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Oh my Bloo, dat souns seriouz! I'ze neffer seen or heerd doze jinglies,
but dey souns scary! Dere are lotsa tings we kitteez fine scary. Mine hooman haz a sleep-sack dats furry scary! Wen he movez on it it gurgles! I tink dere are monsters libbin inside of it! I'ze tried to pounce on wun uf dese gurgle monsterz, and I bounced wayyy high up inna da air! Hoomans have trange tings aroun dem! I'ze glad dat youze foun a nice home, Bloo! -- Cordially, Sonam Dasara email: ask-at-electric-hyphen-ink-dot-com The Furrsome (again)Foursome wrote: Meow, kitties! Meow, Meow, MEOW!!! (in cases yus didn't heerme, I can be meezerly loud...) I be Blue. Or Bloo, Blue-boo, KaBLUEie... anyfind like dat seems tu meen mee herearounds. Dis Ms. Toes heer is shown me how to MEOW tu yu. I'ze wun of de new Meezers of de Furrsome Four heer. I'ze settlin' in. I'ze not afraid of Panda-ov-Toes, but me'n' my him-cat Maui still gets upset at de redhed heer. Da Sprout! Ms. P-ov-T sez. She luks kinda meezerly but keeps skweekin insted of MEOWin properly. She BOUNCE! on us in da litterbox, so my him-cat peed on de carpet. (TED put him-cat on Prozac for de streess an meowmie's buyin' a steem cleaner...) Ms. Toes sez maybe yew kin Halp me (acshewly, she sed I need a ferrapist but we hoped dere mite be wun heer). I'ze haffin a purroblem... wif jingly bells. I'ze TERRIFIED of jingly bells. An it seems, dey's effuryware. I want dem GONE GONE GONE. I'ze mor terrified of jingly bells dan Ms. Toes is of da big humin sneezin or da growlmonsters. Dey jes send me screemin fur cover. Dis is not a terror of just noisees, oh no. I sit up on de table, rite beside de machine dat eets little fabrics and makes bigger wuns. I's not afraid of de washymasheen (well, I don' wanna be in it, but I don' run). JUST jingly bells. Da big hoomin hazza funny fur for his hed, whut has bells. He walked in da rume wearin' it, and de round humin sez if I hadda enny claws, I'd a slit hur throat runnin fur it. Den, my own him-cat, Maui, attaked a toy and shook it.. an it JINGLED... an' I ranranran and my him-cat wuz so surprised he won't play wif it nomore. Duz ennykitty haf advise fur me, in ridding my weird noo home of dese evils? I fink dey is breedin' and multiplyin' in de big hoomin's office. Blue, in terror of jingles (*dang weerd Meezers... can I get a therapist here? Panda*) |
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Hey I knowz 'bout dem plastik bagz, One trida choke myownsef once wif his evil handle anna furry hadda chase it allaround da house anna rescu myownsef, dey is really meanmean, TV Shudderin Dan Mahoney wrote in message ... coopercats wrote: Hay! Bloo! im Blak Jak Purrshing! im frayd uff plastik baggies. mom usses 'em 4 wen she kleens du lidder boks! she duznt no wi & im nott tellin. kan yur mom gett thu bells out? sumtimes it aynt eesy but if it maks yu feel bedder, i bett yur mom wud du it. kan u ax hur? i hope u lik yur onetroohome. it sowns grate 2 me. Jack, BCC, FCC, I fought I was de only kitty who is afrayd of plastic bags! De rest of de kitty world is unaware of de dangers and evils of de nasty, evil plastic bags. When mine hoomins take out a plastic bag, I *run* out of de room as fast as I can. I'z can't tell anyone why I'z afraid of dem, but dey is furry, furry scary and frightening. So if Blue is afraid of jingly-bells, den he jus mite be aware of dangers dat de rest of us aren't. Tabitha Kitten |
