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Old June 18th 11, 11:54 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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Default TED TERRORS!!!

so it wuz berree erelee onna friday, now we iz usta hoominz clean owrz boxes
anna penthouses beclawz da kleenerz peoplez comez onna friday, but diz day
along wiffa reglur stuffz, da furree klippez owrz klawz anna soft anna furee
brushes uses, den we getted loked up until kleanerz leafed den we wented to
ted... we willz pozt bowt dat later beclawz itz kinda long ann we decided
each of uses wuld tellz owrz own storree.

OEJ for her grumpy howz, 'cept for MH beclawz he haz alreadee getted refenge


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Old June 18th 11, 03:13 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Default TED TERRORS!!!


Oh noze..wai r bad fing happining? maybe da full Moon haz sumpfin tew dew
wiff et. ai wyl chek in laytur tew heer da story.
PUUUUUUUUUUUUURS
Mosey, MeOwy, n da rezt uff owr big famlee


so it wuz berree erelee onna friday, now we iz usta hoominz clean owrz
boxes

anna penthouses beclawz da kleenerz peoplez comez onna friday, but diz day
along wiffa reglur stuffz, da furree klippez owrz klawz anna soft anna furee
brushes uses, den we getted loked up until kleanerz leafed den we wented to
ted... we willz pozt bowt dat later beclawz itz kinda long ann we decided
each of uses wuld tellz owrz own storree.

OEJ for her grumpy howz, 'cept for MH beclawz he haz alreadee getted
refenge


  #3  
Old June 18th 11, 05:18 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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Default TED TERRORS!!!

OEJ standz up anna sayz, when dey getted minesef owtta jail anna wated me, i
wated nine pwndz anna ten ownzes... da ted liked mine wate, den dey steeled
mine bloodz... den i returned to da rum where ted wuz anna hersef liztened
to mine heart, she sayed mine heart murmur wazint anee wurze, anna mayhapz a
bit better dan efin in januraree... she alwzo sayed mine furz wuz muc nizer
so da doze of mine medicinez waz juzt perfekt beclawz wnen hersef readed da
rezultz mine thyroid mumber wuz juzt purfekt. I didunt kick, hizz or bite
but i sqwimed, i didunt get shotted beclawz now we onlee getsa shotted efuri
free yearz. OEJ


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so it wuz berree erelee onna friday, now we iz usta hoominz clean owrz
boxes anna penthouses beclawz da kleenerz peoplez comez onna friday, but
diz day along wiffa reglur stuffz, da furree klippez owrz klawz anna soft
anna furee brushes uses, den we getted loked up until kleanerz leafed den
we wented to ted... we willz pozt bowt dat later beclawz itz kinda long
ann we decided each of uses wuld tellz owrz own storree.

OEJ for her grumpy howz, 'cept for MH beclawz he haz alreadee getted
refenge




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Old June 18th 11, 05:22 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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barbi stands up anna sayz, da te heper sayez i wated sefin pwndz anna two
anna haf ownzes... da ted zamined me pushin anna rpoddin all ofur, beree
rud... I tryada hide by da soft before she snatched minesef... butted i
refuzled ta purr so der.I hadda sore on mine side where i licked to muc so
it getted a shotted, anna furree getted goopee smellee stuf furmda store ta
mess up mine fur wif but dat iz all mine newz, diz here smelle stuff... ne o
sporinze... but it duzint haf ane kneez, iz ookee anna when da furree putz
itsef on me den soft howdez me fura while befur i kan get it washed off...

dey diskuzzed strezz anna alleregeez, iz 'lergic ta ben poked in rude
pwazes!!!

barbi
"Storrmmee" wrote in message
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so it wuz berree erelee onna friday, now we iz usta hoominz clean owrz
boxes anna penthouses beclawz da kleenerz peoplez comez onna friday, but
diz day along wiffa reglur stuffz, da furree klippez owrz klawz anna soft
anna furee brushes uses, den we getted loked up until kleanerz leafed den
we wented to ted... we willz pozt bowt dat later beclawz itz kinda long
ann we decided each of uses wuld tellz owrz own storree.

OEJ for her grumpy howz, 'cept for MH beclawz he haz alreadee getted
refenge




  #5  
Old June 18th 11, 05:30 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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chester standz up anna sorta blushes a bit...i watez11 pwndz anna 12
ownzes... diz wuza horrible twip to da ted fur mine sef... furzt of all ted
sayed i waza onlee kittee whut haz gained wate... so? mine name iz chester
da ingester fura rezun!!! den sh poke mine bellee anna ruffled mine furz
beclawz soft telled her to, i object to diz rude beafur anna afur a while da
ted stopped... gud becalwz i waz gettin readee ta stop purrin ifin she
hadint!!! i purred so muc she awmozt kuldint hear mine heart, gud... den
her luked in mine mowf anna sayed da rudezt thing efur, she sayed how kan
ursef haf gained wate ifin ur teefz iz so bad... so den, she telledsa sof i
haffa getsa "dental" which i duzint liksa sownd of at all

den when we finallee getted away furm ted anna kamed home, furree stufffed a
pill in mine mowf anna he did dat agin diz mornin... i hasta takesa
antibotic fur sefin dayz, anna inna middle i willz go bak to ted on tewdee
mornin fur da "dental" did i say i didunt liksa sownda dat?

awso, she telled soft she wuld poke on mine belly anna if she finded what
shoulda been fixed whut wazint broked in mine belly she wuld get rid ofit...

i iz now tired so will now go nape.

chester
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so it wuz berree erelee onna friday, now we iz usta hoominz clean owrz
boxes anna penthouses beclawz da kleenerz peoplez comez onna friday, but
diz day along wiffa reglur stuffz, da furree klippez owrz klawz anna soft
anna furee brushes uses, den we getted loked up until kleanerz leafed den
we wented to ted... we willz pozt bowt dat later beclawz itz kinda long
ann we decided each of uses wuld tellz owrz own storree.

