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Old August 21st 11, 02:28 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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where iz everykitty?

ai doeznt see enny nu posts at awl...


lorili


oh hai lorili
haow iz yew?
Wee is heer, mai wink MeOwy iz in Orugun at uh wedwink uff uh hoomin, n da
rest uf mai famlee, inklooding owr
ma n pa r spending da hole dai in da bedrum wwiff da ayre kondsishuning on
cuz et iz sew hawt
n boff uff dem dunt feal vury gud.
Mosey fur his hiz hawt famblee

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Old August 21st 11, 02:35 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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yeUP, mozt hoominz iz gud..ai wish weh had sum uff yer rain Sam. Et iz
wierd wen et dunt rain en Seatul.
Mosey fur hiz hawt famlee

I unnerstandz bowt liken strang hoominz, efuri hoomin iz gud... errr ifin
mine reglar hoominz 'profz of den, chester



whut hoominz iz comin tu urown howze, i duzint liksa strang hoominz,
barbi


Weze gonna git noo frunt doors anna steps anna noo windo in Cinnamon's
room were hur sunspot iz. An theyz gonna skrape offa old paynt onna
Outside an an put noo paynt on. Meomie hadda ordur spayshul doors an
windoze cuz itsa old house an nuffin iz standurd sizes, an besides she
wanted tu keep thu storm door an out door so it wud be hardur fur uses to
sneek out evun tho modurn houses only haz wun frunt door, and that made
fings a bitted compulcated bekus modern doors duznt fit inna old space, an
she wanted tu keep the old spayce wif too doors. Thu hole fing haz bin
inna planning stajes since lasted tyme stranje hoomins camed heer tu fix
thu bak porch floor anna hottedwadderheeter, but nuffin iz happinin cuz uv
alla rane. Shez notted evun shure thu doors anna windos iz arrived yet -
thu storm door haznt, nowun haz called hur. An wintur iz comin. Itz
sumtymes hard tu get werk like this dun cuz the seeson iz short, and
sumhoomins lyes about how gud they iz an effurywun wants theer werk dun
Rite Now, an theers lotsa bildin goin on wen it duznt rane, so sum iznt
inturessted inna 'liddul jobs'. Meomie cudnt git thu hoomins hoo fixed thu
bak porch, so she gotten thu cumpany wat did the job befur that wun, thu
bedrum windos anna thu bafroom floor anna tub. They shud be hones and gud
werkers, she finks, butted they kant werk inna rane.

I luves stranj hoomins, but fur sum reeson I always ends up trapped inna
rum - offen thu pooter rum - wen they comes. Cinnamon duznt lyke stranjers
attall.

Theer iz lots goin on inna Out tu, tho I haznt ivesticatted purperly. They
iz gotten machines diggin and fillin in bigbig holes. Meomie sez theyz
sposed tu be bildin noo houses, an she hopes they finishs befur thu snow
cuz las winter we had lotsa purplems wif heet lost an frozen pipes cuz
they partly tored down thu naybor house an then sed they cudnt do enyfing
tu fix fings becus hurrican igor made effuyfing tutu muddy fur thu
mashines.

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Old August 21st 11, 05:13 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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"Gandalf" wrote in message
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where iz everykitty?

ai doeznt see enny nu posts at awl...

lorili

Hi Lori (mae I kawl ya Lori now-n-then?)

Myne meowmee haz bin on da pooter awl day yazterday an tuday tuu.
Fur me? Uh Uh! Hur iz duuink uh noozletter fur hur retyert teetchurz
groop.

O. An tryink tu balinze hur chek buuk. Dumbank kaynt let hur intu dere
webbysite.

An kookin ratatooey! Fooey on ratatooey nottid made wiff reel ratz!

An did dey feed me an cutie yet? Uh Uh, nope.

Not dat I yam komplaynin...mutsh
weer iz dat BootKamp applekayshun?
--
Pitô.ônya

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Old August 21st 11, 07:12 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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On Sat, 20 Aug 2011 21:02:48 -0230, Cheryl wrote:

On 8/20/2011 8:25 PM, Storrmmee wrote:
whut hoominz iz comin tu urown howze, i duzint liksa strang hoominz, barbi


