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Old December 1st 05, 02:50 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
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Deer Santa:

Hi, it's me, Smokey Pletsch-Blacquiere. (I know you knowed who I was
before I had names, but now that I have them it's nice to use them.)

I just want the same thing I want every year and that is Food. I don't
remember my early years so well and I remember on Christmas 2001 I
thought Coyotes took my Food. I sure had no idea what you had
planned--That by Christmas In July in 2002 there would be plans in
motion to get me a Family.

Well my Family is awesome because they have lots of Food. I get all
the Food I can eat. Plus there are three other kitties here and they
get all the Food they can eat too. My Family gots a Couch which is
AWESOME--I didn't even know there was such a thing until I got my
Family. They gots a Apartment and there is no weather in here and they
give me kitty luv every day. I gots a name--Smokey--and I gots cat toys
and catnip and cat grass and a collar and tag to say I'm an inside boy.
Mom and Dad love me lots. All I asked for was something to Eat and
you gave me all This.

Thank you Santa for my great Family. I'm going to live with them
Furrever.

All I can ask for this year is that all the kitties in the world would
be as lucky as I am and have a Family like mine.

Love,

Smokey.

PS. But if you hafta give me something, please get Nox to go out with
me.

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Old December 1st 05, 03:04 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
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"Enfilade" wrote in message
oups.com...
Deer Santa:

Hi, it's me, Smokey Pletsch-Blacquiere. (I know you knowed who I was
before I had names, but now that I have them it's nice to use them.)

I just want the same thing I want every year and that is Food. I don't
remember my early years so well and I remember on Christmas 2001 I
thought Coyotes took my Food. I sure had no idea what you had
planned--That by Christmas In July in 2002 there would be plans in
motion to get me a Family.

Well my Family is awesome because they have lots of Food. I get all
the Food I can eat. Plus there are three other kitties here and they
get all the Food they can eat too. My Family gots a Couch which is
AWESOME--I didn't even know there was such a thing until I got my
Family. They gots a Apartment and there is no weather in here and they
give me kitty luv every day. I gots a name--Smokey--and I gots cat toys
and catnip and cat grass and a collar and tag to say I'm an inside boy.
Mom and Dad love me lots. All I asked for was something to Eat and
you gave me all This.

Thank you Santa for my great Family. I'm going to live with them
Furrever.

All I can ask for this year is that all the kitties in the world would
be as lucky as I am and have a Family like mine.

Love,

Smokey.

PS. But if you hafta give me something, please get Nox to go out with
me.


Smokey always makes me cry with his humble and simple needs, and the
gratitude he shows (a humble kitty is as common as lips on a chicken!). ;

Hugs,

CatNipped


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Old December 1st 05, 04:22 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
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WAHHHHHHH! I'm much too emotional right now to read things like this. Give
Smokey a kiss for me.

"Enfilade" wrote in message
oups.com...
Deer Santa:

Hi, it's me, Smokey Pletsch-Blacquiere. (I know you knowed who I was
before I had names, but now that I have them it's nice to use them.)

I just want the same thing I want every year and that is Food. I don't
remember my early years so well and I remember on Christmas 2001 I
thought Coyotes took my Food. I sure had no idea what you had
planned--That by Christmas In July in 2002 there would be plans in
motion to get me a Family.

Well my Family is awesome because they have lots of Food. I get all
the Food I can eat. Plus there are three other kitties here and they
get all the Food they can eat too. My Family gots a Couch which is
AWESOME--I didn't even know there was such a thing until I got my
Family. They gots a Apartment and there is no weather in here and they
give me kitty luv every day. I gots a name--Smokey--and I gots cat toys
and catnip and cat grass and a collar and tag to say I'm an inside boy.
Mom and Dad love me lots. All I asked for was something to Eat and
you gave me all This.

Thank you Santa for my great Family. I'm going to live with them
Furrever.

All I can ask for this year is that all the kitties in the world would
be as lucky as I am and have a Family like mine.

Love,

Smokey.

PS. But if you hafta give me something, please get Nox to go out with
me.



 




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