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Old April 8th 11, 03:22 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Sundance[_2_]
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Default I tride a noo fud!

Haz enneekittee else ever tride pork bunz? Meowmie ordered sum an leeved
dem on da kownter. I wuz furry stelthee -- I wented abowt myown bizniss
until she wuz bizzee wif sumfing else, den I got into da funnee liddle bokz
an tride sum -- it wuz furry gud!

Sundance


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Old April 8th 11, 04:08 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
John Ross Mc Master
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Default I tride a noo fud!

On Thu, 7 Apr 2011 19:22:40 -0700, "Sundance" wrote:

Haz enneekittee else ever tride pork bunz? Meowmie ordered sum an leeved
dem on da kownter. I wuz furry stelthee -- I wented abowt myown bizniss
until she wuz bizzee wif sumfing else, den I got into da funnee liddle bokz
an tride sum -- it wuz furry gud!

Sundance


pork bunz is gudgud butted last yeer i ateted da grouwnd hawg on
grownd hawg day. da point is all fudz is gud, and you are furry furry
smart to eet fudz wen hoomins try to stop yew.

da nerf ov stopping kitties!

beauty
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Old April 8th 11, 04:33 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Default I tride a noo fud!

Nope, wee nebber tried dem. Mosey fur hiz famlee hooz hoominz iz styl sik
wiff da floomonster.


Haz enneekittee else ever tride pork bunz? Meowmie ordered sum an leeved
dem on da kownter. I wuz furry stelthee -- I wented abowt myown bizniss
until she wuz bizzee wif sumfing else, den I got into da funnee liddle bokz
an tride sum -- it wuz furry gud!


Sundance


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Old April 8th 11, 05:21 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
at
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Default I tride a noo fud!

On Thu, 7 Apr 2011 19:22:40 -0700, "Sundance" wrote:

Haz enneekittee else ever tride pork bunz? Meowmie ordered sum an leeved
dem on da kownter. I wuz furry stelthee -- I wented abowt myown bizniss
until she wuz bizzee wif sumfing else, den I got into da funnee liddle bokz
an tride sum -- it wuz furry gud!

Sundance


dat sownds berry gudgud!

ai gotted sun gnu fuds taday tu!

mai hooman had furgotted dat he had byed a lotta sardinis fur da kittie
dat oened hisownself befur ai did

dat kitti, a berry priti kalico kitti naymed Kenzi, hadda go tu da brige
bafur da wite stuf camed beclaws she was berry, berry sik

mai hooman iz stil berry berry sads dat da Kenzi kitti wented tu da
brig, anna sumtiems, hiz aies leeks wadder win he luks at hur pikshurs

he hadda gib Kenzie a lotta medisines, anna he gibed hur sum sardinis
ebery tiem he hadda gib hur da pils shee kneeded, beclaws she wuz so
berry berry gudgud about takin alla da medisines he hadda gib tu hur.

sew he hassa lotta da cans of sardinis, down inna da baismint whar mai
lidderboks is anna he gibbed myownself sum todai.

ai liek da sardinis a lots. mai hoomin keeps saing dat ai is tu fluffy,
anna dat ai needs to loose sum wate, buttid ai finks ai is jus purrfict
da wai ai am gnow.

ai seed dat mai hooman putted da wrest ub da can wid da sardinis in da
majic kold bocks, beclaws him said dat him dunent liek da sardinis
hisownself, sew ai wil getted tu eat alla dem maiownslf.

~~~~~~~~~~~~ ^..^

lorili, da grai tabbi wid da pritti blu eyez

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Old April 8th 11, 06:18 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Rebecca[_2_]
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Default I tride a noo fud!

Itz a gud sine dat yurown hoomin kriez abowt Kenzi, kuz dat meenz he lubz
kitteez furry much.

Sundance had sardeenz wunce. Meowmie givved dem to him when he wudnt eet.
She wuz sneeky, tho. She startid eetin da sardeenz in frunt uv hizself an
wated till he went to see whut she had. She let him sniff dem, den she let
him taste dem, den she let him eet sum, an den he wuz eetin agin.

Rebecca

Gandalf ingold (at) yahoo (dot) com (Gandalf) wrote in message
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On Thu, 7 Apr 2011 19:22:40 -0700, "Sundance" wrote:

Haz enneekittee else ever tride pork bunz? Meowmie ordered sum an leeved
dem on da kownter. I wuz furry stelthee -- I wented abowt myown bizniss
until she wuz bizzee wif sumfing else, den I got into da funnee liddle
bokz
an tride sum -- it wuz furry gud!

Sundance


dat sownds berry gudgud!

ai gotted sun gnu fuds taday tu!

mai hooman had furgotted dat he had byed a lotta sardinis fur da kittie
dat oened hisownself befur ai did

dat kitti, a berry priti kalico kitti naymed Kenzi, hadda go tu da brige
bafur da wite stuf camed beclaws she was berry, berry sik

mai hooman iz stil berry berry sads dat da Kenzi kitti wented tu da
brig, anna sumtiems, hiz aies leeks wadder win he luks at hur pikshurs

he hadda gib Kenzie a lotta medisines, anna he gibed hur sum sardinis
ebery tiem he hadda gib hur da pils shee kneeded, beclaws she wuz so
berry berry gudgud about takin alla da medisines he hadda gib tu hur.

sew he hassa lotta da cans of sardinis, down inna da baismint whar mai
lidderboks is anna he gibbed myownself sum todai.

ai liek da sardinis a lots. mai hoomin keeps saing dat ai is tu fluffy,
anna dat ai needs to loose sum wate, buttid ai finks ai is jus purrfict
da wai ai am gnow.

ai seed dat mai hooman putted da wrest ub da can wid da sardinis in da
majic kold bocks, beclaws him said dat him dunent liek da sardinis
hisownself, sew ai wil getted tu eat alla dem maiownslf.

