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Bear slayed da howleymonnister
Dey fotted up in meowmie's rum an den down da stairz an den inda
wivving rum. Meowmie wuz followin dem, yellin an den WAFFin. Den shee yell sum mor. Bear wud YELL at da monnister and den hee wud BITE it an jump bak befor it cud hurted him. Hee wuz protectin r meowmie an uses. Dey fot an fot, while Buddy screamd anna wee stayd outta da weigh. An den da noble d*g musta wun becuz da howleymonnister wen bak intoo da wall ub da wivvin rum ann shut up. Wee iss glad an so proud uv r noble d*g. Sunrise, da PRITTY wun -- "But Rosie you're all right -- you wear my ring When you hold me tight -- Rosie that's my thing When you turn out the light -- I've got to hand it to me Looks like it's me and you again tonight Rosie" "Rosie" by Jackson Browne and Donald Miller off RUNNING ON EMPTY (c) 1977 Swallow Turn Music |
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Bear slayed da howleymonnister
Gudgud D*G, Bear!
-- Pitô.ônya "Will in New Haven" wrote in message ... Dey fotted up in meowmie's rum an den down da stairz an den inda wivving rum. Meowmie wuz followin dem, yellin an den WAFFin. Den shee yell sum mor. Bear wud YELL at da monnister and den hee wud BITE it an jump bak befor it cud hurted him. Hee wuz protectin r meowmie an uses. Dey fot an fot, while Buddy screamd anna wee stayd outta da weigh. An den da noble d*g musta wun becuz da howleymonnister wen bak intoo da wall ub da wivvin rum ann shut up. Wee iss glad an so proud uv r noble d*g. Sunrise, da PRITTY wun -- "But Rosie you're all right -- you wear my ring When you hold me tight -- Rosie that's my thing When you turn out the light -- I've got to hand it to me Looks like it's me and you again tonight Rosie" "Rosie" by Jackson Browne and Donald Miller off RUNNING ON EMPTY (c) 1977 Swallow Turn Music |
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Bear slayed da howleymonnister
We all three hatz da howliee monsterz, Da gramby uzes it on da kouch anna
it eatz our own furz. We cats shud be able to get ridz of ids horridble monsterz. Willow looking at the closet door where the howleee monster lives. "Will in New Haven" wrote in message ... Dey fotted up in meowmie's rum an den down da stairz an den inda wivving rum. Meowmie wuz followin dem, yellin an den WAFFin. Den shee yell sum mor. Bear wud YELL at da monnister and den hee wud BITE it an jump bak befor it cud hurted him. Hee wuz protectin r meowmie an uses. Dey fot an fot, while Buddy screamd anna wee stayd outta da weigh. An den da noble d*g musta wun becuz da howleymonnister wen bak intoo da wall ub da wivvin rum ann shut up. Wee iss glad an so proud uv r noble d*g. Sunrise, da PRITTY wun -- "But Rosie you're all right -- you wear my ring When you hold me tight -- Rosie that's my thing When you turn out the light -- I've got to hand it to me Looks like it's me and you again tonight Rosie" "Rosie" by Jackson Browne and Donald Miller off RUNNING ON EMPTY (c) 1977 Swallow Turn Music |
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Bear slayed da howleymonnister
On Jan 14, 9:11 pm, "Granby" wrote:
We all three hatz da howliee monsterz, Da gramby uzes it on da kouch anna it eatz our own furz. We cats shud be able to get ridz of ids horridble monsterz. Willow looking at the closet door where the howleee monster lives. We JES getz a nic warm cuddly coat ub furz laid out, wiff wuvly red hiwites frum yurz truwee anna sum nic dog haiz frum da Bear, an den da monnister come out ann attack da furz. Now dat Bear haff at WEEST beeted it up, it will be kwiet fur awilel. Sunrise, da PRITTY wun -- "Decaf? Decaf is for children!" - Jim Thompson .. "Will in New Haven" wrote in ... Dey fotted up in meowmie's rum an den down da stairz an den inda wivving rum. Meowmie wuz followin dem, yellin an den WAFFin. Den shee yell sum mor. Bear wud YELL at da monnister and den hee wud BITE it an jump bak befor it cud hurted him. Hee wuz protectin r meowmie an uses. Dey fot an fot, while Buddy screamd anna wee stayd outta da weigh. An den da noble d*g musta wun becuz da howleymonnister wen bak intoo da wall ub da wivvin rum ann shut up. Wee iss glad an so proud uv r noble d*g. Sunrise, da PRITTY wun -- "But Rosie you're all right -- you wear my ring When you hold me tight -- Rosie that's my thing When you turn out the light -- I've got to hand it to me Looks like it's me and you again tonight Rosie" "Rosie" by Jackson Browne and Donald Miller off RUNNING ON EMPTY (c) 1977 Swallow Turn Music |
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Bear slayed da howleymonnister
On Mon, 14 Jan 2008 18:17:13 -0800 (PST), Will in New Haven's nimble,
little paws typed: On Jan 14, 9:11 pm, "Granby" wrote: We all three hatz da howliee monsterz, Da gramby uzes it on da kouch anna it eatz our own furz. We cats shud be able to get ridz of ids horridble monsterz. Willow looking at the closet door where the howleee monster lives. We JES getz a nic warm cuddly coat ub furz laid out, wiff wuvly red hiwites frum yurz truwee anna sum nic dog haiz frum da Bear, an den da monnister come out ann attack da furz. Now dat Bear haff at WEEST beeted it up, it will be kwiet fur awilel. Sunrise, da PRITTY wun Yup, mine hooman kollekts mine bootiful furz wif dat fingy too! -- Purrs, Mme. Anaïs “I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the cats become its visible soul.†Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963 1/15/2008 7:41:31 PM |