Weze gonna git noo frunt doors anna steps anna noo windo in Cinnamon's
room were hur sunspot iz. An theyz gonna skrape offa old paynt onna
Outside an an put noo paynt on. Meomie hadda ordur spayshul doors an
windoze cuz itsa old house an nuffin iz standurd sizes, an besides she
wanted tu keep thu storm door an out door so it wud be hardur fur uses
to sneek out evun tho modurn houses only haz wun frunt door, and that
made fings a bitted compulcated bekus modern doors duznt fit inna old
space, an she wanted tu keep the old spayce wif too doors. Thu hole fing
haz bin inna planning stajes since lasted tyme stranje hoomins camed
heer tu fix thu bak porch floor anna hottedwadderheeter, but nuffin iz
happinin cuz uv alla rane. Shez notted evun shure thu doors anna windos
iz arrived yet - thu storm door haznt, nowun haz called hur. An wintur
iz comin. Itz sumtymes hard tu get werk like this dun cuz the seeson iz
short, and sumhoomins lyes about how gud they iz an effurywun wants
theer werk dun Rite Now, an theers lotsa bildin goin on wen it duznt
rane, so sum iznt inturessted inna 'liddul jobs'. Meomie cudnt git thu
hoomins hoo fixed thu bak porch, so she gotten thu cumpany wat did the
job befur that wun, thu bedrum windos anna thu bafroom floor anna tub.
They shud be hones and gud werkers, she finks, butted they kant werk
inna rane.

I luves stranj hoomins, but fur sum reeson I always ends up trapped inna
rum - offen thu pooter rum - wen they comes. Cinnamon duznt lyke
stranjers attall.

Theer iz lots goin on inna Out tu, tho I haznt ivesticatted purperly.
They iz gotten machines diggin and fillin in bigbig holes. Meomie sez
theyz sposed tu be bildin noo houses, an she hopes they finishs befur
thu snow cuz las winter we had lotsa purplems wif heet lost an frozen
pipes cuz they partly tored down thu naybor house an then sed they cudnt
do enyfing tu fix fings becus hurrican igor made effuyfing tutu muddy
fur thu mashines.



wow, dere is a lotsa fings ging on atta yur houz. itz going tu be bery
noizi fur sum tiemz, ai finks, win da wurk hoomins coemz tu yourown
houz.

ai duzent wike strangurz cummin tu myown houz, anna makin da lowd noizez

ai kin seez win myown hoomins metal monstur cums homez, anna ai wikes tu
ce myown hoomin, buted nawt odder hoominz

sumtiemz, ai em sweepin onna da frunt porch, a stranj hoomin maeks a
lotta noize wid da frunt doorz.

but, dey goez awai pwetti suun, anna ai kin go bak tu sweep agin.

ai doesnt fink mai hoomin liek stranj hoomin enny moar den ai doez

lorili, da watch kitteh
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Old August 21st 11, 07:43 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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On Sat, 20 Aug 2011 18:28:04 -0700, "Mosey =^..^="
wrote:

where iz everykitty?


ai doeznt see enny nu posts at awl...


lorili


oh hai lorili
haow iz yew?
Wee is heer, mai wink MeOwy iz in Orugun at uh wedwink uff uh hoomin, n da
rest uf mai famlee, inklooding owr
ma n pa r spending da hole dai in da bedrum wwiff da ayre kondsishuning on
cuz et iz sew hawt
n boff uff dem dunt feal vury gud.
Mosey fur his hiz hawt famblee


hihi Mosey, ai em bery bery gud.

mai hoomin gived myownself sum fwesh 'nip tudai. ai wikes da 'nip! it
smelz sew gudgug.

mai hoomin haz sum ckikum meets dat waz inna kan, anna he gived me sumz

ai wieks chickum meets, butid mai hoomin eeted da most uf it

ai maed a wot uf meowz at himz, anna den himz gived myownself sum
sardiniz. ai fink dat ai wiek sardiniz even moar dan da chicum meets.

ai em pwannig tu maek a wot uf meowz sum offer tiemz, anna see iffen ai
kin git sum ckickum meets, oar sum sardniniz.

ai em trien tu figgur win iz da bestest tiem tu du dis. ai fink win mai
moomin iz eetin, iz da bestest tiem.

du yu fink sew, tu?

lorili
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Old August 21st 11, 07:59 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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On Sat, 20 Aug 2011 21:13:45 -0700, "Pi2nya AKA Sweetee"
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"Gandalf" wrote in message
.. .
where iz everykitty?

ai doeznt see enny nu posts at awl...

lorili

Hi Lori (mae I kawl ya Lori now-n-then?)

Myne meowmee haz bin on da pooter awl day yazterday an tuday tuu.
Fur me? Uh Uh! Hur iz duuink uh noozletter fur hur retyert teetchurz
groop.

O. An tryink tu balinze hur chek buuk. Dumbank kaynt let hur intu dere
webbysite.

An kookin ratatooey! Fooey on ratatooey nottid made wiff reel ratz!

An did dey feed me an cutie yet? Uh Uh, nope.

