Keeping the vermin out.

ATTN, all keen gardeners !

Cats are now universally recognised as the gardener's public enemy No.1.

I & my wife love our garden & try to keep it in good condition .... growing
flowers/vegetables .... a nice lawn .... & enjoying BBQ's, throughout
summer.

The only thing that spoils our *private* walled garden are the local vermin,
aka CATS !

Up until a couple of days ago, we were having to dig up & bin (OUR dustbin)
fresh cat **** EVERY morning, from our garden ...... & we have NO pets.

Cat owners will speak in defence of their vermin ... but MUST realise what
VERY selfish people they are.

The garden is OURS ! The cat owner's ****ting machine is theirs ! They
make ZERO attempts to control their straying vermin. Admittedly, I thank
the VERY rare cat owner that takes the trouble to keep a litter-tray on
their own premises. THANK YOU !

Let me explain. Dear cat owner, would it be OK if I came into your garden &
had a **** in it EVERYDAY ? How would you feel about having to clean it up
, EVERYDAY ?

The vast majority of cat owners are LAZY , selfish people. Cat owners do
not have to take their pets for walks ..... unlike dog owners.

Cats ALWAYS **** outside of their owners premises.

Cats are smart ... but also VERY demonic & selfish. How many other animals
"kill for fun" ? ( some smart b*stards might say "humans" .... but, tough
titty, reader .... I'm Anti-Hunting"). I wish I had a quid for every time
I've seen a cat kill a little bird & then play with it's mutilated body
....... just for playsake ..... not even bothering to eat the corpse.

Cats will go to ANYONE that offers them food. ZERO loyalty, unlike dogs.
Women & homosexuals love cats. "Furry, lovely, cute creatures".
But, cat owner, watch your cute, furry little pet walk up to & press
it's body (whilst turning on the EXTRA loud purring !) to your worst enemy
of a neighbour, simply because they held out an outstretched hand (as in
offering food) & then made the right "pss pss" noise. Cats are traitors,
unlike dogs.

To get to the point, there IS a way of keeping them out of your beloved
garden.

Cover all access walls with non-drying, black, anti-vandal paint. ( "TORA"
is a good, UK brand) Coat the tops of the walls to around a quarter of an
inch deep. It's not very expensive & most paint retailers stock it. Cats
are very vain creatures & this stuff is a perfect deterrent to the little
monstors. It's like crude oil on their paws ...... they WON'T come back.
It also, hopefully, gives their selfish owners something to think about
....... as the oil based substance is brought back into THEIR homes ( &
hopefully onto their carpets !).

Cocoa mulch is a good cat poisoner. Downside ..... a little expensive
(large amounts) & not very attractive in the garden.

Most important to remember. The cat, like a burglar, is an unwanted
intruder. Therefore ..... legally ..... anything that you mix with
cat-food & leave on a plate ( on YOUR cat-****-affected area ) is up to you.

Warfarin & finely grated, broken glass are good ideas.

Happy vermin eradicating !

Must be an extremely small garden that one small cat can thrash the whole
garden. What a really big disaster if a stupid extra large dog decided to
give it a visit.


"Willie Eckerslyke" wrote in message
...
ATTN, all keen gardeners !

Cats are now universally recognised as the gardener's public enemy No.1.

I & my wife love our garden & try to keep it in good condition ....
growing
flowers/vegetables .... a nice lawn .... & enjoying BBQ's, throughout
summer.

The only thing that spoils our *private* walled garden are the local
vermin,
aka CATS !

Up until a couple of days ago, we were having to dig up & bin (OUR
dustbin)
fresh cat **** EVERY morning, from our garden ...... & we have NO pets.

Cat owners will speak in defence of their vermin ... but MUST realise what
VERY selfish people they are.

The garden is OURS ! The cat owner's ****ting machine is theirs ! They
make ZERO attempts to control their straying vermin. Admittedly, I
thank
the VERY rare cat owner that takes the trouble to keep a litter-tray on
their own premises. THANK YOU !

