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Old February 1st 09, 07:50 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Vincent T. II
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Mine own nayme iz Lorelei von Bern IV. Ize a furry big dawg. Ize a
Jermin Sheperd. Ize in charge heer, wedder da kittiez knoz it or
not. Baxter knoz it. Heeza dawg, too, but Ize bigger. Last munf da
Boss anna da Kid sayved 2 liddle teeny dawgz. Da huminz sez deyz
dawgz, buttid Ize dowtin dat. Now myownelf kin bark in Jermin,
Inglish, anna Meowchat, (Ize gottid an ax-sent in Meowchat, but oney a
liddle wun) Dem liddel dawgz iz spozed to bark inna Spahnis or
somefing, but dey don't bark at awl. Myownself finkz deyz spies,
workin fur da raccoonz inna woods behine da howse. Alicia, da liddel
blak wun, skweeked, anna Boss sed "Whut da hell wuz dat?"

Maybe deyz rabbitz. We got dem heer, tuu. Myownself kant make no
hassenpfeffer til Ize sure.

Myownself dont wanna be kald 'cannibal' ifn dey reely iz dawgz.

Lori anna da Troops
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Old February 1st 09, 08:01 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Lucy[_3_]
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Default Liddel Dawgz

Yur howse is vurry intresteng!

Lucy



Vincent T. II wrote:
Mine own nayme iz Lorelei von Bern IV. Ize a furry big dawg. Ize a
Jermin Sheperd. Ize in charge heer, wedder da kittiez knoz it or
not. Baxter knoz it. Heeza dawg, too, but Ize bigger. Last munf da
Boss anna da Kid sayved 2 liddle teeny dawgz. Da huminz sez deyz
dawgz, buttid Ize dowtin dat. Now myownelf kin bark in Jermin,
Inglish, anna Meowchat, (Ize gottid an ax-sent in Meowchat, but oney a
liddle wun) Dem liddel dawgz iz spozed to bark inna Spahnis or
somefing, but dey don't bark at awl. Myownself finkz deyz spies,
workin fur da raccoonz inna woods behine da howse. Alicia, da liddel
blak wun, skweeked, anna Boss sed "Whut da hell wuz dat?"

Maybe deyz rabbitz. We got dem heer, tuu. Myownself kant make no
hassenpfeffer til Ize sure.

Myownself dont wanna be kald 'cannibal' ifn dey reely iz dawgz.

Lori anna da Troops

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Old February 1st 09, 02:15 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Vincent T. II
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On Feb 1, 3:01*am, Lucy wrote:
Yur howse is vurry intresteng!

Lucy



Vincent T. II wrote:
Mine own nayme iz Lorelei von Bern IV. *Ize a furry big dawg. *Ize a
Jermin Sheperd. *Ize in charge heer, wedder da kittiez knoz it or
not. *Baxter knoz it. *Heeza dawg, too, but Ize bigger. *Last munf da
Boss anna da Kid sayved 2 liddle teeny dawgz. *Da huminz sez deyz
dawgz, buttid Ize dowtin dat. *Now myownelf kin bark in Jermin,
Inglish, anna Meowchat, (Ize gottid an ax-sent in Meowchat, but oney a
liddle wun) *Dem liddel dawgz iz spozed to bark inna Spahnis or
somefing, but dey don't bark at awl. *Myownself finkz deyz spies,
workin fur da raccoonz inna woods behine da howse. *Alicia, da liddel
blak wun, skweeked, anna Boss sed "Whut da hell wuz dat?"


Maybe deyz rabbitz. *We got dem heer, tuu. *Myownself kant make no
hassenpfeffer til Ize sure.


Myownself dont wanna be kald 'cannibal' ifn dey reely iz dawgz.


Lori anna da Troops- Hide quoted text -


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Oney us dawgz anna few kittiez iz inna howse. Most uv da kitties
livez inna Cattery. Ize not aloud inna Cattery, cawze da hoominz sed
dat would cawze a riot.

Vincent T. Pussycat II camed in here 2 daze last week, fur medication
anna brekfust, anna tu lik da nozez uv da hoominz. He hadda liddle
cold, buttid heze OK naow. He sez HIhi.

Lori-dawg anna Troops
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Old February 1st 09, 02:18 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Vincent T. II
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On Feb 1, 3:01*am, Lucy wrote:
Yur howse is vurry intresteng!

