received from a Girlfriend and want to pass on to my other girlfriends (of both genders)

I am so glad to have you for my friend.



National Girlfriend and Sister's

Week


I am only! as strong as the coffee I drink, the hairspray I use and the
friends I have.
To the cool women that have touched my life. Here's to you!



National Girlfriends Day


What would most of us do without our sisters, confidants and shopping,
lunching, and traveling girls?
Let's celebrate each other for each other's sake!
TO MY GIRLFRIENDS!
If you get this twice you know you have more than one girlfriend. Be
Happy! PLEASE PASS THIS ON TO ALL OF YOUR GIRLFRIENDS AND RETURN IT TO THE
FRIEND WHO SENT IT TO YOU!


It is good to be a woman:


1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. We can scare male bosses with the mysterious gynecological disorder
excuses.
3 Taxis stop for us.
4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
5. No fashion faux pas we make, could ever rival the Speedo.
6. We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.
7. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
8. We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear end.
9. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates
are still there.
10. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
11. We can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
12. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will look
like an idiot.
13. We will never regret piercing our ears.
14. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
15. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because
they aren't listening anyway.
Send this to all the bright women you know and make their day!!!!!


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!Friends are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble
remembering how to fly.


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