Let me explain. Dear cat owner, would it be OK if I came into your garden
&
had a **** in it EVERYDAY ? How would you feel about having to clean it
up
, EVERYDAY ?

The vast majority of cat owners are LAZY , selfish people. Cat owners do
not have to take their pets for walks ..... unlike dog owners.

Cats ALWAYS **** outside of their owners premises.

Cats are smart ... but also VERY demonic & selfish. How many other
animals
"kill for fun" ? ( some smart b*stards might say "humans" .... but, tough
titty, reader .... I'm Anti-Hunting"). I wish I had a quid for every
time
I've seen a cat kill a little bird & then play with it's mutilated body
...... just for playsake ..... not even bothering to eat the corpse.

Cats will go to ANYONE that offers them food. ZERO loyalty, unlike dogs.
Women & homosexuals love cats. "Furry, lovely, cute creatures".
But, cat owner, watch your cute, furry little pet walk up to & press
it's body (whilst turning on the EXTRA loud purring !) to your worst enemy
of a neighbour, simply because they held out an outstretched hand (as in
offering food) & then made the right "pss pss" noise. Cats are traitors,
unlike dogs.

To get to the point, there IS a way of keeping them out of your beloved
garden.

Cover all access walls with non-drying, black, anti-vandal paint. (
"TORA"
is a good, UK brand) Coat the tops of the walls to around a quarter of an
inch deep. It's not very expensive & most paint retailers stock it.
Cats
are very vain creatures & this stuff is a perfect deterrent to the little
monstors. It's like crude oil on their paws ...... they WON'T come back.
It also, hopefully, gives their selfish owners something to think about
...... as the oil based substance is brought back into THEIR homes ( &
hopefully onto their carpets !).

Cocoa mulch is a good cat poisoner. Downside ..... a little expensive
(large amounts) & not very attractive in the garden.

Most important to remember. The cat, like a burglar, is an unwanted
intruder. Therefore ..... legally ..... anything that you mix with
cat-food & leave on a plate ( on YOUR cat-****-affected area ) is up to
you.

Warfarin & finely grated, broken glass are good ideas.

Happy vermin eradicating !

Must be an extremely small garden that one small cat can thrash the whole
garden. What a really big disaster if a stupid extra large dog decided to
give it a visit.


"Willie Eckerslyke" wrote in message
...
ATTN, all keen gardeners !

Cats are now universally recognised as the gardener's public enemy No.1.

I & my wife love our garden & try to keep it in good condition ....
growing
flowers/vegetables .... a nice lawn .... & enjoying BBQ's, throughout
summer.

The only thing that spoils our *private* walled garden are the local
vermin,
aka CATS !

Up until a couple of days ago, we were having to dig up & bin (OUR
dustbin)
fresh cat **** EVERY morning, from our garden ...... & we have NO pets.

Cat owners will speak in defence of their vermin ... but MUST realise what
VERY selfish people they are.

The garden is OURS ! The cat owner's ****ting machine is theirs ! They
make ZERO attempts to control their straying vermin. Admittedly, I
thank
the VERY rare cat owner that takes the trouble to keep a litter-tray on
their own premises. THANK YOU !

Let me explain. Dear cat owner, would it be OK if I came into your garden
&
had a **** in it EVERYDAY ? How would you feel about having to clean it
up
, EVERYDAY ?

The vast majority of cat owners are LAZY , selfish people. Cat owners do
not have to take their pets for walks ..... unlike dog owners.

Cats ALWAYS **** outside of their owners premises.

Cats are smart ... but also VERY demonic & selfish. How many other
animals
"kill for fun" ? ( some smart b*stards might say "humans" .... but, tough
titty, reader .... I'm Anti-Hunting"). I wish I had a quid for every
time
I've seen a cat kill a little bird & then play with it's mutilated body
...... just for playsake ..... not even bothering to eat the corpse.

