'porting ofur to 'Toonya's shower!

[a porter twinkles at Pitoonya's, and a petite Purrsian steps out
pushing out a gaily wrapped, rather large package]

Meow 'Toonya!

How iz yur mouf feelink? Bedder, I hopes! Heerz a shower prezzie fur
you! [Its a double-kitty sized sleep-number bed, with heater and
massager, and little snack drawers in the frame]

Iz da Fluffykitz girlz heer yet? I cud uze a nip-colada and chips 'n'
dip.

I see dat da boyz is off on sum 'venture; I'z gonna whap Tiger on da
hed if'n he gets in any trouble - he was missink fur a long, long
time, an I don't wanna looze him again!

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

“I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by
little, the cats become its visible soul.�
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

2/1/2009 2:29:35 PM

Pssst, duzint tell her dey iz ona venshur, tell her dey iz hafin da bakalor
parti, Trudi, who ofurheard whut dey iz realli doin
"Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote in message
...
[a porter twinkles at Pitoonya's, and a petite Purrsian steps out
pushing out a gaily wrapped, rather large package]

Meow 'Toonya!

How iz yur mouf feelink? Bedder, I hopes! Heerz a shower prezzie fur
you! [Its a double-kitty sized sleep-number bed, with heater and
massager, and little snack drawers in the frame]

Iz da Fluffykitz girlz heer yet? I cud uze a nip-colada and chips 'n'
dip.

I see dat da boyz is off on sum 'venture; I'z gonna whap Tiger on da
hed if'n he gets in any trouble - he was missink fur a long, long
time, an I don't wanna looze him again!

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

"I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by
little, the cats become its visible soul."
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

2/1/2009 2:29:35 PM

Less all haf nip coladas wile we wate.

Lucy



Mme. Anaïs ^..^ wrote:
[a porter twinkles at Pitoonya's, and a petite Purrsian steps out
pushing out a gaily wrapped, rather large package]

Meow 'Toonya!

How iz yur mouf feelink? Bedder, I hopes! Heerz a shower prezzie fur
you! [Its a double-kitty sized sleep-number bed, with heater and
massager, and little snack drawers in the frame]

Iz da Fluffykitz girlz heer yet? I cud uze a nip-colada and chips 'n'
dip.

I see dat da boyz is off on sum 'venture; I'z gonna whap Tiger on da
hed if'n he gets in any trouble - he was missink fur a long, long
time, an I don't wanna looze him again!

I wuuld like diz, Trdi
"Lucy" wrote in message
...
Less all haf nip coladas wile we wate.

Lucy



Mme. Anaïs ^..^ wrote:
[a porter twinkles at Pitoonya's, and a petite Purrsian steps out
pushing out a gaily wrapped, rather large package]

Meow 'Toonya!

How iz yur mouf feelink? Bedder, I hopes! Heerz a shower prezzie fur
you! [Its a double-kitty sized sleep-number bed, with heater and
massager, and little snack drawers in the frame]

Iz da Fluffykitz girlz heer yet? I cud uze a nip-colada and chips 'n'
dip.

I see dat da boyz is off on sum 'venture; I'z gonna whap Tiger on da
hed if'n he gets in any trouble - he was missink fur a long, long
time, an I don't wanna looze him again!

"Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote in message
...
[a porter twinkles at Pitoonya's, and a petite Purrsian steps out
pushing out a gaily wrapped, rather large package]

Meow 'Toonya!

How iz yur mouf feelink? Bedder, I hopes! Heerz a shower prezzie fur
you! [Its a double-kitty sized sleep-number bed, with heater and
massager, and little snack drawers in the frame]

Iz da Fluffykitz girlz heer yet? I cud uze a nip-colada and chips 'n'
dip.

I see dat da boyz is off on sum 'venture; I'z gonna whap Tiger on da
hed if'n he gets in any trouble - he was missink fur a long, long
time, an I don't wanna looze him again!

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

2/1/2009 2:29:35 PM

OMBazt! I neffur eggzpektid diz!
Wudja, kudja hewlp me unklutter da liffink ruuum fluur frum awlla da
meowzeez, an bawlz, an feffurz-onna-strink-onna-stik?
An awlz da liddul dyshez of fuudz-tu-tempt-me on da kittshin fluur?

Da boyz ar haffin uh Batshloor pardy, I tink.

O00ooo. wadda grate bed...lemmee twy it...I lyke #10 mineselff, diz iz
soooo sovt an kozzee....{{{{ Mme. Anaïs}}}}} Fangu!
--
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Wate? wewll, letz hab sum....
mmmm day ar nize an kreemee an kuul...
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Less all haf nip coladas wile we wate.

Lucy



Mme. Anaïs ^..^ wrote:
[a porter twinkles at Pitoonya's, and a petite Purrsian steps out
pushing out a gaily wrapped, rather large package]

Meow 'Toonya!

How iz yur mouf feelink? Bedder, I hopes! Heerz a shower prezzie fur
you! [Its a double-kitty sized sleep-number bed, with heater and
massager, and little snack drawers in the frame]

Iz da Fluffykitz girlz heer yet? I cud uze a nip-colada and chips 'n'
dip.

I see dat da boyz is off on sum 'venture; I'z gonna whap Tiger on da
hed if'n he gets in any trouble - he was missink fur a long, long
time, an I don't wanna looze him again!

Hey, Trudi, heow nize ov yu tu kum offur.
--
Pitô.ônya
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Pitô.ônya
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
I wuuld like diz, Trdi
"Lucy" wrote in message
...
Less all haf nip coladas wile we wate.

