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Me gotted stuk wiffa needul! Mees notted speekin tu dat Meomie!



 
 
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Old December 30th 10, 10:14 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
rafflescat
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Default Me gotted stuk wiffa needul! Mees notted speekin tu dat Meomie!

Hewwo furrendz, dis iss Sukie da furry put upon Pookie. I wus sittin
(sittin!) inna myne lidder bocks wen Paw capshured myne boddy n
shuffed me inna TEDbocks n dey tuked me tu TED.
Furst he luked in myne eers, eyez, mouff den he sqwashed awl myne
furry privat boddy bitz! He sed me didnut wike havin myne bwadder
sqwashed. He wus rite! Den he stuk da cold stefascoap fing on myne
chest n sed dat wus gudgud. It wussnt. Meomie den tolded him awl about
my chasin gweeblings and endin up in myne lidderbockz....glares at
Meomie.
Wel, TED says mes wufferlee - sorry tu say cant wetuwn dat
compurrliment! Den furrendz - den he stuk me wiffa needul! Wuts a
gurl to do? Meomie hepped him hold myneself down...traytur....big
traytur.....hisssssssss.
Mees not speekin tu hur!

Sukie wiffa cystitis.
  #2  
Old December 30th 10, 10:29 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Will in New Haven
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Default Me gotted stuk wiffa needul! Mees notted speekin tu dat Meomie!

On Dec 30, 5:14*pm, rafflescat
wrote:
Hewwo furrendz, dis iss Sukie da furry put upon Pookie. I wus sittin
(sittin!) inna myne lidder bocks wen Paw capshured myne boddy n
shuffed me inna TEDbocks n dey tuked me tu TED.
Furst he luked in myne eers, eyez, mouff den he sqwashed awl myne
furry privat boddy bitz! He sed me didnut wike havin myne bwadder
sqwashed. He wus rite! Den he stuk da cold stefascoap fing on myne
chest n sed dat wus gudgud. It wussnt. Meomie den tolded him awl about
my chasin gweeblings and endin up in myne lidderbockz....glares at
Meomie.
Wel, TED says mes wufferlee - sorry tu say cant wetuwn dat
compurrliment! Den furrendz - den he stuk me wiffa needul! *Wuts a
gurl to do? Meomie hepped him hold myneself down...traytur....big
traytur.....hisssssssss.
Mees not speekin tu hur!

Sukie wiffa cystitis.


Wee is sorree dat yoo has sistitis an wee is sorree dat yoo got stuckd
wiff a needl. BUTTED, yoor meowmi is jus tryin to hep yoons. Sew yoo
shud tok two her eBENchooally.

WooToo an Sunrise

Maby in Febroary

--
Missy
  #3  
Old December 30th 10, 10:30 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Granby
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Default Me gotted stuk wiffa needul! Mees notted speekin tu dat Meomie!

Sukie I iz sorrie 4 u butted I knowz cats dat haff had diz and godden realli
realli sik. Ur meowmie and paw luff you and don't want nufin ta happen to
u. Be mad for a day then know they care. Piglett who has had the needle
long time ago.
"rafflescat" wrote in message
...
Hewwo furrendz, dis iss Sukie da furry put upon Pookie. I wus sittin
(sittin!) inna myne lidder bocks wen Paw capshured myne boddy n
shuffed me inna TEDbocks n dey tuked me tu TED.
Furst he luked in myne eers, eyez, mouff den he sqwashed awl myne
furry privat boddy bitz! He sed me didnut wike havin myne bwadder
sqwashed. He wus rite! Den he stuk da cold stefascoap fing on myne
chest n sed dat wus gudgud. It wussnt. Meomie den tolded him awl about
my chasin gweeblings and endin up in myne lidderbockz....glares at
Meomie.
Wel, TED says mes wufferlee - sorry tu say cant wetuwn dat
compurrliment! Den furrendz - den he stuk me wiffa needul! Wuts a
gurl to do? Meomie hepped him hold myneself down...traytur....big
traytur.....hisssssssss.
Mees not speekin tu hur!

Sukie wiffa cystitis.



