Repurrt frum da Temple ob Bast

Mewo Kitties!

I'f just returned frum mine furst official trip as Diplocat to da
Temple ob Bast, to meet da High Priestess, Priests, Deacons, Wardens
and staff. I was giffen a full tour, and wuz lucky enuf to be able to
sit in on won ob dere vestry meetings. Dey asked me to giff a copy of
da reportz an minitz ob dat meetink, which I am postink heer:

Da High Priestess, Priests, Deacons, Wardens and staff wood like to
open by sayink dat our faith community is incredibly diverse in age,
marital status, sexual orientation, breed, length of fur, number ob
towz, geographic roots and religious background. We bring dis
dibersity - all that we are and hope to become - to Bast's altar in
this Temple. Awl catz are always welcome, an da sanktooary is always
open to awl catz for indifudual prayer, meditation, contemplashun or
just kwiet times.

Treasurer's report: Da temple treasury is in furry gud shape wif a
surplus ob toonas. Doo to da genorisity ob catz efurywhere, we iz able
to maintain da Temple as well az continue awl ob owr owtreech
programz, such as FOOD FOR FERALS and runnink da menny homeless
shelters fur abandoned and stray kitties efurywhere. Dere iz enuf
toonas fur eerings an vestments fur da preests and da nooly graduated
seminary stoodents; prayerbooks, moosical instrumentz, choir robes,
flowers and incense. We wishes to thank Fluffykitz for dere generous
donashuns ob fuds for dese foods programz, an fank da seminary
stoodents an volunteerz for runnink dem. Dere iz, howefur, not enuf
toonaz in da wurld, nor enuf seminary stoodents to feed awl ob da
'bandoned katzen, so we is serchink for wayz to edukate hoomans not to
'bandon dere kitties! On anuffer note, da spshul fund for refinishink
da twin Sfinkses (see da bildink report) wuz profided for by a
generous donation in memory ob HRH Cleopatra Silvercat, RB. We fanks
awl ob yoo who haff made yur pledges, and ask dose who haff still not
sent in dere envelopes to pleeze do so soon.

Building report: Da Temple is still az bootiful az efur, and da twin
Sfinkses dat flank da Stachoo ob Bast have been polished and dere
jewelz cleened and reset. Dey are trooly a fing ob beaooty. A small
plaque haz been installed on dere bases in Memory ob Cleo. We haff
enuf cushions for full attendance and a gud supply ob incense, flowerz
and da like.

Programz and Worship: Attendance is down at da weekly serfises, but
up for da Solemn Holidaze, wen re haff oberflowink crowdz. To boost
weekly attendance we haff started a nursery for kittens while dere
parents is at serbises; yoof programz wiff multi-media presentations
on da history ob catz in da wurld, an owtreech to da homeless an
abandonded catz. Da matter ob cell fones in da sanktooary haz come up
yet again as well az da matter ob teen-kittens texting durink
serfises. Some worshipers haff asked da High Preestus to vaporize
anyone who uses a cell fone in da sanktooary, but da Preestes vetoed
dat and said to put up bigger signs tellink catz to turn dem off in da
sanktooary and fur parents to soopervise dere teen-kittens cell fone
use. She thot dis wuz a bedder approach to dat problem.

Da next Solemnity will be on Midsummer's eve, and services will begin
promptly at moonrise. Dere will be a full choir, az well az timbrel,
floot, bells and gongz, and ob cawze refreshemnts in da fellowship
hall followink serfices. Awl are infited.

Respecktfull presented, Mirandabanda, High Priestess.

Well, kitties, I enjoyed mine time at da temple, and hope you fownd
dis report informatiff.


--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

"Whereof one can not speak, thereof one must be silent"
Ludwig Wittgenstein,1889-1951

4/25/2009 10:48:33 PM

Dat waz a wunnerful reportz and it iz gud ta here fings iz going so gud rite
nowz. Gud luck wiff educatink da hoomanz bout bandonink da kitties. Fangu
feri much for diz eggxlentz report. Piglet enjoying the reading.
"Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote in message
...
Mewo Kitties!

