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Old November 19th 05, 10:51 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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ok der i wuz juz mindin mine own buzinezz, well itz true i did goez a little
bersurk anna mine poopiez wuz a littl runny ok a lot runnie, anna mine rear
area did swellz up, but whu told da hoomanz dey cuuld luk bak der aniway,
anna i waz cranki butted I didn't needa se ted...

I wuz snached up anna hadda go inna metal monzter anna wait a longlong time
atta soft anna furry's work den i wuz onna ride agin, I think dey juz wanted
mine cutest self wif dem kuz i iz so cute, but NNNOOOOOO!!! we getted outta
da car anna we iz back atta tedz, OK den i thinkz, i willz take her test
anna den I willz be outta da kitty suite anna I willz show deze here old
catz who iz da new boss!!! but agin NNOOOOO!!! efin do i iz now 16 ounces
dat ted said i was still too little kuz iz sick, I'll show yo you sick, I
shulda hurked on hersef,

I didn't coperate like da furstest, I wuund sit still onna scale but when da
ted helper leaved anna when da ted leaved i luked att furry anna went anna
sitted onna scale. so der!!!

Ted said mineself haza coxidia, so i getz butterscotch flafurred anti
biotic, duz anti's supposed ta be tasted, furr objexctz when i tastez
hisself??? anna her sayed i hadda eat chruchiez, I iz notliken dat at all
but da hoomanz is controlled by da ted so i didn't get any milk at all afur
da ted visit.

I did mange to fall offa da ted table so dat gived soft anna furry a heart
wrench, den da ted luked atta mineself agin, anna we komed home anna i hadda
take a bigbig nap kuz dey wored mineself out... I iz still waitin so i kan
pass dat ted's test, Stormmee, cranky but better today


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Old November 19th 05, 11:34 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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On Sat, 19 Nov 2005 15:51:49 -0600, Stormmee wrote:

ok der i wuz juz mindin mine own buzinezz, well itz true i did goez a
little bersurk anna mine poopiez wuz a littl runny ok a lot runnie, anna
mine rear area did swellz up, but whu told da hoomanz dey cuuld luk bak
der aniway, anna i waz cranki butted I didn't needa se ted...

I wuz snached up anna hadda go inna metal monzter anna wait a longlong
time atta soft anna furry's work den i wuz onna ride agin, I think dey juz
wanted mine cutest self wif dem kuz i iz so cute, but NNNOOOOOO!!! we
getted outta da car anna we iz back atta tedz, OK den i thinkz, i willz
take her test anna den I willz be outta da kitty suite anna I willz show
deze here old catz who iz da new boss!!! but agin NNOOOOO!!! efin do i iz
now 16 ounces dat ted said i was still too little kuz iz sick, I'll show
yo you sick, I shulda hurked on hersef,

I didn't coperate like da furstest, I wuund sit still onna scale but when
da ted helper leaved anna when da ted leaved i luked att furry anna went
anna sitted onna scale. so der!!!

Ted said mineself haza coxidia, so i getz butterscotch flafurred anti
biotic, duz anti's supposed ta be tasted, furr objexctz when i tastez
hisself??? anna her sayed i hadda eat chruchiez, I iz notliken dat at all
but da hoomanz is controlled by da ted so i didn't get any milk at all
afur da ted visit.

I did mange to fall offa da ted table so dat gived soft anna furry a heart
wrench, den da ted luked atta mineself agin, anna we komed home anna i
hadda take a bigbig nap kuz dey wored mineself out... I iz still waitin so
i kan pass dat ted's test, Stormmee, cranky but better today



Take your meds like a good kid and you will be well in no time. TuTu

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Old November 19th 05, 11:59 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Yoo wuz gittin milk?????? We nevver gits dat.

Sundance, wondering if being cute is the secret to getting milk

"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
ok der i wuz juz mindin mine own buzinezz, well itz true i did goez a
little
bersurk anna mine poopiez wuz a littl runny ok a lot runnie, anna mine
rear
area did swellz up, but whu told da hoomanz dey cuuld luk bak der aniway,
anna i waz cranki butted I didn't needa se ted...

