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Old July 5th 05, 07:35 PM
Pat
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Default Abelard here for lunch!

He just walked in the door, demanding shrimpies, which he is eating as I
type.

Now, I think when he leaves I will follow him


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Old July 5th 05, 07:46 PM
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"Pat" wrote in message
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He just walked in the door, demanding shrimpies, which he is eating as I
type.

Now, I think when he leaves I will follow him


He will fool you, though. Just as you have followed him for a long way he
will disappear into thin air!
I tell you, it's a b*st*rd cat trick. Ignore his capers and pretend you
don't care. No shrimpies for naughty Abelard.
He is winding you right round his little toe ;-) and doesn't he just know
how to do it!

Tweed



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Old July 5th 05, 08:03 PM
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"Christina Websell" wrote in message
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"Pat" wrote in message
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He just walked in the door, demanding shrimpies, which he is eating as I
type.

Now, I think when he leaves I will follow him


He will fool you, though. Just as you have followed him for a long way he
will disappear into thin air!
I tell you, it's a b*st*rd cat trick. Ignore his capers and pretend you
don't care. No shrimpies for naughty Abelard.
He is winding you right round his little toe ;-) and doesn't he just know
how to do it!


He looked so thin this time.... and the shrimpies were not going to keep
much longer in the fridge. My freezer for some reason does not work in the
summer.



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Old July 5th 05, 09:19 PM
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On Tue, 5 Jul 2005 13:35:55 -0500, "Pat"
yodeled:

He just walked in the door, demanding shrimpies, which he is eating as I
type.

Now, I think when he leaves I will follow him


Little B*st*rd!


Theresa
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Old July 5th 05, 09:44 PM
Christina Websell
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"Pat" wrote in message
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"Christina Websell" wrote in message
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"Pat" wrote in message
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He just walked in the door, demanding shrimpies, which he is eating as
I
type.

Now, I think when he leaves I will follow him


He will fool you, though. Just as you have followed him for a long way
he
will disappear into thin air!
I tell you, it's a b*st*rd cat trick. Ignore his capers and pretend you
don't care. No shrimpies for naughty Abelard.
He is winding you right round his little toe ;-) and doesn't he just know
how to do it!


He looked so thin this time.... and the shrimpies were not going to keep
much longer in the fridge. My freezer for some reason does not work in the
summer.


So he is thin. Oh, poor Abelard, who knows quite well where he can get fed
when he is fed up with roaming around and enjoying himself in the out and
the good weather!
He's a bad lad - or at least he's doing what cats do - taking advantage of
you.
He is not lost and obviously knows where home is. Try not to worry about
him and let him come and go. You may or may not have lost your snuggly cat,
wait and see. Colder weather might see him right back in your bed. I hope
so.

Tweed


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Old July 5th 05, 10:36 PM
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What a relief!
Best wishes,
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Polonca & Soncek

"Pat" wrote in message
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He just walked in the door, demanding shrimpies, which he is eating as I
type.

Now, I think when he leaves I will follow him




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Old July 6th 05, 12:26 AM
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Pat wrote:

He just walked in the door, demanding shrimpies, which he is eating as I
type.

Now, I think when he leaves I will follow him


Has he been gaining weight, lately? Sounds to me as though
he may have conned some of your neighbors into thinking he's
THEIR cat!





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Old July 6th 05, 01:08 AM
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"EvelynVogtGamble(Divamanque)" wrote in message
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Pat wrote:

He just walked in the door, demanding shrimpies, which he is eating as I
type.

Now, I think when he leaves I will follow him


Has he been gaining weight, lately? Sounds to me as though
he may have conned some of your neighbors into thinking he's
THEIR cat!


He's looking thinner than ever (and he's always been very thin). The only
neighbor within range of a cat is Gloria, and he never goes to her house.
There are four large dogs and two cats at her house.


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Old July 6th 05, 01:47 AM
Christine Burel
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"Pat" wrote in message
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"EvelynVogtGamble(Divamanque)" wrote in message
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Pat wrote:

He just walked in the door, demanding shrimpies, which he is eating as

I
type.

Now, I think when he leaves I will follow him


Has he been gaining weight, lately? Sounds to me as though
he may have conned some of your neighbors into thinking he's
THEIR cat!


He's looking thinner than ever (and he's always been very thin). The only
neighbor within range of a cat is Gloria, and he never goes to her house.
There are four large dogs and two cats at her house.


Pat, really don't mean to be looking for problems but his thinness plus his
increased restlessness is making me wonder if he has an overactive thyroid?
Christine


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Old July 6th 05, 01:57 AM
Takayuki
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"Pat" wrote:

He looked so thin this time.... and the shrimpies were not going to keep
much longer in the fridge. My freezer for some reason does not work in the
summer.


A freezer that doesn't work in the summer... is a pretty bad freezer!
It's a ******* freezer trick.

It's too bad you can't tell Abelard to take provisions with him for
these little field trips. I hope he doesn't get lost.

 




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