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My Meowmie is Mean
Sasha here,
In da dark time, I played with my meowmies shampoo. It was fun, I slipped, and slidded all in meowmies bathtub. When my meowmie got up dis morning, you know what she did? She put me in da tub with da water in it. My meowmie said she have to get the nice smell off me, she say it will make me itch if I leave it on. I tried to scratch and I cried but my meowmie say she give me da bath anyway. Den when she done, she laugh and say I look like da wet rat. I try to hide under da bed, but my meowmie she come under der and det me. My meowmie say it to cold to be a wet rat so I hiss at my meowmie but den she wrap me in da towel and hold me like de baby. I liked dat but I not like da bath. |
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you poor thing,but she was right. You could have got very sick if you had
not had a bath. Best not to play with the shampoo in future! -- Sandra |
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Holly wrote:
Sasha here, In da dark time, I played with my meowmies shampoo. It was fun, I slipped, and slidded all in meowmies bathtub. When my meowmie got up dis morning, you know what she did? She put me in da tub with da water in it. My meowmie said she have to get the nice smell off me, she say it will make me itch if I leave it on. I tried to scratch and I cried but my meowmie say she give me da bath anyway. Den when she done, she laugh and say I look like da wet rat. I try to hide under da bed, but my meowmie she come under der and det me. My meowmie say it to cold to be a wet rat so I hiss at my meowmie but den she wrap me in da towel and hold me like de baby. I liked dat but I not like da bath. Brings back SO many memories of living in Virginia, where 3 cats had to have frequent anti-flea baths! -- NOTE: Alternate eddress is |
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Holly wrote:
Sasha here, In da dark time, I played with my meowmies shampoo. It was fun, I slipped, and slidded all in meowmies bathtub. When my meowmie got up dis morning, you know what she did? She put me in da tub with da water in it. My meowmie said she have to get the nice smell off me, she say it will make me itch if I leave it on. I tried to scratch and I cried but my meowmie say she give me da bath anyway. Den when she done, she laugh and say I look like da wet rat. I try to hide under da bed, but my meowmie she come under der and det me. My meowmie say it to cold to be a wet rat so I hiss at my meowmie but den she wrap me in da towel and hold me like de baby. I liked dat but I not like da bath. Brings back SO many memories of living in Virginia, where 3 cats had to have frequent anti-flea baths! -- NOTE: Alternate eddress is |
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Holly wrote:
Sasha here, In da dark time, I played with my meowmies shampoo. It was fun, I slipped, and slidded all in meowmies bathtub. When my meowmie got up dis morning, you know what she did? She put me in da tub with da water in it. My meowmie said she have to get the nice smell off me, she say it will make me itch if I leave it on. I tried to scratch and I cried but my meowmie say she give me da bath anyway. Den when she done, she laugh and say I look like da wet rat. I try to hide under da bed, but my meowmie she come under der and det me. My meowmie say it to cold to be a wet rat so I hiss at my meowmie but den she wrap me in da towel and hold me like de baby. I liked dat but I not like da bath. Brings back SO many memories of living in Virginia, where 3 cats had to have frequent anti-flea baths! -- NOTE: Alternate eddress is |
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"Holly" wrote in message oups.com... Sasha here, In da dark time, I played with my meowmies shampoo. It was fun, I slipped, and slidded all in meowmies bathtub. When my meowmie got up dis morning, you know what she did? She put me in da tub with da water in it. My meowmie said she have to get the nice smell off me, she say it will make me itch if I leave it on. I tried to scratch and I cried but my meowmie say she give me da bath anyway. Den when she done, she laugh and say I look like da wet rat. I try to hide under da bed, but my meowmie she come under der and det me. My meowmie say it to cold to be a wet rat so I hiss at my meowmie but den she wrap me in da towel and hold me like de baby. I liked dat but I not like da bath. Naw. You wiw feel bedder with da bath. Honest. |
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On 1 Feb 2005 13:07:08 -0800, "Holly"
yodeled: Sasha here, In da dark time, I played with my meowmies shampoo. It was fun, I slipped, and slidded all in meowmies bathtub. When my meowmie got up dis morning, you know what she did? She put me in da tub with da water in it. My meowmie said she have to get the nice smell off me, she say it will make me itch if I leave it on. I tried to scratch and I cried but my meowmie say she give me da bath anyway. Den when she done, she laugh and say I look like da wet rat. I try to hide under da bed, but my meowmie she come under der and det me. My meowmie say it to cold to be a wet rat so I hiss at my meowmie but den she wrap me in da towel and hold me like de baby. I liked dat but I not like da bath. Dear little Sasha, I know it felt yucky to get dunked in the water, but your meowmie was really right to do it. She needed to get the shampoo off you, not just because it could make you itchy, but because it could also get in your eyes and hurt them, or you could swallow some when cleaning your fur, and get sick. You meowmy loves you and wants you to be OK. I hope you are all nice and warm and snuggly now. Maybe there are other ways to get a nice smell that woudn't be bad for you. Theresa Stinky Pictures: http://community.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh My Blog: http://www.humanitas.blogspot.com |