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Hey I knowz 'bout dem plastik bagz, One trida choke myownsef once wif his evil handle anna furry hadda chase it allaround da house anna rescu myownsef, dey is really meanmean, TV Shudderin Dan Mahoney wrote in message ... coopercats wrote: Hay! Bloo! im Blak Jak Purrshing! im frayd uff plastik baggies. mom usses 'em 4 wen she kleens du lidder boks! she duznt no wi & im nott tellin. kan yur mom gett thu bells out? sumtimes it aynt eesy but if it maks yu feel bedder, i bett yur mom wud du it. kan u ax hur? i hope u lik yur onetroohome. it sowns grate 2 me. Jack, BCC, FCC, I fought I was de only kitty who is afrayd of plastic bags! De rest of de kitty world is unaware of de dangers and evils of de nasty, evil plastic bags. When mine hoomins take out a plastic bag, I *run* out of de room as fast as I can. I'z can't tell anyone why I'z afraid of dem, but dey is furry, furry scary and frightening. So if Blue is afraid of jingly-bells, den he jus mite be aware of dangers dat de rest of us aren't. Tabitha Kitten |
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Hi Blue (an Maui), we duzn kno if we haz sayd hello tu yu befor. We gotted
skart bak when da landlord came an taked down da poor old curtins an putted up venetian blinds. It wuz so brite allova sudden! We'z skard ov da landord ennyway so it wuz a dubble horror. We finks yu iz furry brave tu come tu a new howse an make frens wif kats already dere an yu iz entitled tu be afeerd ov jingly bells. Spike & Stormy "The Furrsome (again)Foursome" wrote: Meow, kitties! Meow, Meow, MEOW!!! (in cases yus didn't heerme, I can be meezerly loud...) I be Blue. Or Bloo, Blue-boo, KaBLUEie... anyfind like dat seems tu meen mee herearounds. Dis Ms. Toes heer is shown me how to MEOW tu yu. I'ze wun of de new Meezers of de Furrsome Four heer. I'ze settlin' in. I'ze not afraid of Panda-ov-Toes, but me'n' my him-cat Maui still gets upset at de redhed heer. Da Sprout! Ms. P-ov-T sez. She luks kinda meezerly but keeps skweekin insted of MEOWin properly. She BOUNCE! on us in da litterbox, so my him-cat peed on de carpet. (TED put him-cat on Prozac for de streess an meowmie's buyin' a steem cleaner...) Ms. Toes sez maybe yew kin Halp me (acshewly, she sed I need a ferrapist but we hoped dere mite be wun heer). I'ze haffin a purroblem... wif jingly bells. I'ze TERRIFIED of jingly bells. An it seems, dey's effuryware. I want dem GONE GONE GONE. I'ze mor terrified of jingly bells dan Ms. Toes is of da big humin sneezin or da growlmonsters. Dey jes send me screemin fur cover. Dis is not a terror of just noisees, oh no. I sit up on de table, rite beside de machine dat eets little fabrics and makes bigger wuns. I's not afraid of de washymasheen (well, I don' wanna be in it, but I don' run). JUST jingly bells. Da big hoomin hazza funny fur for his hed, whut has bells. He walked in da rume wearin' it, and de round humin sez if I hadda enny claws, I'd a slit hur throat runnin fur it. Den, my own him-cat, Maui, attaked a toy and shook it.. an it JINGLED... an' I ranranran and my him-cat wuz so surprised he won't play wif it nomore. Duz ennykitty haf advise fur me, in ridding my weird noo home of dese evils? I fink dey is breedin' and multiplyin' in de big hoomin's office. Blue, in terror of jingles (*dang weerd Meezers... can I get a therapist here? Panda*) |
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Hi Blue (an Maui), we duzn kno if we haz sayd hello tu yu befor. We gotted
skart bak when da landlord came an taked down da poor old curtins an putted up venetian blinds. It wuz so brite allova sudden! We'z skard ov da landord ennyway so it wuz a dubble horror. We finks yu iz furry brave tu come tu a new howse an make frens wif kats already dere an yu iz entitled tu be afeerd ov jingly bells. Spike & Stormy "The Furrsome (again)Foursome" wrote: Meow, kitties! Meow, Meow, MEOW!!! (in cases yus didn't heerme, I can be meezerly loud...) I be Blue. Or Bloo, Blue-boo, KaBLUEie... anyfind like dat seems tu meen mee herearounds. Dis Ms. Toes heer is shown me how to MEOW tu yu. I'ze wun of de new Meezers of de Furrsome Four