Lucy



Vincent T. II wrote:
Mine own nayme iz Lorelei von Bern IV. *Ize a furry big dawg. *Ize a
Jermin Sheperd. *Ize in charge heer, wedder da kittiez knoz it or
not. *Baxter knoz it. *Heeza dawg, too, but Ize bigger. *Last munf da
Boss anna da Kid sayved 2 liddle teeny dawgz. *Da huminz sez deyz
dawgz, buttid Ize dowtin dat. *Now myownelf kin bark in Jermin,
Inglish, anna Meowchat, (Ize gottid an ax-sent in Meowchat, but oney a
liddle wun) *Dem liddel dawgz iz spozed to bark inna Spahnis or
somefing, but dey don't bark at awl. *Myownself finkz deyz spies,
workin fur da raccoonz inna woods behine da howse. *Alicia, da liddel
blak wun, skweeked, anna Boss sed "Whut da hell wuz dat?"


Maybe deyz rabbitz. *We got dem heer, tuu. *Myownself kant make no
hassenpfeffer til Ize sure.


Myownself dont wanna be kald 'cannibal' ifn dey reely iz dawgz.


Lori anna da Troops- Hide quoted text -


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Weze livin in da countrie. Da wyld animules livez inna dere own
howsez inna woodz. Da hoominz duz feedz lotsa burdz, doh.

Lori-dawg
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Old February 1st 09, 04:14 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
John Ross Mc Master
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Default Liddel Dawgz

On Sat, 31 Jan 2009 23:50:17 -0800 (PST), "Vincent T. II"
wrote:

Mine own nayme iz Lorelei von Bern IV. Ize a furry big dawg. Ize a
Jermin Sheperd. Ize in charge heer, wedder da kittiez knoz it or
not. Baxter knoz it. Heeza dawg, too, but Ize bigger. Last munf da
Boss anna da Kid sayved 2 liddle teeny dawgz. Da huminz sez deyz
dawgz, buttid Ize dowtin dat. Now myownelf kin bark in Jermin,
Inglish, anna Meowchat, (Ize gottid an ax-sent in Meowchat, but oney a
liddle wun) Dem liddel dawgz iz spozed to bark inna Spahnis or
somefing, but dey don't bark at awl. Myownself finkz deyz spies,
workin fur da raccoonz inna woods behine da howse. Alicia, da liddel
blak wun, skweeked, anna Boss sed "Whut da hell wuz dat?"

Maybe deyz rabbitz. We got dem heer, tuu. Myownself kant make no
hassenpfeffer til Ize sure.

Myownself dont wanna be kald 'cannibal' ifn dey reely iz dawgz.

Lori anna da Troops


i am the sekritary of fudz. is all the d*gs eatink gud gud fudz? i
want effurrykitty and efen d*gs to haff gud fudz.
beauty
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Old February 2nd 09, 12:05 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Vincent T. II
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Default Liddel Dawgz

On Feb 1, 11:14*am, John Ross Mc Master
wrote:
On Sat, 31 Jan 2009 23:50:17 -0800 (PST), "Vincent T. II"





wrote:
Mine own nayme iz Lorelei von Bern IV. *Ize a furry big dawg. *Ize a
Jermin Sheperd. *Ize in charge heer, wedder da kittiez knoz it or
not. *Baxter knoz it. *Heeza dawg, too, but Ize bigger. *Last munf da
Boss anna da Kid sayved 2 liddle teeny dawgz. *Da huminz sez deyz
dawgz, buttid Ize dowtin dat. *Now myownelf kin bark in Jermin,
Inglish, anna Meowchat, (Ize gottid an ax-sent in Meowchat, but oney a
liddle wun) *Dem liddel dawgz iz spozed to bark inna Spahnis or
somefing, but dey don't bark at awl. *Myownself finkz deyz spies,
workin fur da raccoonz inna woods behine da howse. *Alicia, da liddel
blak wun, skweeked, anna Boss sed "Whut da hell wuz dat?"


Maybe deyz rabbitz. *We got dem heer, tuu. *Myownself kant make no
hassenpfeffer til Ize sure.


Myownself dont wanna be kald 'cannibal' ifn dey reely iz dawgz.


Lori anna da Troops


i am the sekritary of fudz. is all the d*gs eatink gud gud fudz? i
want effurrykitty and efen d*gs to haff gud fudz.
beauty- Hide quoted text -

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We awl eetz Purina anna Pedigree productz. Da Kid carries a coppy uv
da recall list in hur pokket. (She kallz it 'da sh*t list).

Da liddel dawgz slurpped water owt uv myown bowl. Datz sum nerve,
doncha fink? Dey didn't finish it, so Myownself drank da rest. Dey
got dere own dishes. Dey bedder leev mine aloan.