Cats will go to ANYONE that offers them food. ZERO loyalty, unlike dogs.
Women & homosexuals love cats. "Furry, lovely, cute creatures".
But, cat owner, watch your cute, furry little pet walk up to & press
it's body (whilst turning on the EXTRA loud purring !) to your worst enemy
of a neighbour, simply because they held out an outstretched hand (as in
offering food) & then made the right "pss pss" noise. Cats are traitors,
unlike dogs.

To get to the point, there IS a way of keeping them out of your beloved
garden.

Cover all access walls with non-drying, black, anti-vandal paint. (
"TORA"
is a good, UK brand) Coat the tops of the walls to around a quarter of an
inch deep. It's not very expensive & most paint retailers stock it.
Cats
are very vain creatures & this stuff is a perfect deterrent to the little
monstors. It's like crude oil on their paws ...... they WON'T come back.
It also, hopefully, gives their selfish owners something to think about
...... as the oil based substance is brought back into THEIR homes ( &
hopefully onto their carpets !).

Cocoa mulch is a good cat poisoner. Downside ..... a little expensive
(large amounts) & not very attractive in the garden.

Most important to remember. The cat, like a burglar, is an unwanted
intruder. Therefore ..... legally ..... anything that you mix with
cat-food & leave on a plate ( on YOUR cat-****-affected area ) is up to
you.

Warfarin & finely grated, broken glass are good ideas.

Happy vermin eradicating !

U stupid poof.

Tiny cats get through tiny holes.

They, then, proceed to **** wherever they like.

Eugene is a typical sodomite's , cat owner name.

**** off & feed your cat, afore yer boyfriend fills yer bum full of sperm.
Goddam soddomite.


"Eugene Kent" wrote in message
...
Must be an extremely small garden that one small cat can thrash the whole
garden. What a really big disaster if a stupid extra large dog decided to
give it a visit.


"Willie Eckerslyke" wrote in message
...
ATTN, all keen gardeners !

Cats are now universally recognised as the gardener's public enemy
No.1.

I & my wife love our garden & try to keep it in good condition ....
growing
flowers/vegetables .... a nice lawn .... & enjoying BBQ's, throughout
summer.

The only thing that spoils our *private* walled garden are the local
vermin,
aka CATS !

Up until a couple of days ago, we were having to dig up & bin (OUR
dustbin)
fresh cat **** EVERY morning, from our garden ...... & we have NO pets.

Cat owners will speak in defence of their vermin ... but MUST realise
what
VERY selfish people they are.

The garden is OURS ! The cat owner's ****ting machine is theirs !
They
make ZERO attempts to control their straying vermin. Admittedly, I
thank
the VERY rare cat owner that takes the trouble to keep a litter-tray on
their own premises. THANK YOU !

Let me explain. Dear cat owner, would it be OK if I came into your
garden
&
had a **** in it EVERYDAY ? How would you feel about having to clean it
up
, EVERYDAY ?

The vast majority of cat owners are LAZY , selfish people. Cat owners
do
not have to take their pets for walks ..... unlike dog owners.

Cats ALWAYS **** outside of their owners premises.

Cats are smart ... but also VERY demonic & selfish. How many other
animals
"kill for fun" ? ( some smart b*stards might say "humans" .... but,
tough
titty, reader .... I'm Anti-Hunting"). I wish I had a quid for every
time
I've seen a cat kill a little bird & then play with it's mutilated body
...... just for playsake ..... not even bothering to eat the corpse.

Cats will go to ANYONE that offers them food. ZERO loyalty, unlike
dogs.
Women & homosexuals love cats. "Furry, lovely, cute creatures".
But, cat owner, watch your cute, furry little pet walk up to & press
it's body (whilst turning on the EXTRA loud purring !) to your worst
enemy
of a neighbour, simply because they held out an outstretched hand (as in
offering food) & then made the right "pss pss" noise. Cats are
traitors,
unlike dogs.

