LOOKING FUR JELLICLE BALL--IZE NOO HERE.

Hi dere Little Kitty,

An welkum to rpcc! I sounds like yoo came alonk at jus da rite time
fur yur meowmie!

I'ze a petite Persian kitty, an fife yeers owld. I'ze winked to
Tiger, an we'ze haffink a liddle pawty fur mine own Akwizition day, an
Louise's Purrday up attid Lake Louise; de we'ze awl goink to 'port
offur to da Jellicle Bawl in Chicatgo.

Wood yoo like to come offur to owr party??
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Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
10/16/2005 12:33:14 AM
anais+at+electric-ink+dot+com

Enny frend ov Antee Arlene iz uh frend ov myne...
Welkum Little Kitty wiff da BigBig voyze!!

Memyself, I moztly chirp, buttid summtymez I howl plaintifflee, lyke wen
mine catdancer wunt play wiff me.

Pitooonya AKA Sweetee


"CatTayls" wrote in message
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HELLO. MY NAME IZ LITTLE KITTY HOUSE OF KNOP. I THINK YEW ALL KNEW
GRETCHEN MARIE WHO USED TO BE THUH REZIDENT CAT HERE. SHE IZ THUH WUN
WHO WISPERED IN MY EER TO GO HOME WIF HER HOOMIN AND TAKE CARE OF HER.

IZE FIFE YEERZ OLD AND THER IZ NUFFING ABOUT ME THAT IZ LITTLE. I
WEIGHZ ABOUT 12 POUNDZ, AM ALL BLACK WIF BIG YELLO EYEZ. I OPEN MY
MOUF WIDE AND I MEOW REEL LOUD. I HOPE THUH SEKRETAREE KIN redooce
thuh volumeof my speeking so yeew don't all git skared and run away.

I lived wif a famlee fur fife yeerz. There wer two liddle boyz there
and wun of them got allerjeez and azthma so they took me to a shelter
and didn't cum bak. I hated thuh other catz in thuh shelter so I got
to liv in thuh office wif thuh hoomins. But that wuz too bizzy and
noizy fur me too. I wuz furry unhappy. Then wun day a hoomin lady
came in and sed she had a good quiet home fur a timid cat. I wuz
hiding on a box unner a desk and Gretchen Marie told me thiis wuz THUH
ONE. So I came out and MEOWED and twined around her chubby legz. She
went to look at sum of thuh other kitteez but she sed her home wuz just
right fur ME. Se looked at me unner thuh desk and sed, "Do yew want
to come home wif me?" I sed MEEEEEOOOWWWWW. She sed, "Am I thuh
rite one?" I sed MEEEEEEOOOOOOOWWWWW. I think Ize gonna like her.
She feedz me reel good and pets me a lot. She also skolds me so I know
she needz sum dissiplin.

Altho I have BIG PAWS. I can nefur fill thoze of Gretchen Marie and I
DON'T WANT TO. IZE GLAD GM TAWT THIZ HOOMIN THAT ITZ OK TO BE
MYOWNSELF.

Little Kitty, hoping she did OK wif her introdukshun

Welcome Little Kitty. Gretchen Marie gave youze gud gud advice and helped
youze new Meowmie find youze and youze her. Youze have a wonderful new
onetruehome and Ize knowz youze will take furry gud care of Aunti Arlene as
shez will of youze.

Puddi Cat


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Gosh, fangu Harri. Yer name makes yew sound pritty tuff. I look and
sound tuff and I kin skratch and bite if Ize thretened. I just can't
alwayz tell if I shud trust anybuddy. I'll try to behaiv good wif all
these kitties. I don't wanna make any mistaykes.

Little Kitty, furry much not shoor

Ize nefur bin to a kitty partee. Wot's wink mean? Who'z Louise? Yew
sound furry nice. See yew there.

Little Kitty, hoping there'z nip at thuh partee

I got lotsa MEOWS. Thuh other day I meowed reel long and lowd and
Meowmie thot it wuz a wolf howling. She sed WOT WUZ THAT but I didn't
answer.

Little Kitty, lerning to fool thuh hoomin

Ize surprized so many kitties know my meowmie and like her. Ize still
not too shoor. I can't kwite figger her out sumtimes and she duzn't
alwayz unnerstand me. How long did it take fur yew to figger out yer
hoomin?

Little Kitty, werried she won't be liked

welcum welcum little kitty...altho youse dusstnt sounds so liddle to me
anna you picked the right time...you are just in time for the jellicle
ball!!

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There are many intelligent species in the Universe. They are all owned by
cats.

Anonymous

One cat just leads to another. -Ernest Hemingway


"The Clowder (South)" wrote in message
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"CatTayls" wrote:

HELLO. MY NAME IZ LITTLE KITTY HOUSE OF KNOP. I THINK YEW ALL KNEW
GRETCHEN MARIE WHO USED TO BE THUH REZIDENT CAT HERE. SHE IZ THUH WUN
WHO WISPERED IN MY EER TO GO HOME WIF HER HOOMIN AND TAKE CARE OF HER.

IZE FIFE YEERZ OLD AND THER IZ NUFFING ABOUT ME THAT IZ LITTLE. I
WEIGHZ ABOUT 12 POUNDZ, AM ALL BLACK WIF BIG YELLO EYEZ. I OPEN MY
MOUF WIDE AND I MEOW REEL LOUD. I HOPE THUH SEKRETAREE KIN redooce
thuh volumeof my speeking so yeew don't all git skared and run away.

[snipt sum]

Altho I have BIG PAWS. I can nefur fill thoze of Gretchen Marie and I
DON'T WANT TO. IZE GLAD GM TAWT THIZ HOOMIN THAT ITZ OK TO BE
MYOWNSELF.

Little Kitty, hoping she did OK wif her introdukshun

Yu did *purrrrfekt*, an I'ze sofurry glad dat Gretchen Marie helpd yu
find yur TrooHome an TrooHoomin! I kind ov hoped dis furry fing wud
happin, doh I wud neffur haff sed so owt lowd. Hoomins, wenn dey's
greeving, cannot reememfur or beeleef dat da hart can mayk room fur
noo luffs wiffowt furrgittin da old wuns.

Da Ball beegins at sundown dis Munday, da 17ft. It is beein held at
da Crystal Gardens onda Navy Pier in Chicago. I beeleef da
decorayshuns ar beein put up rite now (at leest, sum ov mine
clowdermates are offur dere...I'ze bin ritin mine speech).

Mietze
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CatTayls wrote:
Ize nefur bin to a kitty partee. Wot's wink mean? Who'z Louise? Yew
sound furry nice. See yew there.

Little Kitty, hoping there'z nip at thuh partee


Me.

"Lovable Louise"

On Sun, 16 Oct 2005 18:40:51 -0700, CatTayls wrote:

Ize surprized so many kitties know my meowmie and like her. Ize still
not too shoor. I can't kwite figger her out sumtimes and she duzn't
alwayz unnerstand me. How long did it take fur yew to figger out yer
hoomin?

Little Kitty, werried she won't be liked

Oh, Liddle Kitty, not to worry! We'z all like you. At least, all except
doze kitties dat duzn't like any udder kitties, and dere'z furry few of
dem. You are a welcome member of da Community!

As fur figgerin out our hoomins, I'z been wif mine Paw for almos a year
and I'z still trying to figger him out. I fink it's pretty much a
lifeloing process.

Harri Roadcat