I wuz snached up anna hadda go inna metal monzter anna wait a longlong
time
atta soft anna furry's work den i wuz onna ride agin, I think dey juz
wanted
mine cutest self wif dem kuz i iz so cute, but NNNOOOOOO!!! we getted
outta
da car anna we iz back atta tedz, OK den i thinkz, i willz take her test
anna den I willz be outta da kitty suite anna I willz show deze here old
catz who iz da new boss!!! but agin NNOOOOO!!! efin do i iz now 16 ounces
dat ted said i was still too little kuz iz sick, I'll show yo you sick, I
shulda hurked on hersef,

I didn't coperate like da furstest, I wuund sit still onna scale but when
da
ted helper leaved anna when da ted leaved i luked att furry anna went anna
sitted onna scale. so der!!!

Ted said mineself haza coxidia, so i getz butterscotch flafurred anti
biotic, duz anti's supposed ta be tasted, furr objexctz when i tastez
hisself??? anna her sayed i hadda eat chruchiez, I iz notliken dat at all
but da hoomanz is controlled by da ted so i didn't get any milk at all
afur
da ted visit.

I did mange to fall offa da ted table so dat gived soft anna furry a heart
wrench, den da ted luked atta mineself agin, anna we komed home anna i
hadda
take a bigbig nap kuz dey wored mineself out... I iz still waitin so i kan
pass dat ted's test, Stormmee, cranky but better today




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Old November 20th 05, 12:11 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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On $DATE , Stormmee wrote:

ok der i wuz juz mindin mine own buzinezz, well itz true i did
goez a little bersurk anna mine poopiez wuz a littl runny ok a
lot runnie, anna mine rear area did swellz up, but whu told da
hoomanz dey cuuld luk bak der aniway, anna i waz cranki butted I
didn't needa se ted...

I wuz snached up anna hadda go inna metal monzter anna wait a
longlong time atta soft anna furry's work den i wuz onna ride
agin, I think dey juz wanted mine cutest self wif dem kuz i iz so
cute, but NNNOOOOOO!!! we getted outta da car anna we iz back
atta tedz, OK den i thinkz, i willz take her test anna den I
willz be outta da kitty suite anna I willz show deze here old
catz who iz da new boss!!! but agin NNOOOOO!!! efin do i iz now
16 ounces dat ted said i was still too little kuz iz sick, I'll
show yo you sick, I shulda hurked on hersef,

I didn't coperate like da furstest, I wuund sit still onna scale
but when da ted helper leaved anna when da ted leaved i luked att
furry anna went anna sitted onna scale. so der!!!

Ted said mineself haza coxidia, so i getz butterscotch flafurred
anti biotic, duz anti's supposed ta be tasted, furr objexctz when
i tastez hisself??? anna her sayed i hadda eat chruchiez, I iz
notliken dat at all but da hoomanz is controlled by da ted so i
didn't get any milk at all afur da ted visit.

I did mange to fall offa da ted table so dat gived soft anna
furry a heart wrench, den da ted luked atta mineself agin, anna
we komed home anna i hadda take a bigbig nap kuz dey wored
mineself out... I iz still waitin so i kan pass dat ted's test,
Stormmee, cranky but better today


You hadda lot tu go froo, fur shure. We thought Fred wuz takin
Cinnamon away yestfurday but she just wented tu da TED herownself.
Fred thought she had ear mites an gave them to me cuz she an I wuz
bohf scratchin ourownselves heads an shakin them as well. But the
TED founded no mites: Cinnamon's ears were clean, but he founded
fleez an flee eggs. So we all gotta take da "Revolution" fur two
munfs. Fred thot we could do wif "Advantage" but the Revolution
is more expensive an we get that frum da TED so he thinks that's
why we gotta take that, (but he'z not shure). It would be a whole
new level of meaning to the phrase, "The Evil Doctor!" Maybe
there is a medical reason though, cuz dis TED has always been
gudgud befur, just expensive.
So then we all hadda be separated fur three owers so we woodn't
like da medicie offen each uther. That wuz had cus we only gots
tuu litter boxes and I hadda stay wif Fred wiffout access tu da
phacilities, an I wuzn't feelin tu gudgud ennyway frum da
medicine. But we maid it all throo da hardest time and tuday I'ze
aleardy not skrachin, so "Viva la Revolucion!" as dey say. (:3)

--
Regards,
Fred.
(Please remove FFFf from my email address to reply, if by email)
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Old November 20th 05, 02:32 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Default backta da ted

Well, yew hav had to go throo just too much fur a babykat. Thuh
hoomins want yew to get bedder so yew hav morre enerjee and kin git
into more mischif and explore more places. Take thuh medicine but giv
them that poor me look and yew will get lotsa smurgles.