Lucy



Mme. Anaïs ^..^ wrote:
[a porter twinkles at Pitoonya's, and a petite Purrsian steps out
pushing out a gaily wrapped, rather large package]

Meow 'Toonya!

How iz yur mouf feelink? Bedder, I hopes! Heerz a shower prezzie fur
you! [Its a double-kitty sized sleep-number bed, with heater and
massager, and little snack drawers in the frame]

Iz da Fluffykitz girlz heer yet? I cud uze a nip-colada and chips
'n'
dip.

I see dat da boyz is off on sum 'venture; I'z gonna whap Tiger on da
hed if'n he gets in any trouble - he was missink fur a long, long
time, an I don't wanna looze him again!

heriz owrz prezziez fur yourownsef... shows her a pile of prezzieez... one
box of nip, one box of gooshi fudz 2 large fuzzy blankeez dat juzt fitz da
bed dat MMe.A. gived you, anna sum little furri mizes dat make da hhoomin
luk twize, Trudi
"Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message
...

Hey, Trudi, heow nize ov yu tu kum offur.
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"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
I wuuld like diz, Trdi
"Lucy" wrote in message
...
Less all haf nip coladas wile we wate.

Lucy



Mme. Anaïs ^..^ wrote:
[a porter twinkles at Pitoonya's, and a petite Purrsian steps out
pushing out a gaily wrapped, rather large package]

Meow 'Toonya!

How iz yur mouf feelink? Bedder, I hopes! Heerz a shower prezzie fur
you! [Its a double-kitty sized sleep-number bed, with heater and
massager, and little snack drawers in the frame]

Iz da Fluffykitz girlz heer yet? I cud uze a nip-colada and chips 'n'
dip.

I see dat da boyz is off on sum 'venture; I'z gonna whap Tiger on da
hed if'n he gets in any trouble - he was missink fur a long, long
time, an I don't wanna looze him again!

On Feb 1, 2:35*pm, "Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote:
[a porter twinkles at Pitoonya's, and a petite Purrsian steps out
pushing out a gaily wrapped, rather large package]

Meow 'Toonya!

* * * * How iz yur mouf feelink? Bedder, I hopes! Heerz a shower prezzie fur
you! [Its a double-kitty sized sleep-number bed, with heater and
massager, and little snack drawers in the frame]

* * * * Iz da Fluffykitz girlz heer yet? I cud uze a nip-colada and chips 'n'
dip.

* * * * I see dat da boyz is off on sum 'venture; I'z gonna whap Tiger on da
hed if'n he gets in any trouble - he was missink fur a long, long
time, an I don't wanna looze him again!

--
Purrs,

A porter twinkles and WooToo, Sunrise and Missy step out

Heer r sum prezzies: I Sunrise is speaking gotted yoo sum furry gud
nip whine. It iz sefferul yeers ol an shud go gudgud on yourown
honeemoon. Maggy May, hoo iz off bittie-sitting, sended yoo an
assortmunt ub gudgud treets dat wud go wiff da whine. Der iz snosuje,
cheezuz an othur guddies. An shee putted it awl on dese luffly silvur
trays wiff a maching set ub whine glassuz.

Missy speaks I fot yoo wud like sum nise binkeez an I founded dese
at da booteek. And she has a box with three lovely fluffy blankets in
three pretty colors and patterns

WooToo An I gotted yoo dis set ub disshus, wiff wadder boles an
efferyfing.

--
Will in New Haven

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"Will in New Haven" wrote in message
...
On Feb 1, 2:35 pm, "Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote:
[a porter twinkles at Pitoonya's, and a petite Purrsian steps out
pushing out a gaily wrapped, rather large package]

Meow 'Toonya!

How iz yur mouf feelink? Bedder, I hopes! Heerz a shower prezzie fur
you! [Its a double-kitty sized sleep-number bed, with heater and
massager, and little snack drawers in the frame]

Iz da Fluffykitz girlz heer yet? I cud uze a nip-colada and chips 'n'
dip.

I see dat da boyz is off on sum 'venture; I'z gonna whap Tiger on da
hed if'n he gets in any trouble - he was missink fur a long, long
time, an I don't wanna looze him again!

--
Purrs,

A porter twinkles and WooToo, Sunrise and Missy step out

Heer r sum prezzies: I Sunrise is speaking gotted yoo sum furry gud
nip whine. It iz sefferul yeers ol an shud go gudgud on yourown
honeemoon. Maggy May, hoo iz off bittie-sitting, sended yoo an
assortmunt ub gudgud treets dat wud go wiff da whine. Der iz snosuje,
cheezuz an othur guddies. An shee putted it awl on dese luffly silvur
trays wiff a maching set ub whine glassuz.

Missy speaks I fot yoo wud like sum nise binkeez an I founded dese
at da booteek. And she has a box with three lovely fluffy blankets in
three pretty colors and patterns

WooToo An I gotted yoo dis set ub disshus, wiff wadder boles an
efferyfing.

--
Will in New Haven

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O0oo...heow sofft da blankeez arrran da silfurr iz so brite an shynee,
an da hole setta dishiz...
OMB! I yam offurrwelmt!
Fangu awl! Yu ar sutsh gudgud frendz!

Pitoonya thinkz' *I wanna get sum reel niffty fangu kardz, Oh an dat
remyndz me...we habint sended enny infurrtayshunz yet!*

Kum hav sum nip coladas an pettyfourz...
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