~~~~~~~~~~~~ ^..^

lorili, da grai tabbi wid da pritti blu eyez



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Old April 8th 11, 06:28 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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Default I tride a noo fud!

da soft haz talked abowt deze but dey nefur make it home fur uses ta twy,
onna ofur paw, she shared duckie wif minesef today, Chester da ingester
"Sundance" wrote in message
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Haz enneekittee else ever tride pork bunz? Meowmie ordered sum an leeved
dem on da kownter. I wuz furry stelthee -- I wented abowt myown bizniss
until she wuz bizzee wif sumfing else, den I got into da funnee liddle
bokz an tride sum -- it wuz furry gud!

Sundance



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Old April 8th 11, 06:30 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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Default I tride a noo fud!

urown twainin of diz hoomin iz beree impureessif, OEJ
Gandalf ingold (at) yahoo (dot) com (Gandalf) wrote in message
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On Thu, 7 Apr 2011 19:22:40 -0700, "Sundance" wrote:

Haz enneekittee else ever tride pork bunz? Meowmie ordered sum an leeved
dem on da kownter. I wuz furry stelthee -- I wented abowt myown bizniss
until she wuz bizzee wif sumfing else, den I got into da funnee liddle
bokz
an tride sum -- it wuz furry gud!

Sundance


dat sownds berry gudgud!

ai gotted sun gnu fuds taday tu!

mai hooman had furgotted dat he had byed a lotta sardinis fur da kittie
dat oened hisownself befur ai did

dat kitti, a berry priti kalico kitti naymed Kenzi, hadda go tu da brige
bafur da wite stuf camed beclaws she was berry, berry sik

mai hooman iz stil berry berry sads dat da Kenzi kitti wented tu da
brig, anna sumtiems, hiz aies leeks wadder win he luks at hur pikshurs

he hadda gib Kenzie a lotta medisines, anna he gibed hur sum sardinis
ebery tiem he hadda gib hur da pils shee kneeded, beclaws she wuz so
berry berry gudgud about takin alla da medisines he hadda gib tu hur.

sew he hassa lotta da cans of sardinis, down inna da baismint whar mai
lidderboks is anna he gibbed myownself sum todai.

ai liek da sardinis a lots. mai hoomin keeps saing dat ai is tu fluffy,
anna dat ai needs to loose sum wate, buttid ai finks ai is jus purrfict
da wai ai am gnow.

ai seed dat mai hooman putted da wrest ub da can wid da sardinis in da
majic kold bocks, beclaws him said dat him dunent liek da sardinis
hisownself, sew ai wil getted tu eat alla dem maiownslf.

~~~~~~~~~~~~ ^..^

lorili, da grai tabbi wid da pritti blu eyez



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Old April 8th 11, 03:22 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Will in New Haven
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Default I tride a noo fud!

On Apr 7, 10:22*pm, "Sundance" wrote:
Haz enneekittee else ever tride pork bunz? *Meowmie ordered sum an leeved
dem on da kownter. I wuz furry stelthee -- I wented abowt myown bizniss
until she wuz bizzee wif sumfing else, den I got into da funnee liddle bokz
an tride sum -- it wuz furry gud!


Mine Mommy yoosd to breeng dem hom frum da nise Chinees peepl hoo gifd
her fudz. Butted I don' eet no peepl fudz sew I jus watshed her eat
dem. Shee seem to wike dem furry mutsh an shee wood allus offer me
sum. Uncl Bill GNOS I don't wike hoomin fudz, sew he don' yooshully
offer me nun. I fink he SHOOD, in cas I chang mine mind, butted I
woont.

WooToo

I wike hoomn fudz, it is HOOMINS I don't wike. I haff never had doze
buns, tho. I haff had bits ub dumpling and doz has pork an are gudgud.
An sew has Sunrise. I am toking four her beclaws she is eeting
krunchies rite now. Shee has her feet in da bole so I cant eet at da
same time, da piggy.

--
Missy
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Old April 8th 11, 06:55 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Default I tride a noo fud!

On Apr 7, 10:22*pm, "Sundance" wrote:
Haz enneekittee else ever tride pork bunz? *Meowmie ordered sum an leeved
dem on da kownter. I wuz furry stelthee -- I wented abowt myown bizniss
until she wuz bizzee wif sumfing else, den I got into da funnee liddle bokz
an tride sum -- it wuz furry gud!

Sundance


I wil be ser in a fyoo minits to hepl yoo tridem.
Meowy, furry intweegged
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Old April 8th 11, 07:57 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Default I tride a noo fud!

On Apr 8, 3:22*am, "Sundance" wrote:
Haz enneekittee else ever tride pork bunz? *Meowmie ordered sum an leeved
dem on da kownter. I wuz furry stelthee -- I wented abowt myown bizniss
until she wuz bizzee wif sumfing else, den I got into da funnee liddle bokz
an tride sum -- it wuz furry gud!

Sundance


Gud fur yu Sundance!
Wees onny effur twied hunny woast pork...wus it betterer dan dat? We
sneaked dat wunce wen Meomie was makin a sandywitch fur da Gwannyma n
she neglekted tu gard it onna wurktop......wel, wassa kitty tu
do??.....
Harry da vacuum.
 




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