Little Kitty, who will NOT take medicine but thinks everbuddy else
should

  #6  
Old November 20th 05, 06:14 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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O my towz, Stormee, buttid yu is hafink lotsa 'ventures! Jus take dem
med fingies, an idll be hokay. maternal hedbutt
--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
11/20/2005 12:12:36 AM
anais+at+electric-ink+dot+com
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Old November 20th 05, 11:51 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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dey tastez gud, anna today I weighs 17.5 ownzes, Stormmee
mlbriggs wrote in message
news
On Sat, 19 Nov 2005 15:51:49 -0600, Stormmee wrote:

ok der i wuz juz mindin mine own buzinezz, well itz true i did goez a
little bersurk anna mine poopiez wuz a littl runny ok a lot runnie, anna
mine rear area did swellz up, but whu told da hoomanz dey cuuld luk bak
der aniway, anna i waz cranki butted I didn't needa se ted...

I wuz snached up anna hadda go inna metal monzter anna wait a longlong
time atta soft anna furry's work den i wuz onna ride agin, I think dey

juz
wanted mine cutest self wif dem kuz i iz so cute, but NNNOOOOOO!!! we
getted outta da car anna we iz back atta tedz, OK den i thinkz, i willz
take her test anna den I willz be outta da kitty suite anna I willz show
deze here old catz who iz da new boss!!! but agin NNOOOOO!!! efin do i

iz
now 16 ounces dat ted said i was still too little kuz iz sick, I'll show
yo you sick, I shulda hurked on hersef,

I didn't coperate like da furstest, I wuund sit still onna scale but

when
da ted helper leaved anna when da ted leaved i luked att furry anna went
anna sitted onna scale. so der!!!

Ted said mineself haza coxidia, so i getz butterscotch flafurred anti
biotic, duz anti's supposed ta be tasted, furr objexctz when i tastez
hisself??? anna her sayed i hadda eat chruchiez, I iz notliken dat at

all
but da hoomanz is controlled by da ted so i didn't get any milk at all
afur da ted visit.

I did mange to fall offa da ted table so dat gived soft anna furry a

heart
wrench, den da ted luked atta mineself agin, anna we komed home anna i
hadda take a bigbig nap kuz dey wored mineself out... I iz still waitin

so
i kan pass dat ted's test, Stormmee, cranky but better today



Take your meds like a good kid and you will be well in no time. TuTu



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Old November 20th 05, 11:52 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Default backta da ted

Purtly bein kute butted diz here milk wuz, KMR sinze i iz so little,
Stormmee, want it alla time
Sundance wrote in message
news
Yoo wuz gittin milk?????? We nevver gits dat.

Sundance, wondering if being cute is the secret to getting milk

"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
ok der i wuz juz mindin mine own buzinezz, well itz true i did goez a
little
bersurk anna mine poopiez wuz a littl runny ok a lot runnie, anna mine
rear
area did swellz up, but whu told da hoomanz dey cuuld luk bak der

aniway,
anna i waz cranki butted I didn't needa se ted...

I wuz snached up anna hadda go inna metal monzter anna wait a longlong
time
atta soft anna furry's work den i wuz onna ride agin, I think dey juz
wanted
mine cutest self wif dem kuz i iz so cute, but NNNOOOOOO!!! we getted
outta
da car anna we iz back atta tedz, OK den i thinkz, i willz take her test
anna den I willz be outta da kitty suite anna I willz show deze here old
catz who iz da new boss!!! but agin NNOOOOO!!! efin do i iz now 16

ounces
dat ted said i was still too little kuz iz sick, I'll show yo you sick,

I
shulda hurked on hersef,

I didn't coperate like da furstest, I wuund sit still onna scale but

when
da
ted helper leaved anna when da ted leaved i luked att furry anna went

anna
sitted onna scale. so der!!!

