofther komplaint. Human note. I kid you not they followed me to the door when I took the canned food out to feed and water the animals. It was 96 and they were hot and thirsty. When I went to the door with the food there was almost no place to walk for cats. Then I looked up at the kitchen window could tell there were four cats looking out at what I was doing. when I cam back in, it was an hour before any of them came near me. |
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Da nurf of dem alz
"Gramby" wrote in message ... Diz iz da cats frum grambyz houze anna we iz all mad rite nowz. Cee when her kamed home frum work diz day sum manhomanz asked if dey kud borrow da doggie kage dat iz in da out. Der waza Mom doggie nd four bitties dat kept going in da streetZ anna ofver by da faktorie. Well dat wuz fine, dat mom dog broke out of da fenze and taked da bitties wiff herself. Dat iz da gud part now her iz da bad. Not onlee did gramby take dem sum wadder IN OUROWN DIsh. Her taked two, not one but TWO kanz of gushy fudz out and fed dem dogggies. We duent effen git two kanz at da same timez. Rosco bedder git better quick we may hat6a file anofther komplaint. Human note. I kid you not they followed me to the door when I took the canned food out to feed and water the animals. It was 96 and they were hot and thirsty. When I went to the door with the food there was almost no place to walk for cats. Then I looked up at the kitchen window could tell there were four cats looking out at what I was doing. when I cam back in, it was an hour before any of them came near me. dat wus bery hoomaniterryeean ob hur. izzit yur tirn tu be kayturt tu neow? cutie |
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Da nurf of dem alz
hhhmmmm as sun az rosco getz betterer, i thinkz himz needsa infestigate anna
we needsa putsa gramby on trialz, she iz gettin alotsa chargez aginzt hersef, dumpin kittez offa cowlde box, now sharein fudz wif of all thingz, doggiez, diz iz juzt not 'ceptablez, OEJ "Gramby" wrote in message ... Diz iz da cats frum grambyz houze anna we iz all mad rite nowz. Cee when her kamed home frum work diz day sum manhomanz asked if dey kud borrow da doggie kage dat iz in da out. Der waza Mom doggie nd four bitties dat kept going in da streetZ anna ofver by da faktorie. Well dat wuz fine, dat mom dog broke out of da fenze and taked da bitties wiff herself. Dat iz da gud part now her iz da bad. Not onlee did gramby take dem sum wadder IN OUROWN DIsh. Her taked two, not one but TWO kanz of gushy fudz out and fed dem dogggies. We duent effen git two kanz at da same timez. Rosco bedder git better quick we may hat6a file anofther komplaint. Human note. I kid you not they followed me to the door when I took the canned food out to feed and water the animals. It was 96 and they were hot and thirsty. When I went to the door with the food there was almost no place to walk for cats. Then I looked up at the kitchen window could tell there were four cats looking out at what I was doing. when I cam back in, it was an hour before any of them came near me. |
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Da nurf of dem alz
In da meen timez, kan I be uv assistintz?
