Ranger Snow-Cat

On Mon, 08 Dec 2008 06:53:45 -0800, Will in New Haven wrote:

I haff ast da Bear to goe az yoor sekuritee d*ggy an hee will. He wike
da snow butted he din't GNOW bout greebiings an he wanna hep. Hee iz
furry big an brav. behind paw an sweeet.

Hi dere, Bear. I'z heards lots bout you, and it's all been gud! Let me
show youz where da greeblins was, and you can see what to look fur and
what dey smellz like. Den mebbe youz can do patrols out here to keep an
eye out fur dem. I'z sure dat when dey seez a big, brave strong goggie
like you patrolling dey will stay away.

Ober here is one ub dere snow forts. An ober dere is da secondest snow
fort. Dey likes to make dem like dat, an stock dem with snowballs, and
dey also makes tunnels an holes unner da snow dat hoomins and kitties an
goggies can trip over. If you see any of dem or smell dem, juss bark real
loud and dey will run away.

Ranger

On Dec 8, 11:03 am, Ranger Greykitten wrote:
On Mon, 08 Dec 2008 06:53:45 -0800, Will in New Haven wrote:

I haff ast da Bear to goe az yoor sekuritee d*ggy an hee will. He wike
da snow butted he din't GNOW bout greebiings an he wanna hep. Hee iz
furry big an brav. behind paw an sweeet.

Hi dere, Bear. I'z heards lots bout you, and it's all been gud! Let me
show youz where da greeblins was, and you can see what to look fur and
what dey smellz like. Den mebbe youz can do patrols out here to keep an
eye out fur dem. I'z sure dat when dey seez a big, brave strong goggie
like you patrolling dey will stay away.

Bear follows his new fren aroun an pays attenshun to his
instruckshuns


Ober here is one ub dere snow forts. An ober dere is da secondest snow
fort. Dey likes to make dem like dat, an stock dem with snowballs, and
dey also makes tunnels an holes unner da snow dat hoomins and kitties an
goggies can trip over. If you see any of dem or smell dem, juss bark real
loud and dey will run away.

Bear gnods his big hed in agreemunt

--
Will in New Haven

O T has plenty to say about this venture but the secretary is laughing too
hard to type at the moment.
"Ranger Greykitten" wrote in message
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On Mon, 08 Dec 2008 07:20:08 -0600, Granby wrote:

Sadie thinks, I don't have a clue what a gremblin is but, if the
community needs me, I will try. I have to think Ranger Snow Cat can
give me an idea of what a gremblin smellz like.

Sadie and O T head for the porter. O T has on his cold weather gear.
Sadie already has a thick coat and her foot pads are toughened for
winter.

Hi dere, Sadie Dog. Fangu fur helpin out! I hope you don't mind dis cold
snow too much. I figger dat Sunrise, dat really bootiful kitty in da
howse, got 'ttacked by snow greeblings. Dey duznt't leave tracks, but if
you sniff over here by da door you might get a whiff of dere scent. Den
we can look around and see if we can spot anyfing. OT, you wannt patrol
wif me?

[The two cats and one dog start searching through the yard, looking for
any signs of snow greeblings. As the two cats lean over to investigate a
strange depression in the snow, they are pelted with a storm of little
tiny snow balls. As they look around they see Sadie is also being
bombarded with tiny snow balls but has taken shelter behind a tree.
Ranger and OT spot a ridge of snow to shelter behind. Before ducking
behind the ridge both cats look around to see if they can spot where the
snowball attack is coming from. OT whips out his catellite phone and
calls Sadie, who gives a report on where the snowballs are coming from
relative to her position.

OT quickly makes some calculations in his head, then he leans over to
whisper to Ranger. The two cats meow softly to each other, then they
start forming large snowballs. OT then lies on his back, and Ranger
shoves a big snowball up onto OT's hind legs. OT bunny-kicks the
snowball, sending it arcing into the air and straight into the
greebling's attack position. Ranger reloads OT, who delivers another
barrage onto the greeblings. One more snowball, and the cats and Sadie
jump out from behind there cover and rush the miniature snow fort where
the greeblings had holed up. Nothing remains in the fort other than a
huge pile of tiny snowballs.]

Great work, efurrybody! We did it - we drove da greeblings away. I don't
fink dey're gonna come back for a while. I fink if we could get da Maine
Coon Patrol to swing by here once a week or so dat da kitties here ought
to be safe.

Let's see if dere is enough nip tea in da howse fur all of usses. Sadie,
maybe Fluffykitz could port over some dognip tea too.

Ranger

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Will in New Haven wrote:

Kud yoo tell meeself wy I haff SNOW on mine furrs? I don' go to da OUT
an I am too busy wookin reel gud too do any snow-kittee stuff. Sew,
howcum?

--
Sunrise, the PRITTY WUN, hoo iz colded an wetted

You was prolly attacked by snow greeblinhgs! I fink I ought to 'port
over and chase off da snow greeblings. If dey gets out of paw dey can
put glaciers an iceburgs in yourz yard.

Ranger da Mighty Snowcat

UB ~ Glaciers and icebergs... LMTO! ;-)

On Mon, 08 Dec 2008 16:00:35 -0600, Cory wrote:

You was prolly attacked by snow greeblinhgs! I fink I ought to 'port
over and chase off da snow greeblings. If dey gets out of paw dey can
put glaciers an iceburgs in yourz yard.

