Ranger Snow-Cat

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"Granby" wrote:

Yez, anna I gotted mineownselfz some of da heated glubes for mine paws like
I gotted for Harri. Dem iz really neat. I haz an extra set iffin u wantz
dem. Dat way u kan stay in da out longet. Deze gremblins are ferri sneaky
iznt dey?

Oh, fangu! Dat would be furry helpful. Yep, deze snow greeblings is
furry, furry sneaky. Dey has ways of walkin on da snow wifout leaving
prints.

Ranger

UB ~ Um, Ranger, kiddo?? That's what happens when it snows out SOME
MORE. :-)

*Unca Cory looks at Ranger sideways...*

You've been tail-deep in the nip lately, haven't you??

--- Unca Cory

Ummm - uhhhhh - I'z not going to say nufing bout dat!

Ranger

"Cory" wrote in message
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Hihi diz iz O T anna u guyz wanna kno how dum deze hoomanz kan beez?
Da
Gramby was wonnering why her hadn't heard anyfing from Unkle Bill's
house
den, her scovered dat him waz inna her Kill File annd I knowz her
wudnt du
dat. Her said a kuple of nautie wordz to da puter.

I'm still trying to get Gravity (my newsreader) to thread correctly.
It
hasn't worked right for months, and it's REALLY beginning to bug the
snot outta me. I honestly don't know what the problem is. It WAS
working just fine a while ago.

--- Unca Cory

Datz serriouz, wen Grabity duzent woik!

Pit2nya

"Cory" wrote in message
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In article ,
says...
In article ,
"Granby" wrote:

Yez, anna I gotted mineownselfz some of da heated glubes for mine paws
like
I gotted for Harri. Dem iz really neat. I haz an extra set iffin u
wantz
dem. Dat way u kan stay in da out longet. Deze gremblins are ferri
sneaky
iznt dey?

Oh, fangu! Dat would be furry helpful. Yep, deze snow greeblings is
furry, furry sneaky. Dey has ways of walkin on da snow wifout leaving
prints.

Ranger

UB ~ Um, Ranger, kiddo?? That's what happens when it snows out SOME
MORE. :-)

Unka Cory, I fingkz Ranger knowz da difurence tween trackz gittin cuvvered
up an trackz dat iznt dere in da firstest place.

Sundance

On Tue, 09 Dec 2008 16:04:15 -0800, Sundance wrote:

UB ~ Um, Ranger, kiddo?? That's what happens when it snows out SOME
MORE. :-)

Unka Cory, I fingkz Ranger knowz da difurence tween trackz gittin
cuvvered up an trackz dat iznt dere in da firstest place.

Sundance

Dat's ok, Sundance, him jus doesn't know dat greeblings are kinda magical.

[Behind paw] We'z got to rememfur, though him is a honorary cat, him is
really just a hoomin so we'z can't 'spect him to know bout deze fings.
Him iz a great guy, and him luvs kitties, an we luvs him, but him still
is missin da basic catly understanding of some fings, like greeblings.
Wez luf him, but we'z gotz to rememfur dat him still beleefs in fings
like da laws of Fyziks and stuffz like dat.

Ranger

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jently shreddid... Ranger iz sayin' nyse fingz abowt mine Pawpa...

Wez luf him, but we'z gotz to rememfur dat him still beleefs in fings
like da laws of Fyziks and stuffz like dat.

Ranger

Blaym Grandpaw fur Pawpa'z beeleef in da Lawz uf Fizzikz. Him
(Grandpaw) hazza Paw-Aych-Dee (Ph.D) innit, affur awl!

--- Onyx

--
39 days until the End of an Error...

Wez luf him, but we'z gotz to rememfur dat him still beleefs in fings
like da laws of Fyziks and stuffz like dat.

Ranger

Blaym Grandpaw fur Pawpa'z beeleef in da Lawz uf Fizzikz. Him
(Grandpaw) hazza Paw-Aych-Dee (Ph.D) innit, affur awl!

--- Onyx

Oh - datz unnerstandable den. Mine hoomin duznt efen haf dat excuse -
him only has a Bachupurrs degree in Injineering. Him is learnin how
stuffz work, but furry, furry slowly.

At least him keeps da fud bowls filled while him is learning.

Ranger

Jus 4 ur informationz, grabity iz working at ourown houze. Willow knocked
ofver a kandle, (it wuzen lighted) itelf falled off da tablez.
Piglet just watching to be sure that gravity was workig right.
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"Cory" wrote in message
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In article , says...
Hihi diz iz O T anna u guyz wanna kno how dum deze hoomanz kan beez? Da
Gramby was wonnering why her hadn't heard anyfing from Unkle Bill's
house
den, her scovered dat him waz inna her Kill File annd I knowz her wudnt
du
dat. Her said a kuple of nautie wordz to da puter.

I'm still trying to get Gravity (my newsreader) to thread correctly. It
hasn't worked right for months, and it's REALLY beginning to bug the
snot outta me. I honestly don't know what the problem is. It WAS
working just fine a while ago.

--- Unca Cory

Datz serriouz, wen Grabity duzent woik!

Pit2nya

"Ranger Roadkitten Mahoney"
Hihi diz iz O T anna u guyz wanna kno how dum deze hoomanz kan beez? Da
Gramby was wonnering why her hadn't heard anyfing from Unkle Bill's house
den, her scovered dat him waz inna her Kill File annd I knowz her wudnt
du
dat. Her said a kuple of nautie wordz to da puter.

Da same fingy hapened tew meowmie, da Gramby ended up in hur killfile once,
anna I ulso know hur woodnt dew dat either.

Sumtimez da pooters duz nasty stuffz when we izn't watching dem. Miz
Ameliagrump is allez bizzee trying to keep ourz pooters workin right.

Ranger

I say we go bak tew uzin typeriterz, whateffer doze r.

Mosey