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Awf Tawpik :OWR LITEZ HAD UH OWTUGE



 
 
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Old December 26th 10, 08:36 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Default Awf Tawpik :OWR LITEZ HAD UH OWTUGE

Wile efferguezt wuz tayking uh nap at owr Kissamouse Party, ai ported hoam
tew mai uther hoam, n ai brot Sqweex n PookyKat bak wiff mee, (but Pipps iz
styl at da Party) ,, tew chek on Ma n Pa, hoo r fyne n den Uh foo minnitz
ugo, mee n Pa wuz sitting at owr pooterz, Pa wuz pwaying uh gayme n ai wuz
riting heer, n den *bink* awl da litez wwint owt fur abowt 4 sekundz. Den
dey kame bak on, n Ma runned da dishywarsher, feeded usses n scooped da
doodleboxes, n setted da klok on da mikrowave fingy, n gnow Pa haz tew
reeset da klok in dere bedreum. Dey boff hab flashylites wiff dem en kase
et happenz iffen dey r woking in da dark. So diz iz wat ai git fur koming
hoam, mrrrrrrrrt......ai kalled MeOwy on mai sellfone fingy tew tel
herownself ai wud be bak tewmorrow, n dat ai taked mai nosepoink bawx wiff
me dat we gotted fur uh winking gift. (ai gotted une dat haz hur fase wiff
hur noze innit, n hurz haz mai fase wiff da nose tew poink innit.) n hur
sed gnot tew wurry, hur wud tayke kare uff Mayzy n Tygur n Auntie Mimzy n
Unka BobQat wyl hulp hur. Dey r boff Majikal Whimsey Qats tew. YEup
murmers stai on litez...yeeeeeeeeUP!!
Luvz, Mosey

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Old December 27th 10, 12:57 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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Default Awf Tawpik :OWR LITEZ HAD UH OWTUGE

it maksa soft beri krankee whenna litez/err power goez off/ da litez duzint
matter but whenna pooter duzint wurk she iz beri krankee, OEJ
"Mosey =^..^=" wrote in message
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Wile efferguezt wuz tayking uh nap at owr Kissamouse Party, ai ported hoam
tew mai uther hoam, n ai brot Sqweex n PookyKat bak wiff mee, (but Pipps
iz styl at da Party) ,, tew chek on Ma n Pa, hoo r fyne n den Uh foo
minnitz ugo, mee n Pa wuz sitting at owr pooterz, Pa wuz pwaying uh gayme
n ai wuz riting heer, n den *bink* awl da litez wwint owt fur abowt 4
sekundz. Den dey kame bak on, n Ma runned da dishywarsher, feeded usses n
scooped da doodleboxes, n setted da klok on da mikrowave fingy, n gnow Pa
haz tew reeset da klok in dere bedreum. Dey boff hab flashylites wiff dem
en kase et happenz iffen dey r woking in da dark. So diz iz wat ai git fur
koming hoam, mrrrrrrrrt......ai kalled MeOwy on mai sellfone fingy tew
tel herownself ai wud be bak tewmorrow, n dat ai taked mai nosepoink bawx
wiff me dat we gotted fur uh winking gift. (ai gotted une dat haz hur
fase wiff hur noze innit, n hurz haz mai fase wiff da nose tew poink
innit.) n hur sed gnot tew wurry, hur wud tayke kare uff Mayzy n Tygur n
Auntie Mimzy n Unka BobQat wyl hulp hur. Dey r boff Majikal Whimsey Qats
tew. YEup
murmers stai on litez...yeeeeeeeeUP!!
Luvz, Mosey



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Old December 27th 10, 01:28 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Default Awf Tawpik :OWR LITEZ HAD UH OWTUGE

ai bet...wee gotz batturiez on owrz dat wyl keap mee onlyne iffen dat
haypunz ugin n da hoominz ulwayz keep uh flashylite wiff semselfs. unse,
ubaowt 3 yeerz ugo, wee wuz wifowt powur fur 4 daze. da hoominz putted da
stuff n da frige n freezer en da out wich wuz vury kold, n no aminal
boffered da fudz un da milk..dey freezed..waffs. Den, sum frendsz brotted
dem uh propayne heeter, n uh thurmus uff cawfee, n dey botted Ma uh bigbig
latte.. n den rite aftur dey leaved, da powur kame bak on, we gotted et
warm in uh hurree. Da fudz gotted putted bak in da frige, n efferyfing wuz
umkay. Dat heeter iz en Ma's baffrheum.... Luvz,Mosey --hoo manuged tew
keap warm innywai. yeUP


it maksa soft beri krankee whenna litez/err power goez off/ da litez
duzint matter but whenna pooter duzint wurk she iz beri krankee, OEJ