I'f just returned frum mine furst official trip as Diplocat to da
Temple ob Bast, to meet da High Priestess, Priests, Deacons, Wardens
and staff. I was giffen a full tour, and wuz lucky enuf to be able to
sit in on won ob dere vestry meetings. Dey asked me to giff a copy of
da reportz an minitz ob dat meetink, which I am postink heer:

Da High Priestess, Priests, Deacons, Wardens and staff wood like to
open by sayink dat our faith community is incredibly diverse in age,
marital status, sexual orientation, breed, length of fur, number ob
towz, geographic roots and religious background. We bring dis
dibersity - all that we are and hope to become - to Bast's altar in
this Temple. Awl catz are always welcome, an da sanktooary is always
open to awl catz for indifudual prayer, meditation, contemplashun or
just kwiet times.

Treasurer's report: Da temple treasury is in furry gud shape wif a
surplus ob toonas. Doo to da genorisity ob catz efurywhere, we iz able
to maintain da Temple as well az continue awl ob owr owtreech
programz, such as FOOD FOR FERALS and runnink da menny homeless
shelters fur abandoned and stray kitties efurywhere. Dere iz enuf
toonas fur eerings an vestments fur da preests and da nooly graduated
seminary stoodents; prayerbooks, moosical instrumentz, choir robes,
flowers and incense. We wishes to thank Fluffykitz for dere generous
donashuns ob fuds for dese foods programz, an fank da seminary
stoodents an volunteerz for runnink dem. Dere iz, howefur, not enuf
toonaz in da wurld, nor enuf seminary stoodents to feed awl ob da
'bandoned katzen, so we is serchink for wayz to edukate hoomans not to
'bandon dere kitties! On anuffer note, da spshul fund for refinishink
da twin Sfinkses (see da bildink report) wuz profided for by a
generous donation in memory ob HRH Cleopatra Silvercat, RB. We fanks
awl ob yoo who haff made yur pledges, and ask dose who haff still not
sent in dere envelopes to pleeze do so soon.

Building report: Da Temple is still az bootiful az efur, and da twin
Sfinkses dat flank da Stachoo ob Bast have been polished and dere
jewelz cleened and reset. Dey are trooly a fing ob beaooty. A small
plaque haz been installed on dere bases in Memory ob Cleo. We haff
enuf cushions for full attendance and a gud supply ob incense, flowerz
and da like.

Programz and Worship: Attendance is down at da weekly serfises, but
up for da Solemn Holidaze, wen re haff oberflowink crowdz. To boost
weekly attendance we haff started a nursery for kittens while dere
parents is at serbises; yoof programz wiff multi-media presentations
on da history ob catz in da wurld, an owtreech to da homeless an
abandonded catz. Da matter ob cell fones in da sanktooary haz come up
yet again as well az da matter ob teen-kittens texting durink
serfises. Some worshipers haff asked da High Preestus to vaporize
anyone who uses a cell fone in da sanktooary, but da Preestes vetoed
dat and said to put up bigger signs tellink catz to turn dem off in da
sanktooary and fur parents to soopervise dere teen-kittens cell fone
use. She thot dis wuz a bedder approach to dat problem.

Da next Solemnity will be on Midsummer's eve, and services will begin
promptly at moonrise. Dere will be a full choir, az well az timbrel,
floot, bells and gongz, and ob cawze refreshemnts in da fellowship
hall followink serfices. Awl are infited.

Respecktfull presented, Mirandabanda, High Priestess.

Well, kitties, I enjoyed mine time at da temple, and hope you fownd
dis report informatiff.


--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

"Whereof one can not speak, thereof one must be silent"
Ludwig Wittgenstein,1889-1951

4/25/2009 10:48:33 PM

OO00ooo, Anaïs , I yam soosoo imprezzt!
Wat an eggzytink twip an repurrt!

May I du effin haff az gud wen I repurrt on da furzt hunnert
daze of da nu Purrzidint inna Wite Heowze!
--
Pitô.ônya, wyde eyt in amazmint at da elekwenzy of hur frendz repurrt


"^..^" wrote in message
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Mewo Kitties!