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On 2005-02-01, Sasha dictated:
I tried to scratch and I cried but my meowmie say she give me da bath anyway. Den when she done, she laugh and say I look like da wet rat. I try to hide under da bed, but my meowmie she come under der and det me. My meowmie say it to cold to be a wet rat so I hiss at my meowmie but den she wrap me in da towel and hold me like de baby. I liked dat but I not like da bath. At least your mom had some excuse of a reason! My mom is mean for *no reason at all*. Last night, mom and dad and I were in a serious discussion at the dinner table. Mom was really upset. Something about double-you-fours and not getting a reefer? Reefum? Something. Whatever. Anyway, I was sitting on a kitchen chair, lending my moral support, when suddenly I noticed that this ... this fuzzy THING near my nether regions was twitching provocatively. It caught my attention, and I stared at it as it twitched nervously back and forth. How dare this fuzzy thing be near my posterior, and how DARE it TWITCH like that?? Well, I had to teach it a lesson in manners, so I reached out, grabbed it, and caught a big mouthful. Apparently, it was my tail. Ahem. I instantly proceeded to groom it and the rest of my body, thoroughly. I knew it was my tail all along, of course. I mean, who wouldn't know their own tail when they saw it? Utterly insane. Mom, though, just laughed and laughed. Like she thought I'd really (hah) mistaken my tail for an enemy. I glared at her, but she wouldn't shut up. Stupid humans. And I never did figure out why mom and dad were so upset. At least they kissed and made up before going to bed, so I had a comfy place to sleep. -- monique, roommate of Oscar the (female) grouch ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Eros was adopted! Eros has a home now! *cheer!* |
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Holly wrote:
Sasha here, In da dark time, I played with my meowmies shampoo. It was fun, I slipped, and slidded all in meowmies bathtub. When my meowmie got up dis morning, you know what she did? She put me in da tub with da water in it. My meowmie said she have to get the nice smell off me, she say it will make me itch if I leave it on. I tried to scratch and I cried but my meowmie say she give me da bath anyway. Den when she done, she laugh and say I look like da wet rat. I try to hide under da bed, but my meowmie she come under der and det me. My meowmie say it to cold to be a wet rat so I hiss at my meowmie but den she wrap me in da towel and hold me like de baby. I liked dat but I not like da bath. Poor Sasha I hadda baf onced. Mommy didn't dunk me, but held me unner a stream of runnin water. Den she poured some of da slimey stuff on me and rubbed it in. It got all bubbly. Mommy rubbed me all over and made sure dat none of it got in my face or ears (she's good about dat). Den she held me under da runnin water again and washed alla da foamy stuff off. Den she wrapped me in a fuzzy thing called a towell and it sopped up mosta da water. Wen she unrapped me, she said my fur looked like a gerbil was having a bad hair day and laffed at me. I didn't like dat. Den to make matters worst, she sprayed some yellow stuff* on me dat smelled awfull - like rotten eggies. Da one good thing about alla dat was dat Ernie Minnie & Moe all got bafs & spayed too. Ernie screamed da most. I just squirmied around abit. Mommy said dat da stinky stuff was to get rid of da ring worm - she said it was da itchy places we had. Mimi (Boyfriend's girlfriend) *Note from Mommy: the yellow stuff was the LymDip (sulferated lime solution) that TED gave (er, sold) us to help get rid of the ring worm, and it worked, too. Also helped with a few fleas. They said it would stink pretty bad, but it wasn't too bad - not nearly as bad as the litterbox! |
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On Tue, 01 Feb 2005 13:07:08 -0800, Holly wrote:
Sasha here, In da dark time, I played with my meowmies shampoo. It was fun, I slipped, and slidded all in meowmies bathtub. When my meowmie got up dis morning, you know what she did? She put me in da tub with da water in it. My meowmie said she have to get the nice smell off me, she say it will make me itch if I leave it on. I tried to scratch and I cried but my meowmie say she give me da bath anyway. Den when she done, she laugh and say I look like da wet rat. I try to hide under da bed, but my meowmie she come under der and det me. My meowmie say it to cold to be a wet rat so I hiss at my meowmie but den she wrap me in da towel and hold me like de baby. I liked dat but I not like da bath. ] Poor baby! That'll reach you to stay out of your Meowmie's things, MLB |
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