TED TERRORS!!!

On Sat, 18 Jun 2011 05:54:18 -0500, "Storrmmee"
wrote:

so it wuz berree erelee onna friday, now we iz usta hoominz clean owrz boxes
anna penthouses beclawz da kleenerz peoplez comez onna friday, but diz day
along wiffa reglur stuffz, da furree klippez owrz klawz anna soft anna furee
brushes uses, den we getted loked up until kleanerz leafed den we wented to
ted... we willz pozt bowt dat later beclawz itz kinda long ann we decided
each of uses wuld tellz owrz own storree.

OEJ for her grumpy howz, 'cept for MH beclawz he haz alreadee getted refenge


I haop you escape!
Spring

On Jun 18, 1:01*pm, "Storrmmee" wrote:
MH stands up, welll, i knewed whut wuz comin so befure we efin getted to ted
i hurked in mine jail, anna juzt fur gud mezure i peed inna jail awlso, dey
hadda klean mine long furz anna den i minesef growled atta ted anna furree,
but den i qwit beclawz furree getted purtee krnkee wif minesef...

I wated elfin pwndz anna ten onwzes diz wuz some loozed anna ted wuz
purlezed beclawz her rud sef sayed i wuz twooo flufee but i iz big boned,
hrmph, efurithin elze wuz in gud wurkin rorder, at leazt befure hersef poked
alla awrownd, MH

Oh, my, yoo is bigbig an sew smarted, mine wunnerful mancat. Yoo
hanled dat ordeel furry well. I onlee way a littl mor dan four pounce
mineseff butted I feel furry protekted besides yoo.

---
Yoor sekrit admirer-kitty, Missy

I C dem awl.
Mine catdowlenzez tu mozt ov yuz, catulashunz tu d'oddurz.
P2nya

"Storrmmee" wrote in message
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me anna trudi nefure seed owrz messagez, purleze letz use s know if
ursef haz seed them,

storrmmee anna trudi!!!
"Storrmmee" wrote in message
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so it wuz berree erelee onna friday, now we iz usta hoominz clean
owrz boxes anna penthouses beclawz da kleenerz peoplez comez onna
friday, but diz day along wiffa reglur stuffz, da furree klippez owrz
klawz anna soft anna furee brushes uses, den we getted loked up until
kleanerz leafed den we wented to ted... we willz pozt bowt dat later
beclawz itz kinda long ann we decided each of uses wuld tellz owrz
own storree.

OEJ for her grumpy howz, 'cept for MH beclawz he haz alreadee getted
refenge

ursef are juzt da rite wate... ursef can hide unner mine belly furz ifin i
stndz up, MH
"Will in New Haven" wrote in message
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On Jun 18, 1:01 pm, "Storrmmee" wrote:
MH stands up, welll, i knewed whut wuz comin so befure we efin getted to
ted
i hurked in mine jail, anna juzt fur gud mezure i peed inna jail awlso,
dey
hadda klean mine long furz anna den i minesef growled atta ted anna
furree,
but den i qwit beclawz furree getted purtee krnkee wif minesef...

I wated elfin pwndz anna ten onwzes diz wuz some loozed anna ted wuz
purlezed beclawz her rud sef sayed i wuz twooo flufee but i iz big boned,
hrmph, efurithin elze wuz in gud wurkin rorder, at leazt befure hersef
poked
alla awrownd, MH

Oh, my, yoo is bigbig an sew smarted, mine wunnerful mancat. Yoo
hanled dat ordeel furry well. I onlee way a littl mor dan four pounce
mineseff butted I feel furry protekted besides yoo.

---
Yoor sekrit admirer-kitty, Missy

kule, mine anna storrmmee'z nefur haz showed up on owrz own pooter, hrmph,
trudi
"Sylvia M" wrote in message
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I C dem awl.
Mine catdowlenzez tu mozt ov yuz, catulashunz tu d'oddurz.
P2nya

"Storrmmee" wrote in message
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me anna trudi nefure seed owrz messagez, purleze letz use s know if ursef
haz seed them,

storrmmee anna trudi!!!
"Storrmmee" wrote in message
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so it wuz berree erelee onna friday, now we iz usta hoominz clean owrz
boxes anna penthouses beclawz da kleenerz peoplez comez onna friday, but
diz day along wiffa reglur stuffz, da furree klippez owrz klawz anna
soft anna furee brushes uses, den we getted loked up until kleanerz
leafed den we wented to ted... we willz pozt bowt dat later beclawz itz
kinda long ann we decided each of uses wuld tellz owrz own storree.