Ranger da Mighty Snowcat

UB ~ Glaciers and icebergs... LMTO! ;-)

Well yeah! I sure wouldn't want to haf a glacier or a iceberg in mineown
back yard! Dat would make it awful hard to hunt for skwirls and birdies.
'Sides, glaciers an icebergs attract poler bears, and I don't wanna haf
to fite one of dem. Dey is big an mean. So just to be safe, I fink us
kitties need to be specially careful to watch out fur doze nasty snow
greeblings.

Ranger

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On Mon, 08 Dec 2008 16:00:35 -0600, Cory wrote:

You was prolly attacked by snow greeblinhgs! I fink I ought to 'port
over and chase off da snow greeblings. If dey gets out of paw dey can
put glaciers an iceburgs in yourz yard.

Ranger da Mighty Snowcat

UB ~ Glaciers and icebergs... LMTO! ;-)

Well yeah! I sure wouldn't want to haf a glacier or a iceberg in mineown
back yard! Dat would make it awful hard to hunt for skwirls and birdies.
'Sides, glaciers an icebergs attract poler bears, and I don't wanna haf
to fite one of dem. Dey is big an mean. So just to be safe, I fink us
kitties need to be specially careful to watch out fur doze nasty snow
greeblings.

Ranger

Ranger, do you live in Antarctica?? 'Cuz that's the ONLY place you're
gonna find glaciers (well, OK... maybe you'll find GLACIERS, but JUST
glaciers, in Alaska, too) or an iceberg, or a polar bear (OK, maybe
you'll find polar bears in a zoo somewhere)!

;-)

UB ~ I get it, I get it, I get it. I'm not tryin' to quash anyone's
great imagination here. Just tryin' to do my duty to explain things to
the kitties, as it's my responsibility to do that as an Unca.

--- Cory

On Tue, 09 Dec 2008 07:08:12 -0600, Cory wrote:

Ranger, do you live in Antarctica?? 'Cuz that's the ONLY place you're
gonna find glaciers (well, OK... maybe you'll find GLACIERS, but JUST
glaciers, in Alaska, too) or an iceberg, or a polar bear (OK, maybe
you'll find polar bears in a zoo somewhere)!

Well, ya see, Unka Cory, dat is assuming dat da snow greeblings are gonna
follow da rules. But us kitties know dat greeblings izn't reliabababable.
If dey wanna be 'specially nasty to a kitty (or a goggy or a hoomin) dey
just might drop a glacier or a iceburg or a avalanche in yourz back yard.
Dat's why it's so 'portant to have Mighty Snow Kitties patrolling your
yards - to make da snow greeblings follow da rules.

Ranger the Mighty Snow Cat
patiently explaining the facts of greebling behavior

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On Tue, 09 Dec 2008 07:08:12 -0600, Cory wrote:

Ranger, do you live in Antarctica?? 'Cuz that's the ONLY place you're
gonna find glaciers (well, OK... maybe you'll find GLACIERS, but JUST
glaciers, in Alaska, too) or an iceberg, or a polar bear (OK, maybe
you'll find polar bears in a zoo somewhere)!

Well, ya see, Unka Cory, dat is assuming dat da snow greeblings are gonna
follow da rules. But us kitties know dat greeblings izn't reliabababable.
If dey wanna be 'specially nasty to a kitty (or a goggy or a hoomin) dey
just might drop a glacier or a iceburg or a avalanche in yourz back yard.
Dat's why it's so 'portant to have Mighty Snow Kitties patrolling your
yards - to make da snow greeblings follow da rules.

Ranger the Mighty Snow Cat
patiently explaining the facts of greebling behavior

*Unca Cory looks at Ranger sideways...*

You've been tail-deep in the nip lately, haven't you??

--- Unca Cory

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Mee an Maggy May wuz stanin at da top ub da stares, wachin da Bear
bring da Uncl Bill bak in frum his wok. Yoo can ast Maggy May wut shee
seed wen shee wakes up from her nap. Butted I don't fink shee saw
mulch.

--
Sunrise, da PRITTY WUN

I willz begin mine 'festigaytion at da top of da stairz, den follow da
clues where dey takes me. Yes, I definitely smell da scent of snow
greeblings...

Ranger the Mighty Snow Cat
stalking off after the scent of snow greeblings

UB ~ This reminds me of an American television show called GILMORE
GIRLS. One of the main characters LOVED snow... just loved, loved,
loved it to pieces. In one of the episodes (I forget which one at the
moment), she says excitedly, "I smell snow...".

You CAN actually smell it. It's happened to me before.

In article , says...
Hihi diz iz O T anna u guyz wanna kno how dum deze hoomanz kan beez? Da
Gramby was wonnering why her hadn't heard anyfing from Unkle Bill's house
den, her scovered dat him waz inna her Kill File annd I knowz her wudnt du
dat. Her said a kuple of nautie wordz to da puter.

I'm still trying to get Gravity (my newsreader) to thread correctly. It
hasn't worked right for months, and it's REALLY beginning to bug the
snot outta me. I honestly don't know what the problem is. It WAS
working just fine a while ago.

--- Unca Cory