smart meowmie

aneethin iz wuurf a twy nothin i haz twied haz breaked da spell offa ted,
chester
"Snowflake" wrote in message
news

Purrhaps. I dunno iffin dis waz jest an nomomoly or iffin she will listen
agin.

Ize not too hungri so ize not testin it rite now.

Snowflake

On 1/24/2012 2:03 PM, Storrmmee wrote:
duz usef think ursef anna urown hoomin mite teach "how to make hoominz
lizten abowt fudz, atta nezt bootkamp? chester, the hopeful
wrote in message
...
Ize waz starfin. Effen dough ize had eeted all mi fudz in da afternoon
ize
was starvin.

Dey gifz me haf a kan of gushy fuds in da mornin an haf a kan in da
affernoon.

But last nyte ize waz still starfin.

So wen meowmie walked in da fud room ize runrun hard to katch hur an ize
told hur ize waz furry furry hungry.

She listened!!! She gave me anotfur haf kan ov gushy fudz, and ize eeted
it all up.

Gud meowmie.

Snowflake


Hoomin note: this was very unusual. She'll generally only eat soft food
because she has had gum problems all her life. The can per day seems to
work for the most part, but once every half year or so she'll DEMAND
more
food. She inhaled the extra half can (behind a closed door guarded by
Chappy and Booker), then went into the tent and curled up and fell
asleep.

owrsefz iz stwange to da soft in diz howze, trudi, barbi anna MH refuzes all
wet fudz, oej eats a little bit, storrmmee anna minesef wuld purfurta alwayz
eatz wet but mean olde ted sayz no, chester
"Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message
...
I yam twyink tu twain Meowmee tu gib me difurint gooshy fuudz, moor gushy,
wiff lumpz insted ov 'patty' (pate') . I yam haff way dere, hur went tu da
marcat insted ov Costco fur mine FancyFeetz an gotted wiff lumpz an
graby...datz gud. I getz wun turd offa kan morninik an nite.
Neow hur gotz tu finysh da Frizkeez patte' an get betterer graby an bitz.
Hur wudda gotted me betterer brandz, buttid I didnt eet dem, eder, juzt
mayde litterbockz jesturz at dem.

I yam uh fussee kittee.
--
Pitô.ônya

"Snowflake" wrote in message
...
Ize waz starfin. Effen dough ize had eeted all mi fudz in da afternoon
ize was starvin.

Dey gifz me haf a kan of gushy fuds in da mornin an haf a kan in da
affernoon.

But last nyte ize waz still starfin.

So wen meowmie walked in da fud room ize runrun hard to katch hur an ize
told hur ize waz furry furry hungry.

She listened!!! She gave me anotfur haf kan ov gushy fudz, and ize eeted
it all up.

Gud meowmie.

Snowflake


Hoomin note: this was very unusual. She'll generally only eat soft food
because she has had gum problems all her life. The can per day seems to
work for the most part, but once every half year or so she'll DEMAND more
food. She inhaled the extra half can (behind a closed door guarded by
Chappy and Booker), then went into the tent and curled up and fell
asleep.

On Tue, 24 Jan 2012 20:46:53 -0600, "Gramby"
wrote:

Loreli, u port ofver 2 r house. Da gramby always haz frr monfz wurf ob
gushy fudz in da kubbard. We kan nave a feasdt den, I will sneek u a fu ans
ta take home frun da bak of da stashez. Lizzy who only eatz gushy fudz. O
T looks at her and wags a paw, den when it gedtz dat part of da kubberd and
dere iz no fudz fur u, what den. Lizzy thinks a minute well den, I lookz
at herself wiff mine big sad eyez and her getz more!!!

ai wishes dat lookin at mai hoomin wif big sad eyez wud get myownself
sum gushy fudz! ai em alwaiz lookin at mai hoomin wif da big BIG sad
eyez, anna et dozent git me gushy fudz.

da TED teld mai hoomin dat ai had tu much wate, anna dat ai needed tu
loze sum uf dis wate.

ai dozent haf tu much wate, ai em just fluffy! anna ai needz tu be
fluffy beclawz itz wintur in minnysoda, anna it iz alwaiz cold heer!

ai will port over, anna ai wil help yu eet sum uf dat gushy fuds dat yu
has inna da kubbard.

fangyu fur da invitashun!

lorelei



"Snowflake" wrote in message ...



On 1/24/2012 5:40 PM, Gandalf wrote:


gettin extra fuds iz alwaiz a gudgud fing.

mai hoomin iz tryin tu starv myownself tu deth; ai em alwaiz hungree

anna awl ai gets tu eet iz kibbelz, effery dai. ai onli getz gooshyfudz
once a week. wun liddle can uf fancee feest, wunce a week.

lorelei


Lorelei,

Send yur hoomin to bootkamp. Itz winter an yu needz yur fudz. Fluffy iz
only in da furz, weze all haz sleek bodiez dat need lotz ov fudz.

Snowflake

ai wishes dat lookin at mai hoomin wif big sad eyez wud get myownself
sum gushy fudz! ai em alwaiz lookin at mai hoomin wif da big BIG sad
eyez, anna et dozent git me gushy fudz.

da TED teld mai hoomin dat ai had tu much wate, anna dat ai needed tu
loze sum uf dis wate.

ai dozent haf tu much wate, ai em just fluffy! anna ai needz tu be
fluffy beclawz itz wintur in minnysoda, anna it iz alwaiz cold heer!

ai will port over, anna ai wil help yu eet sum uf dat gushy fuds dat yu
has inna da kubbard.

fangyu fur da invitashun!

lorelei

Humans seem to have some silly, silly ideas about kitties and weight.
Even otherwise smart humans sometimes don't realize that the perfect
weight for a kitty is whatever that kitty weighs!

And yes, you do need some extra fluffiness to keep you safe and warm
through the long, cold winter. Just like I do. But do humans understand
this? No! Hmmmph.

Amelia