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Kitten huffing
This is truly bizarre. Don't read unless you can handle surrealism:
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Kitten_Huffing ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- e m a i l : j a c k @ c a m p i n . m e . u k Jack Campin, 11 Third Street, Newtongrange, Midlothian EH22 4PU, Scotland mobile 07800 739 557 http://www.campin.me.uk Twitter: JackCampin |
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Kitten huffing
On 07/27/2012 05:44 AM, Jack Campin wrote:
This is truly bizarre. Don't read unless you can handle surrealism: http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Kitten_Huffing ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- e m a i l : j a c k @ c a m p i n . m e . u k Jack Campin, 11 Third Street, Newtongrange, Midlothian EH22 4PU, Scotland mobile 07800 739 557http://www.campin.me.uk Twitter: JackCampin Wots "huffin"? URL doesn't work. |
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Kitten huffing
"MLB" wrote in message ... On 07/27/2012 05:44 AM, Jack Campin wrote: This is truly bizarre. Don't read unless you can handle surrealism: http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Kitten_Huffing ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- e m a i l : j a c k @ c a m p i n . m e . u k Jack Campin, 11 Third Street, Newtongrange, Midlothian EH22 4PU, Scotland mobile 07800 739 557http://www.campin.me.uk Twitter: JackCampin Wots "huffin"? URL doesn't work. it is a reference to a south park episode of sniffing cat urine. It basically you put a cat into a enclosed area scare it and huff the endorphins released when they get scared. It is a practical joke like snipping and bonsai kitten but there is a big problem with kitten huffing Long term effects The Following is a list of effects from Long term huffing: a.. Coughing up hairballs b.. Hallucinations of the kittens you've huffed (they won't be happy to see you) c.. Unintentional Meowing d.. Unintentional fornication involving an iron stick e.. A fear of Dogs f.. You may develop a hunger for mice g.. A fascination with dangling pieces of string and/or tinsel h.. A fear of water i.. Only being able to drink liquids from a saucer |
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Kitten huffing
On 07/27/2012 01:11 PM, Matthew wrote:
wrote in message ... On 07/27/2012 05:44 AM, Jack Campin wrote: This is truly bizarre. Don't read unless you can handle surrealism: http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Kitten_Huffing ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- e m a i l : j a c k @ c a m p i n . m e . u k Jack Campin, 11 Third Street, Newtongrange, Midlothian EH22 4PU, Scotland mobile 07800 739 557http://www.campin.me.uk Twitter: JackCampin Wots "huffin"? URL doesn't work. it is a reference to a south park episode of sniffing cat urine. It basically you put a cat into a enclosed area scare it and huff the endorphins released when they get scared. It is a practical joke like snipping and bonsai kitten but there is a big problem with kitten huffing Long term effects The Following is a list of effects from Long term huffing: a.. Coughing up hairballs b.. Hallucinations of the kittens you've huffed (they won't be happy to see you) c.. Unintentional Meowing d.. Unintentional fornication involving an iron stick e.. A fear of Dogs f.. You may develop a hunger for mice g.. A fascination with dangling pieces of string and/or tinsel h.. A fear of water i.. Only being able to drink liquids from a saucer Thanks, Matthew. Things keep getting more weird all the time. Is there anything fun or interesting in your "neck of the woods"? Best wishes MLB |
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Kitten huffing
"MLB" wrote in message ... On 07/27/2012 01:11 PM, Matthew wrote: wrote in message ... On 07/27/2012 05:44 AM, Jack Campin wrote: This is truly bizarre. Don't read unless you can handle surrealism: http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Kitten_Huffing ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- e m a i l : j a c k @ c a m p i n . m e . u k Jack Campin, 11 Third Street, Newtongrange, Midlothian EH22 4PU, Scotland mobile 07800 739 557http://www.campin.me.uk Twitter: JackCampin Wots "huffin"? URL doesn't work. it is a reference to a south park episode of sniffing cat urine. It basically you put a cat into a enclosed area scare it and huff the endorphins released when they get scared. It is a practical joke like snipping and bonsai kitten but there is a big problem with kitten huffing Long term effects The Following is a list of effects from Long term huffing: a.. Coughing up hairballs b.. Hallucinations of the kittens you've huffed (they won't be happy to see you) c.. Unintentional Meowing d.. Unintentional fornication involving an iron stick e.. A fear of Dogs f.. You may develop a hunger for mice g.. A fascination with dangling pieces of string and/or tinsel h.. A fear of water i.. Only being able to drink liquids from a saucer Thanks, Matthew. Things keep getting more weird all the time. Is there anything fun or interesting in your "neck of the woods"? Best wishes MLB Nope just 105 degrees hot as heck and next week marks a birthday that puts me half way to the retirement home other than that trying to keep the bills paid work out as much as possible with the bum ankle keep the masters happy |
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Kitten huffing
On 07/27/2012 04:00 PM, Matthew wrote:
wrote in message ... On 07/27/2012 01:11 PM, Matthew wrote: wrote in message ... On 07/27/2012 05:44 AM, Jack Campin wrote: This is truly bizarre. Don't read unless you can handle surrealism: http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Kitten_Huffing ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- e m a i l : j a c k @ c a m p i n . m e . u k Jack Campin, 11 Third Street, Newtongrange, Midlothian EH22 4PU, Scotland mobile 07800 739 557http://www.campin.me.uk Twitter: JackCampin Wots "huffin"? URL doesn't work. it is a reference to a south park episode of sniffing cat urine. It basically you put a cat into a enclosed area scare it and huff the endorphins released when they get scared. It is a practical joke like snipping and bonsai kitten but there is a big problem with kitten huffing Long term effects The Following is a list of effects from Long term huffing: a.. Coughing up hairballs b.. Hallucinations of the kittens you've huffed (they won't be happy to see you) c.. Unintentional Meowing d.. Unintentional fornication involving an iron stick e.. A fear of Dogs f.. You may develop a hunger for mice g.. A fascination with dangling pieces of string and/or tinsel h.. A fear of water i.. Only being able to drink liquids from a saucer Thanks, Matthew. Things keep getting more weird all the time. Is there anything fun or interesting in your "neck of the woods"? Best wishes MLB Nope just 105 degrees hot as heck and next week marks a birthday that puts me half way to the retirement home other than that trying to keep the bills paid work out as much as possible with the bum ankle keep the masters happy Here's wishing you a Happy Birthday May your fondest dreams be fulfilled...and may all of your kitties give you proper attention. MLB |
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