Ted said mineself haza coxidia, so i getz butterscotch flafurred anti
biotic, duz anti's supposed ta be tasted, furr objexctz when i tastez
hisself??? anna her sayed i hadda eat chruchiez, I iz notliken dat at

all
but da hoomanz is controlled by da ted so i didn't get any milk at all
afur
da ted visit.

I did mange to fall offa da ted table so dat gived soft anna furry a

heart
wrench, den da ted luked atta mineself agin, anna we komed home anna i
hadda
take a bigbig nap kuz dey wored mineself out... I iz still waitin so i

kan
pass dat ted's test, Stormmee, cranky but better today






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Old November 20th 05, 11:56 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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soft sayed dat her thinkz dat da refulutin killz tapewurmz or somfin elze
besides fleaz, Trudi
Fred Williams wrote in message
...
On $DATE , Stormmee wrote:

ok der i wuz juz mindin mine own buzinezz, well itz true i did
goez a little bersurk anna mine poopiez wuz a littl runny ok a
lot runnie, anna mine rear area did swellz up, but whu told da
hoomanz dey cuuld luk bak der aniway, anna i waz cranki butted I
didn't needa se ted...

I wuz snached up anna hadda go inna metal monzter anna wait a
longlong time atta soft anna furry's work den i wuz onna ride
agin, I think dey juz wanted mine cutest self wif dem kuz i iz so
cute, but NNNOOOOOO!!! we getted outta da car anna we iz back
atta tedz, OK den i thinkz, i willz take her test anna den I
willz be outta da kitty suite anna I willz show deze here old
catz who iz da new boss!!! but agin NNOOOOO!!! efin do i iz now
16 ounces dat ted said i was still too little kuz iz sick, I'll
show yo you sick, I shulda hurked on hersef,

I didn't coperate like da furstest, I wuund sit still onna scale
but when da ted helper leaved anna when da ted leaved i luked att
furry anna went anna sitted onna scale. so der!!!

Ted said mineself haza coxidia, so i getz butterscotch flafurred
anti biotic, duz anti's supposed ta be tasted, furr objexctz when
i tastez hisself??? anna her sayed i hadda eat chruchiez, I iz
notliken dat at all but da hoomanz is controlled by da ted so i
didn't get any milk at all afur da ted visit.

I did mange to fall offa da ted table so dat gived soft anna
furry a heart wrench, den da ted luked atta mineself agin, anna
we komed home anna i hadda take a bigbig nap kuz dey wored
mineself out... I iz still waitin so i kan pass dat ted's test,
Stormmee, cranky but better today


You hadda lot tu go froo, fur shure. We thought Fred wuz takin
Cinnamon away yestfurday but she just wented tu da TED herownself.
Fred thought she had ear mites an gave them to me cuz she an I wuz
bohf scratchin ourownselves heads an shakin them as well. But the
TED founded no mites: Cinnamon's ears were clean, but he founded
fleez an flee eggs. So we all gotta take da "Revolution" fur two
munfs. Fred thot we could do wif "Advantage" but the Revolution
is more expensive an we get that frum da TED so he thinks that's
why we gotta take that, (but he'z not shure). It would be a whole
new level of meaning to the phrase, "The Evil Doctor!" Maybe
there is a medical reason though, cuz dis TED has always been
gudgud befur, just expensive.
So then we all hadda be separated fur three owers so we woodn't
like da medicie offen each uther. That wuz had cus we only gots
tuu litter boxes and I hadda stay wif Fred wiffout access tu da
phacilities, an I wuzn't feelin tu gudgud ennyway frum da
medicine. But we maid it all throo da hardest time and tuday I'ze
aleardy not skrachin, so "Viva la Revolucion!" as dey say. (:3)

--
Regards,
Fred.
(Please remove FFFf from my email address to reply, if by email)



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Old November 20th 05, 11:57 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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diz iz yummy, itself iz butterscotch flafured, Stormmee
CatTayls wrote in message
ups.com...
Well, yew hav had to go throo just too much fur a babykat. Thuh
hoomins want yew to get bedder so yew hav morre enerjee and kin git
into more mischif and explore more places. Take thuh medicine but giv
them that poor me look and yew will get lotsa smurgles.

Little Kitty, who will NOT take medicine but thinks everbuddy else
should



 




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