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Bear slayed da howleymonnister
"Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote in message ... On Mon, 14 Jan 2008 18:17:13 -0800 (PST), Will in New Haven's nimble, little paws typed: We JES getz a nic warm cuddly coat ub furz laid out, wiff wuvly red hiwites frum yurz truwee anna sum nic dog haiz frum da Bear, an den da monnister come out ann attack da furz. Now dat Bear haff at WEEST beeted it up, it will be kwiet fur awilel. Sunrise, da PRITTY wun Yup, mine hooman kollekts mine bootiful furz wif dat fingy too! -- Purrs, Mme. Anaïs Den whut duz he do wid dem? Rebecca |
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Bear slayed da howleymonnister
"Rebecca" wrote in message .. . "Mme. Anas ^..^" wrote in message ... On Mon, 14 Jan 2008 18:17:13 -0800 (PST), Will in New Haven's nimble, little paws typed: We JES getz a nic warm cuddly coat ub furz laid out, wiff wuvly red hiwites frum yurz truwee anna sum nic dog haiz frum da Bear, an den da monnister come out ann attack da furz. Now dat Bear haff at WEEST beeted it up, it will be kwiet fur awilel. Sunrise, da PRITTY wun Yup, mine hooman kollekts mine bootiful furz wif dat fingy too! -- Purrs, Mme. Anas Den whut duz he do wid dem? Rebecca Duz he tayke dem an spin dem on a spinnink weel an mayke skarvz ur swedderz frum yur furrz? He kud tayke dem tu uh wool shop an day mite du it furr him. Mine Meowmee awlwayz wanted a Afgan d*g, so she kud nitt a Afgan afgan. Pit2nya |
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Bear slayed da howleymonnister
"Da gramby seen a sweeter made out of summonez furz onct and wuzent
imprezed. Da textuex waz weird and it had rained and gotted wet an da smell was not gud. Not effen lik u wud fink. Willow remembering gramby grimace as her told someone the story. "Sylvia M" wrote in message ... "Rebecca" wrote in message .. . "Mme. Anas ^..^" wrote in message ... On Mon, 14 Jan 2008 18:17:13 -0800 (PST), Will in New Haven's nimble, little paws typed: We JES getz a nic warm cuddly coat ub furz laid out, wiff wuvly red hiwites frum yurz truwee anna sum nic dog haiz frum da Bear, an den da monnister come out ann attack da furz. Now dat Bear haff at WEEST beeted it up, it will be kwiet fur awilel. Sunrise, da PRITTY wun Yup, mine hooman kollekts mine bootiful furz wif dat fingy too! -- Purrs, Mme. Anas Den whut duz he do wid dem? Rebecca Duz he tayke dem an spin dem on a spinnink weel an mayke skarvz ur swedderz frum yur furrz? He kud tayke dem tu uh wool shop an day mite du it furr him. Mine Meowmee awlwayz wanted a Afgan d*g, so she kud nitt a Afgan afgan. Pit2nya |
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Bear slayed da howleymonnister
Oh, da gramby laffed at da afghan, Afghan, dat waz cute. Willow Begs the
question by the Beatles, "if tin horns are made out of tin, what are fog horns made out of?" "Sylvia M" wrote in message ... "Rebecca" wrote in message .. . "Mme. Anas ^..^" wrote in message ... On Mon, 14 Jan 2008 18:17:13 -0800 (PST), Will in New Haven's nimble, little paws typed: We JES getz a nic warm cuddly coat ub furz laid out, wiff wuvly red hiwites frum yurz truwee anna sum nic dog haiz frum da Bear, an den da monnister come out ann attack da furz. Now dat Bear haff at WEEST beeted it up, it will be kwiet fur awilel. Sunrise, da PRITTY wun Yup, mine hooman kollekts mine bootiful furz wif dat fingy too! -- Purrs, Mme. Anas Den whut duz he do wid dem? Rebecca Duz he tayke dem an spin dem on a spinnink weel an mayke skarvz ur swedderz frum yur furrz? He kud tayke dem tu uh wool shop an day mite du it furr him. Mine Meowmee awlwayz wanted a Afgan d*g, so she kud nitt a Afgan afgan. Pit2nya |
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Bear slayed da howleymonnister
when soft burshez uses her putz owrz furz inna owt it goez kan, her sayz
ifin her keepz it mayapz anofur kitty willz form itsef, Trudi not amuzed by dat thoght Granby wrote in message ... Oh, da gramby laffed at da afghan, Afghan, dat waz cute. Willow Begs the question by the Beatles, "if tin horns are made out of tin, what are fog horns made out of?" "Sylvia M" wrote in message ... "Rebecca" wrote in message .. . "Mme. Anas ^..^" wrote in message ... On Mon, 14 Jan 2008 18:17:13 -0800 (PST), Will in New Haven's nimble, little paws typed: We JES getz a nic warm cuddly coat ub furz laid out, wiff wuvly red hiwites frum yurz truwee anna sum nic dog haiz frum da Bear, an den da monnister come out ann attack da furz. Now dat Bear haff at WEEST beeted it up, it will be kwiet fur awilel. Sunrise, da PRITTY wun Yup, mine hooman kollekts mine bootiful furz wif dat fingy too! -- Purrs, Mme. Anas Den whut duz he do wid dem? Rebecca Duz he tayke dem an spin dem on a spinnink weel an mayke skarvz ur swedderz frum yur furrz? He kud tayke dem tu uh wool shop an day mite du it furr him. Mine Meowmee awlwayz wanted a Afgan d*g, so she kud nitt a Afgan afgan. Pit2nya |
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