Kitty Schottland Update 12/01

I hadda go to TED's yesfurday 'cause I wasn't feeling or acting
like mineownselves. GranMeowmie and Auntie Becky tookened me
inna kittyjail and in a metalmonster.

Well, you wouldn't believe what TED did to me! He stucked
something in mine butt and said "no temperature." Then he
splashed something cold on the bottom of mine neck, stuck a
needle in, and stole mine blood. I'm still waiting for him to
give it back. Then he putted another needle in the top of mine
neck because I "needed fluids." Whatta day!

Today, TED called and told GranMeowmie that efurrything was
normal. I don't have any thyroid problems like he thought I
might. GranMeowmie was furry happy and mentioned Cousin Roscoe.
TED said he thought it was possible Roscoe was stressing me out
because I'm old. What a terrible thing to say! I'm not old!
I'm only fifteen-and-three-quarters years old!

Respectfully meowed,
Kitty Schottlan, VC
Chief Tortie In Residence

dem tedz sure duz haf sum nurf, Trudi
ChildFree23 wrote in message
nk.net...
I hadda go to TED's yesfurday 'cause I wasn't feeling or acting
like mineownselves. GranMeowmie and Auntie Becky tookened me
inna kittyjail and in a metalmonster.

Well, you wouldn't believe what TED did to me! He stucked
something in mine butt and said "no temperature." Then he
splashed something cold on the bottom of mine neck, stuck a
needle in, and stole mine blood. I'm still waiting for him to
give it back. Then he putted another needle in the top of mine
neck because I "needed fluids." Whatta day!

Today, TED called and told GranMeowmie that efurrything was
normal. I don't have any thyroid problems like he thought I
might. GranMeowmie was furry happy and mentioned Cousin Roscoe.
TED said he thought it was possible Roscoe was stressing me out
because I'm old. What a terrible thing to say! I'm not old!
I'm only fifteen-and-three-quarters years old!

Respectfully meowed,
Kitty Schottlan, VC
Chief Tortie In Residence

Today, TED called and told GranMeowmie that efurrything was
normal. I don't have any thyroid problems like he thought I
might. GranMeowmie was furry happy and mentioned Cousin Roscoe.
TED said he thought it was possible Roscoe was stressing me out
because I'm old. What a terrible thing to say! I'm not old!
I'm only fifteen-and-three-quarters years old!

No indeed, you're still just a youngster! I hope that you guys will find a
solution to your litter-box situation soon.

Have your hoomins tried putting some Rescue Remedy in your water dishes,
or putting Feliway diffusers around the house? They work wonders with
helping me control my temper when that young hollikitten Ranger comes
bombing into the room.

Cleopatra

How rood! Usually I duz hab a temperchur, but da TED takes it! Whut duz
yoo do to not hab one?

Wud yoo like usses to march on da TED's offis an demand dat he giv bak yur
blud? We kud purrobly git on da newz reportz an expoze da horrybul way doze
TEDs treetz us!

Rebecca

"ChildFree23" wrote in message
nk.net...
I hadda go to TED's yesfurday 'cause I wasn't feeling or acting like
mineownselves. GranMeowmie and Auntie Becky tookened me inna kittyjail and
in a metalmonster.

Well, you wouldn't believe what TED did to me! He stucked something in
mine butt and said "no temperature." Then he splashed something cold on
the bottom of mine neck, stuck a needle in, and stole mine blood. I'm
still waiting for him to give it back. Then he putted another needle in
the top of mine neck because I "needed fluids." Whatta day!

Today, TED called and told GranMeowmie that efurrything was normal. I
don't have any thyroid problems like he thought I might. GranMeowmie was
furry happy and mentioned Cousin Roscoe. TED said he thought it was
possible Roscoe was stressing me out because I'm old. What a terrible
thing to say! I'm not old! I'm only fifteen-and-three-quarters years old!

Respectfully meowed,
Kitty Schottlan, VC
Chief Tortie In Residence

owr soft wuz thinkin bout that feelling stuffz, her sayed i wuz tootoo
crabby, Tiger, indignant
Her Royal Highness Cleopatra Silvercat wrote in
message news
Today, TED called and told GranMeowmie that efurrything was
normal. I don't have any thyroid problems like he thought I
might. GranMeowmie was furry happy and mentioned Cousin Roscoe.
TED said he thought it was possible Roscoe was stressing me out
because I'm old. What a terrible thing to say! I'm not old!
I'm only fifteen-and-three-quarters years old!

No indeed, you're still just a youngster! I hope that you guys will find a
solution to your litter-box situation soon.

Have your hoomins tried putting some Rescue Remedy in your water dishes,
or putting Feliway diffusers around the house? They work wonders with
helping me control my temper when that young hollikitten Ranger comes
bombing into the room.