Lori-dawg, wif a Hihi from Vinnie anna da Troopz
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Old February 2nd 09, 01:14 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Granby
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Default Liddel Dawgz

Diz iz O T anna we prefurs ta drink out of Sadies dish, her iz a Dawg, kauze
we haz ta show herself who is da bozz.
"Vincent T. II" wrote in message
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On Feb 1, 11:14 am, John Ross Mc Master
wrote:
On Sat, 31 Jan 2009 23:50:17 -0800 (PST), "Vincent T. II"





wrote:
Mine own nayme iz Lorelei von Bern IV. Ize a furry big dawg. Ize a
Jermin Sheperd. Ize in charge heer, wedder da kittiez knoz it or
not. Baxter knoz it. Heeza dawg, too, but Ize bigger. Last munf da
Boss anna da Kid sayved 2 liddle teeny dawgz. Da huminz sez deyz
dawgz, buttid Ize dowtin dat. Now myownelf kin bark in Jermin,
Inglish, anna Meowchat, (Ize gottid an ax-sent in Meowchat, but oney a
liddle wun) Dem liddel dawgz iz spozed to bark inna Spahnis or
somefing, but dey don't bark at awl. Myownself finkz deyz spies,
workin fur da raccoonz inna woods behine da howse. Alicia, da liddel
blak wun, skweeked, anna Boss sed "Whut da hell wuz dat?"


Maybe deyz rabbitz. We got dem heer, tuu. Myownself kant make no
hassenpfeffer til Ize sure.


Myownself dont wanna be kald 'cannibal' ifn dey reely iz dawgz.


Lori anna da Troops


i am the sekritary of fudz. is all the d*gs eatink gud gud fudz? i
want effurrykitty and efen d*gs to haff gud fudz.
beauty- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


We awl eetz Purina anna Pedigree productz. Da Kid carries a coppy uv
da recall list in hur pokket. (She kallz it 'da sh*t list).

Da liddel dawgz slurpped water owt uv myown bowl. Datz sum nerve,
doncha fink? Dey didn't finish it, so Myownself drank da rest. Dey
got dere own dishes. Dey bedder leev mine aloan.

Lori-dawg, wif a Hihi from Vinnie anna da Troopz


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Old February 2nd 09, 08:01 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Will in New Haven
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Default Liddel Dawgz

On Feb 1, 7:05*pm, "Vincent T. II"
wrote:
On Feb 1, 11:14*am, John Ross Mc Master
wrote:





On Sat, 31 Jan 2009 23:50:17 -0800 (PST), "Vincent T. II"


wrote:
Mine own nayme iz Lorelei von Bern IV. *Ize a furry big dawg. *Ize a
Jermin Sheperd. *Ize in charge heer, wedder da kittiez knoz it or
not. *Baxter knoz it. *Heeza dawg, too, but Ize bigger. *Last munf da
Boss anna da Kid sayved 2 liddle teeny dawgz. *Da huminz sez deyz
dawgz, buttid Ize dowtin dat. *Now myownelf kin bark in Jermin,
Inglish, anna Meowchat, (Ize gottid an ax-sent in Meowchat, but oney a
liddle wun) *Dem liddel dawgz iz spozed to bark inna Spahnis or
somefing, but dey don't bark at awl. *Myownself finkz deyz spies,
workin fur da raccoonz inna woods behine da howse. *Alicia, da liddel
blak wun, skweeked, anna Boss sed "Whut da hell wuz dat?"


Maybe deyz rabbitz. *We got dem heer, tuu. *Myownself kant make no
hassenpfeffer til Ize sure.


Myownself dont wanna be kald 'cannibal' ifn dey reely iz dawgz.


Lori anna da Troops


i am the sekritary of fudz. is all the d*gs eatink gud gud fudz? i
want effurrykitty and efen d*gs to haff gud fudz.
beauty- Hide quoted text -


- Show quoted text -


We awl eetz Purina anna Pedigree productz. *Da Kid carries a coppy uv
da recall list in hur pokket. *(She kallz it 'da sh*t list).

Da liddel dawgz slurpped water owt uv myown bowl. *Datz sum nerve,
doncha fink? *Dey didn't finish it, so Myownself drank da rest. *Dey
got dere own dishes. *Dey bedder leev mine aloan.



dis iz bare, a doggy. it iz ok four da kitteez two drink wadder owet
ub r boles. da deel iz dat dey canna eet r fudz. an dey will gnok down
sum ub da fudz dat dey fin on da counturz an da tabulz sew wee kan
haff a shar.

--
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