"Mosey =^..^="
Wile efferguezt wuz tayking uh nap at owr Kissamouse Party, ai ported
hoam tew mai uther hoam, n ai brot Sqweex n PookyKat bak wiff mee, (but
Pipps iz styl at da Party) ,, tew chek on Ma n Pa, hoo r fyne n den Uh
foo minnitz ugo, mee n Pa wuz sitting at owr pooterz, Pa wuz pwaying uh
gayme n ai wuz riting heer, n den *bink* awl da litez wwint owt fur
abowt 4 sekundz. Den dey kame bak on, n Ma runned da dishywarsher, feeded
usses n scooped da doodleboxes, n setted da klok on da mikrowave fingy, n
gnow Pa haz tew reeset da klok in dere bedreum. Dey boff hab flashylites
wiff dem en kase et happenz iffen dey r woking in da dark. So diz iz wat
ai git fur koming hoam, mrrrrrrrrt......ai kalled MeOwy on mai sellfone
fingy tew tel herownself ai wud be bak tewmorrow, n dat ai taked mai
nosepoink bawx wiff me dat we gotted fur uh winking gift. (ai gotted une
dat haz hur fase wiff hur noze innit, n hurz haz mai fase wiff da nose
tew poink innit.) n hur sed gnot tew wurry, hur wud tayke kare uff
Mayzy n Tygur n Auntie Mimzy n Unka BobQat wyl hulp hur. Dey r boff
Majikal Whimsey Qats tew. YEup
murmers stai on litez...yeeeeeeeeUP!!
Luvz, Mosey



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Old December 27th 10, 06:27 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Default Awf Tawpik :OWR LITEZ HAD UH OWTUGE

Wez a bit wifout lights last night but came back.

Meowmie fed the fire monster she keeps contained in dat brick place and
putted up the big memory foam fur us 3 4foots right dere. Iz a little mad
at Aunti Mabel. She made me sleeps at HER belley wif her inthe middle which
is MAI SPOT.

Oh well. Shez sweet and was warm onna mai back anna her head over mai head
was furry warm.

Daisy-chan the Magnifiscent!


"Mosey =^..^=" wrote in message
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ai bet...wee gotz batturiez on owrz dat wyl keap mee onlyne iffen dat
haypunz ugin n da hoominz ulwayz keep uh flashylite wiff semselfs. unse,
ubaowt 3 yeerz ugo, wee wuz wifowt powur fur 4 daze. da hoominz putted
da stuff n da frige n freezer en da out wich wuz vury kold, n no aminal
boffered da fudz un da milk..dey freezed..waffs. Den, sum frendsz
brotted dem uh propayne heeter, n uh thurmus uff cawfee, n dey botted Ma
uh bigbig latte.. n den rite aftur dey leaved, da powur kame bak on, we
gotted et warm in uh hurree. Da fudz gotted putted bak in da frige, n
efferyfing wuz umkay. Dat heeter iz en Ma's baffrheum....
Luvz,Mosey --hoo manuged tew keap warm innywai. yeUP


it maksa soft beri krankee whenna litez/err power goez off/ da litez
duzint matter but whenna pooter duzint wurk she iz beri krankee, OEJ


"Mosey =^..^="
Wile efferguezt wuz tayking uh nap at owr Kissamouse Party, ai ported
hoam tew mai uther hoam, n ai brot Sqweex n PookyKat bak wiff mee, (but
Pipps iz styl at da Party) ,, tew chek on Ma n Pa, hoo r fyne n den Uh
foo minnitz ugo, mee n Pa wuz sitting at owr pooterz, Pa wuz pwaying uh
gayme n ai wuz riting heer, n den *bink* awl da litez wwint owt fur
abowt 4 sekundz. Den dey kame bak on, n Ma runned da dishywarsher,
feeded usses n scooped da doodleboxes, n setted da klok on da mikrowave
fingy, n gnow Pa haz tew reeset da klok in dere bedreum. Dey boff hab
flashylites wiff dem en kase et happenz iffen dey r woking in da dark.
So diz iz wat ai git fur koming hoam, mrrrrrrrrt......ai kalled MeOwy
on mai sellfone fingy tew tel herownself ai wud be bak tewmorrow, n dat
ai taked mai nosepoink bawx wiff me dat we gotted fur uh winking gift.
(ai gotted une dat haz hur fase wiff hur noze innit, n hurz haz mai
fase wiff da nose tew poink innit.) n hur sed gnot tew wurry, hur wud
tayke kare uff Mayzy n Tygur n Auntie Mimzy n Unka BobQat wyl hulp hur.
Dey r boff Majikal Whimsey Qats tew. YEup
murmers stai on litez...yeeeeeeeeUP!!
Luvz, Mosey




 




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