Election Results

I don't know. Gretchen Marie's secretary is very unreliable, just like
most human secretaries are!!!!

I think I'm going to have to add to my government actions that human
secretaries have to post when cats want to!

Clarence

U scared 2 post rekownt cuz I 1!!!

"Loveable Louise"

Wot iz thuh basis of yer allegayshun? Are yew filing a lawsoot?

Gretchen Marie, VC, Justicat

Adam wrote:

Now that the polls are officially closed, I declare the
Clarence & SS ticket to be the winner, with 64 votes, as
opposed to "Loveable" Louise's 5 votes. Concatulations!

Kitty Schottland DOC
VC In Training
Chief Tortie In Residence
Campaign Manager, Clarence-SS 2004
Self-Appointed Supervisor of Elections
"Just call me Theresa LePurr!"

New York Inquirer reports:

LOVABLE LOUISE DEFEATED; FRAUD AT POLLS

C.F.K.
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Rekownt! REKOWNT!!!

"Lovable Louise"

Adam wrote:
U scared 2 post rekownt cuz I 1!!!

"Loveable Louise"

Hey Kitty Schottland. Hey Gretchen Marie. We need to do something
about this before the inauguration!!!!

Clarence

I'ze will do the recount and have Justicat Gretchen Marie certify it
the next time she meows to the newsgroup.

One ... two ... three ... eight ... twelve ... twenty-four .....
thirty-eight ... forty-two ...

[Capt. Midnight interrupts the count.] Isn't forty-two the answer to
life, the universe, and everything?

[Kitty Schottland hiss-spits at him to be quiet so she can continue
counting.] Forty-two ... thirty-five ... fifty-six ... eighty-seven
.... ninety-four ...

[Lilith Kitten-Mahoney comes galloping up from behind and pounces on
Kitty Schottland.] HIKE! [Kitty Schottland hiss-spits and swipes at
Lilith. Lilith backs off.] You mean we're not playing football?

[Kitty Schottland finishes counting the votes, then hiss-spits and runs
away when Capt. Midnights comes over and flops down in the middle of
the pile of ballots].

This is hopeless.

Kitty Schottland DOC
VC In Training
Chief Tortie In Residence
Transition Team Advisor, Clarence-SS 2004
Self-Appointed Supervisor of Elections
"They don't call me Theresa LePurr for nothing!"

Thanks for trying.

Maybe you wait until Gretchen Marie gets back. Then we can take the
ballots to her house and you and Lovable Louise can count them!
Clarence