  #4  
Old December 30th 10, 11:15 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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Default Me gotted stuk wiffa needul! Mees notted speekin tu dat Meomie!

hoominz kan be hipnoteezed by da ted, OEJ
"rafflescat" wrote in message
...
Hewwo furrendz, dis iss Sukie da furry put upon Pookie. I wus sittin
(sittin!) inna myne lidder bocks wen Paw capshured myne boddy n
shuffed me inna TEDbocks n dey tuked me tu TED.
Furst he luked in myne eers, eyez, mouff den he sqwashed awl myne
furry privat boddy bitz! He sed me didnut wike havin myne bwadder
sqwashed. He wus rite! Den he stuk da cold stefascoap fing on myne
chest n sed dat wus gudgud. It wussnt. Meomie den tolded him awl about
my chasin gweeblings and endin up in myne lidderbockz....glares at
Meomie.
Wel, TED says mes wufferlee - sorry tu say cant wetuwn dat
compurrliment! Den furrendz - den he stuk me wiffa needul! Wuts a
gurl to do? Meomie hepped him hold myneself down...traytur....big
traytur.....hisssssssss.
Mees not speekin tu hur!

Sukie wiffa cystitis.



  #5  
Old December 30th 10, 11:15 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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Default Me gotted stuk wiffa needul! Mees notted speekin tu dat Meomie!

afur sum realee gud tweetz MH
"Will in New Haven" wrote in message
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On Dec 30, 5:14 pm, rafflescat
wrote:
Hewwo furrendz, dis iss Sukie da furry put upon Pookie. I wus sittin
(sittin!) inna myne lidder bocks wen Paw capshured myne boddy n
shuffed me inna TEDbocks n dey tuked me tu TED.
Furst he luked in myne eers, eyez, mouff den he sqwashed awl myne
furry privat boddy bitz! He sed me didnut wike havin myne bwadder
sqwashed. He wus rite! Den he stuk da cold stefascoap fing on myne
chest n sed dat wus gudgud. It wussnt. Meomie den tolded him awl about
my chasin gweeblings and endin up in myne lidderbockz....glares at
Meomie.
Wel, TED says mes wufferlee - sorry tu say cant wetuwn dat
compurrliment! Den furrendz - den he stuk me wiffa needul! Wuts a
gurl to do? Meomie hepped him hold myneself down...traytur....big
traytur.....hisssssssss.
Mees not speekin tu hur!

Sukie wiffa cystitis.


Wee is sorree dat yoo has sistitis an wee is sorree dat yoo got stuckd
wiff a needl. BUTTED, yoor meowmi is jus tryin to hep yoons. Sew yoo
shud tok two her eBENchooally.

WooToo an Sunrise

Maby in Febroary

--
Missy


  #6  
Old December 30th 10, 11:44 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Cheryl[_5_]
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Default Me gotted stuk wiffa needul! Mees notted speekin tu dat Meomie!

rafflescat wrote:
Hewwo furrendz, dis iss Sukie da furry put upon Pookie. I wus sittin
(sittin!) inna myne lidder bocks wen Paw capshured myne boddy n
shuffed me inna TEDbocks n dey tuked me tu TED.
Furst he luked in myne eers, eyez, mouff den he sqwashed awl myne
furry privat boddy bitz! He sed me didnut wike havin myne bwadder
sqwashed. He wus rite! Den he stuk da cold stefascoap fing on myne
chest n sed dat wus gudgud. It wussnt. Meomie den tolded him awl about
my chasin gweeblings and endin up in myne lidderbockz....glares at
Meomie.
Wel, TED says mes wufferlee - sorry tu say cant wetuwn dat
compurrliment! Den furrendz - den he stuk me wiffa needul! Wuts a
gurl to do? Meomie hepped him hold myneself down...traytur....big
traytur.....hisssssssss.
Mees not speekin tu hur!

Sukie wiffa cystitis.


Theer iz absolootly no reeson fur this kinda behayvour!! Meomie sez TEDs
goes far away an studies fur yeers tu lern bout cats, an all we kin say
iz that they needs tu go bak an study sum more!!! Hoo told them cats
needs needuls?? That cystitis iz jus an eggskuse, yu ask me.

