Fourth Of July Party

diz iz gud fun, Stormmee
Amelia T Cat wrote in message
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On Wed, 04 Jul 2007 17:50:22 -0500, Granby wrote:

the porter twinkles again and out comes O.T. Mahoney Mz Piglet, and last
but
not least Willow. O.T/ tells Willow, you stayz by myownself until you
getz
ta know da other kittens. He leadz dem all offer to meet tiger.

Hi, efurrykitty! Welcome. Thee is lots of food over on the buffet table,
including kitten food. And lots of stuff to drink, both with and without
nip. And we have kitten games and climbing trees and toys down in the
basement.

Cleo

can i come anna eat yourown howze, Trudi, who purfurz ani kitten fud
John Ross Mc Master wrote in message
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On Wed, 04 Jul 2007 20:33:54 GMT, "The Porter Cats"
wrote:


Hi beauty! Da fuuds gonna be guud!

Joey

I misses u. how have u been? have you been eatink fudz?
beauty

Hello to Bear.
Cinder

Ife ben realguud! Ime so glad to see mew! My mom siwtchd me to a new
fud -
its Orijinal Sciense Diet. I like it!

Joey

Hihi Cinder! Whatz new??

Bear

I'm still on kitten Science Diet becauz I had ann norexya once. I like
it
Cinder

OEJ goez huntin herown spekal furnd... roazt beatz dat sowndz gud, Tiger
Samuel Redcat Mahaoney wrote in message
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On Wed, 04 Jul 2007 12:44:54 -0500, Stormmee wrote:

the porter twinkles agin anna owt steps Tiger anna hizown whole howze,
Stormmee runs up to rosco to say hello, Tiger shakez pawz wif Sammy...

Mine wife kittee shuuld be here soon... Tiger...

I iz waitin fur loferli luci kuz her mite hafta stay wif herown hooman
who
is still happi/sad atta same time kuz of whisper willow... Chester...

Hi der, OEJ, lukin arownd hopinta see STT

Welcojme efurrybody! Sorry I'z been away from da keyboard. Mine hoomins
been hogging da keyboard all day.

Ranger, get down offa dat window screen!

Da bbq grill is going, and dere is toona steaks and roast beast and sammun
and Fancy Feetz, and lots of offur goodies, over on da table. An lots of
stuffz to drink, too. An dere's kitty games down in the basement, and
moosic is playing over in da side yard.

Ranger, don't you dare jump down out of da tree into da neighbor ladies
yard and scare her d-things!

OEJ, STT was out in da garage last time I looked. I fink he'll be right
back. Him went to get some more charcoal.

Ranger, get down off da garage roof!

Sammy

OEJ freezes she is juzt thrilled to see herown STT, letz get sum fudz anna
hafa piknik onna grass, OEJ
Short-Tail Tom wrote in message
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OEJ, STT was out in da garage last time I looked. I fink he'll be right
back. Him went to get some more charcoal.

Ranger, get down off da garage roof!

Sammy

Bootiful Miss OEJ, I'z here! I'z sorry I'z been outta touch - I'ze been
realreal busy. When da Highland Kitties mofed to Eye-oh-uh, I'z couldn't
ride wif da kitties out in da open, I'z had ta teleport into da back
compartment. Den when we got here I'z had to do a lot of stuffz - I had to
find a good place fur mineown 'porter, and learn mineown way around da
place. but I'z all settled in now.

How haf you been doing? Want somefing to eat, or somefing to drink? Want
to danze? Or maybe lie in a nice warm sunny spot in da grass?

STTom

yourownsef juzt iz a woonerfulezt fudmaker, Trudi, ice cream lofur
Pi2nya AKA Sweetee wrote in message
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Fangu Trudi, I valu yur ohpynyun

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Pitô.ônya

Stormmee wrote:
now dat iz kule, Trudi
Pi2nya AKA Sweetee wrote in message
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Pitô.ônya steps owt ov hur teleporter wiff hur pawz full ov
fyerwoikz-dat-ar-sayfe furr kitteez...see:
http://www.maylin.net/Fireworks.html

Awlzo uh kols-chezt full ov Micekreem© an Mousesikulz©.
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Debby Hanoka wrote:
The teleporter twinkles, wrinkles, and shines, and out steps Kitty
Schottland, Lilith Kitten-Mahoney, & Sheriff Rosco P. Catrane of
Catmerica Meow, Sammy! Would you help Rosco get the barbecue out
of the teleporter? Kitty Schottland has toona steaks seasoned in
nip, in the ice chest.

On Wed, 4 Jul 2007 12:44:54 -0500, Stormmee's nimble, little paws
typed:


Mine wife kittee shuuld be here soon... Tiger...


[a 'porter twinkles] Meow, big boy! Heer I iz, an jus in tyme fur da
pawty!

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Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
7/4/2007 8:11:40 PM

On Wed, 04 Jul 2007 18:06:55 GMT, The Porter Cats's nimble, little
paws typed:

Ime heer, Chester! My brother Jaspurr will stay wif my mom tuday an keep her
company. Hees a bigsweet cuddly cat an hees jus what she needs.

Lucy


Awww, Anti Joolie, is you feelin down cawze Whisper is gone? Wood you
like some more cuddles? I can port offur if you do; I'm a furry gudgud
cuddler!
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Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
7/4/2007 8:12:53 PM

I knowz yourself likez kittenz, lukit here, wif Mizz piglette, iz OT anna
willow...*whispers to his wifekittee, I bet piglette wantsa see mo instead
of deze kittenz,
Mme. Anaïs ^..^ wrote in message
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On Wed, 4 Jul 2007 12:44:54 -0500, Stormmee's nimble, little paws
typed:


Mine wife kittee shuuld be here soon... Tiger...


[a 'porter twinkles] Meow, big boy! Heer I iz, an jus in tyme fur da
pawty!

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Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
7/4/2007 8:11:40 PM

On Wed, 04 Jul 2007 19:00:41 -0500, Stormmee wrote:

OEJ freezes she is juzt thrilled to see herown STT, letz get sum fudz anna
hafa piknik onna grass, OEJ

Eggzelent idearment! Here, let me get you a plate of fudz...

[STTom dashes off to the buffet and loads up a plate with roast beast,
sammun, chickybird and turkeybird.]

And dere's a nice comfy lookin blankie over in da grass. Wanta go ober
dere?

STTom
Delighted to see beautiful OEJ again

On Wed, 04 Jul 2007 18:54:32 -0500, Stormmee wrote:

Hi youcatz, where haz you been, diz iz a gud howze of catz, diz iz mz
cleopatra da wink of TV, Tiger headbumpz allarownd

Speaking of TV - my handsome wink, how about we grab a plate of food and
go get comfy on one of those blankets under the tree?

Cleo