OEJ for her grumpy howz, 'cept for MH beclawz he haz alreadee getted
refenge

Oh noze Chester, ai had tew tayke antiboticx in uh liqwid form fur sefin
dayz tew n dewn had tew hab mai teef cleened tew, n
den ai kame hoan da sayme dai n wuz vury wobbly cuz da TED mayde meh tayke
uh nape wen dey kleened mai teef.
ai a gwad yew r awl umkay cuz we awl wuffs yerownselfs vury mutch. Diz wuz
ubaowt uh munth or sew ugo.
Yew r awl sutch gudgud frendz tew usses. ai fink ai telled yew dat meowmie
haz yer kissamouse kard frum wast yeer tayped tew da top uff hur laptop
pooter sew hur kan see wat yew awl wook wike.
Hur is kinda upset wiff meh cuz ai pooped owt side da lidderbawkex twice
tewnite n hur hadda cleen et up, but hur dint yell at meh. hur truiez tew
keep dem kleen. da 4 uf usses hab 3 uff dem boxez.
ai gezz ai doo da jest tew git hut untenshun...MH, yew wook ulot wike meh
[Mosey] n et wuz sillee uff yew tew pee n hurk befur yew wint tew TED,
ai mayke meowmie grumpy hurk tew, but hur duzznt yell at meh den eethur.
Luffs n nosepoinks. tew owr frendz.
Mosey, MeOwy Pooky, Sqweex n Pipps


chester standz up anna sorta blushes a bit...i watez11 pwndz anna 12
ownzes... diz wuza horrible twip to da ted fur mine sef... furzt of all ted
sayed i waza onlee kittee whut haz gained wate... so? mine name iz chester
da ingester fura rezun!!! den sh poke mine bellee anna ruffled mine furz
beclawz soft telled her to, i object to diz rude beafur anna afur a while da
ted stopped... gud becalwz i waz gettin readee ta stop purrin ifin she
hadint!!! i purred so muc she awmozt kuldint hear mine heart, gud... den
her luked in mine mowf anna sayed da rudezt thing efur, she sayed how kan
ursef haf gained wate ifin ur teefz iz so bad... so den, she telledsa sof i
haffa getsa "dental" which i duzint liksa sownd of at all

den when we finallee getted away furm ted anna kamed home, furree stufffed a
pill in mine mowf anna he did dat agin diz mornin... i hasta takesa
antibotic fur sefin dayz, anna inna middle i willz go bak to ted on tewdee
mornin fur da "dental" did i say i didunt liksa sownda dat?

awso, she telled soft she wuld poke on mine belly anna if she finded what
shoulda been fixed whut wazint broked in mine belly she wuld get rid ofit...

i iz now tired so will now go nape.

chester
"Storrmmee" wrote in message
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so it wuz berree erelee onna friday, now we iz usta hoominz clean owrz
boxes anna penthouses beclawz da kleenerz peoplez comez onna friday, but
diz day along wiffa reglur stuffz, da furree klippez owrz klawz anna soft
anna furee brushes uses, den we getted loked up until kleanerz leafed den
we wented to ted... we willz pozt bowt dat later beclawz itz kinda long
ann we decided each of uses wuld tellz owrz own storree.

OEJ for her grumpy howz, 'cept for MH beclawz he haz alreadee getted
refenge

Wee see awl dem, um yer poztz tew..yeUP n ai ugree wiff P2nya Mosey
fur hiz famlee


I C dem awl.
Mine catdowlenzez tu mozt ov yuz, catulashunz tu d'oddurz.
P2nya

"Storrmmee" wrote in message
...
me anna trudi nefure seed owrz messagez, purleze letz use s know if ursef
haz seed them,

storrmmee anna trudi!!!
"Storrmmee" wrote in message
...
so it wuz berree erelee onna friday, now we iz usta hoominz clean owrz
boxes anna penthouses beclawz da kleenerz peoplez comez onna friday, but
diz day along wiffa reglur stuffz, da furree klippez owrz klawz anna soft
anna furee brushes uses, den we getted loked up until kleanerz leafed den
we wented to ted... we willz pozt bowt dat later beclawz itz kinda long
ann we decided each of uses wuld tellz owrz own storree.