To get to the point, there IS a way of keeping them out of your beloved
garden.

Cover all access walls with non-drying, black, anti-vandal paint. (
"TORA"
is a good, UK brand) Coat the tops of the walls to around a quarter of
an
inch deep. It's not very expensive & most paint retailers stock it.
Cats
are very vain creatures & this stuff is a perfect deterrent to the
little
monstors. It's like crude oil on their paws ...... they WON'T come
back.
It also, hopefully, gives their selfish owners something to think about
...... as the oil based substance is brought back into THEIR homes ( &
hopefully onto their carpets !).

Cocoa mulch is a good cat poisoner. Downside ..... a little expensive
(large amounts) & not very attractive in the garden.

Most important to remember. The cat, like a burglar, is an unwanted
intruder. Therefore ..... legally ..... anything that you mix with
cat-food & leave on a plate ( on YOUR cat-****-affected area ) is up to
you.

Warfarin & finely grated, broken glass are good ideas.

Happy vermin eradicating !

U stupid poof.

Tiny cats get through tiny holes.

They, then, proceed to **** wherever they like.

Eugene is a typical sodomite's , cat owner name.

**** off & feed your cat, afore yer boyfriend fills yer bum full of sperm.
Goddam soddomite.


"Eugene Kent" wrote in message
...
Must be an extremely small garden that one small cat can thrash the whole
garden. What a really big disaster if a stupid extra large dog decided to
give it a visit.


"Willie Eckerslyke" wrote in message
...
ATTN, all keen gardeners !

Cats are now universally recognised as the gardener's public enemy
No.1.

I & my wife love our garden & try to keep it in good condition ....
growing
flowers/vegetables .... a nice lawn .... & enjoying BBQ's, throughout
summer.

The only thing that spoils our *private* walled garden are the local
vermin,
aka CATS !

Up until a couple of days ago, we were having to dig up & bin (OUR
dustbin)
fresh cat **** EVERY morning, from our garden ...... & we have NO pets.

Cat owners will speak in defence of their vermin ... but MUST realise
what
VERY selfish people they are.

The garden is OURS ! The cat owner's ****ting machine is theirs !
They
make ZERO attempts to control their straying vermin. Admittedly, I
thank
the VERY rare cat owner that takes the trouble to keep a litter-tray on
their own premises. THANK YOU !

Let me explain. Dear cat owner, would it be OK if I came into your
garden
&
had a **** in it EVERYDAY ? How would you feel about having to clean it
up
, EVERYDAY ?

The vast majority of cat owners are LAZY , selfish people. Cat owners
do
not have to take their pets for walks ..... unlike dog owners.

Cats ALWAYS **** outside of their owners premises.

Cats are smart ... but also VERY demonic & selfish. How many other
animals
"kill for fun" ? ( some smart b*stards might say "humans" .... but,
tough
titty, reader .... I'm Anti-Hunting"). I wish I had a quid for every
time
I've seen a cat kill a little bird & then play with it's mutilated body
...... just for playsake ..... not even bothering to eat the corpse.

Cats will go to ANYONE that offers them food. ZERO loyalty, unlike
dogs.
Women & homosexuals love cats. "Furry, lovely, cute creatures".
But, cat owner, watch your cute, furry little pet walk up to & press
it's body (whilst turning on the EXTRA loud purring !) to your worst
enemy
of a neighbour, simply because they held out an outstretched hand (as in
offering food) & then made the right "pss pss" noise. Cats are
traitors,
unlike dogs.

To get to the point, there IS a way of keeping them out of your beloved
garden.

Cover all access walls with non-drying, black, anti-vandal paint. (
"TORA"
is a good, UK brand) Coat the tops of the walls to around a quarter of
an
inch deep. It's not very expensive & most paint retailers stock it.
Cats
are very vain creatures & this stuff is a perfect deterrent to the
little
monstors. It's like crude oil on their paws ...... they WON'T come
back.
It also, hopefully, gives their selfish owners something to think about
...... as the oil based substance is brought back into THEIR homes ( &
hopefully onto their carpets !).