Sundance, Deputy Chief Inspektagator "Storrmmee" wrote in message ... hhhmmmm as sun az rosco getz betterer, i thinkz himz needsa infestigate anna we needsa putsa gramby on trialz, she iz gettin alotsa chargez aginzt hersef, dumpin kittez offa cowlde box, now sharein fudz wif of all thingz, doggiez, diz iz juzt not 'ceptablez, OEJ "Gramby" wrote in message ... Diz iz da cats frum grambyz houze anna we iz all mad rite nowz. Cee when her kamed home frum work diz day sum manhomanz asked if dey kud borrow da doggie kage dat iz in da out. Der waza Mom doggie nd four bitties dat kept going in da streetZ anna ofver by da faktorie. Well dat wuz fine, dat mom dog broke out of da fenze and taked da bitties wiff herself. Dat iz da gud part now her iz da bad. Not onlee did gramby take dem sum wadder IN OUROWN DIsh. Her taked two, not one but TWO kanz of gushy fudz out and fed dem dogggies. We duent effen git two kanz at da same timez. Rosco bedder git better quick we may hat6a file anofther komplaint. Human note. I kid you not they followed me to the door when I took the canned food out to feed and water the animals. It was 96 and they were hot and thirsty. When I went to the door with the food there was almost no place to walk for cats. Then I looked up at the kitchen window could tell there were four cats looking out at what I was doing. when I cam back in, it was an hour before any of them came near me. |
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Da nurf of dem alz
datz rite!!! ursf can takesa statemintz getsa papuwurk in order anna soon
aza rosco iz bak him can serfz da paperz onna gramby so we kan put hersef onna trialz... hersef iz beree lukee dat da mizz violette izunt here... she mitagetted da deaf pentality fur feeding doggiez ifin mizz biolette waza justicte, OEJ "Sundance" wrote in message ... In da meen timez, kan I be uv assistintz? Sundance, Deputy Chief Inspektagator "Storrmmee" wrote in message ... hhhmmmm as sun az rosco getz betterer, i thinkz himz needsa infestigate anna we needsa putsa gramby on trialz, she iz gettin alotsa chargez aginzt hersef, dumpin kittez offa cowlde box, now sharein fudz wif of all thingz, doggiez, diz iz juzt not 'ceptablez, OEJ "Gramby" wrote in message ... Diz iz da cats frum grambyz houze anna we iz all mad rite nowz. Cee when her kamed home frum work diz day sum manhomanz asked if dey kud borrow da doggie kage dat iz in da out. Der waza Mom doggie nd four bitties dat kept going in da streetZ anna ofver by da faktorie. Well dat wuz fine, dat mom dog broke out of da fenze and taked da bitties wiff herself. Dat iz da gud part now her iz da bad. Not onlee did gramby take dem sum wadder IN OUROWN DIsh. Her taked two, not one but TWO kanz of gushy fudz out and fed dem dogggies. We duent effen git two kanz at da same timez. Rosco bedder git better quick we may hat6a file anofther komplaint. Human note. I kid you not they followed me to the door when I took the canned food out to feed and water the animals. It was 96 and they were hot and thirsty. When I went to the door with the food there was almost no place to walk for cats. Then I looked up at the kitchen window could tell there were four cats looking out at what I was doing. when I cam back in, it was an hour before any of them came near me. |
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Da nurf of dem alz
Gramby reads this and wonders, is there a lawyer cat in the house.
"Storrmmee" wrote in message ... datz rite!!! ursf can takesa statemintz getsa papuwurk in order anna soon aza rosco iz bak him can serfz da paperz onna gramby so we kan put hersef onna trialz... hersef iz beree lukee dat da mizz violette izunt here... she mitagetted da deaf pentality fur feeding doggiez ifin mizz biolette waza justicte, OEJ "Sundance" wrote in message ... In da meen timez, kan I be uv assistintz? Sundance, Deputy Chief Inspektagator "Storrmmee" wrote in message ... hhhmmmm as sun az rosco getz betterer, i thinkz himz needsa infestigate anna we needsa putsa gramby on trialz, she iz gettin alotsa chargez aginzt hersef, dumpin kittez offa cowlde box, now sharein fudz wif of all thingz, doggiez, diz iz juzt not 'ceptablez, OEJ "Gramby" wrote in message ... Diz iz da cats frum grambyz houze anna we iz all mad rite nowz. Cee when her kamed home frum work diz day sum manhomanz asked if dey kud borrow da doggie kage dat iz in da out. Der waza Mom doggie nd four bitties dat kept going in da streetZ anna ofver by da faktorie. Well dat wuz fine, dat mom dog broke out of da fenze and taked da bitties wiff herself. Dat