heer. I'ze settlin' in. I'ze not afraid of Panda-ov-Toes, but me'n' my him-cat Maui still gets upset at de redhed heer. Da Sprout! Ms. P-ov-T sez. She luks kinda meezerly but keeps skweekin insted of MEOWin properly. She BOUNCE! on us in da litterbox, so my him-cat peed on de carpet. (TED put him-cat on Prozac for de streess an meowmie's buyin' a steem cleaner...) Ms. Toes sez maybe yew kin Halp me (acshewly, she sed I need a ferrapist but we hoped dere mite be wun heer). I'ze haffin a purroblem... wif jingly bells. I'ze TERRIFIED of jingly bells. An it seems, dey's effuryware. I want dem GONE GONE GONE. I'ze mor terrified of jingly bells dan Ms. Toes is of da big humin sneezin or da growlmonsters. Dey jes send me screemin fur cover. Dis is not a terror of just noisees, oh no. I sit up on de table, rite beside de machine dat eets little fabrics and makes bigger wuns. I's not afraid of de washymasheen (well, I don' wanna be in it, but I don' run). JUST jingly bells. Da big hoomin hazza funny fur for his hed, whut has bells. He walked in da rume wearin' it, and de round humin sez if I hadda enny claws, I'd a slit hur throat runnin fur it. Den, my own him-cat, Maui, attaked a toy and shook it.. an it JINGLED... an' I ranranran and my him-cat wuz so surprised he won't play wif it nomore. Duz ennykitty haf advise fur me, in ridding my weird noo home of dese evils? I fink dey is breedin' and multiplyin' in de big hoomin's office. Blue, in terror of jingles (*dang weerd Meezers... can I get a therapist here? Panda*) |
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But, I'ze LIKES my pretty collar. It is pink and gray and burgundy an
hazza hart-shaped tag whut sez BLUE an' my magic number on it. The tag jingleys, and I'm not wurried. But doze bells, on da guy-hoomin's hatt..... shudder!!! Blue of no bells. "Miss Violette" wrote in message ... soft here, it could be that a collar had bells, and if that is the case then it could have choked at one time or it could hurt the ears, My advice is excuse the things for now, soft, with all cats who attack them but are not afraid The Furrsome (again)Foursome wrote in message ... Meow, kitties! Meow, Meow, MEOW!!! (in cases yus didn't heerme, I can be meezerly loud...) I be Blue. Or Bloo, Blue-boo, KaBLUEie... anyfind like dat seems tu meen mee herearounds. Dis Ms. Toes heer is shown me how to MEOW tu yu. I'ze wun of de new Meezers of de Furrsome Four heer. I'ze settlin' in. I'ze not afraid of Panda-ov-Toes, but me'n' my him-cat Maui still gets upset at de redhed heer. Da Sprout! Ms. P-ov-T sez. She luks kinda meezerly but keeps skweekin insted of MEOWin properly. She BOUNCE! on us in da litterbox, so my him-cat peed on de carpet. (TED put him-cat on Prozac for de streess an meowmie's buyin' a steem cleaner...) Ms. Toes sez maybe yew kin Halp me (acshewly, she sed I need a ferrapist but we hoped dere mite be wun heer). I'ze haffin a purroblem... wif jingly bells. I'ze TERRIFIED of jingly bells. An it seems, dey's effuryware. I want dem GONE GONE GONE. I'ze mor terrified of jingly bells dan Ms. Toes is of da big humin sneezin or da growlmonsters. Dey jes send me screemin fur cover. Dis is not a terror of just noisees, oh no. I sit up on de table, rite beside de machine dat eets little fabrics and makes bigger wuns. I's not afraid of de washymasheen (well, I don' wanna be in it, but I don' run). JUST jingly bells. Da big hoomin hazza funny fur for his hed, whut has bells. He walked in da rume wearin' it, and de round humin sez if I hadda enny claws, I'd a slit hur throat runnin fur it. Den, my own him-cat, Maui, attaked a toy and shook it.. an it JINGLED... an' I ranranran and my him-cat wuz so surprised he won't play wif it nomore. Duz ennykitty haf advise fur me, in ridding my weird noo home of dese evils? I fink dey is breedin' and multiplyin' in de big hoomin's office. Blue, in terror of jingles (*dang weerd Meezers... can I get a therapist here? Panda*) |