Not dat I yam komplaynin...mutsh
weer iz dat BootKamp applekayshun?



yoo gnoe, mai hoomin waz cawlin me lori, win ai first gotted, tu mai gnu
houz, butted, ai waz gnot happi heer, anna ai neffer wooked at him, win
he didz dat.

buted gnow, dat ai wikes it heer, ai wud. sew yu can cawl me lori

mai hoomin haz bin bery bery gnice tu me tudai. he gifed myownself sum
chickum meet, anna sum sardini, tu. anna befoar dat, he giffed myownself
sum fwesh 'nip.

dis haz bin a gudgud dai fur myownself, ai finks.

lorili
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Old August 21st 11, 01:04 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Da gramby kleened our free boxez and putted al da partz in da bafftub wiff
sum smelly bleech stuff. I hatez that smellz but it gits dem kleen. We all
likez when dere iz nu pellets, herself don't kno how to range dem so we
alwayz hazda go and do it againz when her goez wei from du rum. O T and
Lizzie pellet rearrangers

"Storrmmee" wrote in message ...

same here, da onlee gud newz iz dat soft iz kleanin owrz boxes, der iz new
pelletz which i tryda hep soft opin anna az uzual she wuz ungreetful, but
hersef iz soakin anna kleanin reallee gud, den der will be all frezh
pelletz, chester, the hepful
"Harri Roadcat" wrote in message
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On Sat, 20 Aug 2011 14:44:57 -0700, Booker wrote:

bad sekretariez

dey wented shoppin (no kittie fudz)

dey unloaded firewood frum da truk

dey wented more shoppin (still no more kittie fudz)

dey gotten more (free ash) firewoodz

dey ated lunch

dey is now fallin asleep

lazi hoominz kant find tyme to post.

Booker


In our case, it's seketary problems. Dey's doing offur stuffz.

Harri


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Old August 21st 11, 02:57 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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we all liksa fresh pelletz, OEJ, with five ofur cats noddin'
"Gramby" wrote in message
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Da gramby kleened our free boxez and putted al da partz in da bafftub wiff
sum smelly bleech stuff. I hatez that smellz but it gits dem kleen. We
all likez when dere iz nu pellets, herself don't kno how to range dem so
we alwayz hazda go and do it againz when her goez wei from du rum. O T
and Lizzie pellet rearrangers

"Storrmmee" wrote in message ...

same here, da onlee gud newz iz dat soft iz kleanin owrz boxes, der iz new
pelletz which i tryda hep soft opin anna az uzual she wuz ungreetful, but
hersef iz soakin anna kleanin reallee gud, den der will be all frezh
pelletz, chester, the hepful
"Harri Roadcat" wrote in message
...
On Sat, 20 Aug 2011 14:44:57 -0700, Booker wrote:

bad sekretariez

dey wented shoppin (no kittie fudz)

dey unloaded firewood frum da truk

dey wented more shoppin (still no more kittie fudz)

dey gotten more (free ash) firewoodz

dey ated lunch

dey is now fallin asleep

lazi hoominz kant find tyme to post.

Booker


In our case, it's seketary problems. Dey's doing offur stuffz.

Harri




  #19  
Old August 21st 11, 05:47 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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I yam soosoo gwad furr yu ;-)
I wyll kompleet yur gudgud day wiffa liddul meowze.

X:3QQ~~~~~~~~
--
Pitô.ônya
"Gandalf" wrote in message
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On Sat, 20 Aug 2011 21:13:45 -0700, "Pi2nya AKA Sweetee"
wrote:



"Gandalf" wrote in message
. ..
where iz everykitty?

ai doeznt see enny nu posts at awl...

lorili

Hi Lori (mae I kawl ya Lori now-n-then?)

Myne meowmee haz bin on da pooter awl day yazterday an tuday tuu.
Fur me? Uh Uh! Hur iz duuink uh noozletter fur hur retyert teetchurz
groop.

O. An tryink tu balinze hur chek buuk. Dumbank kaynt let hur intu
dere
webbysite.

An kookin ratatooey! Fooey on ratatooey nottid made wiff reel ratz!

An did dey feed me an cutie yet? Uh Uh, nope.

Not dat I yam komplaynin...mutsh
weer iz dat BootKamp applekayshun?



yoo gnoe, mai hoomin waz cawlin me lori, win ai first gotted, tu mai
gnu
houz, butted, ai waz gnot happi heer, anna ai neffer wooked at him,
win
he didz dat.

buted gnow, dat ai wikes it heer, ai wud. sew yu can cawl me lori

mai hoomin haz bin bery bery gnice tu me tudai. he gifed myownself sum
chickum meet, anna sum sardini, tu. anna befoar dat, he giffed
myownself
sum fwesh 'nip.

dis haz bin a gudgud dai fur myownself, ai finks.

lorili


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Old August 22nd 11, 12:19 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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On Aug 20, 4:39*pm, Gandalf wrote:
where iz everykitty?

ai doeznt see enny nu posts at awl...


WEE has been heer awl deigh. Butted Uncl BILL (glares at Uncle Bill)
has been off at da catsino. He is hom gnow an wee will poss his widdl
fingers off.

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