I'f just returned frum mine furst official trip as Diplocat to da
Temple ob Bast, to meet da High Priestess, Priests, Deacons, Wardens
and staff. I was giffen a full tour, and wuz lucky enuf to be able to
sit in on won ob dere vestry meetings. Dey asked me to giff a copy of
da reportz an minitz ob dat meetink, which I am postink heer:

Da High Priestess, Priests, Deacons, Wardens and staff wood like to
open by sayink dat our faith community is incredibly diverse in age,
marital status, sexual orientation, breed, length of fur, number ob
towz, geographic roots and religious background. We bring dis
dibersity - all that we are and hope to become - to Bast's altar in
this Temple. Awl catz are always welcome, an da sanktooary is always
open to awl catz for indifudual prayer, meditation, contemplashun or
just kwiet times.

Treasurer's report: Da temple treasury is in furry gud shape wif a
surplus ob toonas. Doo to da genorisity ob catz efurywhere, we iz able
to maintain da Temple as well az continue awl ob owr owtreech
programz, such as FOOD FOR FERALS and runnink da menny homeless
shelters fur abandoned and stray kitties efurywhere. Dere iz enuf
toonas fur eerings an vestments fur da preests and da nooly graduated
seminary stoodents; prayerbooks, moosical instrumentz, choir robes,
flowers and incense. We wishes to thank Fluffykitz for dere generous
donashuns ob fuds for dese foods programz, an fank da seminary
stoodents an volunteerz for runnink dem. Dere iz, howefur, not enuf
toonaz in da wurld, nor enuf seminary stoodents to feed awl ob da
'bandoned katzen, so we is serchink for wayz to edukate hoomans not to
'bandon dere kitties! On anuffer note, da spshul fund for refinishink
da twin Sfinkses (see da bildink report) wuz profided for by a
generous donation in memory ob HRH Cleopatra Silvercat, RB. We fanks
awl ob yoo who haff made yur pledges, and ask dose who haff still not
sent in dere envelopes to pleeze do so soon.

Building report: Da Temple is still az bootiful az efur, and da twin
Sfinkses dat flank da Stachoo ob Bast have been polished and dere
jewelz cleened and reset. Dey are trooly a fing ob beaooty. A small
plaque haz been installed on dere bases in Memory ob Cleo. We haff
enuf cushions for full attendance and a gud supply ob incense, flowerz
and da like.

Programz and Worship: Attendance is down at da weekly serfises, but
up for da Solemn Holidaze, wen re haff oberflowink crowdz. To boost
weekly attendance we haff started a nursery for kittens while dere
parents is at serbises; yoof programz wiff multi-media presentations
on da history ob catz in da wurld, an owtreech to da homeless an
abandonded catz. Da matter ob cell fones in da sanktooary haz come up
yet again as well az da matter ob teen-kittens texting durink
serfises. Some worshipers haff asked da High Preestus to vaporize
anyone who uses a cell fone in da sanktooary, but da Preestes vetoed
dat and said to put up bigger signs tellink catz to turn dem off in da
sanktooary and fur parents to soopervise dere teen-kittens cell fone
use. She thot dis wuz a bedder approach to dat problem.

Da next Solemnity will be on Midsummer's eve, and services will begin
promptly at moonrise. Dere will be a full choir, az well az timbrel,
floot, bells and gongz, and ob cawze refreshemnts in da fellowship
hall followink serfices. Awl are infited.

Respecktfull presented, Mirandabanda, High Priestess.

Well, kitties, I enjoyed mine time at da temple, and hope you fownd
dis report informatiff.


--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

"Whereof one can not speak, thereof one must be silent"
Ludwig Wittgenstein,1889-1951

4/25/2009 10:48:33 PM

Mme. Anaïs ^..^ wrote:
Well, kitties, I enjoyed mine time at da temple, and hope you fownd
dis report informatiff.

Furry comprehensive report. Gud job & fangu!

"Lovable Louise"

On Sat, 25 Apr 2009 23:16:03 -0700, Pi2nya AKA Sweetee's nimble,
little paws typed:

OO00ooo, Anaïs , I yam soosoo imprezzt!
Wat an eggzytink twip an repurrt!

