since we were on the subject...

OK, I can't resist posting this joke, which I just received today.
It fits in with a recent discussion. Some of you won't like it, and
some, I'm sure, will love it. YMMV!

Joyce

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A woman bought a very expensive fancy car, full of bells and
whistles. Just before she drove it off the lot, the sales guy showed
her how to use the radio.

"It's easy," he explained. "You just tell it what you want to listen
to, and it finds you a station automatically." To demonstrate, he
said "blues" to the radio, and it quickly started playing Robert
Johnson.

Impressed, the woman drove the car off the lot and tried different
styles. "Classical," she said, and heard Bach. "Folk" - and Joan Baez
filled the car. "Rock," and the radio started playing U2.

Just then a car came careening through an intersection and nearly hit
her. "*ssh*le!" she yelled out the window...

"Good morning!" the radio chirped, "Welcome to the Rush Limbaugh
show!"

On Wed, 05 May 2004 03:02:54 GMT, yodeled:

OK, I can't resist posting this joke, which I just received today.
It fits in with a recent discussion. Some of you won't like it, and
some, I'm sure, will love it. YMMV!

Joyce

----------------------------------------
A woman bought a very expensive fancy car, full of bells and
whistles. Just before she drove it off the lot, the sales guy showed
her how to use the radio.

"It's easy," he explained. "You just tell it what you want to listen
to, and it finds you a station automatically." To demonstrate, he
said "blues" to the radio, and it quickly started playing Robert
Johnson.

Impressed, the woman drove the car off the lot and tried different
styles. "Classical," she said, and heard Bach. "Folk" - and Joan Baez
filled the car. "Rock," and the radio started playing U2.

Just then a car came careening through an intersection and nearly hit
her. "*ssh*le!" she yelled out the window...

"Good morning!" the radio chirped, "Welcome to the Rush Limbaugh
show!"


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Forwarded in all directions.

Theresa
alt.tv.frasier FAQ: http://www.im-listening.net/FAQ/

Single-mindedness is all very well in cows or baboons; in an animal
claiming to belong to the same species as Shakespeare it is simply disgraceful.
(Aldous Huxley)

On Wed, 05 May 2004 03:02:54 GMT, yodeled:

OK, I can't resist posting this joke, which I just received today.
It fits in with a recent discussion. Some of you won't like it, and
some, I'm sure, will love it. YMMV!

Joyce

----------------------------------------
A woman bought a very expensive fancy car, full of bells and
whistles. Just before she drove it off the lot, the sales guy showed
her how to use the radio.

"It's easy," he explained. "You just tell it what you want to listen
to, and it finds you a station automatically." To demonstrate, he
said "blues" to the radio, and it quickly started playing Robert
Johnson.

Impressed, the woman drove the car off the lot and tried different
styles. "Classical," she said, and heard Bach. "Folk" - and Joan Baez
filled the car. "Rock," and the radio started playing U2.

Just then a car came careening through an intersection and nearly hit
her. "*ssh*le!" she yelled out the window...

"Good morning!" the radio chirped, "Welcome to the Rush Limbaugh
show!"


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Forwarded in all directions.

Theresa
alt.tv.frasier FAQ: http://www.im-listening.net/FAQ/

Single-mindedness is all very well in cows or baboons; in an animal
claiming to belong to the same species as Shakespeare it is simply disgraceful.
(Aldous Huxley)

had some very interesting things to say
about since we were on the subject...:

I'd sub "Howard Stern" here, especially since Rush Limbaugh gets at
least partial credit for my meeting and marrying Bob.

Or was this just more "let's slam the conservatives, since that's OK,
but heaven help them if they return it, I'll lead a group flameout"???

OK, I can't resist posting this joke, which I just received today.
It fits in with a recent discussion. Some of you won't like it, and
some, I'm sure, will love it. YMMV!

Joyce

----------------------------------------
A woman bought a very expensive fancy car, full of bells and
whistles. Just before she drove it off the lot, the sales guy showed
her how to use the radio.

"It's easy," he explained. "You just tell it what you want to listen
to, and it finds you a station automatically." To demonstrate, he
said "blues" to the radio, and it quickly started playing Robert
Johnson.