Cocoa mulch is a good cat poisoner. Downside ..... a little expensive
(large amounts) & not very attractive in the garden.

Most important to remember. The cat, like a burglar, is an unwanted
intruder. Therefore ..... legally ..... anything that you mix with
cat-food & leave on a plate ( on YOUR cat-****-affected area ) is up to
you.

Warfarin & finely grated, broken glass are good ideas.

Happy vermin eradicating !

U stupid poof.

Tiny cats get through tiny holes.

They, then, proceed to **** wherever they like.

Eugene is a typical sodomite's , cat owner name.

**** off & feed your cat, afore yer boyfriend fills yer bum full of sperm.
Goddam soddomite.


"Eugene Kent" wrote in message
...
Must be an extremely small garden that one small cat can thrash the whole
garden. What a really big disaster if a stupid extra large dog decided to
give it a visit.


"Willie Eckerslyke" wrote in message
...
ATTN, all keen gardeners !

Cats are now universally recognised as the gardener's public enemy
No.1.

I & my wife love our garden & try to keep it in good condition ....
growing
flowers/vegetables .... a nice lawn .... & enjoying BBQ's, throughout
summer.

The only thing that spoils our *private* walled garden are the local
vermin,
aka CATS !

Up until a couple of days ago, we were having to dig up & bin (OUR
dustbin)
fresh cat **** EVERY morning, from our garden ...... & we have NO pets.

Cat owners will speak in defence of their vermin ... but MUST realise
what
VERY selfish people they are.

The garden is OURS ! The cat owner's ****ting machine is theirs !
They
make ZERO attempts to control their straying vermin. Admittedly, I
thank
the VERY rare cat owner that takes the trouble to keep a litter-tray on
their own premises. THANK YOU !

Let me explain. Dear cat owner, would it be OK if I came into your
garden
&
had a **** in it EVERYDAY ? How would you feel about having to clean it
up
, EVERYDAY ?

The vast majority of cat owners are LAZY , selfish people. Cat owners
do
not have to take their pets for walks ..... unlike dog owners.

Cats ALWAYS **** outside of their owners premises.

Cats are smart ... but also VERY demonic & selfish. How many other
animals
"kill for fun" ? ( some smart b*stards might say "humans" .... but,
tough
titty, reader .... I'm Anti-Hunting"). I wish I had a quid for every
time
I've seen a cat kill a little bird & then play with it's mutilated body
...... just for playsake ..... not even bothering to eat the corpse.

Cats will go to ANYONE that offers them food. ZERO loyalty, unlike
dogs.
Women & homosexuals love cats. "Furry, lovely, cute creatures".
But, cat owner, watch your cute, furry little pet walk up to & press
it's body (whilst turning on the EXTRA loud purring !) to your worst
enemy
of a neighbour, simply because they held out an outstretched hand (as in
offering food) & then made the right "pss pss" noise. Cats are
traitors,
unlike dogs.

To get to the point, there IS a way of keeping them out of your beloved
garden.

Cover all access walls with non-drying, black, anti-vandal paint. (
"TORA"
is a good, UK brand) Coat the tops of the walls to around a quarter of
an
inch deep. It's not very expensive & most paint retailers stock it.
Cats
are very vain creatures & this stuff is a perfect deterrent to the
little
monstors. It's like crude oil on their paws ...... they WON'T come
back.
It also, hopefully, gives their selfish owners something to think about
...... as the oil based substance is brought back into THEIR homes ( &
hopefully onto their carpets !).

Cocoa mulch is a good cat poisoner. Downside ..... a little expensive
(large amounts) & not very attractive in the garden.