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But, I'ze LIKES my pretty collar. It is pink and gray and burgundy an
hazza hart-shaped tag whut sez BLUE an' my magic number on it. The tag jingleys, and I'm not wurried. But doze bells, on da guy-hoomin's hatt..... shudder!!! Blue of no bells. "Miss Violette" wrote in message ... soft here, it could be that a collar had bells, and if that is the case then it could have choked at one time or it could hurt the ears, My advice is excuse the things for now, soft, with all cats who attack them but are not afraid The Furrsome (again)Foursome wrote in message ... Meow, kitties! Meow, Meow, MEOW!!! (in cases yus didn't heerme, I can be meezerly loud...) I be Blue. Or Bloo, Blue-boo, KaBLUEie... anyfind like dat seems tu meen mee herearounds. Dis Ms. Toes heer is shown me how to MEOW tu yu. I'ze wun of de new Meezers of de Furrsome Four heer. I'ze settlin' in. I'ze not afraid of Panda-ov-Toes, but me'n' my him-cat Maui still gets upset at de redhed heer. Da Sprout! Ms. P-ov-T sez. She luks kinda meezerly but keeps skweekin insted of MEOWin properly. She BOUNCE! on us in da litterbox, so my him-cat peed on de carpet. (TED put him-cat on Prozac for de streess an meowmie's buyin' a steem cleaner...) Ms. Toes sez maybe yew kin Halp me (acshewly, she sed I need a ferrapist but we hoped dere mite be wun heer). I'ze haffin a purroblem... wif jingly bells. I'ze TERRIFIED of jingly bells. An it seems, dey's effuryware. I want dem GONE GONE GONE. I'ze mor terrified of jingly bells dan Ms. Toes is of da big humin sneezin or da growlmonsters. Dey jes send me screemin fur cover. Dis is not a terror of just noisees, oh no. I sit up on de table, rite beside de machine dat eets little fabrics and makes bigger wuns. I's not afraid of de washymasheen (well, I don' wanna be in it, but I don' run). JUST jingly bells. Da big hoomin hazza funny fur for his hed, whut has bells. He walked in da rume wearin' it, and de round humin sez if I hadda enny claws, I'd a slit hur throat runnin fur it. Den, my own him-cat, Maui, attaked a toy and shook it.. an it JINGLED... an' I ranranran and my him-cat wuz so surprised he won't play wif it nomore. Duz ennykitty haf advise fur me, in ridding my weird noo home of dese evils? I fink dey is breedin' and multiplyin' in de big hoomin's office. Blue, in terror of jingles (*dang weerd Meezers... can I get a therapist here? Panda*) |
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Dat's funny. Rown' heer, when Panda-ov-Toes heers a plastic bag, she
runsrunsruns for de compartment front door, she goes to the big long OUT room to supervise de garbage disposal. Den she jogs to the far end... den she jogs back, den she comes back in. Plastic bags mean exurcise heers. Weird. Blue, not so wurried bout plastic... Dan Mahoney wrote in message ... coopercats wrote: Hay! Bloo! im Blak Jak Purrshing! im frayd uff plastik baggies. mom usses 'em 4 wen she kleens du lidder boks! she duznt no wi & im nott tellin. kan yur mom gett thu bells out? sumtimes it aynt eesy but if it maks yu feel bedder, i bett yur mom wud du it. kan u ax hur? i hope u lik yur onetroohome. it sowns grate 2 me. Jack, BCC, FCC, I fought I was de only kitty who is afrayd of plastic bags! De rest of de kitty world is unaware of de dangers and evils of de nasty, evil plastic bags. When mine hoomins take out a plastic bag, I *run* out of de room as fast as I can. I'z can't tell anyone why I'z afraid of dem, but dey is furry, furry scary and frightening. So if Blue is afraid of jingly-bells, den he jus mite be aware of dangers dat de rest of us aren't. Tabitha Kitten |
