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Hey Tabitha (bout our wedwink plans)



 
 
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Old September 11th 08, 05:17 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Default Hey Tabitha*



Yoo gize let myownself kno if derez enneefing I kan do. I kno da
bridezmadekittee haz sponsabiliteez, but I iznt tootoo shur whut dey iz.
Yoo let me kno whut yood like me to do fur yooz.

Rebecca


Hihi diz iz Piglet and efen dough u didn ask myownselfz I just wanna say
us sure duz hav sponsibilitiez. U hazta help da bride decide what to
wear, spezial outfits (don ask Willow, her will say white leather). Da
Bride may wan just a fancy kollar sinze her haz beautiful furz. U haz to
halp her cide bout flowerz, dekoratizuns and all dat sorta of fing. Den,
u haz to be sure efferthing goez rite on the winking day.

Oh Oh O T sayz I forgotted da mostz portant fing, You girlkittys haz ta
hav a partie for herself before her getz winked. It iz kalled a showerz
but no one gets wet.

Sinze tabitha lives wiff Harri and her is a smart kitty, I am sure she
knows all of this. O T says her knowz efferthing.


Mosey calls Piglet before he picks up Tabitha for dinner

Hihi diz iz Piglet and efen dough u didn ask myownselfz I just wanna say
us sure duz hav sponsibilitiez. U hazta help da bride decide what to
wear, spezial outfits (don ask Willow, her will say white leather). Da
Bride may wan just a fancy kollar sinze her haz beautiful furz. U haz to
halp her cide bout flowerz, dekoratizuns and all dat sorta of fing. Den,
u haz to be sure efferthing goez rite on the winking day.

Oh Oh O T sayz I forgotted da mostz portant fing, You girlkittys haz ta
hav a partie for herself before her getz winked. It iz kalled a showerz
but no one gets wet.

Sinze tabitha lives wiff Harri and her is a smart kitty, I am sure she
knows all of this. O T says her knowz efferthing.



Mosey: calls Piglet onna fone bfur hee pix up Tabitha for dinner
Hihi Piglet
Pookie, Sammy n mee gotted et awl fixed up bout den since da wedwink iz sew
close n I dint want Tabitha tew git awl stressed bout doin awl uff dem
fings.
I founded usses da purrfect pwace fur r wedwink, n gotted a red karpet fur
her tew walk down, tew, n a arch covered wif flowers, n wee effen fownd a
Hawiian Ladeecat hoo haz a Catering pwace hoo will be gwad tew dew r
reception. I will introduxe hur tew n yew kan taste da fuds hur iz making
Awl 3 uf yew gurlz.
I hope yew dunt mynd usses doin awl did fer yoo. Efferfing will be rite on
da winking day, I promise.
I will port yew n usses dere n show yew how I am pwanning it, umkay? Yew
kan uslo tell mee iffen dere iz sumtin yew wanna add or change bout it.
Awl yew hafta doo iz hab yer partee, , go shoppingh, relax, deecide wat tew
wear.
..

Mosey

The happee couple iz seated at dinner tawking about da pwans he told piglet
bout offer sum red nip wine
Mosey: How do yew wike doze ideez?
Tabitha I wuv tem.
I was thimking hoo will walk mee down da aisle n effen do hur is my
bridsmaid, I am gonna ask Amelia tew walk me down da asile n gib me away tew
yew.
Her is my beloved Momcat.

Mosey: I fink dat iz a bootiful idea.

Tabitha: Let's order, I'm starved

Mosey: Orders for the boff uf dem, dey hab a lufly dinner n over dessert,
Mosey hands Tabitha a gold bawx wif a red ribbon n says:
Mosey: Heer iz a suprize for yew sweetie
Tabitha opens the box, unduz da tishue payper n dere is a bootiful red stone
inside
Tabitha gasps n says
: Fangu sew mutch Mosey, my dear sweet boy
Mosey: I pixed diz out fur yew tew put on yer wedwink collar. I hope yew
wike et.
Tabitha. Oh yess, I wuv et. I kant wait tew show da gurlz.
Mosey pays the check and they get bak inna car and he takes hur home, full
of fudz and exhausted.and goes back tew hiz home. n goes tew sleep.
Da next day
Dey awl port to Hawaii to hab a wook at da setting for da wink. Mosey
shows Tabitha what he haz pwanned n hurself n da gurls wuv et.
Tabitha, Rebecca n hur bridsmaids n Pookie n Sammy r dere too n dey wook
around, mayke a foo adittions n go taste da goodies n kake n effting iz
settled n dey awl port back home for a rest.





 




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