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Old December 27th 10, 05:17 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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On Dec 26, 5:32 am, "Mosey =^..^=" wrote:
mai Mom n Pa had sum sausage inna biskit fur dere brekfus dat Pa mayde t
n
den et dint ugree wiff Ma sew hur taked sum pilz fur da payne en hur legz
n
jest gotted up frum uh longh nap n iz habbin uh Catnada Dry Ginger Ale n
uh
Kings role fur hur dindin. Hur will prolly go ted bed urly tewnite. Hur
HAZ tew feed us n skoop owr doodleboxed furst.
Hur iz neer teerz cuz hur legz hurt hur sew bad n stuff...*gibz Ma a
nosepoink fur heeling Luv, Mosey

Awh..., dis is soso sad wees purrin fur yure Ma wegs,


Fank yoo sez Mosey ...et meen ulawt. But hur dunt wunt yew tew be
sad...nope.

n we hope dares no wastin damage for hur wegs....


Wull, hur hadd boff hur neez repwazed en 2001, boff at wuse..n da TED wuz
evil..mrrrrrt. Den aftur abawot 4 munts
uff reely gudgud fizakul Ferapy, hur cud run up stayerz....hur axully did
dat wen hur n Pa wint tew see un Bloograss koncert da moozik frum da moovee
O Brother Where Art Thou? n awl da singerz wuz dere...n dey had uh gud tyme.
Dewn, on Mai 2, Pa wuz drivin Ma hoam frum unthur gudgud PT sesshun, n he
jest wint akrozz da yellow line, yoo kan do dat heer onna yello liite, n
den Pa hit da braykez cuz uh polise kar wuz koming frum a sydestreet, n
gunna turn da korner..den, boof, befure dey noo wat hapyned, uh BIGBIG
truckmonster krashedid ento da bak uff da smawl kar, uh Ford Exkort) at uh
baowt 35 mph, dat Ma n Pa wur en. Et gotted totully mashed, Ma wint ento
shok, hur hitted hur neez on da dashburd, n yus, dey wuring dere seetbeltz
n dey taked hur tew da horsepittle inna speshul van wiff uh laowd
sirun...hur wuz dere fur ubaowt 9 howrz. Pa'z seet broke bakwurdz, but him
dint git hurted, but hee wuz shure wurried abowt Ma. sew wuz wee.

.Meomies wegs sumtyms dussnt wurk gud if shees bin sittin tu wong n she
sings a lil song dat goes innit nyce tu be gettin old......innit cule
cule cule....


oh no ai hoap hur duzznt hab dat nastee arfritiz. da sayme fing hapunz wiff
mai Ma, wen hur sitz tew longh,
dey lok up... mai mma haz osterarithis , n hur haz uh nise 4 weel wokker
wiff, dat Pa gotted hur , uh seet onnit n wee wike tew ride uhraownd our
hoam wen hur drives et. Et iz red n hur putted a bisyskle bell onnit, dat
goes brrrrrrringbriiing reel laowd. Hur usez et wen hur goze owt, iffen hur
neads tew.

Dats uh kyoot song...ai fink mai Ma will sing dat gigglez


we loses infurest aftur dat. no tweets forfcummin.....


Mosey waffs


Meomie wikes da catnada dry stuff tu but she putz bwandy in hurs......dat
hepp yure Mas wegs???


mai Ma dunt dwimk dat kinda stuf cuz hur hazta tayke pilz fur hur bad payne
n dey sai dunt mix wiff likkur..sew hur duzznt.

Fank yoo fur karing n shayring. iz yer e-mayel gud up dere? ai mite wunna
sned yoo une...

Jack, Harry n Sukie xxx


Mosey, PookyKat, Pipps n Sqweex XXX





 




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