Most important to remember. The cat, like a burglar, is an unwanted
intruder. Therefore ..... legally ..... anything that you mix with
cat-food & leave on a plate ( on YOUR cat-****-affected area ) is up to
you.

Warfarin & finely grated, broken glass are good ideas.

Happy vermin eradicating !

U stupid poof.

Tiny cats get through tiny holes.

They, then, proceed to **** wherever they like.

Eugene is a typical sodomite's , cat owner name.

**** off & feed your cat, afore yer boyfriend fills yer bum full of sperm.
Goddam soddomite.


"Eugene Kent" wrote in message
...
Must be an extremely small garden that one small cat can thrash the whole
garden. What a really big disaster if a stupid extra large dog decided to
give it a visit.


"Willie Eckerslyke" wrote in message
...
ATTN, all keen gardeners !

Cats are now universally recognised as the gardener's public enemy
No.1.

I & my wife love our garden & try to keep it in good condition ....
growing
flowers/vegetables .... a nice lawn .... & enjoying BBQ's, throughout
summer.

The only thing that spoils our *private* walled garden are the local
vermin,
aka CATS !

Up until a couple of days ago, we were having to dig up & bin (OUR
dustbin)
fresh cat **** EVERY morning, from our garden ...... & we have NO pets.

Cat owners will speak in defence of their vermin ... but MUST realise
what
VERY selfish people they are.

The garden is OURS ! The cat owner's ****ting machine is theirs !
They
make ZERO attempts to control their straying vermin. Admittedly, I
thank
the VERY rare cat owner that takes the trouble to keep a litter-tray on
their own premises. THANK YOU !

Let me explain. Dear cat owner, would it be OK if I came into your
garden
&
had a **** in it EVERYDAY ? How would you feel about having to clean it
up
, EVERYDAY ?

The vast majority of cat owners are LAZY , selfish people. Cat owners
do
not have to take their pets for walks ..... unlike dog owners.

Cats ALWAYS **** outside of their owners premises.

Cats are smart ... but also VERY demonic & selfish. How many other
animals
"kill for fun" ? ( some smart b*stards might say "humans" .... but,
tough
titty, reader .... I'm Anti-Hunting"). I wish I had a quid for every
time
I've seen a cat kill a little bird & then play with it's mutilated body
...... just for playsake ..... not even bothering to eat the corpse.

Cats will go to ANYONE that offers them food. ZERO loyalty, unlike
dogs.
Women & homosexuals love cats. "Furry, lovely, cute creatures".
But, cat owner, watch your cute, furry little pet walk up to & press
it's body (whilst turning on the EXTRA loud purring !) to your worst
enemy
of a neighbour, simply because they held out an outstretched hand (as in
offering food) & then made the right "pss pss" noise. Cats are
traitors,
unlike dogs.

To get to the point, there IS a way of keeping them out of your beloved
garden.

Cover all access walls with non-drying, black, anti-vandal paint. (
"TORA"
is a good, UK brand) Coat the tops of the walls to around a quarter of
an
inch deep. It's not very expensive & most paint retailers stock it.
Cats
are very vain creatures & this stuff is a perfect deterrent to the
little
monstors. It's like crude oil on their paws ...... they WON'T come
back.
It also, hopefully, gives their selfish owners something to think about
...... as the oil based substance is brought back into THEIR homes ( &
hopefully onto their carpets !).

Cocoa mulch is a good cat poisoner. Downside ..... a little expensive
(large amounts) & not very attractive in the garden.

Most important to remember. The cat, like a burglar, is an unwanted
intruder. Therefore ..... legally ..... anything that you mix with
cat-food & leave on a plate ( on YOUR cat-****-affected area ) is up to
you.

Warfarin & finely grated, broken glass are good ideas.

Happy vermin eradicating !

Willie Eckerslyke wrote:

ATTN, all keen gardeners !

Cats are now universally recognised as the gardener's public enemy No.1.

