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Christmas Eve at Culzean Castle
As the rays of the rising sun start to shine on the highest ramparts of
Culzean Castle we see signs of activity on the grounds. Groundskeeper cats are scurrying around making sure that the grounds are as perfect as can be, and a catering company truck is backed up to the kitchen doors with kitchen kitties unloading huge amounts of delicious food. Inside the castle the housekeeping staff brushes up the last remnants of dust from the floor. Up in the Eisenhower Suite the castle's manager, Miss Bonniefur, directs the staff in adjusting the layout of chairs, cushions, and pads and directs the florists on the placement of a large number of flowers. Off in the corner a set of pipers is warming up. Finding the proper room, Amelia knocks on the door. A large Norwegian Forest Cat opens the door, recognizes Amelia, then waves her inside. Anuit is sitting at an antique table finishing her breakfast. Amelia: Meow, Anuit! Thank you again for agreeing to travel to Scotland and perform this wedwink. Anuit: I am delighted to do so. We of the Temple of Bast have been isolated for far too long, and we are very happy to become a part of this wonderful Community. |
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Christmas Eve at Culzean Castle
Amelia, Harri and OT find a beautiful tree near the castle and stand for
a while watching the activity. Birds fly overhead, squirrels play in the trees, kittens play hide-and-seek in the bushes. OT points to motion in the distance. As all three kitties watch they see a handful of humans approaching! The humans all appear to be in their early 20s to 30s and all appear to be extraordinarily attractive. As they grow closer their forms seem to grow indistinct and hazy, and moments later where humans stood we see a bunch of kitties leaping clear of piles of human clothes. The group approaches our three. Aed: Good mornin, kitties! Dis ought to be a wunnerful winking, don't you fink? Morgana: Wedwinks are so romantical! And this castle - it's so lovely. It's prettier than the ones near our caves in Ireland. Harri: Aed, Morgana - I dont fink I'z ever seen you kitties transform like dat befur! Dats purrty cool. Morgana: We dont often do it in the open, as it's too easy to be seen by the humans. But today it looks like the humans have pretty well left the castle and it's grounds to us kitties. Aed: and itz such a LIBERATING feeling! Amelia: Lets all go in to the castle and find seats. [The bunch of kitties walks to and enters the castle. A host cat meets them and directs them upstairs to the Eisenhower Suite. Upon arriving they find a group of Egyptian Mau cats escorting guests to their seats. |
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Christmas Eve at Culzean Castle
On 25 Dec 2011 00:23:43 GMT, Community Cats wrote:
Amelia: Lets all go in to the castle and find seats. [The bunch of kitties walks to and enters the castle. A host cat meets them and directs them upstairs to the Eisenhower Suite. Upon arriving they find a group of Egyptian Mau cats escorting guests to their seats. [Two Zot girls take a final look in the mirror, spray on a little perfume and get into the 'porter] Cybèle: Yoo wooks wubly, mine deer! Oriane: And so do you! Dis is so womantical. Cybèle: I knoze. I wubs winkings! Oriane;And da benue iz eben womantical! [The porter twinkles and the girls step out] Meow Amelia! How iz yourself? -- Purrs, Cybèle & Oriane “I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the cats become its visible soul.” Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963 12/24/2011 7:37:27 PM |
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Christmas Eve at Culzean Castle
Amelia, Harri and OT find a beautiful tree near the castle and stand for a while watching the activity. Birds fly overhead, squirrels play in the trees, kittens play hide-and-seek in the bushes. OT points to motion in the distance. As all three kitties watch they see a handful of humans approaching! The humans all appear to be in their early 20s to 30s and all appear to be extraordinarily attractive. As they grow closer their forms seem to grow indistinct and hazy, and moments later where humans stood we see a bunch of kitties leaping clear of piles of human clothes. The group approaches our three. Aed: Good mornin, kitties! Dis ought to be a wunnerful winking, don't you fink? Morgana: Wedwinks are so romantical! And this castle - it's so lovely. It's prettier than the ones near our caves in Ireland. Harri: Aed, Morgana - I dont fink I'z ever seen you kitties transform like dat befur! Dats purrty cool. Morgana: We dont often do it in the open, as it's too easy to be seen by the humans. But today it looks like the humans have pretty well left the castle and it's grounds to us kitties. Aed: and itz such a LIBERATING feeling! Amelia: Lets all go in to the castle and find seats. [The bunch of kitties walks to and enters the castle. A host cat meets them and directs them upstairs to the Eisenhower Suite. Upon arriving they find a group of Egyptian Mau cats