Impressed, the woman drove the car off the lot and tried different
styles. "Classical," she said, and heard Bach. "Folk" - and Joan Baez
filled the car. "Rock," and the radio started playing U2.

Just then a car came careening through an intersection and nearly hit
her. "*ssh*le!" she yelled out the window...

"Good morning!" the radio chirped, "Welcome to the Rush Limbaugh
show!"


--
"Don't mess with major appliances unless you know what you are doing
(or unless your life insurance policy is up-to-date)." - John, RCFL

had some very interesting things to say
about since we were on the subject...:

I'd sub "Howard Stern" here, especially since Rush Limbaugh gets at
least partial credit for my meeting and marrying Bob.

Or was this just more "let's slam the conservatives, since that's OK,
but heaven help them if they return it, I'll lead a group flameout"???

OK, I can't resist posting this joke, which I just received today.
It fits in with a recent discussion. Some of you won't like it, and
some, I'm sure, will love it. YMMV!

Joyce

----------------------------------------
A woman bought a very expensive fancy car, full of bells and
whistles. Just before she drove it off the lot, the sales guy showed
her how to use the radio.

"It's easy," he explained. "You just tell it what you want to listen
to, and it finds you a station automatically." To demonstrate, he
said "blues" to the radio, and it quickly started playing Robert
Johnson.

Impressed, the woman drove the car off the lot and tried different
styles. "Classical," she said, and heard Bach. "Folk" - and Joan Baez
filled the car. "Rock," and the radio started playing U2.

Just then a car came careening through an intersection and nearly hit
her. "*ssh*le!" she yelled out the window...

"Good morning!" the radio chirped, "Welcome to the Rush Limbaugh
show!"


--
"Don't mess with major appliances unless you know what you are doing
(or unless your life insurance policy is up-to-date)." - John, RCFL

Seanette Blaylock wrote:

I'd sub "Howard Stern" here, especially since Rush Limbaugh gets at
least partial credit for my meeting and marrying Bob.

I'll agree with putting Howard Stern in that joke, too. Can we
throw in Dan Savage as well? And Dr. Laura? Also, that wacko, Ann Coulter.

Or was this just more "let's slam the conservatives, since that's OK,
but heaven help them if they return it, I'll lead a group flameout"???

I've never started a flamewar on this newsgroup!

I do reserve the right to slam conservative politicians and public
personalities, though.

Joyce

Seanette Blaylock wrote:

I'd sub "Howard Stern" here, especially since Rush Limbaugh gets at
least partial credit for my meeting and marrying Bob.

I'll agree with putting Howard Stern in that joke, too. Can we
throw in Dan Savage as well? And Dr. Laura? Also, that wacko, Ann Coulter.

Or was this just more "let's slam the conservatives, since that's OK,
but heaven help them if they return it, I'll lead a group flameout"???

I've never started a flamewar on this newsgroup!

I do reserve the right to slam conservative politicians and public
personalities, though.

Joyce

wrote:
I'll agree with putting Howard Stern in that joke, too. Can we
throw in Dan Savage as well? And Dr. Laura? Also, that wacko, Ann Coulter.

Hey, what's wrong with Dan Savage? He's hilarious! Have you read his
book Slouching towards Gomorrah? You must read it!

I do reserve the right to slam conservative politicians and public
personalities, though.

Me too. Particularly those who incite hatred towards me.

--
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wrote:
I'll agree with putting Howard Stern in that joke, too. Can we
throw in Dan Savage as well? And Dr. Laura? Also, that wacko, Ann Coulter.

Hey, what's wrong with Dan Savage? He's hilarious! Have you read his
book Slouching towards Gomorrah? You must read it!

I do reserve the right to slam conservative politicians and public
personalities, though.

Me too. Particularly those who incite hatred towards me.

--
Victor Martinez
Owned and operated by the Fantastic Seven (TM)
Send your spam he
Email me he

Victor, your post had me puzzled for a moment. First time through I read
that book title as "Slouching Toward Gonorrhea," then rather belatedly
realized that couldn't be right, could it? :-)

Good Lord. That sounds like it could be the title of those horrid "health
films" they used to make us watch in high school.

Sherry