--
Sam
  #7  
Old December 31st 10, 05:00 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Pi2nya AKA Sweetee
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Default Me gotted stuk wiffa needul! Mees notted speekin tu dat Meomie!



"rafflescat" wrote in message
...
Hewwo furrendz, dis iss Sukie da furry put upon Pookie. I wus sittin
(sittin!) inna myne lidder bocks wen Paw capshured myne boddy n
shuffed me inna TEDbocks n dey tuked me tu TED.
Furst he luked in myne eers, eyez, mouff den he sqwashed awl myne
furry privat boddy bitz! He sed me didnut wike havin myne bwadder
sqwashed. He wus rite! Den he stuk da cold stefascoap fing on myne
chest n sed dat wus gudgud. It wussnt. Meomie den tolded him awl about
my chasin gweeblings and endin up in myne lidderbockz....glares at
Meomie.
Wel, TED says mes wufferlee - sorry tu say cant wetuwn dat
compurrliment! Den furrendz - den he stuk me wiffa needul! Wuts a
gurl to do? Meomie hepped him hold myneself down...traytur....big
traytur.....hisssssssss.
Mees not speekin tu hur!

Sukie wiffa cystitis.

Heow in da wuorld izza gneedul gonno loozen uh tite cyst, ennywayz?
Nowayz tu mine tinkin!
--
Pitô.ônya

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Old December 31st 10, 05:26 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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Default Me gotted stuk wiffa needul! Mees notted speekin tu dat Meomie!

i think der iz sum studin dey kuld du, whut senze duzit make ta stik in a
needlez den klpiz da klawz, OEJ
"Cheryl" wrote in message
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rafflescat wrote:
Hewwo furrendz, dis iss Sukie da furry put upon Pookie. I wus sittin
(sittin!) inna myne lidder bocks wen Paw capshured myne boddy n
shuffed me inna TEDbocks n dey tuked me tu TED.
Furst he luked in myne eers, eyez, mouff den he sqwashed awl myne
furry privat boddy bitz! He sed me didnut wike havin myne bwadder
sqwashed. He wus rite! Den he stuk da cold stefascoap fing on myne
chest n sed dat wus gudgud. It wussnt. Meomie den tolded him awl about
my chasin gweeblings and endin up in myne lidderbockz....glares at
Meomie.
Wel, TED says mes wufferlee - sorry tu say cant wetuwn dat
compurrliment! Den furrendz - den he stuk me wiffa needul! Wuts a
gurl to do? Meomie hepped him hold myneself down...traytur....big
traytur.....hisssssssss.
Mees not speekin tu hur!

Sukie wiffa cystitis.


Theer iz absolootly no reeson fur this kinda behayvour!! Meomie sez TEDs
goes far away an studies fur yeers tu lern bout cats, an all we kin say iz
that they needs tu go bak an study sum more!!! Hoo told them cats needs
needuls?? That cystitis iz jus an eggskuse, yu ask me.

--
Sam



  #9  
Old December 31st 10, 05:07 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
rafflescat
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Default Me gotted stuk wiffa needul! Mees notted speekin tu dat Meomie!

Ummmmhhhh..(looks at claws) wel.....purrhapz!
Sukie, considering.



Wee is sorree dat yoo has sistitis an wee is sorree dat yoo got stuckd
wiff a needl. BUTTED, yoor meowmi is jus tryin to hep yoons. Sew yoo
shud tok two her eBENchooally.

WooToo an Sunrise

Maby in Febroary

--
Missy


  #10  
Old December 31st 10, 05:11 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mme. Anaïs Lachatte
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Default Me gotted stuk wiffa needul! Mees notted speekin tu dat Meomie!

On Thu, 30 Dec 2010 21:00:41 -0800, Pi2nya AKA
Sweetee's nimble, little paws typed:

Heow in da wuorld izza gneedul gonno loozen uh tite cyst, ennywayz?
Nowayz tu mine tinkin!


Meow,

If'n it iz like whut I had, da needle goez into
da bwadder to relieve da stuck urine...

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

“I love cats because I take pleasure in my home;
and little by little, the cats become its visible
soul.â€
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

12/31/2010 12:10:33 PM
 




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