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  #21  
Old May 18th 04, 03:08 AM
Rebecca
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Hmmm... I tink I'd like to hab a meowsage, but first I want to wait until
da caterers git heer so I kan sho dem where to set up.

After da meowsage, let me see... duz da spa hab a pawicurist?
---
Rebecca

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
Trudi hands the two girlcats a list of services, Lilith's does not have

the
prices, Let mineself know what you would like to do next and i willz tell
the purrpritress, Trudi
Rebecca wrote in message
. com...

"ChildFree23" wrote in message
ink.net...
[The teleporter twinkles, winkles, and shines, and out steps Lilith

Kitten.
She goes up to Trudi, who is sitting at the receptionist desk.] Meow,
Trudi! I'ze here for mine bachelorette party.

Lilith Kitten
Age 3


Hi, Lilith! I don't know where da udder kitteez iz, but Ize glad to see
yoo. My partners from FluffyKitz Catering haznt arrived yet, but I know
dey'll be bringing sum gud fuds fur yore parti. Shall we look at da

list
of
serbisses dat da spa offurs?

---
Rebecca






  #22  
Old May 18th 04, 05:23 AM
Miss Violette
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Madame purrpritress will show you where they iz supozed ta setz up, Trudi,
calling her boss onna innercome thingy
Rebecca wrote in message
om...
Hmmm... I tink I'd like to hab a meowsage, but first I want to wait until
da caterers git heer so I kan sho dem where to set up.

After da meowsage, let me see... duz da spa hab a pawicurist?
---
Rebecca

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
Trudi hands the two girlcats a list of services, Lilith's does not have

the
prices, Let mineself know what you would like to do next and i willz

tell
the purrpritress, Trudi
Rebecca wrote in message
. com...

"ChildFree23" wrote in message
ink.net...
[The teleporter twinkles, winkles, and shines, and out steps Lilith
Kitten.
She goes up to Trudi, who is sitting at the receptionist desk.]

Meow,
Trudi! I'ze here for mine bachelorette party.

Lilith Kitten
Age 3

Hi, Lilith! I don't know where da udder kitteez iz, but Ize glad to

see
yoo. My partners from FluffyKitz Catering haznt arrived yet, but I

know
dey'll be bringing sum gud fuds fur yore parti. Shall we look at da

list
of
serbisses dat da spa offurs?

---
Rebecca








  #23  
Old May 18th 04, 05:24 AM
Miss Violette
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we offerz sefural serfice fur pawz, trimming, self sharpeners, color anna
paw message, Trudi, showing the client on the list
Rebecca wrote in message
om...
Hmmm... I tink I'd like to hab a meowsage, but first I want to wait until
da caterers git heer so I kan sho dem where to set up.

After da meowsage, let me see... duz da spa hab a pawicurist?
---
Rebecca

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
Trudi hands the two girlcats a list of services, Lilith's does not have

the
prices, Let mineself know what you would like to do next and i willz

tell
the purrpritress, Trudi
Rebecca wrote in message
. com...

"ChildFree23" wrote in message
ink.net...
[The teleporter twinkles, winkles, and shines, and out steps Lilith
Kitten.
She goes up to Trudi, who is sitting at the receptionist desk.]

Meow,
Trudi! I'ze here for mine bachelorette party.

Lilith Kitten
Age 3

Hi, Lilith! I don't know where da udder kitteez iz, but Ize glad to

see
yoo. My partners from FluffyKitz Catering haznt arrived yet, but I

know
dey'll be bringing sum gud fuds fur yore parti. Shall we look at da

list
of
serbisses dat da spa offurs?

---
Rebecca








  #24  
Old May 18th 04, 06:37 AM
Rebecca
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Oh, gud. I would like my claws trimmed, becawz dey get cawt in carpet and
blankits and tings like dat. I duznt like Meowmie to trim dem so dey get
pritty long, but I wud like it heer.

Take care ub Lilith first, tho. Dis parti is fur her, so she can hab
wutebber she wantz.
---
Rebecca

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
we offerz sefural serfice fur pawz, trimming, self sharpeners, color anna
paw message, Trudi, showing the client on the list
Rebecca wrote in message
om...
Hmmm... I tink I'd like to hab a meowsage, but first I want to wait

until
da caterers git heer so I kan sho dem where to set up.

After da meowsage, let me see... duz da spa hab a pawicurist?
---
Rebecca



  #25  
Old May 18th 04, 04:07 PM
Miss Violette
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Purrhapz you wuuld liketa waitz ofur der inna lounge anna haf a glass of
niptea whilez we getz thingz readi, Molly ann willz show you da way, Trudi
Rebecca wrote in message
. com...
Oh, gud. I would like my claws trimmed, becawz dey get cawt in carpet and
blankits and tings like dat. I duznt like Meowmie to trim dem so dey get
pritty long, but I wud like it heer.

Take care ub Lilith first, tho. Dis parti is fur her, so she can hab
wutebber she wantz.
---
Rebecca

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
we offerz sefural serfice fur pawz, trimming, self sharpeners, color

anna
paw message, Trudi, showing the client on the list
Rebecca wrote in message
om...
Hmmm... I tink I'd like to hab a meowsage, but first I want to wait

until
da caterers git heer so I kan sho dem where to set up.

After da meowsage, let me see... duz da spa hab a pawicurist?
---
Rebecca





  #26  
Old May 18th 04, 04:38 PM
dsh-diva
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On Sun, 16 May 2004 12:06:14 -0700, Da Koster Katz
wrote:

On 5/16/04 11:57 AM Rebecca is reported to have said the following:

"Da Koster Katz" wrote in message
...

