Ten Thoughts to Ponder for 2006

Ten Thoughts to Ponder for 2006


#10 Life is sexually transmitted.

#9 Good health is merely the slowest rat at which one can die.

#8 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without
an erection, make him a sandwich.

#7 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person
to use the Internet and they won’t bother you for weeks.

#6 Some people are like Slinky. . . .not really good for Anything,
but you still can’t help smile when you shove them down the
stairs.

#5 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in Hospitals
dying of nothing.

#4 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no
Attention to criticism.

#3 Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars, and a
substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?

#2 In the 60’s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now, the
world is weird and People take Prozac to make it normal.

~ ~ ~ ~ ~ AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2006 ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

#1 We know exactly where one cow with Mad-Cow-Disease is located
among the millions and millions of cows in America,
but we haven’t got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and
terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department
of Agriculture in charge of immigration.

NMR wrote:
#8 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without
an erection, make him a sandwich.

LOLOMAOTF!!!!!!


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Ten Thoughts to Ponder for 2006


#10 Life is sexually transmitted.

#9 Good health is merely the slowest rat at which one can die.

#8 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him
without an erection, make him a sandwich.

#7 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person
to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

#6 Some people are like Slinky. . . .not really good for Anything,
but you still can't help smile when you shove them down
the stairs.

#5 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in Hospitals
dying of nothing.

#4 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no
Attention to criticism.

#3 Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars, and
a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?

#2 In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now, the
world is weird and People take Prozac to make it normal.

~ ~ ~ ~ ~ AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2006 ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

#1 We know exactly where one cow with Mad-Cow-Disease is located
among the millions and millions of cows in
America, but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal
immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should
put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.