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Dat's funny. Rown' heer, when Panda-ov-Toes heers a plastic bag, she
runsrunsruns for de compartment front door, she goes to the big long OUT room to supervise de garbage disposal. Den she jogs to the far end... den she jogs back, den she comes back in. Plastic bags mean exurcise heers. Weird. Blue, not so wurried bout plastic... Dan Mahoney wrote in message ... coopercats wrote: Hay! Bloo! im Blak Jak Purrshing! im frayd uff plastik baggies. mom usses 'em 4 wen she kleens du lidder boks! she duznt no wi & im nott tellin. kan yur mom gett thu bells out? sumtimes it aynt eesy but if it maks yu feel bedder, i bett yur mom wud du it. kan u ax hur? i hope u lik yur onetroohome. it sowns grate 2 me. Jack, BCC, FCC, I fought I was de only kitty who is afrayd of plastic bags! De rest of de kitty world is unaware of de dangers and evils of de nasty, evil plastic bags. When mine hoomins take out a plastic bag, I *run* out of de room as fast as I can. I'z can't tell anyone why I'z afraid of dem, but dey is furry, furry scary and frightening. So if Blue is afraid of jingly-bells, den he jus mite be aware of dangers dat de rest of us aren't. Tabitha Kitten |
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Der isa bigbig difurence between a tag anna a bell, you doez notted hafta
like anythin you don't want, you isa a cat afterall, Tiger onlyThreeCats wrote in message om... But, I'ze LIKES my pretty collar. It is pink and gray and burgundy an hazza hart-shaped tag whut sez BLUE an' my magic number on it. The tag jingleys, and I'm not wurried. But doze bells, on da guy-hoomin's hatt..... shudder!!! Blue of no bells. "Miss Violette" wrote in message ... soft here, it could be that a collar had bells, and if that is the case then it could have choked at one time or it could hurt the ears, My advice is excuse the things for now, soft, with all cats who attack them but are not afraid The Furrsome (again)Foursome wrote in message ... Meow, kitties! Meow, Meow, MEOW!!! (in cases yus didn't heerme, I can be meezerly loud...) I be Blue. Or Bloo, Blue-boo, KaBLUEie... anyfind like dat seems tu meen mee herearounds. Dis Ms. Toes heer is shown me how to MEOW tu yu. I'ze wun of de new Meezers of de Furrsome Four heer. I'ze settlin' in. I'ze not afraid of Panda-ov-Toes, but me'n' my him-cat Maui still gets upset at de redhed heer. Da Sprout! Ms. P-ov-T sez. She luks kinda meezerly but keeps skweekin insted of MEOWin properly. She BOUNCE! on us in da litterbox, so my him-cat peed on de carpet. (TED put him-cat on Prozac for de streess an meowmie's buyin' a steem cleaner...) Ms. Toes sez maybe yew kin Halp me (acshewly, she sed I need a ferrapist but we hoped dere mite be wun heer). I'ze haffin a purroblem... wif jingly bells. I'ze TERRIFIED of jingly bells. An it seems, dey's effuryware. I want dem GONE GONE GONE. I'ze mor terrified of jingly bells dan Ms. Toes is of da big humin sneezin or da growlmonsters. Dey jes send me screemin fur cover. Dis is not a terror of just noisees, oh no. I sit up on de table, rite beside de machine dat eets little fabrics and makes bigger wuns. I's not afraid of de washymasheen (well, I don' wanna be in it, but I don' run). JUST jingly bells. Da big hoomin hazza funny fur for his hed, whut has bells. He walked in da rume wearin' it, and de round humin sez if I hadda enny claws, I'd a slit hur throat runnin fur it. Den, my own him-cat, Maui, attaked a toy and shook it.. an it JINGLED... an' I ranranran and my him-cat wuz so surprised he won't play wif it nomore. Duz ennykitty haf advise fur me, in ridding my weird noo home of dese evils? I fink dey is breedin' and multiplyin' in de big hoomin's office. Blue, in terror of jingles (*dang weerd Meezers... can I get a therapist here? Panda*) |
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