iz da gud part now her iz da bad. Not onlee did gramby take dem sum wadder IN OUROWN DIsh. Her taked two, not one but TWO kanz of gushy fudz out and fed dem dogggies. We duent effen git two kanz at da same timez. Rosco bedder git better quick we may hat6a file anofther komplaint. Human note. I kid you not they followed me to the door when I took the canned food out to feed and water the animals. It was 96 and they were hot and thirsty. When I went to the door with the food there was almost no place to walk for cats. Then I looked up at the kitchen window could tell there were four cats looking out at what I was doing. when I cam back in, it was an hour before any of them came near me. |
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Da nurf of dem alz
i iz sure der willz be sumcat or efin a doggie dat willz defind ursef, we iz
of kourze fare, OEJ "Gramby" wrote in message ... Gramby reads this and wonders, is there a lawyer cat in the house. "Storrmmee" wrote in message ... datz rite!!! ursf can takesa statemintz getsa papuwurk in order anna soon aza rosco iz bak him can serfz da paperz onna gramby so we kan put hersef onna trialz... hersef iz beree lukee dat da mizz violette izunt here... she mitagetted da deaf pentality fur feeding doggiez ifin mizz biolette waza justicte, OEJ "Sundance" wrote in message ... In da meen timez, kan I be uv assistintz? Sundance, Deputy Chief Inspektagator "Storrmmee" wrote in message ... hhhmmmm as sun az rosco getz betterer, i thinkz himz needsa infestigate anna we needsa putsa gramby on trialz, she iz gettin alotsa chargez aginzt hersef, dumpin kittez offa cowlde box, now sharein fudz wif of all thingz, doggiez, diz iz juzt not 'ceptablez, OEJ "Gramby" wrote in message ... Diz iz da cats frum grambyz houze anna we iz all mad rite nowz. Cee when her kamed home frum work diz day sum manhomanz asked if dey kud borrow da doggie kage dat iz in da out. Der waza Mom doggie nd four bitties dat kept going in da streetZ anna ofver by da faktorie. Well dat wuz fine, dat mom dog broke out of da fenze and taked da bitties wiff herself. Dat iz da gud part now her iz da bad. Not onlee did gramby take dem sum wadder IN OUROWN DIsh. Her taked two, not one but TWO kanz of gushy fudz out and fed dem dogggies. We duent effen git two kanz at da same timez. Rosco bedder git better quick we may hat6a file anofther komplaint. Human note. I kid you not they followed me to the door when I took the canned food out to feed and water the animals. It was 96 and they were hot and thirsty. When I went to the door with the food there was almost no place to walk for cats. Then I looked up at the kitchen window could tell there were four cats looking out at what I was doing. when I cam back in, it was an hour before any of them came near me. |
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ai m no lawyer but ai wyl be happee tew beh uh gud caracter witnezz fur da
Gramby. ai dunt believe en da def penelty fur hoomins hoo trai tew hulp uthur pore starfing catz n d*gs. ai DO beleeve en da def penelty for da meen hoomins hoo let cats n dogs starf n r meen tew dem, haoweffer. Mosey i iz sure der willz be sumcat or efin a doggie dat willz defind ursef, we iz of kourze fare, OEJ Gramby reads this and wonders, is there a lawyer cat in the house. datz rite!!! ursf can takesa statemintz getsa papuwurk in order anna soon aza rosco iz bak him can serfz da paperz onna gramby so we kan put hersef onna trialz... hersef iz beree lukee dat da mizz violette izunt here... she mitagetted da deaf pentality fur feeding doggiez ifin mizz biolette waza justicte, OEJ In da meen timez, kan I be uv assistintz? Sundance, Deputy Chief Inspektagator "Storrmmee" wrote in message ... hhhmmmm as sun az rosco getz betterer, i thinkz himz needsa infestigate anna we needsa putsa gramby on trialz, she iz gettin alotsa chargez aginzt hersef, dumpin kittez offa cowlde box, now sharein fudz wif of all thingz, doggiez, diz iz juzt not 'ceptablez, OEJ "Gramby" wrote in message ... Diz iz da cats frum grambyz houze anna we iz all mad rite nowz. Cee when her kamed home frum work diz day sum manhomanz asked if dey kud borrow da doggie kage dat iz in da out. Der waza Mom doggie nd four bitties dat kept going in da streetZ anna ofver by da faktorie. Well dat wuz fine, dat mom dog broke out of da fenze and taked da bitties wiff herself. Dat iz da gud part now her iz da bad. Not onlee did gramby take dem sum wadder IN OUROWN DIsh. Her taked two, not one but TWO kanz of gushy fudz out and fed dem dogggies. We duent effen git two kanz at da same timez. Rosco bedder git better quick we may hat6a file anofther komplaint. Human note. I kid you not they followed me to the door when I took the canned food out to feed and water the animals. It was 96 and they were hot and thirsty. When I went to the door with the food there was almost no place to walk for cats. Then I looked up at the kitchen window could tell there were four cats looking out at what I was doing. when I cam back in, it was an hour before any of them came near me. |