I & my wife love our garden & try to keep it in good condition .... growing
flowers/vegetables .... a nice lawn .... & enjoying BBQ's, throughout
summer.

The only thing that spoils our *private* walled garden are the local vermin,
aka CATS !

Up until a couple of days ago, we were having to dig up & bin (OUR dustbin)
fresh cat **** EVERY morning, from our garden ...... & we have NO pets.

Cat owners will speak in defence of their vermin ... but MUST realise what
VERY selfish people they are.

The garden is OURS ! The cat owner's ****ting machine is theirs ! They
make ZERO attempts to control their straying vermin. Admittedly, I thank
the VERY rare cat owner that takes the trouble to keep a litter-tray on
their own premises. THANK YOU !

Let me explain. Dear cat owner, would it be OK if I came into your garden &
had a **** in it EVERYDAY ? How would you feel about having to clean it up
, EVERYDAY ?

The vast majority of cat owners are LAZY , selfish people. Cat owners do
not have to take their pets for walks ..... unlike dog owners.

Cats ALWAYS **** outside of their owners premises.

Cats are smart ... but also VERY demonic & selfish. How many other animals
"kill for fun" ? ( some smart b*stards might say "humans" .... but, tough
titty, reader .... I'm Anti-Hunting"). I wish I had a quid for every time
I've seen a cat kill a little bird & then play with it's mutilated body
...... just for playsake ..... not even bothering to eat the corpse.

Cats will go to ANYONE that offers them food. ZERO loyalty, unlike dogs.
Women & homosexuals love cats. "Furry, lovely, cute creatures".
But, cat owner, watch your cute, furry little pet walk up to & press
it's body (whilst turning on the EXTRA loud purring !) to your worst enemy
of a neighbour, simply because they held out an outstretched hand (as in
offering food) & then made the right "pss pss" noise. Cats are traitors,
unlike dogs.

To get to the point, there IS a way of keeping them out of your beloved
garden.

Cover all access walls with non-drying, black, anti-vandal paint. ( "TORA"
is a good, UK brand) Coat the tops of the walls to around a quarter of an
inch deep. It's not very expensive & most paint retailers stock it. Cats
are very vain creatures & this stuff is a perfect deterrent to the little
monstors. It's like crude oil on their paws ...... they WON'T come back.
It also, hopefully, gives their selfish owners something to think about
...... as the oil based substance is brought back into THEIR homes ( &
hopefully onto their carpets !).

Cocoa mulch is a good cat poisoner. Downside ..... a little expensive
(large amounts) & not very attractive in the garden.

Most important to remember. The cat, like a burglar, is an unwanted
intruder. Therefore ..... legally ..... anything that you mix with
cat-food & leave on a plate ( on YOUR cat-****-affected area ) is up to you.

Warfarin & finely grated, broken glass are good ideas.

Happy vermin eradicating !

Unlike dogs, that produce big poop all over peoples' yards and whose
owners fail to clean it up, cats are neat, tidy, clean, and bury their
small excrement. A cat has never done any damage to my gardens, unlike
dogs who dig big-time, and I believe you are exaggerating what you've
posted, hence you are just trolling in the newsgroup. The biggest
garden menace are raccoons (digging) and rabbits (nibbling). If you
have a problem with chimpmunks, mice, and rabbits munching on your
garden produce, cats will keep your garden under control.

Can a cat actually scale your private walled garden?? By the way, the
best garden fertilizer is rabbit poop. Next is bat guano.

Willie Eckerslyke wrote:

ATTN, all keen gardeners !

Cats are now universally recognised as the gardener's public enemy No.1.

I & my wife love our garden & try to keep it in good condition .... growing
flowers/vegetables .... a nice lawn .... & enjoying BBQ's, throughout
summer.

The only thing that spoils our *private* walled garden are the local vermin,
aka CATS !

Up until a couple of days ago, we were having to dig up & bin (OUR dustbin)
fresh cat **** EVERY morning, from our garden ...... & we have NO pets.

