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  #21  
Old April 20th 04, 02:11 PM
Kreisleriana
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On Sat, 17 Apr 2004 18:08:48 GMT, "Hopitus2"
yodeled:

Yeah, like Maluce is still showing her love by parking on my head/face at
night when we all settle down in the big bed. I just reach up and shove her
butt outa my face (tail: whack, whack, whack) and she stays right there all
night.


Maybe she's looking at you. Have you heard the theory that cats have
eyes in their butts? That's why they sit on the newspaper when you're
trying to read it-- they're reading through their butts.




Theresa
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Single-mindedness is all very well in cows or baboons; in an animal
claiming to belong to the same species as Shakespeare it is simply disgraceful.
(Aldous Huxley)
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Old April 20th 04, 04:51 PM
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ROFL.....no, that's news to this hoomin slave.....eyes in their butts? That
explains a lot.

"Kreisleriana" wrote in message
...
: On Sat, 17 Apr 2004 18:08:48 GMT, "Hopitus2"
: yodeled:
:
: Yeah, like Maluce is still showing her love by parking on my head/face at
: night when we all settle down in the big bed. I just reach up and shove
her
: butt outa my face (tail: whack, whack, whack) and she stays right there
all
: night.
:
: Maybe she's looking at you. Have you heard the theory that cats have
: eyes in their butts? That's why they sit on the newspaper when you're
: trying to read it-- they're reading through their butts.
:
:
:
:
: Theresa
: alt.tv.frasier FAQ: http://www.im-listening.net/FAQ/
:
: Single-mindedness is all very well in cows or baboons; in an animal
: claiming to belong to the same species as Shakespeare it is simply
disgraceful.
: (Aldous Huxley)


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Old April 20th 04, 04:51 PM
Hopitus2
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ROFL.....no, that's news to this hoomin slave.....eyes in their butts? That
explains a lot.

"Kreisleriana" wrote in message
...
: On Sat, 17 Apr 2004 18:08:48 GMT, "Hopitus2"
: yodeled:
:
: Yeah, like Maluce is still showing her love by parking on my head/face at
: night when we all settle down in the big bed. I just reach up and shove
her
: butt outa my face (tail: whack, whack, whack) and she stays right there
all
: night.
:
: Maybe she's looking at you. Have you heard the theory that cats have
: eyes in their butts? That's why they sit on the newspaper when you're
: trying to read it-- they're reading through their butts.
:
:
:
:
: Theresa
: alt.tv.frasier FAQ: http://www.im-listening.net/FAQ/
:
: Single-mindedness is all very well in cows or baboons; in an animal
: claiming to belong to the same species as Shakespeare it is simply
disgraceful.
: (Aldous Huxley)


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Old April 20th 04, 05:06 PM
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ROFL.....no, that's news to this hoomin slave.....eyes in their butts? That
explains a lot.


slaps forehead
Of course!! That would explain Frank's behavior while I'm trying to type. He's
trying to make eye contact.

Sherry
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Old April 20th 04, 05:06 PM
Sherry
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ROFL.....no, that's news to this hoomin slave.....eyes in their butts? That
explains a lot.


slaps forehead
Of course!! That would explain Frank's behavior while I'm trying to type. He's
trying to make eye contact.

Sherry
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Old April 20th 04, 05:46 PM
Kreisleriana
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On 20 Apr 2004 16:06:44 GMT, itty (Sherry ) yodeled:

ROFL.....no, that's news to this hoomin slave.....eyes in their butts? That
explains a lot.


slaps forehead
Of course!! That would explain Frank's behavior while I'm trying to type. He's
trying to make eye contact.

Sherry


Yes, those butt-eyes are the reading eyes. That's why they sit on
newspapers, your tax forms, LP sleeves, etc.



Theresa
alt.tv.frasier FAQ:
http://www.im-listening.net/FAQ/

Single-mindedness is all very well in cows or baboons; in an animal
claiming to belong to the same species as Shakespeare it is simply disgraceful.
(Aldous Huxley)
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Old April 20th 04, 05:46 PM
Kreisleriana
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On 20 Apr 2004 16:06:44 GMT, itty (Sherry ) yodeled:

ROFL.....no, that's news to this hoomin slave.....eyes in their butts? That
explains a lot.


slaps forehead
Of course!! That would explain Frank's behavior while I'm trying to type. He's
trying to make eye contact.

Sherry


Yes, those butt-eyes are the reading eyes. That's why they sit on
newspapers, your tax forms, LP sleeves, etc.



Theresa
alt.tv.frasier FAQ:
http://www.im-listening.net/FAQ/

Single-mindedness is all very well in cows or baboons; in an animal
claiming to belong to the same species as Shakespeare it is simply disgraceful.
(Aldous Huxley)
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Old April 21st 04, 12:09 AM
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On Tue, 20 Apr 2004 12:46:41 -0400, Kreisleriana
wrote:

On 20 Apr 2004 16:06:44 GMT, itty (Sherry ) yodeled:

ROFL.....no, that's news to this hoomin slave.....eyes in their butts? That
explains a lot.


slaps forehead
Of course!! That would explain Frank's behavior while I'm trying to type. He's
trying to make eye contact.

Sherry


Yes, those butt-eyes are the reading eyes. That's why they sit on
newspapers, your tax forms, LP sleeves, etc.

Theresa
alt.tv.frasier FAQ:
http://www.im-listening.net/FAQ/


That being the case, I wish Little Bit could learn to turn the whole
page instead of just parts of it while reading the newspaper.
--
Steve Touchstone,
faithful servant of Sammy, Little Bit and Rocky

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Old April 21st 04, 12:09 AM
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On Tue, 20 Apr 2004 12:46:41 -0400, Kreisleriana
wrote:

On 20 Apr 2004 16:06:44 GMT, itty (Sherry ) yodeled:

ROFL.....no, that's news to this hoomin slave.....eyes in their butts? That
explains a lot.


slaps forehead
Of course!! That would explain Frank's behavior while I'm trying to type. He's
trying to make eye contact.

Sherry


Yes, those butt-eyes are the reading eyes. That's why they sit on
newspapers, your tax forms, LP sleeves, etc.

Theresa
alt.tv.frasier FAQ:
http://www.im-listening.net/FAQ/


That being the case, I wish Little Bit could learn to turn the whole
page instead of just parts of it while reading the newspaper.
--
Steve Touchstone,
faithful servant of Sammy, Little Bit and Rocky

[remove Junk for email]
Home Page:
http://www.sirinet.net/~stouchst/index.html
Cat Pix: http://www.sirinet.net/~stouchst/animals.html
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Old April 21st 04, 04:07 AM
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"Steve Touchstone" wrote

That being the case, I wish Little Bit could learn to turn the whole
page instead of just parts of it while reading the newspaper.


LOL! Yes, that's the most annoying part when Frank is reading the newspaper.

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Marina, Frank and Nikki
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