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#31
August 3rd 10, 05:19 AM
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Purrs for Turtle
Dis happind tu mineownself. TED cut me open free timez - twise inna
wun deigh - but I kin pee fine nough effun dough mineown ...ummm... plumbin iz more likka gurlcat. Mine humin callz me Fred Da Millyun Dollir Papir Shreddur. Fred Spawn Purrrrz helpt Fred ana we iz purrrrin fur Turtle. Purrrrrrrrrrrumpurrrrrrrrrumpurrrrrrrum Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrumpurrrrrrrrumpurrrrrrrrrum Purrrrrrrrumpurrrrrrrrrrrumpurrrrrrrum Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrumpurrrrrrrumpurrrrrrrrrum purpurpur Ralph, Fred, Alice, Jane, Ricky, Mary, Judith, and Claude 
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#32
August 3rd 10, 05:28 AM
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UPDATE pweeze? Purrs for Turtle
We hadda rat wuns. Hur name wuz Jimi ana shee owned ar humin brofur
befor comin tu lif wif uz. Wun deigh wen ar humin wuz cleenin Jimi'z caj da humin got furrryfurrry sik ana metalmonsturburd hadda tak hur tu da hospitul. Aftur dat, Jimi hadda lif atta da humin's wurk but da humin still luffed hur effun dough shee cudn't hold hur or effun get tuu close. Da cansurmonsturz finallee tuk Jimi tu da Bridj. Ralph de Ralf Wee hadd ratt? Fred, Alice, Jane, Ricky, Mary, Judith, and Claude, who never met Jimi Bastblasted anaphylaxis! Jimi was a sweet creature. Gabrielle, who'd like to read rat stories
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#33
August 3rd 10, 06:13 AM
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UPDATE pweeze? Purrs for Turtle
Meowmee haddaa rat naymed Brat (ur B.rat).
She wuzza hodded rat, black and wite. Meowmee kept hur at skool, zept in da summertyme. Wunz in da summertyme, Meowmeez landlord came in. He sed,"I hope that rat is yours and not mine! Meowmee thot that wuz sooo kool. Da sekund an third grayderz yuzta howld and pet Brat wen dey did sylint reedink. Wen Brat went tu da Bridge affurr twu canser opperashunz, Meowmee wentid to da pet stor an botted uh snayke dat hur naymed Pretzel. Da kidz attid skool kayme tu lub Pretzle tuu. Wen I kayme tu liff heere I wuz da olny aminal heere. -- Pitô.ônya "Gabrielle" wrote in message ... We hadda rat wuns. Hur name wuz Jimi ana shee owned ar humin brofur befor comin tu lif wif uz. Wun deigh wen ar humin wuz cleenin Jimi'z caj da humin got furrryfurrry sik ana metalmonsturburd hadda tak hur tu da hospitul. Aftur dat, Jimi hadda lif atta da humin's wurk but da humin still luffed hur effun dough shee cudn't hold hur or effun get tuu close. Da cansurmonsturz finallee tuk Jimi tu da Bridj. Ralph de Ralf Wee hadd ratt? Fred, Alice, Jane, Ricky, Mary, Judith, and Claude, who never met Jimi Bastblasted anaphylaxis! Jimi was a sweet creature. Gabrielle, who'd like to read rat stories
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