Cat owners will speak in defence of their vermin ... but MUST realise what
VERY selfish people they are.

The garden is OURS ! The cat owner's ****ting machine is theirs ! They
make ZERO attempts to control their straying vermin. Admittedly, I thank
the VERY rare cat owner that takes the trouble to keep a litter-tray on
their own premises. THANK YOU !

Let me explain. Dear cat owner, would it be OK if I came into your garden &
had a **** in it EVERYDAY ? How would you feel about having to clean it up
, EVERYDAY ?

The vast majority of cat owners are LAZY , selfish people. Cat owners do
not have to take their pets for walks ..... unlike dog owners.

Cats ALWAYS **** outside of their owners premises.

Cats are smart ... but also VERY demonic & selfish. How many other animals
"kill for fun" ? ( some smart b*stards might say "humans" .... but, tough
titty, reader .... I'm Anti-Hunting"). I wish I had a quid for every time
I've seen a cat kill a little bird & then play with it's mutilated body
...... just for playsake ..... not even bothering to eat the corpse.

Cats will go to ANYONE that offers them food. ZERO loyalty, unlike dogs.
Women & homosexuals love cats. "Furry, lovely, cute creatures".
But, cat owner, watch your cute, furry little pet walk up to & press
it's body (whilst turning on the EXTRA loud purring !) to your worst enemy
of a neighbour, simply because they held out an outstretched hand (as in
offering food) & then made the right "pss pss" noise. Cats are traitors,
unlike dogs.

To get to the point, there IS a way of keeping them out of your beloved
garden.

Cover all access walls with non-drying, black, anti-vandal paint. ( "TORA"
is a good, UK brand) Coat the tops of the walls to around a quarter of an
inch deep. It's not very expensive & most paint retailers stock it. Cats
are very vain creatures & this stuff is a perfect deterrent to the little
monstors. It's like crude oil on their paws ...... they WON'T come back.
It also, hopefully, gives their selfish owners something to think about
...... as the oil based substance is brought back into THEIR homes ( &
hopefully onto their carpets !).

Cocoa mulch is a good cat poisoner. Downside ..... a little expensive
(large amounts) & not very attractive in the garden.

Most important to remember. The cat, like a burglar, is an unwanted
intruder. Therefore ..... legally ..... anything that you mix with
cat-food & leave on a plate ( on YOUR cat-****-affected area ) is up to you.

Warfarin & finely grated, broken glass are good ideas.

Happy vermin eradicating !

Unlike dogs, that produce big poop all over peoples' yards and whose
owners fail to clean it up, cats are neat, tidy, clean, and bury their
small excrement. A cat has never done any damage to my gardens, unlike
dogs who dig big-time, and I believe you are exaggerating what you've
posted, hence you are just trolling in the newsgroup. The biggest
garden menace are raccoons (digging) and rabbits (nibbling). If you
have a problem with chimpmunks, mice, and rabbits munching on your
garden produce, cats will keep your garden under control.

Can a cat actually scale your private walled garden?? By the way, the
best garden fertilizer is rabbit poop. Next is bat guano.

"Willie Eckerslyke"
wrote in message ...
....
| The garden is OURS !
....

Correction: You currently use the garden along with a
million other species.

The notion that the garden is YOURS is a purely
anthropocentric fantasy. You can't control the air,
the weather, the sun or the rain. You can't control
the insects, the microorganisms or the birds that pass
over. Dogs, firemen and cable guys use the land
shamelessly. Nematodes and fungi saturate it. And you
surely can't control any Ice Age that might decide to
glaciate "your" garden. So how can it be "yours" in
any other than a very limited sense?

You share the enjoyment and use of this land. Period.
Get over yourself.

PS

Learn to spell.

PPS

You seem to have control issues. Maybe you need
counseling. But perhaps this falls under the "get over
yourself" suggestion.