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Da nurf of dem alz
"Storrmmee" wrote in message ... hhhmmmm as sun az rosco getz betterer, i thinkz himz needsa infestigate anna we needsa putsa gramby on trialz, she iz gettin alotsa chargez aginzt hersef, dumpin kittez offa cowlde box, now sharein fudz wif of all thingz, doggiez, diz iz juzt not 'ceptablez, OEJ "Gramby" wrote in message ... Diz iz da cats frum grambyz houze anna we iz all mad rite nowz. Cee when her kamed home frum work diz day sum manhomanz asked if dey kud borrow da doggie kage dat iz in da out. Der waza Mom doggie nd four bitties dat kept going in da streetZ anna ofver by da faktorie. Well dat wuz fine, dat mom dog broke out of da fenze and taked da bitties wiff herself. Dat iz da gud part now her iz da bad. Not onlee did gramby take dem sum wadder IN OUROWN DIsh. Her taked two, not one but TWO kanz of gushy fudz out and fed dem dogggies. We duent effen git two kanz at da same timez. Rosco bedder git better quick we may hat6a file anofther komplaint. Human note. I kid you not they followed me to the door when I took the canned food out to feed and water the animals. It was 96 and they were hot and thirsty. When I went to the door with the food there was almost no place to walk for cats. Then I looked up at the kitchen window could tell there were four cats looking out at what I was doing. when I cam back in, it was an hour before any of them came near me. No sooner duz r inkomputand sekretaree (all glare at Uncle Bill) start usin eternalseptemfurr insted ob dat notty giggle groops dan wee here diss sad tail. My in stink wood be two seighd wiff da kittees and dats wut I wooda dun wen I was yung. Butted Maggy May totted mee to care for bittees, eben dogg-puppies. Sew I fink yoons shood only punish Gramby a littl bitt. -- WooToo "Cuddlesleep is speshul Effery ower count as too An cuddleseep is GUD four yoo" by Maggy May |
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Piglett smiles. I haff been waitink for Unkle Bill to uz dat kuiddle sweep
song for quite awhilez. Da gramby didn't get it on da nu puter. "Bill Reich" wrote in message ... "Storrmmee" wrote in message ... hhhmmmm as sun az rosco getz betterer, i thinkz himz needsa infestigate anna we needsa putsa gramby on trialz, she iz gettin alotsa chargez aginzt hersef, dumpin kittez offa cowlde box, now sharein fudz wif of all thingz, doggiez, diz iz juzt not 'ceptablez, OEJ "Gramby" wrote in message ... Diz iz da cats frum grambyz houze anna we iz all mad rite nowz. Cee when her kamed home frum work diz day sum manhomanz asked if dey kud borrow da doggie kage dat iz in da out. Der waza Mom doggie nd four bitties dat kept going in da streetZ anna ofver by da faktorie. Well dat wuz fine, dat mom dog broke out of da fenze and taked da bitties wiff herself. Dat iz da gud part now her iz da bad. Not onlee did gramby take dem sum wadder IN OUROWN DIsh. Her taked two, not one but TWO kanz of gushy fudz out and fed dem dogggies. We duent effen git two kanz at da same timez. Rosco bedder git better quick we may hat6a file anofther komplaint. Human note. I kid you not they followed me to the door when I took the canned food out to feed and water the animals. It was 96 and they were hot and thirsty. When I went to the door with the food there was almost no place to walk for cats. Then I looked up at the kitchen window could tell there were four cats looking out at what I was doing. when I cam back in, it was an hour before any of them came near me. No sooner duz r inkomputand sekretaree (all glare at Uncle Bill) start usin eternalseptemfurr insted ob dat notty giggle groops dan wee here diss sad tail. My in stink wood be two seighd wiff da kittees and dats wut I wooda dun wen I was yung. Butted Maggy May totted mee to care for bittees, eben dogg-puppies. Sew I fink yoons shood only punish Gramby a littl bitt. -- WooToo "Cuddlesleep is speshul Effery ower count as too An cuddleseep is GUD four yoo" by Maggy May |
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