May I du effin haff az gud wen I repurrt on da furzt hunnert
daze of da nu Purrzidint inna Wite Heowze!
--
Pitô.ônya, wyde eyt in amazmint at da elekwenzy of hur frendz repurrt

Awww, fangu, 'Toonya! Dat wuz furry nice ob yoo to say. And I finks
dat yur repurrt will be eggscelent az awlwayz!

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

"Whereof one can not speak, thereof one must be silent"
Ludwig Wittgenstein,1889-1951

4/26/2009 11:33:13 PM

you alwayz duz sucha wunnerful job nomatta what you iz dowin, Tiger
"Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote in message
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Mewo Kitties!

I'f just returned frum mine furst official trip as Diplocat to da
Temple ob Bast, to meet da High Priestess, Priests, Deacons, Wardens
and staff. I was giffen a full tour, and wuz lucky enuf to be able to
sit in on won ob dere vestry meetings. Dey asked me to giff a copy of
da reportz an minitz ob dat meetink, which I am postink heer:

Da High Priestess, Priests, Deacons, Wardens and staff wood like to
open by sayink dat our faith community is incredibly diverse in age,
marital status, sexual orientation, breed, length of fur, number ob
towz, geographic roots and religious background. We bring dis
dibersity - all that we are and hope to become - to Bast's altar in
this Temple. Awl catz are always welcome, an da sanktooary is always
open to awl catz for indifudual prayer, meditation, contemplashun or
just kwiet times.

Treasurer's report: Da temple treasury is in furry gud shape wif a
surplus ob toonas. Doo to da genorisity ob catz efurywhere, we iz able
to maintain da Temple as well az continue awl ob owr owtreech
programz, such as FOOD FOR FERALS and runnink da menny homeless
shelters fur abandoned and stray kitties efurywhere. Dere iz enuf
toonas fur eerings an vestments fur da preests and da nooly graduated
seminary stoodents; prayerbooks, moosical instrumentz, choir robes,
flowers and incense. We wishes to thank Fluffykitz for dere generous
donashuns ob fuds for dese foods programz, an fank da seminary
stoodents an volunteerz for runnink dem. Dere iz, howefur, not enuf
toonaz in da wurld, nor enuf seminary stoodents to feed awl ob da
'bandoned katzen, so we is serchink for wayz to edukate hoomans not to
'bandon dere kitties! On anuffer note, da spshul fund for refinishink
da twin Sfinkses (see da bildink report) wuz profided for by a
generous donation in memory ob HRH Cleopatra Silvercat, RB. We fanks
awl ob yoo who haff made yur pledges, and ask dose who haff still not
sent in dere envelopes to pleeze do so soon.

Building report: Da Temple is still az bootiful az efur, and da twin
Sfinkses dat flank da Stachoo ob Bast have been polished and dere
jewelz cleened and reset. Dey are trooly a fing ob beaooty. A small
plaque haz been installed on dere bases in Memory ob Cleo. We haff
enuf cushions for full attendance and a gud supply ob incense, flowerz
and da like.

Programz and Worship: Attendance is down at da weekly serfises, but
up for da Solemn Holidaze, wen re haff oberflowink crowdz. To boost
weekly attendance we haff started a nursery for kittens while dere
parents is at serbises; yoof programz wiff multi-media presentations
on da history ob catz in da wurld, an owtreech to da homeless an
abandonded catz. Da matter ob cell fones in da sanktooary haz come up
yet again as well az da matter ob teen-kittens texting durink
serfises. Some worshipers haff asked da High Preestus to vaporize
anyone who uses a cell fone in da sanktooary, but da Preestes vetoed
dat and said to put up bigger signs tellink catz to turn dem off in da
sanktooary and fur parents to soopervise dere teen-kittens cell fone
use. She thot dis wuz a bedder approach to dat problem.

Da next Solemnity will be on Midsummer's eve, and services will begin
promptly at moonrise. Dere will be a full choir, az well az timbrel,
floot, bells and gongz, and ob cawze refreshemnts in da fellowship
hall followink serfices. Awl are infited.

Respecktfull presented, Mirandabanda, High Priestess.

Well, kitties, I enjoyed mine time at da temple, and hope you fownd
dis report informatiff.


--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

"Whereof one can not speak, thereof one must be silent"
Ludwig Wittgenstein,1889-1951

4/25/2009 10:48:33 PM