escorting guests to their seats. Mosey , Meowy, Tygur, Mayzy, PookyKat, Sqweex, BobQat and Mimzy have also arrived in Scotland, where it is breezy and they also go to see Harry and make sure he is comfortable, say hello to Anti Bess, and then leave again to go exploring. And they ALL go have had their breakfast and have seen their friends Also Tygur and Mayzy say little meows to wee Cleo, the Gordon's new kitten.and give her a majikal bat ball toy for Kissamouse. Anti Mimzy is watching out for them so Mosey and Meowy can have time together Mosey's family also give Kissamouse gifts to Anti Bess, and her husband and to Harry and Sukie too. We would all love to have some foods. and nip drinks, except for Tygur and Mayzy, of course. They would love to have some warm nip milk and some salmon and turkey, if that's not too much trouble. "Everything looks wonderful" Mosey says, we men cats me, , PookyKat and little Tygur and BpbQat have brought our kilts and Meowy, Sqweex and Pipps, Mayzy and Anti Mimzy have their tartan sashes to go with their gowns. "I have also brought my bagpipes to play at the winking, IF you'd like me to, that is" says Mosey Now we all need a nap. .. |
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Christmas Eve at Culzean Castle
"Community Cats" wrote in message ... Amelia, Harri and OT find a beautiful tree near the castle and stand for a while watching the activity. Birds fly overhead, squirrels play in the trees, kittens play hide-and-seek in the bushes. OT points to motion in the distance. As all three kitties watch they see a handful of humans approaching! The humans all appear to be in their early 20s to 30s and all appear to be extraordinarily attractive. As they grow closer their forms seem to grow indistinct and hazy, and moments later where humans stood we see a bunch of kitties leaping clear of piles of human clothes. The group approaches our three. Aed: Good mornin, kitties! Dis ought to be a wunnerful winking, don't you fink? Morgana: Wedwinks are so romantical! And this castle - it's so lovely. It's prettier than the ones near our caves in Ireland. Harri: Aed, Morgana - I dont fink I'z ever seen you kitties transform like dat befur! Dats purrty cool. Morgana: We dont often do it in the open, as it's too easy to be seen by the humans. But today it looks like the humans have pretty well left the castle and it's grounds to us kitties. Aed: and itz such a LIBERATING feeling! Amelia: Lets all go in to the castle and find seats. [The bunch of kitties walks to and enters the castle Sundance arrives and joins Pit2nya. He gets a cart and helps Pit2nya load the gifts, then takes them up and places them all below the gift table. A host cat meets them and directs them upstairs to the Eisenhower Suite. Upon arriving they find a group of Egyptian Mau cats escorting guests to their seats. |
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Christmas Eve at Culzean Castle
[The porter twinkles and the girls step out]
Meow Amelia! How iz yourself? I'm doing wonderful, thanks. Isn't it a lovely day? I just love Scotland, and this castle is beautiful. Amelia |
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Christmas Eve at Culzean Castle
Amelia, Harri and OT find a beautiful tree near the castle and stand for a while watching the activity. Birds fly overhead, squirrels play in the trees, kittens play hide-and-seek in the bushes. OT points to motion in the distance. As all three kitties watch they see a handful of humans approaching! The humans all appear to be in their early 20s to 30s and all appear to be extraordinarily attractive. As they grow closer their forms seem to grow indistinct and hazy, and moments later where humans stood we see a bunch of kitties leaping clear of piles of human clothes. The group approaches our three. Aed: Good mornin, kitties! Dis ought to be a wunnerful winking, don't you fink? Morgana: Wedwinks are so romantical! And this castle - it's so lovely. It's prettier than the ones near our caves in Ireland. Harri: Aed, Morgana - I dont fink I'z ever seen you kitties transform like dat befur! Dats purrty cool. Morgana: We dont often do it in the open, as it's too easy to be seen Mosey and his family approach Aed and Morgana and he says, I remember you both.. smiling.. That was some neat trick you did there. yeUP You both remember my family, my wink Meowy, our bitties Tygur and Mayzy, PookyKat, his wink Sqweex, and their daughter Pipps, who is with Ranger and my other older kids, BobQat and Mimzy from Qat Island, in the Bahamas. They have magical whimsy Qat powers, only used for good. The bitties, erm, kittens, haven't started using their little powers just yet. It is so nice to see you again, and yes, Wedwinks are SO romantical indeed. Isn't this place amazing? Will you join us for a drink and something to eat? by the humans. But today it looks like the humans have pretty well left the castle and it's grounds to us kitties. Aed: and itz such a LIBERATING feeling! Amelia: Lets all go in to the castle and find seats. [The bunch of kitties walks to and enters the castle Sundance arrives and joins Pit2nya. He gets a cart and helps Pit2nya load the gifts, then takes them up and places them all below the gift table. A host cat meets them and directs them upstairs to the Eisenhower Suite. Upon arriving they find a group of Egyptian Mau cats escorting guests to their seats. |