Cleopatra

minesef sayz we shuuld juz bitta ted, OEJ
Rebecca wrote in message
. com...
How rood! Usually I duz hab a temperchur, but da TED takes it! Whut duz
yoo do to not hab one?

Wud yoo like usses to march on da TED's offis an demand dat he giv bak yur
blud? We kud purrobly git on da newz reportz an expoze da horrybul way
doze
TEDs treetz us!

Rebecca

"ChildFree23" wrote in message
nk.net...
I hadda go to TED's yesfurday 'cause I wasn't feeling or acting like
mineownselves. GranMeowmie and Auntie Becky tookened me inna kittyjail
and
in a metalmonster.

Well, you wouldn't believe what TED did to me! He stucked something in
mine butt and said "no temperature." Then he splashed something cold on
the bottom of mine neck, stuck a needle in, and stole mine blood. I'm
still waiting for him to give it back. Then he putted another needle in
the top of mine neck because I "needed fluids." Whatta day!

Today, TED called and told GranMeowmie that efurrything was normal. I
don't have any thyroid problems like he thought I might. GranMeowmie
was
furry happy and mentioned Cousin Roscoe. TED said he thought it was
possible Roscoe was stressing me out because I'm old. What a terrible
thing to say! I'm not old! I'm only fifteen-and-three-quarters years
old!

Respectfully meowed,
Kitty Schottlan, VC
Chief Tortie In Residence

On Fri, 2 Dec 2005 07:08:35 -0600, Stormmee's little agile paws typed:

owr soft wuz thinkin bout that feelling stuffz, her sayed i wuz tootoo
crabby, Tiger, indignant

Tiger, my luff! How dare dey say dattid you iz crabby! You iz a
wunnerful, sweet boycat! Mebee you need to leef a poop where da
hoomans will get da messij!
--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
12/2/2005 9:55:13 AM
anais_737+at+verizon+dot+net

I iz gonna do somfin, ifin itz notted quiet next time I poopz i iz gonna
leaf it somwure elze, Tiger, glad hiz ladycat unnerstandz
Mme. Anaïs ^..^ wrote in message
...
On Fri, 2 Dec 2005 07:08:35 -0600, Stormmee's little agile paws typed:

owr soft wuz thinkin bout that feelling stuffz, her sayed i wuz tootoo
crabby, Tiger, indignant

Tiger, my luff! How dare dey say dattid you iz crabby! You iz a
wunnerful, sweet boycat! Mebee you need to leef a poop where da
hoomans will get da messij!
--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
12/2/2005 9:55:13 AM
anais_737+at+verizon+dot+net

duz youz like pumpkin? dad is furry furry gud gud fur wen things arent
cuming our rite. Mani kitties like pumpkin, Ize do.

Frieda

ChildFree23 wrote:

I hadda go to TED's yesfurday 'cause I wasn't feeling or acting
like mineownselves. GranMeowmie and Auntie Becky tookened me
inna kittyjail and in a metalmonster.

Well, you wouldn't believe what TED did to me! He stucked
something in mine butt and said "no temperature." Then he
splashed something cold on the bottom of mine neck, stuck a
needle in, and stole mine blood. I'm still waiting for him to
give it back. Then he putted another needle in the top of mine
neck because I "needed fluids." Whatta day!

Today, TED called and told GranMeowmie that efurrything was
normal. I don't have any thyroid problems like he thought I
might. GranMeowmie was furry happy and mentioned Cousin Roscoe.
TED said he thought it was possible Roscoe was stressing me out
because I'm old. What a terrible thing to say! I'm not old!
I'm only fifteen-and-three-quarters years old!

Respectfully meowed,
Kitty Schottlan, VC
Chief Tortie In Residence

we all likez it, Trudi
Me wrote in message
...
duz youz like pumpkin? dad is furry furry gud gud fur wen things arent
cuming our rite. Mani kitties like pumpkin, Ize do.

Frieda

ChildFree23 wrote:

I hadda go to TED's yesfurday 'cause I wasn't feeling or acting
like mineownselves. GranMeowmie and Auntie Becky tookened me
inna kittyjail and in a metalmonster.

Well, you wouldn't believe what TED did to me! He stucked
something in mine butt and said "no temperature." Then he
splashed something cold on the bottom of mine neck, stuck a
needle in, and stole mine blood. I'm still waiting for him to
give it back. Then he putted another needle in the top of mine
neck because I "needed fluids." Whatta day!

Today, TED called and told GranMeowmie that efurrything was
normal. I don't have any thyroid problems like he thought I
might. GranMeowmie was furry happy and mentioned Cousin Roscoe.
TED said he thought it was possible Roscoe was stressing me out
because I'm old. What a terrible thing to say! I'm not old!
I'm only fifteen-and-three-quarters years old!

Respectfully meowed,
Kitty Schottlan, VC
Chief Tortie In Residence