OEJ for her grumpy howz, 'cept for MH beclawz he haz alreadee getted
refenge




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Old June 18th 11, 06:01 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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Default TED TERRORS!!!

MH stands up, welll, i knewed whut wuz comin so befure we efin getted to ted
i hurked in mine jail, anna juzt fur gud mezure i peed inna jail awlso, dey
hadda klean mine long furz anna den i minesef growled atta ted anna furree,
but den i qwit beclawz furree getted purtee krnkee wif minesef...

I wated elfin pwndz anna ten onwzes diz wuz some loozed anna ted wuz
purlezed beclawz her rud sef sayed i wuz twooo flufee but i iz big boned,
hrmph, efurithin elze wuz in gud wurkin rorder, at leazt befure hersef poked
alla awrownd, MH

"Storrmmee" wrote in message
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so it wuz berree erelee onna friday, now we iz usta hoominz clean owrz
boxes anna penthouses beclawz da kleenerz peoplez comez onna friday, but
diz day along wiffa reglur stuffz, da furree klippez owrz klawz anna soft
anna furee brushes uses, den we getted loked up until kleanerz leafed den
we wented to ted... we willz pozt bowt dat later beclawz itz kinda long
ann we decided each of uses wuld tellz owrz own storree.

OEJ for her grumpy howz, 'cept for MH beclawz he haz alreadee getted
refenge




  #7  
Old June 18th 11, 06:03 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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Default TED TERRORS!!!

ooppz i watez nine pwndz anna six anna haf ownzes, OEJ, glarin atta soft
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OEJ standz up anna sayz, when dey getted minesef owtta jail anna wated me,
i wated nine pwndz anna ten ownzes... da ted liked mine wate, den dey
steeled mine bloodz... den i returned to da rum where ted wuz anna hersef
liztened to mine heart, she sayed mine heart murmur wazint anee wurze,
anna mayhapz a bit better dan efin in januraree... she alwzo sayed mine
furz wuz muc nizer so da doze of mine medicinez waz juzt perfekt beclawz
wnen hersef readed da rezultz mine thyroid mumber wuz juzt purfekt. I
didunt kick, hizz or bite but i sqwimed, i didunt get shotted beclawz now
we onlee getsa shotted efuri free yearz. OEJ


"Storrmmee" wrote in message
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so it wuz berree erelee onna friday, now we iz usta hoominz clean owrz
boxes anna penthouses beclawz da kleenerz peoplez comez onna friday, but
diz day along wiffa reglur stuffz, da furree klippez owrz klawz anna soft
anna furee brushes uses, den we getted loked up until kleanerz leafed den
we wented to ted... we willz pozt bowt dat later beclawz itz kinda long
ann we decided each of uses wuld tellz owrz own storree.

OEJ for her grumpy howz, 'cept for MH beclawz he haz alreadee getted
refenge






  #8  
Old June 18th 11, 06:46 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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Default TED TERRORS!!!

me anna trudi nefure seed owrz messagez, purleze letz use s know if ursef
haz seed them,

storrmmee anna trudi!!!
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so it wuz berree erelee onna friday, now we iz usta hoominz clean owrz
boxes anna penthouses beclawz da kleenerz peoplez comez onna friday, but
diz day along wiffa reglur stuffz, da furree klippez owrz klawz anna soft
anna furee brushes uses, den we getted loked up until kleanerz leafed den
we wented to ted... we willz pozt bowt dat later beclawz itz kinda long
ann we decided each of uses wuld tellz owrz own storree.

OEJ for her grumpy howz, 'cept for MH beclawz he haz alreadee getted
refenge




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Old June 18th 11, 07:30 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Default TED TERRORS!!!

we red dem at ourown houze. Piglett who finds the TED person offensive

"Storrmmee" wrote in message ...

me anna trudi nefure seed owrz messagez, purleze letz use s know if ursef
haz seed them,

storrmmee anna trudi!!!
"Storrmmee" wrote in message
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so it wuz berree erelee onna friday, now we iz usta hoominz clean owrz
boxes anna penthouses beclawz da kleenerz peoplez comez onna friday, but
diz day along wiffa reglur stuffz, da furree klippez owrz klawz anna soft
anna furee brushes uses, den we getted loked up until kleanerz leafed den
we wented to ted... we willz pozt bowt dat later beclawz itz kinda long
ann we decided each of uses wuld tellz owrz own storree.

OEJ for her grumpy howz, 'cept for MH beclawz he haz alreadee getted
refenge



  #10  
Old June 18th 11, 08:22 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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Default TED TERRORS!!!

az long az dy getted sended we iz gud, storrmmee, who findz all hoominz
'ceptin furee 'fensif,
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we red dem at ourown houze. Piglett who finds the TED person offensive

"Storrmmee" wrote in message ...

me anna trudi nefure seed owrz messagez, purleze letz use s know if ursef
haz seed them,

storrmmee anna trudi!!!
"Storrmmee" wrote in message
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so it wuz berree erelee onna friday, now we iz usta hoominz clean owrz
boxes anna penthouses beclawz da kleenerz peoplez comez onna friday, but
diz day along wiffa reglur stuffz, da furree klippez owrz klawz anna soft
anna furee brushes uses, den we getted loked up until kleanerz leafed den
we wented to ted... we willz pozt bowt dat later beclawz itz kinda long
ann we decided each of uses wuld tellz owrz own storree.

OEJ for her grumpy howz, 'cept for MH beclawz he haz alreadee getted
refenge





 




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