On 5/16/04 9:12 AM ChildFree23 is reported to have said the following:

Sownds gud tu me! Da Spa is reddee!

Cinni, putting fresh flowers out



[Rebecca appears in the porter at the spa]

Hihi, efurryone. Ize lookin ford to dis parti. If yoo needs me to take
enny messij to FluffyKitz Catering I can do dat fur yoo, udderwize Ize will
juss stay heer an be a guest.

---
Rebecca


HiHi efurrykitty. Here I am, reddy to start my nu jobfingy! Fangu
for da luffly new collar and name tag. Now, hoo is my furst klient?
Callisto


HiHi Rebecca! I don't fink we need tu send any messijz, but, wen da
caterers come, if yu culd show dem to da conferunce room arownd da
cornur, dey ken set up deyre. We haf plentee uf tabuls and cownter
space fur dem.

Cinni


  #27  
Old May 18th 04, 04:56 PM
ChildFree23
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Okay. I can do that!

Lilith Kitten
Age 3
--
childfree twenty-three at earthlink dot net

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
I thinkz molly can direct yourown sef ta da brushing room, you cuuld

continu
ta look atta list whilez you getz brushed??

Trudi rings hostess bell and asks molly to take the guest to a brushing
room...Trudi, hoping she is doing this right
ChildFree23 wrote in message
link.net...
[The teleporter twinkles, winkles, and shines, and out steps Lilith
Kitten. She goes up to Trudi, who is sitting at the receptionist
desk.] Meow, Trudi! I'ze here for mine bachelorette party.

Hi, Lilith! I don't know where da udder kitteez iz, but Ize glad to

see
yoo. My partners from FluffyKitz Catering haznt arrived yet, but I

know
dey'll be bringing sum gud fuds fur yore parti. Shall we look at da

list
of
serbisses dat da spa offurs?


Sure! [Fluffy torbie and white striped girl looks up and down the

list.]
I
could use a good brushing. I'm blowing my winter coat, you know.

Lilith Kitten
Age 3






  #28  
Old May 18th 04, 04:56 PM
ChildFree23
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[Fluffy torbie and white striped girl hugs Anais back.] A heated round bed?
Oh that's wonnerful! Fangu!

Care to come to the brushing room with me?

Lilith Kitten
Age 3
--
childfree twenty-three at earthlink dot net

"Mlle. Anaïs" wrote in message
...
Porter twinkles and Anaïs steps out.

Hihi kitteez! How iz all uv my friendz today?

walks offur to Lillith and gives her a hug. Concatulationz onna your
soon to be winking, Lillith. Herez a prezzie fur yoo! (Hands her a gaily
wrapped pakidj with a heated round bed inside, dekorated in black velvet

and
faux-leopard)

Yoo relacks anna enjoy your day, and we'll tawk again at lunch. I'ze
goin fur a hot-niptub!

--
Purrs,

Mlle. Anaïs

anais+at+electric-ink+dot+com







  #29  
Old May 18th 04, 05:43 PM
Tabitha Kitten
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Hmmm... I tink I'd like to hab a meowsage, but first I want to wait until
da caterers git heer so I kan sho dem where to set up.

After da meowsage, let me see... duz da spa hab a pawicurist?
---
Rebecca


[a fluffy black tiny girl and a bigger tortie girl step through the
teleporter, pushing rolling cabinets of catering trays that smell wonderful]

We iz here! Sammy will be coming fur just a minute, since we needed da
help of a strong boycat to carry the heavy tables and stuff, but he will
leave as soon as we're done. Now, where do we set up all da goodies?

We brought mousie kabobs, moffs onna sticks, shrimpie kabobs, sammon
kabobs, toona rolls of various flavors, crunchie buggy samplers, roasted
lizards, gopher kabobs, nip pizza, mousie burgers, chicken strips, and
roasted turkeybird wif nip stuffing. And fur deserts we brought mice
cream, candied birdie wings, and toona rolls a la mode. Oh, and a dozen
or so kinds of dry crunchy food, and several dozen different kinds of
canned kitty food. I fink dere will be somefing here fur afurryone.

Tabitha

  #30  
Old May 18th 04, 06:05 PM
Mlle. Anaïs
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petite Persian looks out from her hot-nip-tub

My, youze gurlz did anna outstandink job fur dis parti! I can smell dose gud
fud smelz frum inna heer!


--
Purrs,

Mlle. Anaïs

anais+at+electric-ink+dot+com


Tabitha Kitten wrote:
Hmmm... I tink I'd like to hab a meowsage, but first I want to
wait until da caterers git heer so I kan sho dem where to set up.

After da meowsage, let me see... duz da spa hab a pawicurist?
---
Rebecca


[a fluffy black tiny girl and a bigger tortie girl step through the
teleporter, pushing rolling cabinets of catering trays that smell
wonderful]

We iz here! Sammy will be coming fur just a minute, since we needed
da
help of a strong boycat to carry the heavy tables and stuff, but he
will leave as soon as we're done. Now, where do we set up all da
goodies?

We brought mousie kabobs, moffs onna sticks, shrimpie kabobs, sammon
kabobs, toona rolls of various flavors, crunchie buggy samplers,
roasted lizards, gopher kabobs, nip pizza, mousie burgers, chicken
strips, and roasted turkeybird wif nip stuffing. And fur deserts we
brought mice
cream, candied birdie wings, and toona rolls a la mode. Oh, and a
dozen
or so kinds of dry crunchy food, and several dozen different kinds of
canned kitty food. I fink dere will be somefing here fur afurryone.

Tabitha



 




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