OEJ for her grumpy howz, 'cept for MH beclawz he haz alreadee getted
refenge

i getted pillz, itz kinda funnee akshulee, beclawz efuri mornin mee anna oej
getsa pillz, den barbi getsa neosporinz, den inna efin i getsa pill, anna
furree checkz barbis side, sometimez jer willz getsa medicinez inna efin
awlso.

i reallee duzint wantsa go to ted agin but she haza hoominz hypnotiezed.
chester

hi mozey, i hurked anna peed to purnish doz hiiminz fur takin minsefta ted,
MH


"Mosey =^..^=" wrote in message
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Oh noze Chester, ai had tew tayke antiboticx in uh liqwid form fur sefin
dayz tew n dewn had tew hab mai teef cleened tew, n
den ai kame hoan da sayme dai n wuz vury wobbly cuz da TED mayde meh tayke
uh nape wen dey kleened mai teef.
ai a gwad yew r awl umkay cuz we awl wuffs yerownselfs vury mutch. Diz
wuz ubaowt uh munth or sew ugo.
Yew r awl sutch gudgud frendz tew usses. ai fink ai telled yew dat meowmie
haz yer kissamouse kard frum wast yeer tayped tew da top uff hur laptop
pooter sew hur kan see wat yew awl wook wike.
Hur is kinda upset wiff meh cuz ai pooped owt side da lidderbawkex twice
tewnite n hur hadda cleen et up, but hur dint yell at meh. hur truiez tew
keep dem kleen. da 4 uf usses hab 3 uff dem boxez.
ai gezz ai doo da jest tew git hut untenshun...MH, yew wook ulot wike meh
[Mosey] n et wuz sillee uff yew tew pee n hurk befur yew wint tew TED,
ai mayke meowmie grumpy hurk tew, but hur duzznt yell at meh den eethur.
Luffs n nosepoinks. tew owr frendz.
Mosey, MeOwy Pooky, Sqweex n Pipps


chester standz up anna sorta blushes a bit...i watez11 pwndz anna 12
ownzes... diz wuza horrible twip to da ted fur mine sef... furzt of all
ted
sayed i waza onlee kittee whut haz gained wate... so? mine name iz
chester
da ingester fura rezun!!! den sh poke mine bellee anna ruffled mine furz
beclawz soft telled her to, i object to diz rude beafur anna afur a while
da
ted stopped... gud becalwz i waz gettin readee ta stop purrin ifin she
hadint!!! i purred so muc she awmozt kuldint hear mine heart, gud... den
her luked in mine mowf anna sayed da rudezt thing efur, she sayed how kan
ursef haf gained wate ifin ur teefz iz so bad... so den, she telledsa sof
i
haffa getsa "dental" which i duzint liksa sownd of at all

den when we finallee getted away furm ted anna kamed home, furree stufffed
a
pill in mine mowf anna he did dat agin diz mornin... i hasta takesa
antibotic fur sefin dayz, anna inna middle i willz go bak to ted on tewdee
mornin fur da "dental" did i say i didunt liksa sownda dat?

awso, she telled soft she wuld poke on mine belly anna if she finded what
shoulda been fixed whut wazint broked in mine belly she wuld get rid
ofit...

i iz now tired so will now go nape.

chester
"Storrmmee" wrote in message
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so it wuz berree erelee onna friday, now we iz usta hoominz clean owrz
boxes anna penthouses beclawz da kleenerz peoplez comez onna friday, but
diz day along wiffa reglur stuffz, da furree klippez owrz klawz anna soft
anna furee brushes uses, den we getted loked up until kleanerz leafed den
we wented to ted... we willz pozt bowt dat later beclawz itz kinda long
ann we decided each of uses wuld tellz owrz own storree.

OEJ for her grumpy howz, 'cept for MH beclawz he haz alreadee getted
refenge

fang alla ursefz fur karin, OEJ fur herown howze,
"Mosey =^..^=" wrote in message
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Wee see awl dem, um yer poztz tew..yeUP n ai ugree wiff P2nya Mosey
fur hiz famlee


I C dem awl.
Mine catdowlenzez tu mozt ov yuz, catulashunz tu d'oddurz.
P2nya

"Storrmmee" wrote in message
...
me anna trudi nefure seed owrz messagez, purleze letz use s know if ursef
haz seed them,

storrmmee anna trudi!!!
"Storrmmee" wrote in message
...
so it wuz berree erelee onna friday, now we iz usta hoominz clean owrz
boxes anna penthouses beclawz da kleenerz peoplez comez onna friday, but
diz day along wiffa reglur stuffz, da furree klippez owrz klawz anna
soft anna furee brushes uses, den we getted loked up until kleanerz
leafed den we wented to ted... we willz pozt bowt dat later beclawz itz
kinda long ann we decided each of uses wuld tellz owrz own storree.

OEJ for her grumpy howz, 'cept for MH beclawz he haz alreadee getted
refenge