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  #31  
Old December 27th 10, 05:17 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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On Dec 26, 5:32 am, "Mosey =^..^=" wrote:
mai Mom n Pa had sum sausage inna biskit fur dere brekfus dat Pa mayde t
n
den et dint ugree wiff Ma sew hur taked sum pilz fur da payne en hur legz
n
jest gotted up frum uh longh nap n iz habbin uh Catnada Dry Ginger Ale n
uh
Kings role fur hur dindin. Hur will prolly go ted bed urly tewnite. Hur
HAZ tew feed us n skoop owr doodleboxed furst.
Hur iz neer teerz cuz hur legz hurt hur sew bad n stuff...*gibz Ma a
nosepoink fur heeling Luv, Mosey

Awh..., dis is soso sad wees purrin fur yure Ma wegs,


Fank yoo sez Mosey ...et meen ulawt. But hur dunt wunt yew tew be
sad...nope.

n we hope dares no wastin damage for hur wegs....


Wull, hur hadd boff hur neez repwazed en 2001, boff at wuse..n da TED wuz
evil..mrrrrrt. Den aftur abawot 4 munts
uff reely gudgud fizakul Ferapy, hur cud run up stayerz....hur axully did
dat wen hur n Pa wint tew see un Bloograss koncert da moozik frum da moovee
O Brother Where Art Thou? n awl da singerz wuz dere...n dey had uh gud tyme.
Dewn, on Mai 2, Pa wuz drivin Ma hoam frum unthur gudgud PT sesshun, n he
jest wint akrozz da yellow line, yoo kan do dat heer onna yello liite, n
den Pa hit da braykez cuz uh polise kar wuz koming frum a sydestreet, n
gunna turn da korner..den, boof, befure dey noo wat hapyned, uh BIGBIG
truckmonster krashedid ento da bak uff da smawl kar, uh Ford Exkort) at uh
baowt 35 mph, dat Ma n Pa wur en. Et gotted totully mashed, Ma wint ento
shok, hur hitted hur neez on da dashburd, n yus, dey wuring dere seetbeltz
n dey taked hur tew da horsepittle inna speshul van wiff uh laowd
sirun...hur wuz dere fur ubaowt 9 howrz. Pa'z seet broke bakwurdz, but him
dint git hurted, but hee wuz shure wurried abowt Ma. sew wuz wee.

.Meomies wegs sumtyms dussnt wurk gud if shees bin sittin tu wong n she
sings a lil song dat goes innit nyce tu be gettin old......innit cule
cule cule....


oh no ai hoap hur duzznt hab dat nastee arfritiz. da sayme fing hapunz wiff
mai Ma, wen hur sitz tew longh,
dey lok up... mai mma haz osterarithis , n hur haz uh nise 4 weel wokker
wiff, dat Pa gotted hur , uh seet onnit n wee wike tew ride uhraownd our
hoam wen hur drives et. Et iz red n hur putted a bisyskle bell onnit, dat
goes brrrrrrringbriiing reel laowd. Hur usez et wen hur goze owt, iffen hur
neads tew.

Dats uh kyoot song...ai fink mai Ma will sing dat gigglez


we loses infurest aftur dat. no tweets forfcummin.....


Mosey waffs


Meomie wikes da catnada dry stuff tu but she putz bwandy in hurs......dat
hepp yure Mas wegs???


mai Ma dunt dwimk dat kinda stuf cuz hur hazta tayke pilz fur hur bad payne
n dey sai dunt mix wiff likkur..sew hur duzznt.

Fank yoo fur karing n shayring. iz yer e-mayel gud up dere? ai mite wunna
sned yoo une...

Jack, Harry n Sukie xxx


Mosey, PookyKat, Pipps n Sqweex XXX





  #32  
Old December 27th 10, 05:22 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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da soft pulled her own toof owt? ??? bai herownself? Mrrrrrt? waow...why
she do dat?
gud fing hur haz dat vodka left.
Puuuuuurrs fur da soft tew feal bedder...Luffs, Mosey..befiddled

da soft recentlee geted vodka ta swish herown mowf wif beclauze she pulled
herown toof... so when diz wuz dun, she hadda bunc of vodka left... so she
haz ben hafin it in coffee wiffa cocoa anna wippy kreme, she sayz it makez
efurithin feelz betterer, OEJ


On Dec 26, 5:32 am, "Mosey =^..^="


mai Mom n Pa had sum sausage inna biskit fur dere brekfus dat Pa mayde t
n
den et dint ugree wiff Ma sew hur taked sum pilz fur da payne en hur legz
n
jest gotted up frum uh longh nap n iz habbin uh Catnada Dry Ginger Ale n
uh
Kings role fur hur dindin. Hur will prolly go ted bed urly tewnite. Hur
HAZ tew feed us n skoop owr doodleboxed furst.
Hur iz neer teerz cuz hur legz hurt hur sew bad n stuff...*gibz Ma a
nosepoink fur heeling Luv, Mosey

Awh..., dis is soso sad wees purrin fur yure Ma wegs, n we hope dares no
wastin damage for hur wegs.....Meomies wegs sumtyms dussnt wurk gud if
shees bin sittin tu wong n she sings a lil song dat goes innit nyce tu
be gettin old......innit cule cule cule.... we loses infurest aftur dat.
no tweets forfcummin.....Meomie wikes da catnada dry stuff tu but she
putz bwandy in hurs......dat hepp yure Mas wegs???