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Christmas Eve at Culzean Castle
On 25 Dec 2011 02:20:11 GMT, Amelia T Cat wrote:
I'm doing wonderful, thanks. Isn't it a lovely day? I just love Scotland, and this castle is beautiful. Amelia Yes, itz bootiful and romantical. [they spot Aed and Morgana] Meow, gize! [hedbutts] So nice to see you! Merry Catmas! -- Purrs, Cybèle & Oriane “I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the cats become its visible soul.” Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963 12/25/2011 12:06:35 PM |
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The Winking Begins
[The assembled cats relax on the comfortable cushions spread around the
suite, enjoying the music of the quartet. Few cats notice when a side door opens and Anuit, with the help of her assistants, makes her way to the center of the front of the room and takes a seat. At a nod from Anuit the quartet finishes the piece they had been playing. The main doors open and four pipers enter, taking their places just inside the door. They being piping "Highland Cathedral", accompanied by the quartet. As they begin the side door opens again and Jack and Harry Gordon enter, taking their place before Anuit. As the drones signal the start of the March, little Cleo kitten enters the room carrying a basket filled with sprigs of heather. Sukie follows just behind, offering moral support. Cleo broadcasts the heather as she walks, doing her best to march sedately. About midway down the aisle the temptation of the fragrant sprigs overwhelms her and she has to pounce on one of them, rolling over and bunny-kicking it, but she immediately remembers that she is doing very important job, straightens herself up, and resumes her march just before Sukie can arrive to help her. The assembled guests chuckle softly. As Cleo resumes her march Willow enters the room. She marches calmly down the aisle, inhaling the aroma of the white leather bodice of her gown to help her remain calm. Cleo and Sukie take seats on a cushion near the front of the room. As Willow reaches the front of the room the pipers switch to "The Wedding March". All eyes turn to the back of the room to watch as Trudi enters the room, on the paws of Matthew Harold and Chester. Both mancats, especially Chester, appear to be on the verge of happy tears, but both manage to contain them. Upon reaching the front of the room MH and Chester both shake paws with Jack, then hand Trudi's paw into Jack's paw. The pipers finish playing the Wedding March, then the room falls silent. |
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The Winking Begins
trudi thinkz, diz iz purrfekt, i iza happeezt gurlcat inna wurld, anna
luckieezt awso... she lukz arownd at herown furndz anna famblee, hopin efuricat can feel diz way sumday... "Community Cats" wrote in message ... [The assembled cats relax on the comfortable cushions spread around the suite, enjoying the music of the quartet. Few cats notice when a side door opens and Anuit, with the help of her assistants, makes her way to the center of the front of the room and takes a seat. At a nod from Anuit the quartet finishes the piece they had been playing. The main doors open and four pipers enter, taking their places just inside the door. They being piping "Highland Cathedral", accompanied by the quartet. As they begin the side door opens again and Jack and Harry Gordon enter, taking their place before Anuit. As the drones signal the start of the March, little Cleo kitten enters the room carrying a basket filled with sprigs of heather. Sukie follows just behind, offering moral support. Cleo broadcasts the heather as she walks, doing her best to march sedately. About midway down the aisle the temptation of the fragrant sprigs overwhelms her and she has to pounce on one of them, rolling over and bunny-kicking it, but she immediately remembers that she is doing very important job, straightens herself up, and resumes her march just before Sukie can arrive to help her. The assembled guests chuckle softly. As Cleo resumes her march Willow enters the room. She marches calmly down the aisle, inhaling the aroma of the white leather bodice of her gown to help her remain calm. Cleo and Sukie take seats on a cushion near the front of the room. As Willow reaches the front of the room the pipers switch to "The Wedding March". All eyes turn to the back of the room to watch as Trudi enters the room, on the paws of Matthew Harold and Chester. Both mancats, especially Chester, appear to be on the verge of happy tears, but both manage to contain them. Upon reaching the front of the room MH and Chester both shake paws with Jack, then hand Trudi's paw into Jack's paw. The pipers finish playing the Wedding March, then the room falls silent. |
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