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Pawpa jist duzzint unfurstand!!!



 
 
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Old September 2nd 06, 03:13 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Cory
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Default Pawpa jist duzzint unfurstand!!!

Grandpaw an' Pawpa wuz onna fonetawkfingy uh liddle wyul agoze...
Grandpaw tole Pawpa, wen my bruffur Java wuz sittin' on Grandpaw'z lap,
dat I'z had awlreddy bin intu seez Grandpaw in hiz bedroom.

Grandpaw sez tu Pawpa: "Yep... Onyx has already been through here...
begging." (wich I'z wuz, an' I'z nottid afrayd tu sez dat!).

Pawpa sez bak: "Why was he begging? Was he hungry?"

Grandpaw: "Yep."

Pawpa: "Uh, that's what the DRY CAT FOOD is for, Onyx!" (UB ~ The
kitties have free feeding of dry cat food)

Wy izzit dat Pawpa duzzint wantz mineownself tu eetz da gud fudz dat
Grandpaw an' Grandmeowmie haf inna howse... fingz wike fisheez, beefz,
etc., nottid tu menshun da Fansee Feetz dat dey feedz mineownself???!!

Heez meen... him jist doan unfurstand uh kitty atawl.

--- Onyx, pouting...

 




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