Jack, Harry n Sukie xxx





ifin owrz softed eated what she wanted diz iz how owrz howze wuld be,
butted in order to keepsa fluffiness away, she sayz she hasta eatz
aminalz... Starea atta soft... it duzint seemta be wurkin rite now, OEJ



  #33  
Old December 27th 10, 06:12 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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yyez her pullz herown toofz beclawz she iz terriffied offa toof ted, her
pullz da toof, den swishes wiffa vodka so it qwitz bleedin anna hurtin, den
abowt a haf howr later her dwinkz sum vodka anna nezt day it don't hurt
aneemore, OEJ
"Mosey =^..^=" wrote in message
...
da soft pulled her own toof owt? ??? bai herownself? Mrrrrrt? waow...why
she do dat?
gud fing hur haz dat vodka left.
Puuuuuurrs fur da soft tew feal bedder...Luffs, Mosey..befiddled

da soft recentlee geted vodka ta swish herown mowf wif beclauze she
pulled herown toof... so when diz wuz dun, she hadda bunc of vodka
left... so she haz ben hafin it in coffee wiffa cocoa anna wippy kreme,
she sayz it makez efurithin feelz betterer, OEJ


On Dec 26, 5:32 am, "Mosey =^..^="


mai Mom n Pa had sum sausage inna biskit fur dere brekfus dat Pa mayde t
n
den et dint ugree wiff Ma sew hur taked sum pilz fur da payne en hur
legz n
jest gotted up frum uh longh nap n iz habbin uh Catnada Dry Ginger Ale n
uh
Kings role fur hur dindin. Hur will prolly go ted bed urly tewnite. Hur
HAZ tew feed us n skoop owr doodleboxed furst.
Hur iz neer teerz cuz hur legz hurt hur sew bad n stuff...*gibz Ma a
nosepoink fur heeling Luv, Mosey

Awh..., dis is soso sad wees purrin fur yure Ma wegs, n we hope dares no
wastin damage for hur wegs.....Meomies wegs sumtyms dussnt wurk gud if
shees bin sittin tu wong n she sings a lil song dat goes innit nyce tu
be gettin old......innit cule cule cule.... we loses infurest aftur dat.
no tweets forfcummin.....Meomie wikes da catnada dry stuff tu but she
putz bwandy in hurs......dat hepp yure Mas wegs???

Jack, Harry n Sukie xxx





ifin owrz softed eated what she wanted diz iz how owrz howze wuld be,
butted in order to keepsa fluffiness away, she sayz she hasta eatz
aminalz... Starea atta soft... it duzint seemta be wurkin rite now,
OEJ






  #34  
Old December 28th 10, 07:07 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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yeUP, et wuz vury kule..Chester
..syly Mommy faw daown ugin diz afturnun wen hur gotted owt uff da bed, n
hur trypd ovur hur slippur n landed on hur nee, da lefted une gotted bonked
da hardust. Mrrrrrrrrrrrt!! Pa hulpd hur up, den hur wuz en teerz wen hur
putted on hur hevvy strechy nee brases, n gnow hur feals bedder. Hur HAZ
tew qwit fawling daown..et int gud fur herownself.
Hur faw daown on da 16f wen hur gotted up frum da kaowch n boff hur neez
gabe owt..remembur dat?
ai tayked uh nap wiff hur n purred at hur tew feal bedder. Luvz
Mosey --catsurned fur mai klumzy Mommy.

it wuz beri kule, chester the very full injester
"Mosey =^..^="

Mosey =^..^= wrote:

mai Mom n Pa had sum sausage inna biskit fur dere brekfus dat Pa mayde
t n den et dint ugree wiff Ma sew hur taked sum pilz fur da payne en
hur legz n jest gotted up frum uh longh nap n iz habbin uh Catnada Dry
Ginger Ale n uh Kings role fur hur dindin. Hur will prolly go ted bed
urly tewnite. Hur HAZ tew feed us n skoop owr doodleboxed furst.
Hur iz neer teerz cuz hur legz hurt hur sew bad n stuff...*gibz Ma a
nosepoink fur heeling Luv, Mosey

ifin owrz softed eated what she wanted diz iz how owrz howze wuld be,
butted in order to keepsa fluffiness away, she sayz she hasta eatz
aminalz... Starea atta soft... it duzint seemta be wurkin rite now,
OEJ

"rafflescat"

beri kule, soft sayz we getsa haffa owrz tweetz today, she letted uses
haf efurthin butted dat when owrz pakage arrifed... but to day iza
turkeybyrd
anna tweetz, Chester the droolin anna watin ingezter"


Dat iz sew neet sez Mosey




Yu is soso lukky! Wese inna vegetarian howsehold n neffur gets
turkeybird nless Meomie relents an gets a few skinny slices fur usses
- dats if she rememfurs n sumtymes she furgets. Dey eets rice n
butturnit sqwash wiff cheeze n fings dat ar eqwally
disgustin....yeuch!

Gordon Boyz n Sukie


mai Ma n Pa wuv butturnit sqwash, wen et iz kooked awl da wai, dey add
sum budder (gnot reel budder, but wike une dat iz gud fur yew) n sumtymes
Ma wikez tew add sum cinnumin, ginger, nutmeg, grawond klovez n
cardamom, n et taystes wike pumpkin pai. Dey gotz une uff doze sew wyll
prolly gnot put da spyses onnit..ai dunnt gnow ur kare abaowt dat
innywai, cuz ai kant hab inny.
Dey hab lotza leffovurz dat dey wyl eet tewnite. n wee wyl sum ham fur
treetz,
cuz dey wunna be selfish n keep da turkee fur demselfs. waffs, liddle
dew dey gnow.


My meomi gav mee specl treets tudey. Turki an am. I actuly had too
servins ov turki.


gudgud fer yoo grinz
Luvz,
Mosey




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Old December 28th 10, 12:18 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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owrz howze iz prayin anna purrin hersef feelz better soon, OEJ
"Mosey =^..^=" wrote in message
...
yeUP, et wuz vury kule..Chester
.syly Mommy faw daown ugin diz afturnun wen hur gotted owt uff da bed, n
hur trypd ovur hur slippur n landed on hur nee, da lefted une gotted
bonked da hardust. Mrrrrrrrrrrrt!! Pa hulpd hur up, den hur wuz en teerz
wen hur putted on hur hevvy strechy nee brases, n gnow hur feals bedder.
Hur HAZ tew qwit fawling daown..et int gud fur herownself.
Hur faw daown on da 16f wen hur gotted up frum da kaowch n boff hur neez
gabe owt..remembur dat?
ai tayked uh nap wiff hur n purred at hur tew feal bedder. Luvz
Mosey --catsurned fur mai klumzy Mommy.

it wuz beri kule, chester the very full injester
"Mosey =^..^="

Mosey =^..^= wrote:

mai Mom n Pa had sum sausage inna biskit fur dere brekfus dat Pa mayde
t n den et dint ugree wiff Ma sew hur taked sum pilz fur da payne en
hur legz n jest gotted up frum uh longh nap n iz habbin uh Catnada Dry
Ginger Ale n uh Kings role fur hur dindin. Hur will prolly go ted bed
urly tewnite. Hur HAZ tew feed us n skoop owr doodleboxed furst.
Hur iz neer teerz cuz hur legz hurt hur sew bad n stuff...*gibz Ma a
nosepoink fur heeling Luv, Mosey

ifin owrz softed eated what she wanted diz iz how owrz howze wuld be,
butted in order to keepsa fluffiness away, she sayz she hasta eatz
aminalz... Starea atta soft... it duzint seemta be wurkin rite now,
OEJ

"rafflescat"

beri kule, soft sayz we getsa haffa owrz tweetz today, she letted
uses haf efurthin butted dat when owrz pakage arrifed... but to day
iza
turkeybyrd
anna tweetz, Chester the droolin anna watin ingezter"

Dat iz sew neet sez Mosey




Yu is soso lukky! Wese inna vegetarian howsehold n neffur gets
turkeybird nless Meomie relents an gets a few skinny slices fur usses
- dats if she rememfurs n sumtymes she furgets. Dey eets rice n
butturnit sqwash wiff cheeze n fings dat ar eqwally
disgustin....yeuch!

Gordon Boyz n Sukie

mai Ma n Pa wuv butturnit sqwash, wen et iz kooked awl da wai, dey add
sum budder (gnot reel budder, but wike une dat iz gud fur yew) n
sumtymes Ma wikez tew add sum cinnumin, ginger, nutmeg, grawond klovez
n cardamom, n et taystes wike pumpkin pai. Dey gotz une uff doze sew
wyll prolly gnot put da spyses onnit..ai dunnt gnow ur kare abaowt dat
innywai, cuz ai kant hab inny.
Dey hab lotza leffovurz dat dey wyl eet tewnite. n wee wyl sum ham fur
treetz,
cuz dey wunna be selfish n keep da turkee fur demselfs. waffs, liddle
dew dey gnow.


My meomi gav mee specl treets tudey. Turki an am. I actuly had too
servins ov turki.

gudgud fer yoo grinz
Luvz,
Mosey






 




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